[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
[ PENGUINS CHIRPING ]
OUR SECRET MISSION TO CAPTURE THE ICE KING IS UNDER WAY,
THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT OUT LOUD.
[ MUMBLING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ Singsong voice ] WHO IS IT?
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
OH, SOMEONE LEFT ME A GIFT.
PEANUT BRITTLE?
BUT I'M ON A DIET!
[ CLATTERS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
SHOULD'VE STUCK TO YOUR DIET!
OH!
FINN, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FAITH IN CANNED PEANUT BRITTLE!
ZAP!
OH, NO!
MY CROWN HAS ALL MY POWERS IN IT!
WRAP ATTACK!
HOW 'BOUT I SWADDLE YOU UP LIKE A SWEET BABY?
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
WE FINALLY CAPTURED THE ICE KING!
WHY'D WE DO THIS AGAIN?
PRINCESS EXPLAINED IT
ALL WHEN SHE SENT US ON THE MISSION, 'MEMBER?
GO CAPTURE THE ICE KING AND BRING HIM TO ME.
HMM.
SHE REALLY DIDN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
I'M SURE SHE'S GOT A GOOD REASON.
[ LIGHTNING STRIKES ]
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
YEAH, THIS PLACE IS
DESERTED, EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY.
ICH BIN HIER, FINN.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
IT'S ME, DER PRINCESS.
DID YOU BRING HIM?
SURE DID.
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
SO, WHAT DID THE ICE KING DO TO --
[ MUMBLES ]
NO TIME! NOW, QUICKLY, WITH ME!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
TTUBLAW!
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
[ GIGGLES ]
YOU GOT ME!
Both: SECRET DOOR!
THIS STAIRWAY LEADS TO THE DUNGEON WHERE WE'LL
TOSS THAT LOUSY ICE KING!
WHAT AWFUL THING DID HE DO TO GET TOSSED IN THERE?
[ SCOFFS ]
HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING -- NOT A THING.
WHAT?
IT'S A LONG STORY, FINN.
YOU SEE, THE ICE KING --
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM,
YOU'RE NEEDED AT ONCE IN THE GRAND HALL.
NO!
I NEED MORE TIME!
GOSH, I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE TO GO.
YOU TWO JUST GUARD THE ICE KING UNTIL I RETURN.
AND BE PREPARED TO MAKE HIM HOWL WITH PAIN.
YOU GOT IT, PRINCESS!
[ OWL HOOTING ]
OH, THIS IS A TOTAL ROOK!
SETTLE DOWN, PRISONER!
WE GOT TO RECORD YOUR BELONGING.
ONE MAGICAL CROWN.
[ Whispering ] PROBABLY STOLEN.
I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
I MADE THAT ITEM -- MADE IT WITH THE MAGIC THAT I STOLE!
SO HAND IT OVER OR I'LL STRIKE MENACING POSES AT YOU!
COOL IT, INMATE!
[ SPLUTTERING ]
AAH! AAH!
THESE BARS CAN'T HOLD ME FOREVER!
HEY, THERE'S ONLY LIKE TWO OF THEM.
YOU FOOLS HAVE NO BUSINESS GUARDING PRISONERS.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, HOW ABOUT THESE HELMETS WE FOUND?
AND WE GOT THE OCULUS OF REHABILITATION!
HUH?
[ Deep voice ] BE BETTER!
AND THE SHELF OF PENITENCE!
[ CRYING ]
I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST
HAND ME MY CROWN?
I'LL CREATE SOME ICE BARS.
OKAY!
NO, JAKE! IT'S A TRICK!
I'M TOYING WITH YOU
[LAUGHS EVILLY] PSYCHOLOGICALLY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
FINISHED!
SO, WHAT AM I BEING CHARGED WITH?
UM...
FIVE COUNTS OF JERKETEERING.
HA!
YEAH.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
GAH!
OF COURSE IT MATTERS!
THE WAY IT WORKS IS, FIRST, I TRANSGRESS YOUR MEANINGLESS
RULES, AND THEN YOU MALICIOUSLY PERSECUTE ME!
THAT MAKES SENSE.
