[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ SWISH! ]
>> Finn: WHOOP!
[ SWISH! ]
HUH?
>> Jake: OOP!
>> WHOOPEE.
>> Bubblegum: CHEERS,
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS.
[ ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING ]
>> Jake: YEAH!
BOUNCING!
>> Finn: PRINCESS, THIS TEA
PARTY SUCKS IN A BIG WAY, BUT
THANKS FOR THE INVITE.
>> Bubblegum: OH, DON'T WORRY,
FINN.
THE MALLOW TEA CEREMONY TAKES
YEARS TO MASTER.
>> Finn: PRINCESS, I THINK I
JUST NOW MASTERED IT.
[ SPLASH! ]
ONE MORE BOUNCE.
ALL RIGHT.
[ GRUNTS ]
TEA-PARTYING'S HARD, HUH, JAKE?
>> Jake: OOF! YES.
>> WHAT? NO WAY.
IT'S SUPER-EASY.
>> Finn: LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS,
YOU BIG FAKER.
YOU'RE FLOATING, NOT BOUNCING.
>> FINE. I'LL PROVE IT.
HUH?
AAH!
OH, NO!
OH, SNAP!
[ CRUNCH! ]
>> Jake: AAH!
>> [ Muffled ] AH, LAME.
SORRY I BIT YOUR LEG.
>> Jake: YOU'RE STILL BITING ME!
>> OH, MY GOSH. OH, RIGHT.
SORRY.
>> Finn: DUDE, YOUR LEG!
>> Jake: THIS IS...NEW.
NOTHING OMINOUS, THOUGH -- JUST
A BUMP.
>> NAH -- THAT'S NO BUMP.
IT'S THE EARLY STAGE OF THE
LUMPS.
>> Finn: IS IT SERIOUS?
>> IT JUST MEANS HE'S CHANGING
INTO A LUMPY SPACE GUY, ON
ACCOUNT OF MY BITE.
IT'S JUST LIKE, UM, YOU KNOW,
WEREWOLF RULES.
[ SHING! ]
ARRR! ARR-ARR-ARR! ARR!
>> Finn: OH, NO!
>> Jake: WHAT?
YOU THINK I'M GONNA TURN ALL
LUMPY, LIKE HER?
GET OUTTA HERE!
[ SWISH! ]
WHA?!
FINN, I THINK I'M FREAKING OUT!
>> Finn: CALM DOWN, BUD.
I'LL...I'LL SOCK THE LUMPINESS
OUT OF YOU.
>> Bubblegum: HEY, NOW.
[ GRUNTING ]
ROYAL INTERVENTION.
SURELY THERE MUST BE AN ANTIDOTE
TO THE LUMPS.
>> YEAH, THERE'S AN ANTIDOTE,
BUT YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY
TO LUMPY SPACE TO GET IT, AND
JAKE HAS TO USE IT BY SUNSET.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT HAPPENS IF HE
DOESN'T TAKE THE ANTIDOTE BY
SUNSET?
>> HE'LL BE LUMPY, LIKE,
FOREVER.
>> Finn: LSP, PLEASE, CAN
YOU TELL US HOW TO REACH
LUMPY SPACE?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, THERE'S A
PORTAL NEARBY.
I CAN SHOW YOU WHENEVER.
>> Both: TAKE US NOW!
TAKE US NOW!
[ GROWL! ]
>> Bubblegum: I SHOULD NOT HAVE
DRANK THAT MUCH TEA.
>> DON'T GO TELLING EVERYONE
ABOUT THIS PORTAL OR WHATEVER.
IT'S KIND OF A SECRET.
>> Finn: WHERE IS IT?
>> THE PORTAL IS THAT FROG AND
MUSHROOM.
>> RIBBIT!
PASSWORD, PLEASE.
>> WHATEVERS 2009!
>> GOOD DAY, PRINCESS.
IS YOUR FATHER OKAY WITH YOU
ENTERING LUMPY SPACE WITH
TWO...
[ CREAK! ]
...NON-LUMPERS?
>> Finn: JUST SAY "YES!"
YES! YES! YES!
>> YEAH, WHATEVER. FINE.
[ SLURP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> Finn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAH!
WHOA! LUMPY SPACE!
SO, WHERE'S THE ANTIDOTE?
>> HOLD IT.
FIRST, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY
HOUSE.
IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF LAME, BUT
WAY LESS LAME THAN, LIKE, YOUR
HOUSE.
>> Jake: UH, CAN YOU SKIP TO THE
PART WHERE YOU'LL TELL US WHERE
THE ANTIDOTE IS?
