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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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♪ ADVENTURE TIME
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♪ COME ON,
GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO
VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
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YOU GUYS SURE YOU WANT
ANOTHER ROUND OF SQUID INK?
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[ GIGGLES ]
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Both: AHH!
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[ ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING ]
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Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
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HA HA!
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Finn: [ STRAINS ]
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YOU'RE NOT TO BAD
FOR A HUMAN BOY.
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Finn: NOT TOO BAD?
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I'M BETTER THAN THAT.
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HUH?
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[ SOBBING ]
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Finn: RRRR-YAH!
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JAKE, DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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Jake:
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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WHA! WHOA!
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Finn:
I THINK SOMEONE'S CRYING.
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RAH!
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HA HA!
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Finn: STOP!
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THIS IS SERIOUS!
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I GOT TO GO FIND OUT WHERE THAT
CRYING IS COMING FROM.
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GET BACK HERE,
YOU CHICKEN!
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All: OH!
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Finn: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY
FROM A ROUGHHOUSE!
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HEY!
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LISTEN UP,
YOU COLD-HEARTED MARAUDERS.
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SOMEBODY'S OUT THERE
CRYING FOR HELP,
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AND I'M NOT
GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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Jake:
OH, HERE IT COMES.
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LAY IT DOWN, FINN!
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Finn: A LONG TIME AGO,
WHEN I WAS A BABY,
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I WENT BOOM-BOOM ON A LEAF.
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BOOM! BOOM!
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THEN I FELL BACKWARDS AND
SAT IN MY OWN BOOM-BOOM.
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I CRIED FOR A DAY...
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[ SOBBING ]
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...BUT NO ONE
CAME TO HELP ME.
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THAT DAY, I VOWED TO
HELP ANYONE IN NEED,
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NO MATTER HOW
SMALL THEIR PROBLEM.
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AND THAT'S WHY
I NEED TO GO.
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WHOO!
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YEAH!
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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YEAH!
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WAY TO GO, FINN.
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Jake:
He still cries when he poops.
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THANKS FOR BEING COOL, GUYS.
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WAIT UP, FINN!
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[ SOBBING ]
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Jake:
IT'S COMING FROM UP THERE.
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Finn: SOMEONE MUST BE CAUGHT
IN THAT AVALANCHE.
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LET'S GET IT ON.
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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
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Jake:
[ IMITATES LIGHTSABER ]
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Finn:
SO...WHO'S CRYING?
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I AM.
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Finn:
WHOA!
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AWW. WHAT'S WRONG, FELLA?
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YOU CRYING BOULDERS?
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YES.
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I AM SAD,
HAVING BEEN FORCED
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TO WATCH ROUGHHOUSING MEN
FOR CENTURIES.
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Finn:
OH! I SEE.
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YOU'RE FEELING LEFT OUT,
AND YOU WANT TO ROUGHHOUSE, TOO!
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WELL, I'LL TAKE YOU ON,
TOUGH GUY.
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COME ON, BACK ME UP, JAKE.
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Jake: YEAH, DO IT, FINN!
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HIT HIM WITH A BOULDER.
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AND THEN HIT HIM
WITH ANOTHER ROCK.
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PLEASE! NO ROUGHHOUSING.
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IT M-MAKES ME...SO...SAD!
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Finn: WHAT? WHY?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE SO
ROUGH ON EACH OTHER.
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Finn: BUT A SMOOTH,
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WELL-CONTROLLED ROUGHHOUSE
BOLSTERS YOUR GUTS AND, UH...
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REJUVENATES THE MUSCLE.
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NO!
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IT'S RAUNCHY AND MADDENING.
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ALL THOSE MEN AND THEIR
DISGUSTING FANTASTIC BODIES.
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Jake: WHOA.
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THIS GUY'S GOT PROBLEMS.
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Finn: [ GASPS ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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LOOK, MOMMY.
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HONEY, DON'T LOOK.
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THAT KID'S GOT PROBLEMS.
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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
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Finn:
I'LL HELP YOU, MOUNTAIN.
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Jake:
WHOA! WHAT?!
