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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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♪ ADVENTURE TIME
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♪ COME ON,
GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO
VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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WALKING, WALKING, WALKING --
HAMBONE BREAK!
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WHOO-HOO!
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HEY, HEY,
GET AWAY FROM ME.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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QUIT IT!
[ LAUGHS ]
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FOOD FOR A BEGGAR?
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[ COUGHS ]
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FOOD FOR A POOR OLD MAN?
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GEEZ LOUISE, GUY.
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SO, YOU GOT ANY, KID?
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FOOD?
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I GOT THIS LITTLE
PIECE OF SUGAR.
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[ Thinking ] NUTS.
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I'M FRICKIN'
ALL
AB SUGAR.
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BUT I'M EVEN MORE ALL
ABOUT FEEDING HOBOS!
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WAIT, FINN.
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MAYBE HELPING THIS
STARVING HOMELESS GUY
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IS THE WRONG THING TO DO.
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WHY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I-I SAID "MAYBE."
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A HERO ALWAYS HELPS
SOMEONE IN NEED.
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And besides, he's probably
secretly an elf who
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will reward us
for being nice.
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HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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WHOA!
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[ CHEWING ]
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YOU KNOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I'M NOT REALLY A BEGGAR.
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I'M ACTUALLY A...
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♪ MAGIC MAN
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WHOA! AH, YEAH!
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HE'S -- HE'S MAGIC!
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I DIDN'T --
I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS.
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[ WHISTLING ]
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[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
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MAGIC!
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AWAY!
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[ FLAPPING, SQUISHING ]
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THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS --
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LITTLE, CUTE BEES, LITTLE
BABIES, TINY, TINY BUNNIES.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,
MAGIC MAN?!
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YOU GAVE ME THAT CANDY.
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NOW I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR IN
RETURN -- A MAGIC FAVOR!
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♪ A MYSTICAL,
MAGICAL FAVOR ♪
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WHOA! WHA-- UGH!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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WHOA, DUDE!
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♪ FOR YOU
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WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
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BECAUSE THIS DAY, A MAGICAL
LIFE LESSON COMES TO YOU.
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NO, CHANGE ME BACK!
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NOT UNTIL YOU APPRECIATE
WHAT A JERK I AM.
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WAZOO!
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WHAT A NUTTY GUY.
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WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
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WHAT KIND OF DEAL IS THAT?!
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I HELP SOMEBODY OUT, AND
THEY MAKE ME A STINKY FOOT?!
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[ SNIFFS ]
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YOU SMELL PRETTY GOOD.
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GET OFF OF ME, MAN!
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I CAN'T BE A HERO IF I'M
A BIG, GOOD-SMELLING FOOT!
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MAYBE YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THIS MAGIC GIFT ALL WRONG.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE
A HUGE FOOT,
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YOU CAN KICK EVIL'S BUTT,
LIKE, WAY MORE TIMES AS HARD.
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YOU'RE 100% KICK, MAN!
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WHY ARE YOU BEING SO
LEVEL-HEADED ABOUT THIS?
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DON'T BE A SISS, FINN.
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HERE, COME ON,
KICK MY BUTT.
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YOU'RE THE SISS, SISS!
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HAH! AGH!
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OUCH! OOH, OUCH!
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SEE, MAN?
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LET'S GIVE YOUR
FOOT BODY A SHOT.
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NO, DUDE!
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I WANT TO GO FIND THAT
MAGIC MAN AND GET MY BODY BACK!
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SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!
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JUST BE A FOOT
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
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[ As Finn ]
OKAY, I WILL.
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[ As himself ]
AWESOME, DUDE.
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YOU'LL NEVER REGRET THIS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, WHEN THE NEXT
MONSTER COMES ALONG,
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HE'LL STEP ON THAT
TRIGGER OVER THERE,
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SENDING YOUR GIANT FOOT BODY
INTO THE MONSTER'S CROTCH!
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THIS SUCKS, DUDE.
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SHH!