>> IT'S UP THERE AT
MAKE-OUT POINT.
>> Finn: THAT'S SO CLOSE!
WE CAN RUN THERE IN NO...TIME.
AW, WHAT?!
IT'S LIKE A MILLION-MILE FALL
INTO SPACE!
>> YEAH.
YOU HAVE TO TRAVEL BY CAR IN MY
WORLD, OR ELSE YOU'LL FALL INTO
THE LUMPY ABYSS.
>> DAUGHTER!
HAVE YOU BROUGHT SMOOTH PEOPLE
INTO OUR DOMAIN?!
>> I HAD TO, DAD.
I'M TRYING TO HELP THEM.
SO DON'T LUMPING YELL AT ME!
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
>> I SAID, "LUMP OFF, MOM!"
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ HUFFING ]
>> Finn: UHH...
>> WHAT?!
>> Finn: VROOM...VROOM?
>> OH, YEAH.
I NEED TO BORROW THE CAR.
>> YOU HAVE MADE YOUR MOTHER CRY
FOR THE LAST TIME, DAUGHTER!
YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM USING
THE ROYAL CAR!
[ SLAM! ]
>> SHUCKS! I LUMPING HATE THEM!
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY, FINN,
BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU, BECAUSE MY
PARENTS ARE HORRIBLE IDIOTS!
>> Finn: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYONE
ELSE WITH A CAR?
>> MY FRIEND MELISSA HAS A CAR,
BUT SHE'S DATING MY EX-BOYFRIEND
BRAD.
>> Finn: CALL HER...NOW!
>> HMM.
CALL "BFF 66."
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> HELLO?
>> HEY, MELISSA. WHAT'S UP?
>> Finn: WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
>> I'M ASKING HER! GEEZ!
MELISSA, JUST LISTEN.
>> Have you forgotten what day
this is?
>> MELISSA, I'M TRYING TO HELP
OUT SOME FRIENDS.
>> TONIGHT IS THE WEEKLY
PROMCOMING DANCE!
>> OH, GLOB. I FORGOT.
>> Finn: WHAT'D SHE SAY?
>> TONIGHT IS THE WEEKLY
PROMCOMING DANCE!
IT'S GONNA BE SO FLIPPIN'
AWESOME!
>> Finn: LSP, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS.
ASK FOR THE RIDE, LSP.
>> OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH, OH.
WHA?!
>> Finn: [ As LSP ] MELISSA, YOU
SHOULD TOTALLY DRIVE US TO
MAKE-OUT POINT...
TO MAKE OUT WITH HOT BOYS.
>> LSP, YOU'RE SO BA-A-A-A-A-D!
BE THERE IN A SEC!
>> BYE-AH!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
>> HMPH.
>> Finn: [ Normal voice ] SORRY,
BUT JAKE'S LUMPINESS IS
WORSENING.
>> Jake: ACTUALLY, I THINK I'M
BEATING IT BACK WITH SHEER
WILLPOWER.
[ POP! ]
OH, MY.
[ SLOOP! ]
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
JUST DON'T MESS WITH MY PHONE
AGAIN.
>> HEY!
[ SMACK! ]
>> Finn: UGH. OKAY.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jake: AW, FINN, THIS MUSIC
"DUCKS," RIGHT?
[ WOBBLE! WOBBLE! ]
[ Lumpy voice ] AW, I LOVE THIS
SONG.
WE SHOULD TOTALLY T.P.
SHAWNDALA'S HOUSE.
[ Normal voice ] GRACIOUS!
THAT WAS TERRIBLE!
FINN, IF YOU CAN'T SAVE ME FROM
THE LUMPS, IF I DO TURN, IF I
BECOME LUMPY, LIKE THEM, I WANT
YOU TO --
>> Finn: IT'S NOT GONNA COME TO
THAT!
BUT IF IT DOES, I'LL BURY YOU
BENEATH THE NICEST, MOST
SHADIEST TREE.
>> Jake: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
I'M SAYING THAT IF I GO TOTALLY
LUMPY, THEN I WANT YOU TO GET
USED TO LUMPY JAKE.
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS SAYING?
>> Finn: OH, UM...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
CAN'T THIS CAR GO ANY FASTER?!
>> WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
HI, FINN.
>> WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR, LIKE,
FIVE MINUTES.
>> Finn: FINALLY!
HUH?
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
MAKE-OUT POINT.
>> THIS IS BRAD'S HOUSE.
YOU WANTED A RIDE TO
MAKE-OUT POINT?
YOU THINK I WANT TO MAKE OUT
WITH YOU?!
>> Finn: UHH...
>> WELL, MAYBE I DO, BUT...
WAIT!
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, FINN!
[ WHOOSH! CLANK! ]
>> Finn: LSP, WE GOT TO HURRY!
JAKE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
>> HEY, THIS IS HARD FOR ME,
TOO.
I MEAN, I USED TO EAT
CHILI-CHEESE FRIES WITH BRAD, SO
THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF
ROMANTIC TENSION ON THIS RIDE.
>> HEY.
>> OH, BRAD. [ GIGGLES ]
[ SWISH! SWISH! SWISH! ]
>> YOU MISS ME YET, LSP?
>> SCOOCH OVER, FINN.
I'M GONNA SIT IN THE BACK.
[ ZOOM! ]
THIS IS IT.
>> Finn: LET'S GO.
>> WAIT. WATCH YOURSELF, FINN.
THE GUYS WHO USE THE ANTIDOTE UP
HERE ARE NOTORIOUS FOR BEING...
smooth posers.
>> Finn: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> IT JUST MEANS WHAT IT MEANS.
HURRY.
GET THE ANTIDOTE SO WE CAN GET
OUT OF HERE.
>> Finn: THANKS, LSP.
>> BU-U-U-U-MPS.
>> Jake: UM...BUMPS.
>> Finn: UH, YEAH...BUMPS.
[ POP! ]
>> Jake: AW, MAN!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
HEY, GUYS.
LOOKIN' SMOOTH.
>> REALLY?
YOU THINK WE'RE SMOOTH?
>> Finn: WELL, MOSTLY YOU IN THE
CENTER, BUT YEAH.
>> WHY ARE YOU SUCKING UP TO US?
>> Finn: MY BEST FRIEND NEEDS AN
ANTIDOTE FOR LUMPINESS.
>> YEAH, LUMPINESS SUCKS.
HEY, MONTY, TIME'S UP, SPHERE
HOG.
[ ZAP! ]
MY TURN.
[ ZAP! ]
>> Finn: SO, THE ANTIDOTE IS IN
THAT ORB YOU WERE SITTING ON.
>> THIS ORB IS THE ANTIDOTE,
BRAH.
>> Finn: CAN MY FRIEND BORROW
IT?
>> YEAH, SURE, AS LONG AS YOU
GIVE IT RIGHT BACK.
[ ZAP! ]
>> Finn: HAM-A-COW!
THANKS, FELLAS.
>> WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
DID THOSE SMOOTH-HEADS GIVE YOU
THE ORB ALREADY OR WHAT?
>> Finn: WAIT!
>> IS THIS ANOTHER "FRIEND" OF
YOURS?
>> WHAT DO YOU CARE?
JUST GIVE HIM THE ANTIDOTE
ALREADY AND STOP BEING SUCH A
POSER.
>> SORRY, KID.
WE CHANGED OUR MINDS.
>> Finn: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY
ALL THOSE RUDE THINGS TO THEM?!
>> WHAT? I WAS HELPING YOU.
>> Finn: THANKS A LOT!
THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT TO HAND
OVER THE ANTIDOTE!
>> YOU'RE WELCOME A LOT.
>> Finn: YOU INSULTED THEM, AND
THEY GOT MAD, AND NOW JAKE'S
GONNA BE LUMPY FOREVER!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
>> WOW.
NOW I KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP, BUT
WHATEVER.
[ SNIFFLES ]
NO. NO, NOT "WHATEVER."
[ Voice breaking ] I KNOW I
MESS THINGS UP SOMETIMES, BUT
I'M REALLY TRYING, AND YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND -- NOT
LIKE THE FAKE ONES I HAVE HERE.
SO DO WHAT YOU WANT!
I'M GOING TO PROMCOMING!
ARE YOU COMING OR NOT,
LUMPY JAKE?
>> Jake: NO.
BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MESSED-UP
AND LUMPY I GET, THIS GUY NEVER
TURNS HIS BACK ON ME.
[ Lumpy voice ] OH, YEAH.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
JUST GOT TO TURN MY BACK ON THIS
GUY.
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Finn: JAKE!
IT'S ALMOST SUNSET!
JAKE -- DIDN'T SAVE HIM.
I...
[ GROWLING, SNARLING ]
I'LL KILL YOU, LUMPY SPA-A-A-CE!
>> JAM ON, MAN.
>> Finn: HUH?
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LEFT.
>> WE WERE DRAWN BACK BY YOUR
PLAINTIVE WAIL.
