[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
>> Finn: [ Laughing ] YEAH!
YEAH!
I FOUND ANOTHER BIKE AND MORE
COMPUTERS!
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>> Jake: I KEEP FINDING BABY
SHOES!
[ FOOSH! ]
WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
AND THEY'RE ALL LEFTIES!
SORRY I'M NOT FINDING ANY LOOT.
>> Finn: KEEP IT TOGETHER,
CHUBBY, BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE
FOUND ENOUGH SCRAP TO FINISH
BUILDING OUR GAUNTLET DOCK --
A DOCK THAT IS ALSO A GAUNTLET!
>> Jake: AWW!
BUILDING THIS GAUNTLET DOCK IS
HARD, MAN.
HARD WORK SUCKS.
>> Finn: DON'T BE LAZY, JAKE.
[ SLOSH! ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> Jake: INCOMING ICEBERG!
>> Finn: WHOA! THAT ONE'S HUGE!
>> Jake: I GOT DIBS!
OOH, I HOPE IT'S NOT BABY SHOES!
[ GASPS ]
IT'S A GUY!
>> Finn: CREEPY.
IT'S A BUNCH OF GUYS.
>> Jake: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
REMIND ME OF?
WELL-DRESSED PICKLES.
>> Finn: STAND BACK, JAKE.
I'M GONNA MELT THEM OUT OF
THERE, FULL CHARGE.
[ FOOSH! ]
>> Jake: WHOA!
DON'T ROAST THEM, MAN!
YOU GOT TO FLAMBé.
[ TRICKLE! TRICKLE! ]
AH! PERFECTO!
[ SMOOCHES ] BON APPéTIT!
>> Finn: HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
HELLO?
[ TAP! TAP! ]
>> Jake: I DON'T THINK THEY MADE
IT.
>> Finn: HEY, THIS ONE'S GOT
SOME KIND OF PACK --
AAAAAAH!
>> I...REMEMBER...
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
...BUSINESSSSSSSS.
>> Finn: LEGGO! LEGGO! LEGGO!
[ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ]
>> WE...ARE BUSINESSMEN.
>> Finn: OHHHHH.
WELL, I'M FINN, AND HE'S JAKE.
>> Jake: WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS
DO YOU DO?
>> BEEN FROZEN...SO LONG, I --
[ ALL GROAN ]
...CAN'T REMEMBER.
CAN'T REMEMBER!
[ BUSINESSMEN CRYING ]
OH.
LOOKING FOR HELP, YOUR BUSINESS?
WE LOVE WORK FOR YOU.
>> Finn: NAH.
ADVENTURERS DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
>> Jake: YES!
HELP US FIX THAT DOCK!
>> DOCK?
>> Jake: YEAH! RIGHT OVER THERE!
>> YES.
THIS DOCK...COULD BE MORE...
EFFICIENT.
>> Finn: NO! WAIT!
[ ALL GASP ]
JAKE, THIS DOCK IS OUR FUN PIE.
WE SHOULD BE THE ONES TO BAKE
IT.
>> Jake: BUT THEY'RE BEGGING FOR
IT, FINN.
JUST LOOK AT THEM!
[ ALL TALKING EAGERLY ]
FINN, THESE POOR SOULS ARE LOST
WITHOUT JOBS.
WE CAN'T IGNORE THEIR PLIGHT.
>> Finn: UH...
>> Jake: GO ON, GUYS! FIX IT UP!
[ ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING ]
>> Finn: WELL, THEY DO SEEM
REALLY HAPPY TO DO IT.
>> Jake: OF COURSE, MAN.
THEY SAID THEY "LOVE WORK FOR
YOU."
[ BUSINESSMEN MOAN ]
>> All: WE FINISH.
>> Finn: WHOA!
>> Jake: TOLD YOU SO.
>> Finn: COME ON!
LET'S TRY IT OUT!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
AAAH!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
YEAH!
WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH! WHOO!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! WHOO!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
SEE?
IF WE HIRE THEM FULL TIME,
THEY'LL BE BACK IN BUSINESS, AND
WE'LL BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON FUN
STUFF.
EVERYBODY WINS!
>> Finn: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Jake: YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?!
MAYBE I'M RIGHT!
>> REALLY? JOB?
WITH...ADVENTURERS?
>> Jake: YEAH, MANS!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ STEAM HISSING ]
>> [ SPITS ]
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
>> Finn: FEELS WEIRD DOING
NOTHING.
>> Jake: RELAX, MAN.
THIS IS YOUR DAY OFF.
>> Hot Dog: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
>> Finn: TROUBLE, DUDE!
GET YOUR AX! I'LL GET MY --
WHA?