YOU DO BAD STUFF, I PUNISH YOU.
FOOL! YOU HAVE DISRUPTED THAT ORDER FOR --
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? --
I HAVE COMMITTED NO RECENT CRIME!
REALLY? UM...
[ CACKLES ]
I'M ROCKIN' YOUR WORLD VIEW!
JAKE, HE IS STARTING TO CONVINCE ME WE'RE DOING A BAD THING!
DUDE [SLURPS] BE CALMED BY MY SALIVA AND THINK OF ALL
THE TERRIBLE THINGS HE'S DONE.
YEAH.
YEAH, YOU'RE STILL A JERK THAT DESERVES TO BE IN JAIL!
OH, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHO REALLY DESERVES TO BE IN JAIL?
I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE JERKS!
BEHOLD!
[ WIND WHISTLES ]
UH, IT'S TOO DARK.
BEHOLD!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
BEHOLD!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
BEHOLD THE TRUE JERKS!
THE JERKS IS US?
JAKE, AM I GOING CRAZY?
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ICE KING IS RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
BUT IF HE'S IN THE RIGHT, THEN THAT MEANS WE'RE IN...
THE CANDY KINGDOM!
NO.
IT MEANS MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
ON YOUR FEET!
IS IT TIME FOR MY HOUR IN THE YARD, BOSS?
NO.
WE'RE LETTING YOU GO.
WE DECIDED THAT IT'S WRONG TO IMPRISON YOU.
THIS IS A TRICK,
HUH?
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!
THERE MUST BE
SOMEONE WAITING OUTSIDE TO BEAT ME.
OOH, IS THAT MY CROWN OVER THERE?
[ SIGHS ]
I'M GLAD THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
NO...
NOT QUITE YET.
AW!
SORRY, BUT SINCE WE'RE THE BAD GUYS THIS TIME,
WE GOT TO GO TO JAIL.
THIS SUCKS.
HEY, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Y-YOU'RE STILL HERE?!
J-JUST GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
SO...
YOU'RE REALLY BREAKING ME OUT?
LIKE I SAID, IT'S WRONG TO IMPRISON YOU.
YOU MEAN, YOU BELIEVE ME?
OH, CAN IT BE?
HAS ALL THE HATRED BETWEEN US SOMEHOW TRANSMUTED INTO
SOMETHING MORE?
A FRIENDSHIP?
A BEST FRIENDSHIP?
KNUCKS!
[ LAUGHS ]
SLAPS IN DISGUST, EH?
OOH, LET'S CALL THEM "SLAPPY D's!"
OKAY, SEE YOU LATER, MY BOSOMS!
I AM NO MAN'S BOSOM.
CAST "DETECT SECRET DOOR!"
SUCCESS!
[ CACKLES ]
SORRY FOR THE DELAY.
MAN, THERE ARE A LOT OF SECRET DOORS AROUND HERE.
AND NOW, ICE KING, PREPARE TO HOWL WITH...
PAIN?
WOW, SHE'S SO PROUD WE DID THE RIGHT THING THAT SHE
ALMOST LOOKS ENRAGED.
WHERE IS THE
ICE KING?
FINALLY, FREEDOM AND FRIENDS FOREVER!
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE?!
[ GROWLS ]
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
I'LL SHOW YOU!
[ GASPS ]
[ ALL MOANING ]
ACHOO!
AAH!
YEP, EVEN OL' STARCHIE'S SICK.
A PLAGUE OF FREEZER-BURN FLU.
ICE KING DID THIS?!
WELL...
YES AND NO.
IT HAPPENED THREE DAYS AGO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, PRINCESS, CHECK OUT MY NEW TRICK!
IT'S SNOWING!
IT'S SNOWING FOR YOU!
WE DON'T THINK HE WAS TRYING TO SPREAD DISEASE.
BUT SOON, THE ENTIRE KINGDOM WAS INFECTED BY HIS BEARD FLAKES.
THROUGH MY RESEARCH, I QUICKLY DISCOVERED
THAT THE ONLY WAY TO CURE MY PEOPLE WAS TO OBTAIN THE
PAINED HOWLS OF THE ICE KING HIMSELF.