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Finn: I'LL STOP THOSE
ROUGHHOUSERS FROM BEING ROUGH.
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REALLY?
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YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
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Finn: YES, SIR.
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MY NAME'S FINN,
AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
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Jake: BUT,
FINN, WE'RE NOT
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GONNA SHUT DOWN THE
ROUGHHOUSE FOR REAL, ARE WE?
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Finn: NO WAY, BUT THERE'S GOT
TO BE SOME KIND OF SOLUTION.
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I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT,
MOUNTAIN MAN, YEP.
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[ ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING ]
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Finn: HEY, YOU GUYS.
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AH, FINN.
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READY TO GET DESTROYED?!
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Finn: N-NO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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UH, WAIT.
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UM...ACTUALLY, CAN YOU GUYS
S-STOP BEING SO ROUGH?
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All: WHAT?
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All: WHAT?
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All: WHAT?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, FINN?
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Finn: COULD YOU...JUST TONE DOWN
THE ROUGHHOUSING A-A LITTLE?
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WHAT?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
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FINN, I'M SURE THIS "TONE DOWN
THE ROUGHHOUSING"
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THING HAS SOMETHING TO
DO WITH YOUR BOOM-BOOM,
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AND I CAN RESPECT THAT.
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BUT HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY MAKE
ROUGHHOUSING LESS ROUGH?!
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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS, DUCK QUACKS ]
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Finn: [ GASPS ]
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I THINK I HAVE
A PERFECT IDEA.
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THIS WILL SOFTEN YOUR PUNCHES
FOR SMOOTH KNOCKOUTS,
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LIKE PUNCHING A DREAM.
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QUACK! QUACK!
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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HA HA!
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MEOW! MEOW!
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HA HA!
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PIGS ON MY KNEES!
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PIGS ON MY KNEES!
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[ SQUEAL! SQUEAL! ]
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Jake: THAT'S LIKE MATH.
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Finn: MATHEMATICAL.
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Jake: YEAH.
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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Finn: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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FIXED ALL YOUR
PROBLEMS, RIGHT?
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NO! THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
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NOW THE MEN ARE
JUST PUNCHING ANIMALS.
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IT'S WORSE THAN BEFORE, AND
IT'S IN NO WAY A GOOD SOLUTION.
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Finn: I'M SORRY.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
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IT'S NOT FAIR TO THOSE ANIMALS
AND IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME.
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I MIGHT JUST START TO
CRY AGAIN, YOU KNOW?
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[ SOBBING ]
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Jake: OH, MAN.
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Finn: COME ON, JAKE.
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I GOT TO GIVE
THIS ANOTHER SHOT.
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Jake: FINN, THIS GUY SEEMS
LIKE A REAL NUTJOB.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SUCKED
INTO THIS GUY'S HANG-UPS.
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Finn: YES, I DO, JAKE.
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THAT'S WHAT I VOWED --
TO HELP ANYONE IN NEED,
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NO MATTER HOW
SMALL THEIR PROBLEM.
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[ BOOM! BOOM! ]
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AT LEAST I HAVE
TO TRY, BROTHER.
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Jake: SO BE IT BROTHER.
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[ ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING ]
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Finn:
HEY, GUYS, I'M BACK.
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[ BLEATS ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ CAWS ]
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Finn:
HEY, GUYS. GUYS?
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[ GROWLS ]
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Finn: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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MEN, MEN,
PLEASE STOP FOR A SECOND.
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AAH!
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Finn:
MEN! BOYS? PLEASE?
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I-I HAVE MORE TO ASK OF YOU.
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[ SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! ]
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BROS?
MY BROS? BROTHER?
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WHAT?
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DID YOU JUST PET ME?
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I'LL PET YOU.
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PET, PET.
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HEY!
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PET, PET.
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HEY, THIS IS GREAT!
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HEY, DID YOU JUST PET ME?
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YEAH! I DID!
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WELL, I'M PETTING YOU BACK.
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W-WHOA.
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W-WHAT THE...
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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Finn:
ALL RIGHT!
