[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
♪ AND FINN THE HUMAN
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
Jake: AND AS IT WADED THROUGH THE CARNAGE IT HAD WROUGHT,
THE VAMPIRE SMASHED THEIR SKULLS JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!
Finn: NO WAY!
Jake: YES WAY! IT DID!
AND, ALSO, THE VAMPIRE HUNCHED
OVER ITS VICTIMS AND BREATHED
THEIR VAPORIZED BLOOD MIST!
[ WARBLING ]
Finn: AH, GEEZ!
JAKE, IS THIS STUFF YOU'RE SAYING TRUE,
OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MESS ME UP?
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
Jake: OH, IT'S TRUE, MAN.
I HEARD IT THROUGH A RELIABLE SOURCE.
Finn: RELIABLE? RATS.
Jake: YEAH, SOME SAY IT HAUNTED THIS VERY TREE!
Finn: THIS TREE?!
Jake: [ Eerily ] GOOD NIGHT!
Finn: JAKE!
Jake: [ WARBLES ]
Finn: YOU'RE FULL OF IT, JAKE!
Jake: [ WARBLING OMINOUSLY ]
[ CREAKING ]
Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
[ CROAKING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ WARBLING ]
Finn: NO WORMS ON THE BED!
[ WARBLING STOPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ TAPPING ]
HUH?
[ TAPPING ]
WHAT?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
JAKE! JAKE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I SAW SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!
IT MUST BE THE VAMPIRE,
AND I THINK WE'RE UNPREPARED, SO I --
Jake: RELAX, BUDDY.
I MADE THAT STORY UP.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.
Finn: BUT YOU SAID YOU HEARD IT FROM RELIABLE SOURCE.
Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
I MADE THAT UP, TOO.
I WAS TRYING TO SCARE YOU, AND IT WORKED!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
Finn: NO ONE'S OUTSIDE.
Jake: WHEW!
Finn: IT WAS JUST THE WIND, SCAREDY-CAT.
Jake: I WASN'T SCARED.
I WAS SINGING.
I WAS SINGING MY SCREAM SONG.
♪ AAH, AAH, AAH!
Finn: YOU'RE A TOTAL WUSS, MAN.
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
Finn: [ GASPS ]
[ HISSES ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
I'M MARCELINE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN.
Finn: ARE YOU GONNA SMASH
MY SKULL AND BREATHE MY BLOOD MIST?!
Jake: DON'T SUCK OUR BLOOD!
[ LAUGHS ]
CALM DOWN, WEENIES.
I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
Finn: SO...
YOU DON'T SUCK BLOOD?
SOMETIMES I DO, BUT IT'S NOT THE BLOOD THAT I LIKE.
IT'S THE COLOR.
I EAT SHADES OF RED.
Finn: GOLLY!
[ SLURPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Finn: MMM!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ YAWNS, SIGHS ]
WOW, I'M EXHAUSTED.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELING ALL OVER THE LAND OF OOO,
AND I'VE SEEN SOME STUFF THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE YOU
SAY, "LIKE WHAT?"
Finn: [ Muffled ] LIKE WHAT?
I FOUND A SCHOOL OF GOLDFISH BEASTS.
YEAH! YEE-HAW!
AND I FOOLED AROUND IN THE FIRE KINGDOM.
[ LAUGHING ]
Finn: OOH!
OH, AND CHECK THESE OUT.
Finn: NUTS?
OH, THESE AREN'T JUST ORDINARY NUTS.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL WARBLING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
[ WARBLING CONTINUES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
Jake: YEAH, UH, THANK YOU FOR NOT SUCKING OUR BLOOD.
YOU GUYS SEEM COOL, TOO.
[ YAWNS ]
BUT AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
I'M REALLY TIRED, SO YOU TWO SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
Finn: WHAT?
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK.
"M" FOR "MARCELINE."
Jake: OH, MAN.
I CARVED IT IN THIS TREE YEARS AGO --
LONG BEFORE YOU TWO RASCALS STARTED SQUATTING HERE.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THANKS FOR KEEPING THE PLACE WARM FOR ME.
LIKE, REALLY GREAT. THANKS.
Finn: HUH?
GOOD NIGHT!
Jake: COME ON, FINN, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Finn: SHE CAN'T KICK US OUT OF OUR HOUSE!
Jake: NO, FINN, WAIT!
Finn: GET DOWN HERE, LADY, AND FIGHT ME!
Jake: SHE'S A VAMPIRE, DUDE!
[ LAUGHS ]
Finn: WHAT?!
[ SLURPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Finn: I'M GONNA KILL HER!
Jake: DUDE, IF HALF THE STORIES I'VE HEARD AND/OR MADE
UP ARE TRUE, VAMPIRES WILL KILL YOU.
THERE'S NO QUESTION.
[ HISSES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Finn: BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR HOME?
Jake: A VAMPIRE TOOK IT!
AH, WE SHOULD GO HOUSE HUNTING --
BAG US A NEW HOUSE.
Finn: BUT I LIKE OUR HOME.
Jake: FINN, HOUSE HUNTING IS WILD!
YOU GOT TO TRY IT!
Finn: REALLY?
Jake: YEAH, MAN.
IT IS SO NUTS!
Finn: YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
Jake: BLAH, BLEE, BLOO, BLAH, BLAH, BLOOBITY, BLAH, BLOOP!
Finn: OKAY, I'M CONVINCED.
LET'S ROLL!
Jake: SWEET, THINGS ARE GONNA START GOING OUR WAY.
HEY, LOOK. SEE?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
♪ SO, FINN AND JAKE
♪ SET OUT TO FIND A NEW HOME ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH
♪ A KID AND A DOG ON THEIR OWN ♪
♪ THERE'S A LITTLE HOUSE
♪ AWW, FINN'S STICKING HIS FOOT IN ♪
♪ THAT'S A BAD IDEA, DUDE,
'CAUSE NOW THAT BIRD THINKS YOU'RE A JERK, FINN ♪
♪ NOW THEY'RE CHILLING ON THE SIDE OF A HILL AND THINKING
LIVING IN A CLOUD WOULD BE TOTALLY THRILLING ♪
♪ UNLESS THEY FIND SOMETHING INSIDE,
LIKE A MEAN CLOUD MAN AND HIS BEAUTIFUL CLOUD BRIDE ♪
♪ A BEEHIVE -- OH, NO ♪
♪ DON'T PUT YOUR FOOT IN THERE, GUY ♪
♪ Y'ALL TRIED THAT BEFORE, ♪
♪ AND YOU KNOW IT DIDN'T TURN OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ BIG SHELL -- GO INSIDE ♪
♪ LOOK AROUND, IT SEEMS ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ A FROG JUMPS OUT AND BARFS A TIGER, ♪
♪ THROWING DOWN A POTION FOR FOOD AND FIRE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ♪
♪ AND FOUGHT THAT SEXY VAMPIRE LADY ♪
♪ BUT JAKE WAS FEELING TERRIFIED ♪
♪ HE WAS SUPER SCARED OF HER VAMPIRE BITE ♪
♪ WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE
♪ 'CAUSE VAMPIRES ARE REALLY POWERFUL ♪
♪ THEY'RE UNREASONABLE AND BURNT OUT ON DEALING WITH MORTALS ♪
♪ OH, MARCELINE
♪ WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?
♪ I'M NOT MEAN, I'M 1,000 YEARS OLD ♪
♪ AND I JUST LOST TRACK OF MY MORAL CODE ♪
♪ OH, MARCELINE
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THESE GUYS ARE IN PAIN? ♪
♪ NO, I CAN'T
♪ I'M INVESTED IN THIS VERY CUTE VIDEO GAME ♪
♪ SO, THERE GO OUR BOYS ♪
♪ WALKING ON THE ICY GROUND ♪
♪ HEADING TOWARDS THEIR DESTINY ♪
♪ I'M SURE THEY'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT ♪
Finn: THIS IS WEAK!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANY OF THESE PLACES.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
Jake: FINN, LET ME TELL YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT "HOME" REALLY MEANS.
♪ LA LA LA
♪ HOME ISN'T A PLACE
♪ LET ME GIVE YOU A CLUE ♪
♪ HOME IS ANYWHERE WHERE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ♪
Finn: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A LECTURE, DUDE.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
Jake: ♪ BUT HOME IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS, FINN ♪
♪ AND WHERE IS YOUR HEART, FINN? ♪
♪ WELL, IT'S RIGHT THERE INSIDE YOU ♪
♪ WELL, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE BESIDE YOU ♪
WITH YOUR LUCKY STARS TO GUIDE YOU FROM ABOVE.
[ FIDDLE PLAYING ]
Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
Finn: YEAH, I GUESS I'D RATHER BE OUT HERE,
WRAPPED IN YOUR EAR,
THAN BE IN SOME AWESOME HOUSE ALL BY MY...
SOUSE.
Jake: I'D RATHER BE DANCING WITH SOME BABES.
Finn: SHUT UP, DUDE!
Jake: GROSS.
THIS PLACE LOOKS GROSS.
Finn: AND ABANDONED.
[ Echoing ] AND ABANDONED.
AND ABANDONED.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOA, BRO!
WANT TO JUST LIVE IN HERE?
Jake: YES.
♪ SO, THEY CLEANED THE CAVE ♪
AND BUILT A HOUSE INSIDE THE CAVE ♪
Finn: [ SIGHS ]
Jake: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAN?
WE DID PRETTY GOOD FOR OURSELVES.
Finn: YEAH, WE DID.
SO, UH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST
IN OUR NEW DIGS?
Jake: LET'S TRASH IT AND THROW A PARTY!
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Finn: [ SIGHS ] THIS IS IT.
FEELING GOOD.
FEELING -- I'M FEELING LIKE WE DID IT.
I'M FEELING, LIKE, COMPLETELY SATISFIED.
NOTHING ELSE CAN GO WRONG, YOU KNOW, JAKE?
Jake: YEAH, MAN.
Finn: OH, YEAH. I KNOW, TOO.
HEY, FINN.
Finn: [ GASPS ]
Jake: SHE'S BACK!
WOW, PRETTY AWESOME PARTY YOU GOT HERE.
Finn: WHAT DO YOU WANT, MARCELINE?
OH, I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
THIS CAVE BELONGS TO ME!
Finn: WHAT?!
THANKS FOR FIXING THE PLACE UP FOR ME.
Finn: YOU -- YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR HOME TWICE!
♪ YES, I CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N
Finn: AAH!
IT'S VAMPIRE-FIGHTING TIME!
Jake: FINN, NO!
VAMPIRES WILL KILL YOU, REMEMBER?
Finn: BUT SHE'S TAKING OUR HOME AGAIN!
Jake: WE'RE HOME AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER!
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLOOP, REMEMBER?
Finn: OH, YEAH.
OKAY, MARCELINE, I'M GONNA LET YOU KEEP THIS CAVE,
BUT ONLY BECAUSE JAKE IS MY HOME.
AND HE'S WAY BETTER THAN ALL Y HOMES COMBINED!
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I GUESS I'LL TAKE HIM, TOO!
Finn: WHAT?!
I'LL BITE HIM A LITTLE...
Jake: AAH!
...MAYBE TURN HIM INTO A ZOMBIE.
Jake: NO!
Finn: LET GO OF JAKE!
MAKE ME.
Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
YOU OKAY, PAL?
[ HISSES ]
NO ONE...MAKES ME...
LET GO OF JAKE!
Finn: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU'RE PATHETIC, LITTLE BOY.
[ GRUNTS ]
Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE PATHETIC!
[ SPITS ]
[ HISSES ]
Finn: GET READY FOR AN UPPERCUT, YOU DOG!
MAKE ME.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
BLAH, BLAH!
BLAH!
Jake: I...
GOT TO HELP MY BUDDY!
YOUR BLOOD IS MINE!
Jake: [ WARBLING LOUDLY ]
[ GRUNTING ]
Finn: [ GASPS ]
Jake: UH-OH.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SCREAMS ]
OW!
THAT...ACTUALLY HURT, FINN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
MWAH!
Finn: W-WHY YOU DIDN'T JUST KILL ME?
'CAUSE THAT WAS FUN!
WHEW, I HAVEN'T FOUGHT LIKE THAT IN YEARS.
THANKS, FINN.
Jake: FINN.
Finn: A-AREN'T YOU DEAD?
Jake: NAH, BEFORE SHE BIT ME,
I USED MY POWERS TO SHRINK ALL
MY GUTS AND BLOOD OVER TO MY THUMB, SEE?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YOU TWO ARE PRETTY HARD CORE.
I CAN APPRECIATE THAT.
Finn: SO... SO DOES THAT MEAN
WE CAN HAVE OUR OLD HOUSE BACK?
YEAH, KEEP IT...
AS A GIFT FROM ME!
BLAH!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Both: YEAH!
Finn: HUH?
[ ALL CROAKING ]
[ ALL WARBLING ]
Finn: DID YOU GUYS GET ON THE BED?
I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!
OH, HEY, GUYS.
Both: HUH?
COME HERE, FRIENDS. HUG ME.
[ WARBLING ]
OH, YEAH. HUG ME.
[ WARBLING ]
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
Rooarrr!