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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON,
GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY
DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG ♪

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♪ AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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Finn: HEY, JAKE?

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Jake: YEAH?

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Finn: YOU EVER WONDER WHAT A
DEMON'S HEART LOOKS LIKE?

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Jake: OF COURSE, DUDE.

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Finn: YOU EVER WONDER WHAT A
DEMON'S HEART TASTES LIKE?

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HEY, KID, YOU WANT
SOME MAGIC POWERS?

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MAGIC POWERS FOR
ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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Finn: HECK YEAH!

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Jake: WAIT!

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LET'S NOT BE TOO RASH.

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JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY.

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CHECK OUT THE SUNKEN, LIFELESS
EYES, THE FOUL STENCH OF DECAY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

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Finn: IT MEANS HE'S EVIL,
I GUESS.

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Jake: WELL, EVIL, SURE,
BUT MOSTLY,

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HE'S UNATTRACTIVE,

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AND UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
ARE DESPERATE.

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YOU SHOULD HAGGLE WITH HIM.

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Finn: HEY, I WANT MORE
THAN JUST FREE POWERS.

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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

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ALL RIGHT.

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FREE MAGICAL POWERS AND...

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[ CRACKING ]

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...AND THIS KEYCHAIN.

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Finn: OH, OH, OH!

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Jake: Play it cool, Finn.

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Finn: RIGHT.

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I BEGRUDGINGLY
ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.

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YES!

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THEN THE DEAL IS STRUCK.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR POWERS
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR.

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THIS WAY.

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[ WIND HOWLING ]

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[ PBHT! ]
Finn: [ GRUNTS ]

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THIS PLACE LOOKS MAGICAL.

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YOU THINK THIS IS WHERE
WE GET THE POWERS?

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YES, I DO.

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FREE POWERS FOR ALL.

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WANT SOME?

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Finn: YEAH!

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ARE YOU THE GUY
HANDING THEM OUT?

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YOU SEEK BUFO THE WIZARD.

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Finn: SO, WHERE IS THAT GUY?

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HE IS HERE, OF COURSE.

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Finn: UH...

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Jake: HE'S HERE?

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BUT HE'S NOT YOU?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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Jake: WE SHOULD BEAT HIM UP
UNTIL HE STARTS MAKING SENSE.

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[ GROANS ]

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All: WE ARE BUFO.

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Finn: OH!

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All: SO...

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SO...

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All: ...YOU WISH TO BE
INDUCTED INTO THE ANCIENT --

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...ANCIENT ORDER --

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DANG IT, LEONARD.

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IF WE DON'T TALK AT THE SAME
TIME, NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND US.

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SORRY. GEEZ.

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All: AHEM!

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SO, YOU WANT FREE WIZARD POWERS,
POWERS LIKE ...THESE!

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Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

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Jake: YEAH!

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Both: WE WANT THEM.

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GIVE US THE STUFF.

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Finn: YES, WE DO.
CAN'T WAIT.

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All: THEN FOLLOW ME.

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Both: WHOO-HOO!

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All: BEHOLD THE
GRAND HALL OF WIZARDRY.

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THIS IS WHERE
YOUNG POTENTIALS

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TRAIN TO BECOME
ULTIMATE WIZARDS.

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BUT MOST ARE
NOT READY FOR THE

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RESPONSIBILITY THAT
COMES WITH IT.

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Finn:
I'M RESPONSIBLE, DUDE.

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Jake: SO AM I.

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Finn: THAT'S A LIE.

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Jake: IT IS A LIE.

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AND I TAKE FULL
RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.

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All: YES, YES,
VERY RESPONSIBLE.

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NOW I BESTOW
UPON YOU THESE...

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WIZARD CLOAKS!

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Both: WHOA!

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Finn: HEY, THIS IS A DRESS.

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Jake: YEAH.
AND I AM INTO IT.

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IT'S LIKE GOSSAMER.

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Finn: [ GRUNTING ]

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THIS WAY,
I WON'T BE EMBARRASSED.

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All: FINE, FINE.

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NOW, FOR EVERY
POWER THAT YOU ACCRUE,

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YOU SHALL RECEIVE
A STAR BADGE LIKE THESE.

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THIS FINAL STAR BETOKENS
THE RANK OF ULTIMATE WIZARD.

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Both: WHOA!

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Finn: MARK ME, JAKE.

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I SHALL HAVE
THAT FINAL STAR.

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WHERE DO WE START?

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All: LEVEL 1 --
DUSTOMANCY.

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Finn: YEAH!

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DUSTOMANCY,
WHATEVER THAT IS.

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GIMME, GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!

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All:
TO RECEIVE THIS POWER,

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YOU MUST FIRST...

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EAT THESE BROOMS.

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[ ZIP! ZIP! ]

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Finn: ALL RIGHT.

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[ GAGS ]
WAIT.

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[ SPITS ]

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THIS IS GROSS.

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MAN, I CAN'T EAT THIS.

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Jake:
YEAH, YOU CAN.

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DO WHAT I DO.

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[ GROWLS ]

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AHH!

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[ GULPS ]

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[ SQUEAK! ]

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OOPS.

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AH, THERE WE GO.

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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Finn:
WHOA, YOU GOT A STAR.

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Jake:
[ CHUCKLES ]

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OBSERVE MY MAGICS.

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Finn:
WAIT, JAKE.

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DON'T USE THEM UNTIL
I FINISH MY BROOM.

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[ GROWLING ]

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[ GULPS ]

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LAST...BITE.

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[ GULPS ]

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Jake: DUDE,
YOU GOT YOUR STAR, TOO.

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Finn:
WE'RE DUSTOMANCERS!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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NOTHING HAPPENED.

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THIS IS A TOTAL RIP-OFF.

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BUFO, YOU TRICKED US.

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STUPID POWER
DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

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All:
CALM YOURSELF, BOY.

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YOU ARE ACTING HYSTERICAL.

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DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU
<i>ARE</i> USING DUSTOMANCY?

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BEHOLD.

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Finn:
I'M DOING THIS?

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SO...I HAVE --

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All: YES!

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MASTERY OVER
ALL DUST MOTES.

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YOU CAN ALSO READ
THEIR EMOTIONS.

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FOR INSTANCE, THIS MOTE IS
VERY UNHAPPY IN HIS MARRIAGE.

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Jake:
THAT'S...SORT OF COOL.

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Finn:
SORT OF COOL?

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THIS IS RADICAL!

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Jake:
WHOO, YEAH!

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FORCE THAT ENTHUSIASM.

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All:
ARE YOU READY
FOR MORE MAGIC?

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Finn:
WE GET MORE?

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All:
SO MUCH MORE.

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LIKE LEVEL 2 --
THE POWER OF SHADOWCERY.

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YOU CAN'T SEE
THROUGH THOSE, RIGHT?

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Finn:
NOPE, NOT AT ALL.

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All: TO GAIN PROVENANCE
OVER THE SHADOWS,

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PLACE YOUR HANDS
INTO THIS BOWL.

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Jake:
WHAT BOWL?

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All:
NO! COVER YOUR EYES!

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Jake:
[ GROANS ] FINE.

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All:
THRUST YOUR HANDS INTO
THIS BOWL ...OF EYEBALLS.

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Finn:
EYEBALLS?!

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Jake:
DUDE, IT'S OKAY.

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THEY'RE JUST
PEELED GRAPES.

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All: NO!

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THEY'RE EYEBALLS.

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[ GIGGLE ]

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Jake: YUCK!

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All: WELL DONE.

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YOU HAVE GROPED
THE EYEBALLS FEARLESSLY.

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Finn:
ANOTHER STAR! YEAH!

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SHADOWCERY.

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[ HORSE NEIGHS, GRUNTS ]

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ONWARD, MY SHADOW STEED.

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HUH?

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NO TOUCHIES.

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Finn:
WIZARD POWERS ARE SO COOL.

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I WANT ALL
THE STAR BADGES!

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All: EXCELLENT.

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Jake: [ LAUGHS ]

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[ CLING! CLING! CLING! ]

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All: WELL DONE.

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Jake: [ LAUGHS ]

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[ BOTH GULPING ]

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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Jake: [ MUMBLES ]

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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

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[ SHING! ]

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Jake:
WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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Finn:
WHOA!

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ALL WE'RE MISSING
NOW IS THE BIG STAR.

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YOU READY TO
COMPLETE THE SET, MAN?

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Jake:
NAH, I'M GOOD.

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Finn: WHAT?!

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HOW CAN YOU STOP NOW?

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Jake: EH, I GOT
EVERYTHING I NEED --

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A LIMITLESS SUPPLY
OF MAYONNAISE,

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THIS CAPTIVATING
NEW HAIRSTYLE,

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AND I JUST LEARNED
THE BEST SPELL OF ALL.

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Finn: WHAT'S THAT?

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Jake: SLEEP.

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[ SNORING ]

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Finn:
AW, WHAT A LAME-O.

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BUFO, I'M READY TO
GET THAT BIG STAR.

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All: TO TELL TRUE,
THE LAST POWER IS NOT FREE.

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Finn: WHA?

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YOU CAN'T DO
THIS TO ME, MAN.

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I'VE GOT NO MONEY.

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All: NO. NO CASH.

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FOR THE FINAL STAR,

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YOU MUST TAKE...THE PLEDGE
OF ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY.

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Finn: OKAY,
I'LL TAKE THAT PLEDGE.

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All: ARE YOU SURE?

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PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT
SUFFICIENTLY FAMILIAR WITH --

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Finn: I'M READY.

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All: WELL, THERE MAY BE

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RAMIFICATIONS
THAT YOU CANNOT --

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Finn: JUST LET ME
TAKE THAT PLEDGE, MAN!

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All: MY WORD,
I'VE NEVER MET

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SOMEONE SO IRRESPONSIBLY
RESPONSIBLE.

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VERY WELL, THEN.

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YOU MUST...GRASP...MY HAND.

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Finn:
THAT'S IT? EASY.

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WHOA!

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[ GROANS ]

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HUH?

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[ GASPS ]
MY BIG STAR!

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YES! WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

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WAIT. WHERE AM I?

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All:
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
TO THE SCALE-MODEL ORB.

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Finn: HUH?

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IS THAT AN ASTEROID
HEADING FOR THIS VERY TEMPLE?

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All: YES.

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IT'S BEEN HEADING FOR
THIS TEMPLE FOR 847 YEARS.

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ONLY THE MAGIC
OF THE ULTIMATE WIZARDS

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KEEPS IT FROM
GETTING ANY CLOSER.

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QUICKLY, ADD YOUR POWER
TO THAT OF THE ORB.

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Finn: OH, OKAY.

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WHOA!

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I GOT IT. NOW WHAT?

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All: NOW I RELEASE THE ELDER
JEREMY FROM HIS PLEDGE.

253
00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:09,680
RAZZAMAFOO!

254
00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,720
IT'S ABOUT TIME.

255
00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,190
All:
AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE

256
00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,420
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR NATURAL LIFE.

257
00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:17,660
Finn:
AWESOME.

258
00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,760
WAIT. WHAT?

259
00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,030
All:
THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED

260
00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:21,500
UP FOR WHEN
YOU TOOK THE...

261
00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,100
PLEDGE OF ULTIMATE
RESPONSIBILITY.

262
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,370
Finn: <i>THIS</i> IS WHAT ALL THE
WIZARD TRAINING WAS ABOUT?

263
00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,340
YOU TRICKED ME!

264
00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,700
YOUNG WIZARD!

265
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,770
THE ASTEROID APPROACHES.

266
00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,110
Finn: OH, YEAH, SORRY.

267
00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:34,540
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

268
00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:36,040
All:
I TRICKED YOU, OF COURSE,

269
00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:39,550
BUT WOULD ANYONE EVER
VOLUNTEER TO DO THIS?

270
00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:41,280
I'M OUT.

271
00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,650
Finn:
AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS.

272
00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,050
[ GROANS ]

273
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,190
OLD PEOPLE,
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.

274
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,260
NOPE.

275
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,260
THIS IS HOW THE
ANCIENT ONES WANTED IT.

276
00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,190
Finn: YEAH?

277
00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,590
I GOT A YOUNGER IDEA.

278
00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,300
[ GRUNTS ]

279
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,500
YOU FOOL!

280
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,700
YOUR NEWFANGLED THINKING
WILL GET US ALL KILLED!

281
00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:00,770
Finn:
YOUTH CULTURE FOREVER!

282
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,670
WHOA!

283
00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:05,510
All:
HEY, HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?

284
00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:07,740
GET BACK IN
THE BOUNCY HARNESS.

285
00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:08,640
Finn: SLEEP.

286
00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:10,140
All:
YOU ARE -- [ MOANS ]

287
00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:12,150
[ SNORING ]

288
00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:15,150
Finn:
ULTIMATE WIZARDRY, ACTIVATE!

289
00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,880
UH...HMM.

290
00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:18,390
MAYBE MY FOOTING'S OFF?

291
00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,120
THERE YOU GO.

292
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,590
I CAST DRAGON EYES...

293
00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,790
TIGER CLAW...

294
00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,360
VORPAL HAND...

295
00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,670
BLAZING FEET...

296
00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:33,200
BEAUTEOUS WINGS...

297
00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,870
AND FINALLY, EVERY OTHER POWER I

298
00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:38,640
DIDN'T MENTION BY NAME!

299
00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:41,940
WITH ALL MY MAGICS COMBINED,
I'M POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MOVE

300
00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:46,110
THE ENTIRE VILLAGE OUT
OF THE ASTEROID'S PATH.

301
00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:48,720
[ STRAINING ]

302
00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,450
Jake: [ SNORING ]

303
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,620
[ STRAINING CONTINUES ]

304
00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,490
[ GASPS ]

305
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,520
I NEED SOME HELP.

306
00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,390
JAKE, AWAKEN!

307
00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,030
Jake: REFLECT.

308
00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:00,360
HEY, I'M ALIVE.

309
00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,630
WHAT'S THAT UP THERE?

310
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,060
[ GASPS ] OH, NO!

311
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,970
Finn: AW, MY STUPID YOUNG
IDEA WILL BE RESPONSIBLE

312
00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,600
FOR HUNDREDS OF DEATHS.

313
00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,100
IT SURE WILL.

314
00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:10,340
Finn: HUH?

315
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,540
OLD WIZARDS, YOU DITCHED YOUR
RESPONSIBILITIES TO HELP ME.

316
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:13,980
WHAT?! NO!

317
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,640
WE LEFT SO WE WOULDN'T
BE KILLED BY THAT ASTEROID.

318
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:17,780
Finn:
OH, OKAY.

319
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,510
UM, SINCE YOU'RE HERE ALREADY,
CAN YOU LEND ME A HAND?

320
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,580
[ ALL STRAINING ]

321
00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,150
[ ZIP! WHOOSH! ]

322
00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:26,990
Jake: [ SNORES ]

323
00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:27,720
[ WHOOSH! ]

324
00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:30,120
HUH?

325
00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,160
Finn:
WHOO-HOO!

326
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,260
NICE JOB.

327
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,060
THANKS TO US,
THE VILLAGE IS SAVED,

328
00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,600
AND WE RECLAIMED A FEW
OF YOUR TWILIGHT YEARS.

329
00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:38,200
All: DON'T FORGET
TO THANK <i>ME, </i>

330
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:43,240
FOR THIS WAS MY PLAN FOR
ALL OF THESE 847 YEARS.

331
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,370
Finn: NO WAY.

332
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,170
YOUR PLAN WAS TO DUPE A
SUCCESSION OF RUBES INTO KEEPING

333
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,080
THE ASTEROID AT BAY.

334
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,580
All:
PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.

335
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,910
NO MORE GIVING
OUT FREE POWERS.

336
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,520
I HEREBY
RENOUNCE ALL MAGIC.

337
00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:57,550
[ SNIFFLES, CRIES ]

338
00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:01,620
MY LIFE IS OVER!!

339
00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:02,620
Finn:
CHILL, MAN.

340
00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,130
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO QUIT YOUR JOB.

341
00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:05,030
All: I DON'T?

342
00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,190
Finn: NAH, JUST
DON'T TAKE CREDIT FOR

343
00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:07,700
IDEAS THAT AREN'T YOURS.

344
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,700
All:
OH. OKAY. GOOD IDEA.

345
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,330
GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.

346
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:18,340
HEY, NAKED KID, YOU WANT
SOME FREE ...DEMON HEART?

347
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,970
Jake: FULL CIRCLE!
Finn: OH, YEAH!

348
00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:25,350
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

349
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:29,380
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES
AND BEES ♪

350
00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:33,320
♪ WE CAN WANDER
THROUGH THE FOREST ♪

351
00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:37,290
♪ AND DO SO
AS WE PLEASE ♪

352
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,430
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

353
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,960
♪ TO A CLIFF
UNDER A TREE ♪

354
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,940
<i>Rooarrr!</i>