>> ADVENTURE PACK -- READY FOR
YOU!
>> Finn: HEY, THANKS, MAN.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
I HAVE TO SAY, JAKE, MY SWORD IS
TOTALLY SHINY AND STINKIN'
SHARP.
>> Jake: UH-HUH!
>> Finn: EVEN MY SHOES FEEL
DIFFERENT.
NOT ONLY ARE THEY CLEAN, I FEEL
RADDER, FASTER, MORE ADEQUATE.
>> Jake: COOL.
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Hot Dog: HELP!
>> Finn: DON'T CRY,
HOT DOG PRINCESS!
JAKE AND I WILL FEND OFF THESE
BATTLE CUBES!
[ ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ FINN AND JAKE GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTING GROWS WEAKER ]
MAN. I'M GETTING TIRED.
>> Jake: OHH. ME TOO.
THESE CUBES ARE...
WHEW!
...FRICKIN' RESILIENT.
HEY, BUSINESS-DUDES!
>> All: HUH?
>> Jake: HOLD OFF THESE CUBES SO
WE CAN CATCH OUR BREATH?
>> Finn: JAKE, THEY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIGHT.
[ BUSINESSMEN SHOUTING ]
>> WATER, ORANGE SLICES.
HELP REHYDRATE.
ARRRGHH!
>> Jake: THESE GUYS ARE GREAT,
RIGHT?
>> Finn: I GOT TO ADMIT...
OOOOGGGGGGGH!
THEY ARE HELPING.
OH!
I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO
DEFEAT THE BATTLE CUBES!
>> Jake: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU HAD
TIME TO REST YOUR BODY AND
REFRESH YOUR BRAIN.
>> Finn: OKAY!
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, GUYS!
>> Jake: YEAH! GOOD WORK!
RAWWRRR!
>> Finn: GRAB ALL THE CUBES
TOGETHER!
>> Jake: GOT 'EM!
>> Finn: AAAAH!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
IT WORKED!
WAKE UP, HOT DOG PRINCESS.
YOU'RE FREE.
>> Hot Dog: OH!
THANK YOU, FINN AND JAKE!
ESPECIALLY YOU, FINN.
[ GIGGLES, SMOOCHES ]
>> Finn: UGH!
She smells like old hot dog
water!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HER!
>> Hot Dog: MWWWWWWWWWAH!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> I take one for team.
>> Finn: THIS IS AWESOME!
YOU GET A PROMOTION, FELLA!
>> WHOOOOO!
>> TAKE ONE FOR TEAM, TOO.
>> YAYYYY!
[ VIDEO GAME BUZZES ]
>> Jake: OH! LOST AGAIN!
>> Finn: MY TURN.
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
[ MONITORS BEEPING ]
>> Jake: WHAT'S THAT?
>> HEROVISION MONITOR.
USE SATELLITE TO TELL US WORLD
PROBLEMS.
>> Jake: OH, WOW.
ANYTHING GOING ON?
>> JUST SMALL THINGS.
YOU SAVE STRESS FOR BIG THING.
>> Jake: FREAKIN' AWESOME, MAN.
>> Finn: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
>> Jake: TAKING CARE OF
BUSINESS.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
[ GRUNTING ]
JAKE, HIT ME.
[ CHOMP! ]
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
>> Jake: [ SLURPS ]
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
>> MISSION COMPLETE.
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> Finn: WE BEAT
"ADVENTURE MASTER"!
>> Jake: HOLY MOLY!
>> Finn: ♪ WE'RE ADVENTURE
MASTERS ♪
>> Jake: YES!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Both: WHEW!
>> Finn: I NEVER KNEW BEING FAT
AND LAZY WAS SO REWARDING.
>> Jake: YEAH.
YOUR GUT'S SO HUGE AND MOLDABLE.
>> Finn: HEY!
>> Jake: HOLD ON A SEC.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
MAN, THAT TICKLES.
>> Jake: [ As Ice King ] I'M THE
ICE KING, AND I'LL NEVER FIND A
BRIDE, BECAUSE I'M SUCH A TOOL.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ As Bubblegum ] I'M
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M A
DORK BECAUSE I LIKE SCIENCE.
I'VE ALSO GOT A REALLY ANNOYING
VOICE THAT FINN THINKS IS
ATTRACTIVE.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S --
HEY, WHAT'D YOU SAY?
>> AAAAAAH!
OH, MY GOSH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
ALL I SAID WAS "YOU'RE UGLY,"
WHICH IS TOTALLY TRUE!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
>> Jake: UGH!
MAN, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR
SAVING LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS.
>> Finn: HEY, BUSINESS-DUDES!
>> All: HUP! HUP! HUP!
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>> MM...
JUST ONE MONSTER. WE DO.
>> Jake: RIGHT.
WE'LL JUST SAVE OUR STRENGTH FOR
THE ADVENTURES, THEN.
[ SIGHS ]
NICE CALL, DUDE.
>> Finn: IMAGINE HOW AWESOME THE
ADVENTURE'S GOING TO BE WHEN
IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO OUT
THERE.
>> Jake: I'M TOO TIRED TO
IMAGINE STUFF, BUT I BET YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> Both: TO BEING GREAT
ADVENTURERS.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Jake: EHH...
>> Finn: UNGGGH...
>> Jake: EUGGGGGH!
>> Finn: OOH.
AAH!
>> Jake: OOF!
>> Finn: OH, GOSH.
>> HELP US!
>> Finn: HUH?
JAKE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Jake: YEAH.
LET THE BUSINESSMEN HANDLE IT.
>> HELP! PLEASE!
>> Finn: I HEARD IT AGAIN.
>> Jake: BUSINESSMEN, DUDE!
>> HE-E-E-E-E-LP!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ POP! ]
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> Finn: JAKE! WE MESSED UP!
THE BUSINESSMEN HAVE GONE
BAT-CRAZY, DUDE!
>> Jake: MAN, JUST LET THE
BUSINESSMEN HANDLE IT!
>> Finn: THE BUSINESSMEN ARE THE
PROBLEM, YOU LAZY PLUGHOLE!
>> Jake: HUH?
>> Finn: GUYS!
[ GRUNTING ]
GUYS, STOP IT!
[ GRUNTING ]
STOP IT, GUYS!
>> STOP WHAT, BOSS?
>> Finn: YOU'RE JACKING UP THOSE
FUZZY FRIENDS!
>> BUT...WE'RE BEING HEROES --
LIKE YOU, BOSS.
WE'RE PROTECTING THEM --
COLLECTING THEM IN OUR CARE SACK
SO THEY CANNOT BE HURT.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
IT'S THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY
TO SAVE PEOPLE.
>> Finn: BUT YOU'RE MAKING THEM
UNHAPPY!
>> IRRELEVANT.
THESE PEOPLE ARE IN OUR CARE
SACK.
THEIR HAPPINESS IS NOT PRIORITY.
>> Finn: I AM YOUR BOSS!
AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIRED!
>> FI-RED?
[ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
[ POP! ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Finn: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, NOW I GOT TO
TAKE YOU DOWN -- FINN-STYLE!
[ PANTING ]
AAH!
UNH!
I'M KICKING YOUR CARE SACK,
DUDES!
>> Jake: FINN?
AW, CRUD!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-AK! ]
I'M COMING, BUDDY!
[ POP! ]
[ THUD! ]
OOF!
[ POP! POP! ]
AGH!
I'M SO FAT, DUDE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ] THAT'S IT!
JAKE! DEMORALIZE THEM!
>> Jake: WHAT? WHY?
>> Finn: DO IT, MAN.
I HAVE A LEGIT PLAN.
>> Jake: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HEY!
YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE AT
BUSINESS!
>> All: RAWWWWWR!
>> Jake: HUH?
THEY'RE SUCKING ME UP, DUDE!
>> Finn: NOW -- EAT THAT ICE
CREAM SOME MORE, TO BECOME
FATTER, WHILE ALSO USING YOUR
STRETCHY POWERS TO GROW HUGE!
>> Jake: OKAY!
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
RAWWWWWWWR!
AAAAAH!
THIS SUCKS!
>> Finn: YEAH, DUDE!
KEEP GROWING!
YOU'RE BREAKING APART THEIR
ROBOT!
>> All: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Jake: OH, NO!
[ BOOM! ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU,
NOT-BOSS!
>> Finn: WAIT, MAN! WAIT!
I WANT TO RE-HIRE YOU GUYS!
>> RE-HIRE?
REALLY?!
>> Finn: YEAH, MANS.
[ BUSINESSMEN CHEERING ]
>> HAPPY!
[ FUZZY FRIENDS CHEERING ]
>> HIP-HIP HOORAY!
[ SLOSH! ]
>> Jake: SO, WAIT -- WHAT'D YOU
HIRE THEM TO DO?
>> Finn: I HIRED THEM TO STUFF
THEMSELVES IN THAT ICEBERG AND
GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
I'M GONNA MISS THEM.
AND I'M GONNA MISS THIS GUT.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M GONNA MISS MY GUT, TOO.
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
AWWW!
♪ Come along with me
♪ and the butterflies and bees
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please
♪ Come along with me
♪ to a cliff under a tree