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THIS COULD BE IT.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ PAT! PAT! ]
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[ PAT! PAT! PAT! ]
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[ PAT! PAT! PAT! ]
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[ PAT! PAT! PAT! ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FINN -- HA HA HA! --
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YOU'RE REALLY MIXING THINGS UP
IN THE BEST OF WAYS TODAY.
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Jake: MAYBE YOU CAN SOLVE
EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS,
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LIKE A CHERUB WITH
HIS BOTTOM OUT.
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Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, COOL.
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HEY, I'M GONNA GO
TELL THE MOUNTAIN.
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Jake: ALL RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA...
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MM! AHH! MM!
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I'M GONNA STAY
HERE THIS TIME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Finn: SO EVERYTHING'S
FINE THIS TIME, RIGHT?
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YES! THANK YOU, FINN.
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Finn: SO THE MOUNTAIN IS
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TOTALLY FINE WITH
EVERYBODY PETTING.
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I FEEL GREAT.
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Jake: RIGHT ON, MAN.
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THE MARAUDERS ARE GOING
CRAZY OVER THE PETTING.
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THEY'RE PETTING
EACH OTHER RAW.
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CHECK 'EM OUT.
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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THAT'S -- OKAY.
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T-THAT'S --
YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
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Finn: THEY LOOK KIND OF...
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RASHY.
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HEY, FINN!
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HEY, MAN, UH, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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THE PETTING GOT SORT OF...
OUT OF HAND.
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[ SCRATCH! ]
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STOP THAT!
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WE ARE DONE WITH THAT!
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WE'RE GOING BACK TO
ROUGHHOUSING.
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Finn: NO, WAIT, FELLAS.
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T-THE MOUNTAIN DOESN'T
LIKE ROUGHHOUSING.
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WELL, WE DON'T LIKE
NOT ROUGHHOUSING.
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YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE?
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Finn: WELL, WHAT IF...
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WHAT IF WE ROTATE THE ENTIRE
MOUNTAIN 180 DEGREES AROUND SO
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THE MOUNTAIN'S FACING
THE OTHER DIRECTION?
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THAT WAY, YOU GUYS CAN
KEEP ROUGHHOUSING,
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AND THE MOUNTAIN DOESN'T
HAVE TO WATCH IT.
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SOUNDS FINE WITH ME.
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Finn: WHAT DO YOU SAY,
MOUNTAIN?!
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THAT'S OKAY.
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ONLY IF YOU GUYS
PROMISE TO STAY
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HEALTHY AND NOT ROUGHHOUSE
AFTER YOU ROTATE ME.
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THAT MOUNTAIN CAN TALK?
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Jake:
JUST PROMISE HIM ANYTHING.
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HE'S OUT OF HIS GOURD.
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UH...YEAH,
WE'LL STAY HEALTHY.
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OH-HO! THANK GOODNESS!
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ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
SPIN ME THE MATH AROUND.
259
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Finn: NOW I JUST NEED TO SET
UP SOME SORT OF PULLEY SYSTEM.
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NO! OVER HERE!
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DON'T TURN HIM AROUND!
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IF YOU DO, I'LL MISS LOOKING
AT HIS BEAUTIFUL BACK.
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IT'S GORGEOUS!
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HUH? WHAT? REALLY?
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Finn: WHAT?!
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UH, BUT -- UGH.
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OKAY, UM, MAYBE WHAT
WE CAN DO IS --
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Both: EXCUSE ME.
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Finn: HUH?
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Both: WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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THERE'S NO MUSIC PLAYING, AND
WE DESPERATELY WANT TO DANCE.
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Finn: OH, UH, HOLD ON JUST
A SECOND, YOU GUYS.
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I'LL, UH, I'LL HELP YOU
OUT IN ONE MINUTE, OKAY?
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HEY!
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PIPE DOWN OVER THERE!
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I WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET!
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Finn: UH,
LET ME JUST, UH --
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I NEED TO BE POLLINATED.
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Finn: HUH?
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POLLINATED ALL OVER
TO MAKE MY BABIES.
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Finn: EVERYBODY, PLEASE,
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME.
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[ GROWLS ]
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MY BUTT'S ITCHY, BUT
I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
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THIS WATER'S TOO COLD.
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All: MOMMY.
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PLEASE KEEP THE FLIES
AWAY FROM OUR MOMMY.
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THAT MAN STOLE OUR TRIANGLE.
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THEY SWIPED MY PLUM.
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All: [ Chanting ]
WE WANT TO ROUGHHOUSE.
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I'M NAKED!
[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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Finn: AAAH!
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EVERYBODY WANTS
DIFFERENT THINGS,
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AND SOME OF THEM WANT STUFF
THAT'S EXACTLY THE THING
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THE OTHERS DON'T WANT.
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Jake:
WHOA, DUDE, HOLD ON.
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SO THIS GUY WANTS THIS,
AND THAT GUY WANTS THAT,
298
00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:20,960
BUT, MAN,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
299
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:24,160
[ Distorted ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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Finn:
[ SOBBING ]
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Jake:
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BABY?
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WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
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MARGARET, THIS BABY WON'T TELL
ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT,
305
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,070
AND IT'S STUCK TO A
LEAF AND IT STINKS.
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GIVE IT HERE, JOSHUA.
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THIS BABY JUST NEEDS SOME LOVE
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AND KISSES TO BE HAPPY.
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MWAH!
MWAH-MWAH-MWAH!
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Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
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THERE? SEE?
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NOW IT'S HAPPY.
313
00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:42,910
Jake: YOU JUST KISSED
A BOOM-BOOM BABY,
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00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:44,350
SO DON'T EXPECT ANY
MORE SUGAR FROM ME,
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00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,510
SWEETHEART, UNTIL WE WASH
YOUR DIRTY, DIRTY FACE.
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Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
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00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,980
[ GASPS ]
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HMM.
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00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:55,420
JAKE, WHAT I WANT IS TO HELP
ANYONE IN NEED SO EVERYONE IS
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00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,220
HAPPY.
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00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,360
Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
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00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,800
WOW, THAT'S PRETTY CORNY, MAN,
BUT LET'S DO IT, DUDE!
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00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,930
WHOO-HOO!
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00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,800
Finn: READY OVER THERE,
MUSHROOM GANG?
325
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,800
Both: READY, FINN!
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00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:06,830
Finn: READY, DRAGON?
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00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,670
YES, SIR!
328
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,370
Finn:
READY, MOUNTAIN MAN?
329
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,600
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
330
00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:11,340
I'M READY.
331
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,170
Finn: GO!
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00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,740
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:14,840
[ CREAK! ]
334
00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:18,350
HEY! THE FLIES ARE LEAVING!
335
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,610
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,380
[ POP! ]
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00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,180
EH! CAN'T HEAR A THING.
338
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YAHOO!
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00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:23,650
YAHOO.
340
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,320
YEAH!
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00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:24,950
YAY.
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00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,450
OH!
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00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,490
[ LAUGHTER ]
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00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,290
POLLEN! HERE THEY COME!
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00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,100
[ LAUGHTER ]
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00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,000
[ CREAK!]
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00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:40,770
OH! YEAH!
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00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,410
YEAH-HOO-HOO!
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00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,940
NOT NAKED.
350
00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,810
HEY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
351
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,340
IS ANYONE ROUGHHOUSING?
352
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:51,280
Jake: NO.
353
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,210
RADICAL.
354
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,550
AND I CAN STILL SEE
THIS GORGEOUS BACK.
355
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,550
THANK YOU, FINN.
356
00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,250
YOU REALLY HELPED EVERYBODY.
357
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,290
[ ALL CHEERING ]
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00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,160
Jake: STOP!
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00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,290
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
360
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,230
Finn: WELL,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
361
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,860
Jake: THIS DOLPHIN
FELL IN LOVE WITH ME.
362
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:10,300
[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]
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00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,100
Finn: THAT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF A PROBLEM.
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00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,700
ADVENTURE TIME!
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00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:23,440
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
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00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:32,290
♪ WE CAN WANDER
THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
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00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:36,360
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE