Welcome to the 2 Stupid Dogs guide at TV Tome. ============================================== Two Stupid Dogs follows the lives of two dogs, the overly excited Little Dog (the dachshund) and easy-paced Big Dog (the sheepdog). These crazy canines don't know how to fit in the world, and they definately don't have any know-how. They often find themselves in commonplace situations (going to the drive-in, walking through the mall, working on the farm), some not so common situations (stuck on a space shuttle, a contestant on a game show, getting mistaken for the prime minister), and even in some familiar situations (little red riding hood, Noah's ark, and Hanzel and Gretel). But no matter the situation, their stupidity usually leads them to calamitous results. The show also featured various returning characters. Hollywood was a big burly man who is always saying 'Well isn't that cute, BUT IT'S WRONG!'. Red as the little girl from the Red Riding Hood story on her way to granny's house. Cubby is the nerdy guy who is very passionate about what ever occupation he works at. And finally Kenny, the neurotic school child who's afraid of everything and is always nervous. Each episode included two 7 minute episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs and one episode of Secret Squirrel shown between the two. 2 Stupid Dogs first aired in September of 1993 and last aired in January of 1995. 2 Stupid Dogs and all related characters and elements are trademarks of Hanna-Barbera. Episode Guide ============= Fixed audio sync in these episodes: 101-a, 101-b, 101-c, 102-a, 103-b, 103-c, 104-a, 104-c, 105-a, 105-b, 107-a, 107-b, 108-b, 108-c, 109-b, 110-a, 110-b, 110-c, 201-a, 201-c, 202-a, 202-b, 203-b, 203-c, 204-a, 204-c, 205-a, 205-c, 209-c. Season 1: 1993-94 ----------------- 101-a - Red - [Moonsong] 11-Sep-1993 Written by: Lane Raichert Directed by: Donovan Cook The two dogs meet Red, who's off to her ill grandmother's house to give her some cheese cake. But the dogs lead her to the Three Bears house where they eat their porridge, sit in their chairs, and sleep in their beds. 101-c - Home is Where Your Head Is - [Moonsong] 12-Sep-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook While walking along, Big Dog sticks his head in a hole in a fense. Little Dog panics and starts to devise a way to get his head unstuck. When all seems hopeless, Little Dog decides to adapt to life without Big Dog, but finds it impossible to do. 102-a - Cornflakes - [Moonsong] 12-Sep-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs wander onto a farm run by Hollywood. As Hollywood describes what the purpose of a farm is, the dogs get hungry and decide to want breakfest: Cornflakes! Hollywood goes on to show them the whole agriculture process, while Big Dog simply plants a corn cob in the soil. 102-c - Spit Soup - [Moonsong] 18-Sep-1993 Written by: Sylvia Edwards, Mark Saraceni Directed by: Tony Craig In a desperate attempt for food, the dogs climb up onto a 3D billboard advertising soup with a giant soup bowl. Upon finding the soup bowl is empty (or as the Little Dog describes it 'dry'), Big Dog begins to fill the bowl with spit. But soon he dries out and Little Dog must find a way to rehydrate the Big Dog. 103-a - Hollywood's Ark - [Moonsong] 25-Sep-1993 Written by: Lane Raichert Directed by: Donovan Cook Hollywood is Noah, building his Ark and gathering two of every animal. When it comes time to get two dogs, he finds Big Dog and Little Dog. But the two prove to be very taxing on Hollywood and the rest of the animals. 103-c - At the Drive In - [Moonsong] 26-Sep-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook After seeing the intermission commercial for the concession stand on a drive-in theater screen, the dogs conclude that the food must be just as big. So they go into the lot and get into all sorts of movie related hi-jinks. 104-a - Pie in the Sky - [Moonsong] 02-Oct-1993 Written by: Lane Raichert Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs want to eat at the 'Pie in the Sky' restaurant. But they keep winding up at different stores in the mall that all employ Hollywood, who keeps selling the dogs products and telling them to just 'charge it'. 104-c - Lets Make a Right Price - [Moonsong] 09-Oct-1993 Written by: Richard Pursel Directed by: Donovan Cook The two dogs get to be on Let's Make A Right Price! All non-winners on the show get a box of doggy treats. Little Dog keep bidding a dollar, but he keeps winning everything but the doggie treats. 