WE DIG YOUR DIRECTIONLESS FURY.
>> Finn: UM, THANKS.
>> RESPECT.
HERE.
[ PYOO! ]
TAKE IT.
WIN YOUR GIRL BACK.
>> Finn: YEAH, THERE'S NO GIRL.
BUT THERE IS STILL TIME TO SAVE
JAKE.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE
PROMCOMING IS?
>> PROMCOMING TAKES PLACE WAY
DOWN ON THAT LAND LUMP.
>> Finn: AWESOME.
DO ANY OF Y'ALL HAVE WHEELS?
>> NAH.
WE WERE ALL DITCHED HERE, JUST
LIKE YOU.
>> Finn: WELL, YOU THINK I COULD
MAKE IT TO THAT LAND LUMP IF I
JUMPED OFF THIS CLIFF?
>> YOU KIDDING?
A SMOOTHIE LIKE YOU WILL PLUMMET
RIGHT INTO THE ETERNAL VOID!
>> Finn: WHAT IF I WAS LUMPY?
COULD I FLOAT OVER?
>> NO, NO!
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
>> I'D SAY THERE'S A 50/50
CHANCE OF YOU MAKING IT.
>> Finn: THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR
ME.
NOW BITE ME!
>> ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?!
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
>> Finn: RAAAAAAAH!
>> AAAH!
>> OOOOH--
[ POP! ]
>> Finn: YES!
I CAN FEEL THE MULTIPLE BITES
ACCELERATING THE LUMPIFICATION
PROCESS!
I'M STARTING TO FLOAT!
>> DON'T JUMP, GUY!
>> Finn: I HAVE TO -- FOR MY
BUDDY.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> WOW. HE'S INSANE.
[ CRASH! ]
>> Finn: I MADE IT!
AND THERE HE IS!
>> Jake: YEAH, PROMCOMING.
YEAH, COOL.
>> Finn: JAKE, I'M MOSTLY LUMPY
NOW, AND I TOTALLY THINK YOU
SHOULD SIT ON THIS SPHERE.
>> Jake: NO!
>> Finn: SIT ON IT!
>> Jake: HEY!
[ GRUNTING ]
NO!
>> Finn: PLEASE, JAKE!
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
JUST SIT ON THE SPHERE!
>> Jake: PSHAW!
I REMEMBER YOU.
YOU'RE JUST A
SMOOTHIE-WANNABE-LUMPY POSER.
>> Finn: SIT ON IT!
BEFORE I TURN COMPLETELY LUMPY!
>> Jake: NO!
>> Finn: OH, NO!
I CAN FEEL THE LUMPINESS ABOUT
TO CONSUME ME!
[ Lumpy voice ] OH, YEAH.
BEING LUMPY IS THE BEST.
>> Jake: HEY.
STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, DUMB
GUY.
TAKE YOUR BALL AND GET OUT OF
HERE.
>> Finn: FINE!
I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE IT
ANYWAYS!
>> Jake: SO I CAN'T HAVE IT NOW,
EH?
>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT!
IT'S MINE!
>> Jake: GIMME THAT BALL!
>> Finn: NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
>> Jake: GIVE IT TO ME!
>> Finn: NO!
>> Jake: I WANT IT!
GIVE IT TO ME!
>> Finn: YOU WANT IT THAT BAD?
GO GET IT, THEN!
>> Jake: BUMPS! BYAHHH--
[ BABBLING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ Normal voice ] OH, I'M NOT
LUMPY ANYMORE!
OH, NO!
FINN, BUDDY!
YOU GOT TO SIT ON THIS!
>> Finn: NO!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, SMOOTHI--
OOF!
>> Jake: [ Echoing ] FINN?
HEY, FINN.
HEY, BUDDY.
FINN!
>> Finn: HUH?
>> Jake: [ Normal voice ] HEY,
DUDE.
WE MADE IT.
>> Jake: MAN, THERE'S SOMETHING
COLD UNDER MY BUTT.
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
THE ANTIDOTE.
JUST IN TIME, TOO.
LSP, I'M SORRY I BLEW UP AT YOU
BEFORE.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I WAS JUST REALLY STRESSED OUT.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE.
YOU AND JAKE CAN MAKE IT UP TO
ME BY DANCING THIS LAST DANCE
WITH ME.
>> Finn: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, JAKE?
>> Jake: [ Lumpy voice ] THAT
SOUNDS TOTALLY LAME.
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Normal voice ] I'M JUST
KIDDING.
LET'S DANCE!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