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[ ROARING ]
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WE'RE EVIL!
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[ ROARS ]
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[ BOTH SHOUT ]
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OUR CROTCH --
OUR EVIL CROTCH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
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YOU'RE A GREAT HERO!
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LET'S GO SET UP SOME
MORE CROTCH CATAPULTS
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SO WE CAN LAUGH
AND BE HEROES.
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NO, JAKE.
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LET'S FIND
THAT MAGIC MAN.
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FINN, BEING AN ENORMOUS
CROTCH-KICKING FOOT IS A GIFT.
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DON'T SCORN A GIFT.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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TOWN ON FIRE!
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR
FOOT FINN STOMPING ABILITY!
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BUT I-I CAN'T EVEN BEND
THESE BIG, FAT TOES, MAN.
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YOU CAN DO IT, FINN.
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WHAT'D I TEACH YOU, DUDE?
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NOT TO SCORN THE KICKING
OF PEOPLE IN THE CROTCH?
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YOU GOT IT!
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NOW I'M GONNA GO RESCUE
ALL THE BABIES IN TOWN --
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ONLY THE BABIES.
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GET YOUR HERO ON, DUDE!
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AAAAH!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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UNH!
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OKAY, YOU CAN
DO THIS, FINN.
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START SMALL, MAN.
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I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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IT'S HOT!
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OH, MAN,
I'M SMOKING HOT!
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PLEASE, HELP ME OUT!
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I CAN'T MOVE!
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IT'S ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE FREAKS!
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HE PROBABLY
STARTED THIS FIRE!
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NO, I DIDN'T START ANY --
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THROW HIM UNDER THE
BRIDGE WITH THE OTHERS!
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All:
GET RID OF THE FREAK!
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[ Chanting ]
FREAK! FREAK!
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STAY OUT OF OUR TOWN,
FREAK! UNH!
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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I'M NOT A FREAK.
I'M A HERO.
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FINN!
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JAKE, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
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OH, I CAN SENSE WHEN
YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRY.
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IT'S LIKE A
MOTHER/DAUGHTER THING.
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I'M NOT GONNA CRY, MAN!
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I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING.
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WE HAVE TO FIND THAT MAGIC GUY
AND GET MY BODY BACK NOW!
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WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND OUT
WHAT REEKS UNDER THIS BRIDGE.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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JAKE!
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EW, IT'S BLOCKING OUT
YOUR GOOD FOOT SMELL.
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GET BACK HERE!
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UGH, IT -- IT SMELLS
LIKE VOMIT ON FIRE.
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IT'S LIKE FANCY CHEESE
IN AN OLD GUY'S MOUTH.
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WELCOME, TRAVELERS.
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AAH!
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I AM GORK,
LEADER OF FREAK CITY.
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AH, I CAN SEE ONE OF YOU HAS
FELT THE MAGIC MAN'S TOUCH.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
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I WILL TELL YOU
ALL THAT I KNOW.
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[ VOMITS ]
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WE ARE THE ACCURSED ONES,
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ALL ONCE NORMAL GUYS AND
GALS WHO CROSSED PATHS
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WITH THE MAGIC MAN.
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THAT'S ZAP, THE ARM.
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[ MUMBLES ]
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TRUDY, THE WAIST.
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[ COUGHS ]
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THAT'S WEE WEE
AND GORFLAX.
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THEY WERE TURNED
INTO TONSILS.
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AND THAT'S KIM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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BUT, PLEASE,
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY
ORANGE JUICE?
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NO.
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WELL, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE.
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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I'LL GO CHECK.
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Yo, finn, this place is
really bumming me out.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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WHAT?! NO, DUDE.
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THESE GUYS MIGHT BE MY ONLY
HOPE OF FINDING THE MAGIC MAN.
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HEY, WE ACTUALLY DO
HAVE ORANGE JUICE.
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THANKS FOR BEING
COOL AND ALL,
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BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS MAGIC MAN?
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HOW DO WE CATCH HIM?