BUT WHEN I PLEADED WITH HIM DIRECTLY...
PLEASE, I BESEECH YOUR AID IN THE NAME OF COMMON DECENCY!
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE HITTING ON ME.
NO!
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
I THINK I HEARD THE WORD "VIRILE" IN THERE.
OH, SHE'S DEFINITELY HITTING ON ME.
NO!
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
BEGONE, YOU BIDDIES!
HE HAD HIS CHANCE TO HELP, AND HE DID NOTHING!
OH, MY GOSH.
SHE CAME TO ME THIS TIME!
I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TRY AND TAKE HIS WAILS BY FORCE.
BY GETTING US TO BEAT THE TAR OUT OF HIM?
I CAN'T JUST BEAT UP THE ICE KING FOR NOTHING.
THAT'S AGAINST MY ALIGNMENT.
I KNOW! I KNOW!
YOU'RE RIGHT! [ SOBS ]
BUT I'LL GET HIM TO GIVE UP THOSE HOWLS VOLUNTARILY.
I SWEAR IT.
OH, THANK YOU, FINN!
I...
[ CRYING ]
SHHHH.
DUDE, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THOSE HOWLS?
OH, I'VE GOT A PLAN TO TRICK HIM,
BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT.
THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS.
I DON'T LIKE IT!
ICE KING, COME FORTH!
I'M COMING FORTH!
IS THAT THE VOICE OF FRIENDSHIP I HEAR?
SO, ARE YOU FELLAS READY FOR GAME NIGHT?
GAME NIGHT?
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
WHAT? WHY?
YOU KNOW HOW FRIENDS ACT, RIGHT?
YOU'VE HAD FRIENDS BEFORE.
UH...
YES?
YEAH, SO YOU KNOW HOW FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS HOWLING
IN PAIN FOR EACH OTHER.
YEAH. RIGHT!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WILL YOU HOWL FOR ME, PAL?
OOH, OF COURSE, FRIEND.
OH! [ GIGGLES ] SORRY!
OH, I'VE GOT THE SILLIES.
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HOWL WITHOUT GIGGLING UNCONTROLLABLY.
I'M JUST SO GIDDY ABOUT YOU BEING HERE.
[ GIGGLES ]
I'M A BANANA! [ GIGGLES ]
DON'T SLIP ON ME!
WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS.
LET'S JUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM!
NO, JAKE, WE --
WAIT A SEC.
THERE'S A BUG ON YOU, FRIEND.
SMACK!
[ GRUNTS ]
BISCUITS! NOW'S MY CHANCE!
YOU KNOW, I CARVED THESE GAME PIECES FROM MY OWN TEETH.
BOOHOO, BOOHOO, BOOHOO.
HUH?
CRYING?
BOOHOO.
YOU HIT ME, ICE KING.
I DON'T THINK I COULD LIVE ANYMORE,
KNOWING MY BEST BOSOM HIT ME.
I WAS ONLY SAVING YOU FROM POO POO PALMS.
I'M DYING BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE NOT FOR ME.
BLEH.
NO!
MY -- MY BOSOM!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
MY FRIEND!
MY ONLY FRIEND!
HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHY?!
WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?!
All: HUH?
STARCHIE'S FEELIN' HEALTHY AGAIN --
A BIT TOO HEALTHY, IF YOU ASK ME.
[ ICE SHATTERING ]
THEY'RE ALL GETTING BETTER.
FINN AND JAKE DID IT! [ GASPS ]
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
OH, WELL.
GUNTER, DISPOSE OF FINN'S CARCASS.
HARRUMPH!
GOOD JOB!
THOSE WAILS MUST HAVE REACHED ALL THE WAY BACK TO --
DID YOU SEE HOW FAST HE DROPPED MY LIFELESS BODY?
THAT'S JUST MEAN.
FINN, IF I CAME ACROSS
YOUR LIFELESS BODY,
I'D CLASP YOU DRAMATICALLY FOR A KAJILLION YEARS.
THANKS, MAN.
HEY, WHY WAIT?
PLAY DEAD, FINN.
WHY?!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHY?!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHY?!
Both: ADVENTURE TIME!
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