105-a - Return of Red - [Moonsong] 16-Oct-1993 Written by: Richard Purcel, Lane Raichert Directed by: Donovan Cook The two dogs are hungry and want Happy Granny dog food. But it belongs to Red who's once again off to Grandma's house. Upon arrival, Red gives the wolf the classic interigation, while the wolf fights with granny in his stomache. 105-c - Sheep Dogs - [Moonsong] 23-Oct-1993 Written by: Sylvia Edwards Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs are mistaken as farm hands on Farmer Hollywood's farm. Wanting breakfest, the dogs must first learn how to 'round up the doggies' to earn their meal. 106-a - Hobo Hounds - [Moonsong] 30-Oct-1993 Written by: Rob Renzetti Directed by: Rob Renzetti Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon, where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks. 106-c - Show and Tell - [Moonsong] 06-Nov-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook It's show and tell at Kenny's school. He originally planned to bring his father's bowling trophy, but it breaks before he even gets on the bus. He then finds the two dogs and decides to bring them instead. 107-a - Red Strikes Back - [Moonsong] 13-Nov-1993 Written by: Richard Pursel Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs are once again tempted to follow Red (this time with the promise of BBQ-flavored canned cheese). They wind up at the witch's house from Hansel and Gretel. There, they are forced to feed Red until she is ready to be eaten. 107-c - Bathroom Humor - [Moonsong] 20-Nov-1993 Written by: Zeke Kamm Directed by: Tony Craig The Big Dog awakes in the middle of the night to 'do business'. When he finds a spot, Little Dog stops him. He then makes the point that this is their home, so they need to find a more suitable place. They wind up in a indoor bathroom, where hilarity ensues. 108-a - Spooks a Popin' - [Moonsong] 27-Nov-1993 Written by: Richard Pursel Directed by: Donovan Cook The Little Dog wants to recover some bones he's buried in the 'Paws and Reflect' pet cemetery. But his head becomes stuck inside a skull, the Big Dog becomes afraid of him and hides. 108-c - Jerk - [Moonsong] 04-Dec-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni, Rob Renzetti Directed by: Genndy Tartakovsky The dogs are at the Grand Canyon trying to solve a puzzle. Upon completion, Little Dog says the word 'Jerk' should've been part of the solution. His voice echoes across the valley, and the two misinterpret the echo as another dog insulting them. The two then embark on a mission across the Grand Canyon to confront the 'other dog'. 109-a - Substitute Teacher - [Moonsong] 18-Dec-1993 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook Kenny's regular school teacher is on sick leave (nervous breakdown), so Mr. Hollywood (or Mr. H.) is substituting. But he's in for a challenge when he meets Kenny and his class. 109-c - Las Pelotas! - [Moonsong] 25-Dec-1993 Written by: Donovan Cook Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs happen upon a Tennis Club, where they see many balls being batted back and forth. Little Dog wants to get in and chew on them. Upon getting in, the Little Dog is overwhelmed by how many there are laying about. 110-a - A Quarter - [Moonsong] 08-Jan-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook While passing a payphone with the phone of the hook, the dogs are told by the automatic teller to deposit 25c. Not wanting to disobey, the dogs then go in search for a quarter. This leads them to a cash machine, a trip to the psychiatrist, and a money making scheme. 110-c - Love - [Moonsong] 15-Jan-1994 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Todd Frederiksen, Donovan Cook, Miles Thompson Big Dog falls in love with a gerbil in a pet store. The two dogs then go into the store only to be hasseled by the store owner Hollywood. Season 2: 1994-95 ----------------- 201-a - Stunt Dogs - [Moonsong] 10-Sep-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs try to get into a dog food commercial for the free food, but they accidentally wander into the wrong studio where they're filming a jungle picture. It stars Hollywood, and he mistakes the dogs as the monkey stunt men. 201-c - Post Office - [Moonsong] 17-Sep-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs find themselves waiting in line at the post office. But they soon realize that they didn't know what the post office was even for. So the dogs spend the day waiting in line, signing up for the draft, and attacking mail carriers. 202-a - Love Doctors - [Moonsong] 24-Sep-1994 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs are hanging out with Kenny, who's in love with Buffy. But Kenny is too nervous to talk to her, so the dogs talk to her for him. But Little Dog misinterprets everything Buffy's says, leading Kenny on. Soon, Buffy is playing with Kenny and the dogs, but only because she thinks the dogs belong to him. 202-c - Far-Out Friday - [Moonsong] 01-Oct-1994 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook For no apparent reason, the two dogs switch bodies. Noticing no effect, the two set out in search for food only to find their new bodies are non-compliant with their stupid personalities. 203-a - Seeing Eye Dogs - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs are sold as seeing eye dogs to Hollywood, who's blind after an eye exam. But Big Dog is more concerned with finding a fire hydrant and Little Dog keeps claiming he knows a shortcut, which involves going through a construction yard. 203-c - Cat! - [Moonsong] 15-Oct-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook Big Dog is sleeping and Little Dog is in trouble. A cat has wandered into the alley and has placed itself between the two dogs. With Little Dog's dependence on Big Dog's ability to scare cats, he must find a way to wake Big Dog from the other side of the cat. 204-a - Love in the Park - [Moonsong] 22-Oct-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook While spending the day in the park, Little Dog happens upon a little toy dog that just barks twice, then does a flip. Little Dog interprets this as a sign of affection. Meanwhile, Big Dog is trying to return a frisbee to the girl who threw it to him. 204-c - Day Dream - [Moonsong] 29-Oct-1994 Written by: Rob Renzetti Directed by: Rob Renzetti The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them. Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep. Together, the two set out to wake themselves up. 205-a - Trash Day - [Moonsong] 05-Nov-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook It's garbage day, and the two dogs scrounge through a trash can for things. But a heated debate ensues when they find a used toilet seat that both of them want. 205-c - Vegas Buffet - [Moonsong] 12-Nov-1994 Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs are headed to the Lucky Nugget to partake of the 'Super Cheap Economy Style One Pound Hot Dog Buffet'. But they're early, so they wait. The Big Dog finds a quarter and uses it in a slot machine. By stroke of luck, they win the jackpot, attracting the attention of casino owner Hollywood. Wanting to win his money back, Hollywood takes the dogs around to the other games. But the dogs just want the buffet, so they keep betting everything, only to win more. 206-a - Where's the Bone - [Moonsong] 19-Nov-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook Little Dog is distraught. He's lost his favorite bone (which is actually just sitting on the back of his head). He asks Big Dog to help him find it and the two set out searching far and wide for the 'lost' bone. 206-c - Door Jam - [Moonsong] 03-Dec-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Donovan Cook Big Dog loses the can he's chewing on. After following the path it rolled down, they find it's now trapped behind an automatic door. After much thought, Little Dog concludes the door will not open for them because they're not wearing shoes. So they then go out hunting for shoes. 207-a - Cookies, Ookies, Blookies - [Moonsong] 10-Dec-1994 Written by: Mark Saraceni, Rob Renzetti Directed by: Tony Craig, Donovan Cook The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them. After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door. The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door. They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open. 207-c - Family Values - [Moonsong] 17-Dec-1994 Written by: Lane Raichert Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs happen upon a little home that's having a cook-out. Upon investigating, they find a family that's very Brady Bunch-esque. The family is getting into situations that they're 'learning from'. 208-a - Cartoon Canines - [Moonsong] 24-Dec-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Tony Craig The dogs have enlisted in a military-esque boot camp that trains cartoon characters to become hardcore cartoons. 208-c - Inside Out (includes Hollywood with Little Bird) - [Moonsong] 31-Dec-1994 Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Tony Craig The dogs happen upon a huge bone that's being shipped to a museum. When the bone is taken inside, the two dogs decide to wait for it to come back out. But they wait so still, the movers think they're some exhibit and take them into the museum, too. Once inside, the dogs decide to wait no longer and decide to 'go inside' after the bone. 209-a - Fun! - [Moonsong] 07-Jan-1995 Written by: Rob Renzetti Directed by: Rob Renzetti The dogs go to attend a hot dog diner only to find that it opens the next day. The Big Dog recalls hearing 'time flys if you're having fun'. So the two dogs embark on trying to spend the next 24 hours having fun so it's over faster. 209-c - The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog - [Moonsong] 14-Jan-1995 Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house. A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places. While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'. 210 - Space Dogs - [Moonsong] 21-Jan-1995 Written by: Henry Gilroy Directed by: Donovan Cook The dogs investigate a truck full of what they think is ice cream. It's actually the food that's being stored in the next space shuttle. Once on board, the dogs accidently launch the craft into space. Super Secret Secret Squirrel ============================ Season 1: 1993-94 ----------------- 101-b - Chameleon - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber A strange chameleon steals all the art from an art museum. 102-b - Doctor O. - [Moonsong] Written by: Mark Saraceni, Jim Turner Directed by: Larry Huber Secret Squirrel goes to battle his worst nemesis, Doctor O., who has totally eclipsed the sun. 103-b - Egg - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber Morocco Mole is given the simple task to hold onto an egg for three seconds. Unfortunately he drops it after two seconds, and they spend the rest of the episode getting it back. 104-b - One Ton - [Moonsong] Written by: Lane Raichert Directed by: Larry Huber A big panda is terrorising citizens, but no one is allowed to hurt him because he's an endangered species. 105-b - Voodoo Goat - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber A goat on a remote island is playing voodoo tricks on the world, and Secret tries to overcome the power to stop him. 106-b - Goldflipper - [Moonsong] Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Larry Huber Goldflipper the walrus uses a magnet to steal people's gold teeth. 107-b - Greg - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber Secret goes up against an abused gingerbread man named Greg. 108-b - Hot Rodney - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber Secret and Morocco race against a cheap racing champion named Hot Rodney. 109-b - Platypus - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber A platypus steals a descrambling ray to turn himself into a normal animal. He accidently uses it on Secret, Morocco and the cheif who end up getting their bodies mixed up. 110-b - Quark - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber A tiny particle is destroying many national landmarks so that he could build himself an ampitheatre in Canada. Secret goes on a mission to stop him. Season 2: 1994-95 ----------------- 201-b - Queen Bea - [Moonsong] Written by: Mark Saraceni Directed by: Larry Huber The Queen Bee puts Secret Squirrel under a spell to fall in love with her. 202-b - Scirocco Mole - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway Directed by: Larry Huber Secret tells the story about how he and Morocco first met. It was at a time when Secret was looking for Morocco's evil twin brother, Scirrocco. 203-b - Agent Penny - [Moonsong] Written by: Roberts Gannaway, Paul Rudish Directed by: Larry Huber Secret Squirrel gets fired and gets replaced by Penny, the chief's work assistant. Penny's job gets replaced by Morocco. Nothing turns out well, so in the end, they all get their old jobs back. Also chief gets a visitor. 204-b - Chameleon: see 101-b 205-b - Doctor O.: see 102-b 206-b - Egg: see 103-b 207-b - One Ton: see 104-b 208-b - Voodoo Goat: see 105-b 209-b - Goldflipper: see 106-b