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OH, HE CAN'T BE CAUGHT.
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HE'S GOT MAGIC.
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AND WE'RE
WORTHLESS FREAKS.
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WE CAN'T EVER BEAT HIM.
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SO WE'VE GATHERED HERE TO
WALLOW IN OUR SELF-PITY.
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BUT DON'T Y'ALL
EVEN WANT TO TRY?
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EH, NO.
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WHY NOT?
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YOU'RE ALL TOTALLY
MISERABLE HERE.
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EH, IT'S A LIVING.
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NO, IT'S NOT, ZAP!
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IT'S NOT A LIVING!
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IT'S DOOKIE DIAPERS!
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A FOOT!
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WELL, GET USED TO IT.
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WE DID.
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YEAH, FINN, MAYBE
THERE'S ANOTHER LESSON
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TO BE LEARNED HERE --
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TO ACCEPT WHAT FATE HAS GIVEN
YOU AND STAY A MISERABLE FOOT.
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GORK, CAN WE LIVE HERE IN THIS
PILE OF TRASH AND RATS FOREVER?
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YEAH, MAN. DO IT UP.
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AWESOME.
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[ RATS SQUEAKING ]
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HERE WE GO.
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JAKE,
STOP SCREWING AROUND.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
ME GIVE INTO DEPRESSION.
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EH, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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PROBABLY NOTHING, RIGHT?
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IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED,
YOU'LL DO NOTHING.
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I...
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MAYBE I WILL DO NOTHING.
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MAYBE I'LL JUST
LAY DOWN HERE.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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LAY DOWN -- UNH --
AND ROT LIKE THE REST OF YOU.
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YEAH!
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[ Chanting ]
STAY A FOOT!
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STAY A FOOT! STAY A FOOT!
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♪ IS THIS
REALLY MY LIFE? ♪
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♪ IS THIS HOW
MY STORY ENDS? ♪
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♪ BEING IN THIS BODY SEEMS LIKE
A BATTLE THAT I CANNOT WIN ♪
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♪ MAYBE I SHOULD LAY
MY HEAD DOWN SLOW ♪
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♪ AND SLEEP UNTIL
IT'S ALL OVER ♪
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♪ IS THIS THE END
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♪ OF THE HERO BOY
NAMED FINN? ♪
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♪ HECK NO!
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♪ DARN HECK NO!
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♪ THIS ISN'T HOW I GO
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♪ I'M GONNA KILL IT
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♪ I'M GONNA KICK
LIFE'S BUTT ♪
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♪ AND WIN IT
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♪ TO WIN IT
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♪ I'M GONNA TAKE
LIFE'S NAME ♪
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[ SPITS ]
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♪ AND SPIT ON IT
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♪ AND KICK IT
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♪ LIFE CAN
JUST GO EAT IT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS
A MAN'S GAME ♪
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GET UP, GORK!
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HUH? WHY?
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♪ I'M NOT GONNA
LET YOU LIE HERE ♪
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♪ AND WASTE AWAY
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♪ YOU BETTER GET UP, GORK,
OR I'LL KICK YOU UP ♪
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♪ TODAY'S THE DAY
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WHOA, OKAY, MAN.
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JUST BE COOL.
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♪ AND I'M NOT
GONNA BE COOL ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M PIPIN' HOT
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OW!
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♪ GET UP, TRUDY
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♪ GET UP, KIM
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♪ I'M NOT GONNA
LET YOU ROT ♪
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[ RATS SQUEAKING ]
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HEY, FINN.
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♪ JAKE
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♪ STOP TELLING
ME TO ENJOY ♪
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♪ BEING A FOOT
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♪ AND GET OUT
OF THAT TRASH ♪
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
WHEN YOU'RE SINGING, MAN.
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♪ GET UP
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AAH!
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♪ ALL OF YOU
MAKE ME SICK ♪
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♪ I'LL FIX YOU
WITH MY KICKS ♪
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♪ GONNA RECONSTRUCT
Y'ALL'S SELF-WORTH ♪
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♪ BRICK BY EMOTIONAL BRICK
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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WAIT, FINN.
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PLEASE, STOP IT, MAN!
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WE DON'T LIKE
TOUCHING EACH OTHER.
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HUH?
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PLEASE, MAN.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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KIM, GET UNDERNEATH TRUDY.
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NO, MAN. PLEASE.
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I FRICKIN' HATE TRUDY.
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KIM, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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OKAY, OKAY!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, DO IT, KIM.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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YES!
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NOW FOR ME.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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LOOK AT US!
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WHOA!
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WE'RE LIKE A BIG,
NORMAL GUY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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WE'RE PERFECT TOGETHER.
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OH, FINN, THANK YOU.
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WORD!
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NOW LET'S GO WRECK
UP THAT MAGIC MAN!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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LET ME GET IN ON THIS.
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I'LL FORM THE PANTS.
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FOOD.
FOOD FOR A BEGGAR.
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[ GASPS ]
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Y'ALL GOT ANY FOOD?
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WE'VE GOT A LITTLE ORANGE
JUICE LEFT OVER FROM --
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WAIT A SECOND.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT IS I,
THE MAGIC MAN!
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ZAP!
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[ ALL SHOUT ]
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COME ON, APPLE GREASE!
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? OHH!
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WE'RE NOT AFRAID!
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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YOU'RE DARN RIGHT WE ARE!
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[ VOMITS ]
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WHOOP!
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GIVE US OUR BODIES BACK!
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[ SHOUTS ]
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WHY SHOULD I?
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YOU STILL ACT LIKE A HERO ONLY
SO YOU CAN GET WHAT YOU WANT.
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OH.
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00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:03,100
YOU WERE TRYING TO TEACH US TO
BE KIND WITHOUT EXPECTING
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ANYTHING IN RETURN.
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I SHOULD'VE GIVEN
YOU THAT SUGAR
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CUBE WITHOUT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT A REWARD.
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WRONG!
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
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AH, GEEZ!
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FINN!
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YOU'VE GIFTED US NOTHING
BUT HEARTACHE, MAGIC MAN!
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WHAT'S THE LIFE
LESSON IN THAT?!
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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YES, MY CHILDREN, YOU ARE
SO CLOSE TO THE ANSWER.
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ANSWER THIS!
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GET HIS EYES!
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CUT HIM IN THE EYES!
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I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN
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NICE TO YOU 'CAUSE
YOU'RE JUST A BIG JERK!
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OH, YES, THAT'S IT!
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YOU'VE FINALLY
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
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AND NOW I'M OFF TO SPREAD MY
TEACHINGS TO MORE SISSY
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DO-GOODERS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
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MAN, I FRICKIN'
HATE THAT GUY.
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BUT AT LEAST NOW WE CAN ALL
GO BACK TO OUR REGULAR LIVES.
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WELL, ACTUALLY...
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WE LIKE BEING
LIKE THIS.
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YEAH, WE'RE
STRONG TOGETHER.
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All:
BYE, FINN! THANK YOU!
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OH, OKAY.
BYE, GUYS.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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WAIT, SO, WHAT WAS THE
LESSON WE JUST LEARNED?
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MAYBE IT WAS, DON'T GIVE
YOUR SUGAR TO JERKS.
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SPEAKING OF JERKS,
WHAT THE BLUBINS, MAN?!
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00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,830
WHY WOULDN'T YOU HELP ME
TURN BACK INTO A BOY?!
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00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:11,170
WELL, BECAUSE I KIND OF
ALWAYS WANTED [MUMBLES] WHAT?
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00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:14,570
I SAID, "I KIND OF ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE A FOOT MYSELF
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YOU COULD BE A
FOOT RIGHT NOW.
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I SAW YOU CHANGE INTO A
FOOT TWICE YESTERDAY.
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IT'S COMPLICATED, MAN.
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YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
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♪ WE CAN WANDER
THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE