[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Finn: LAST CHANCE,
SWAMP GIANT.
TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE
MINIQUEEN.
>> NEVER!
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> [ SQUEALING ]
>> Finn: HUH?
>> [ SQUEALING ]
>> Finn: HI, MINIQUEEN.
JAKE, I'VE GOT HER!
>> Jake: THEN HOLD MY HAND,
DUDE.
[ GROANS ]
>> Finn: MY INFLATABLE ANGEL.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
HOW'S THE MINIQUEEN?
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE
SAYS.
AWW. MY PLEASURE, MA'AM.
I JUST LIKE BEATING UP EVIL.
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Finn: OKAY.
DIDN'T CATCH ANY OF THAT EITHER.
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Jake: [ SNIFFS ]
MINIQUEEN MUST HAVE STEPPED IN
SOMETHING FUNKY.
[ SNIFFS ]
NO, IT'S NOT TINY FEET I'M
SMELLING.
THIS WAY!
[ SNIFFING ]
[ SNORTS ] WHOA!
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> Jake: DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SWORD
THIS IS?
THIS IS THE SWORD OF BILLY!
>> Finn: BILLY?!
>> Both: ♪ BILLY ♪
>> NOTHUNG!
>> ♪ WHO'S THE GREATEST WARRIOR
EVER ♪
♪ A HERO OF RENOWN ♪
♪ WHO SLAYED AN EVIL OCEAN ♪
♪ WHO CAST THE LICH KING DOWN? ♪
♪ BILLY! ♪
♪ AND THAT TIME THE EVIL
FIRECOUNT ♪
♪ CAPTURED A DAMSEL FAIR ♪
♪ WHO SAVED HER WITH SUCH
BRAVERY ♪
♪ THAT SHE OFFERED HIM HER
HAIR? ♪
♪ BILLY! ♪
♪ ALSO, HE FOUGHT A BEAR ♪
>> Finn: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS THE
MOST MATHEMATICAL THING EVER!
>> Jake: YEAH, HE FOUGHT A BEAR.
>> Finn: THIS IS SO COOL.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Finn: IT'S BILLY'S LEGENDARY
CRACK.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> UH, HELLO.
>> Finn: IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM!
>> Jake: I KNOW, I KNOW.
BE COOL.
>> YEAH, IT'S ME.
>> Finn: MAN, I'M SUCH A HUGE
NERD FOR YOU.
PLEASE TAKE US ON AS HERO
APPRENTICES.
>> WHAT FOR?
>> Finn: SO THAT WE CAN LEARN TO
KICK EVIL'S BUTT, JUST LIKE YOU.
>> Jake: I WANT TO BE THE DOG
VERSION OF YOU.
>> AW, THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF
TIME.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
I'M A LITTLE PAUNCHY.
BUT I COULD DO SOME SIT-UPS.
>> NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT
BEATING UP MONSTERS.
IT'S AS POINTLESS AS A DOG
CHASING HIS OWN TAIL.
>> Jake: [ SCOFFS ]
SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG,
'CAUSE WATCH.
AH, AH, AH.
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
POINTLESS?
WE JUST SAVED THE MINIQUEEN FROM
A MONSTER.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS
RIGHT NOW?
SHE'S PROBABLY BEING EATEN BY A
DIFFERENT MONSTER.
SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> IN MY YOUTH, I WAS MUCH LIKE
YOU -- MOTIVATED, HEADSTRONG,
WORE A SILLY LITTLE OUTFIT.
EVEN HAD A MATCHING DOG.
>> Jake: I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
>> ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEATEN ON
EVIL CREATURES.
[ SIGHS ]
BUT NEW EVIL KEEPS POPPING UP.
KICKING THEIR BUTTS WAS A
HOPELESS EFFORT.
>> Jake: WHAT OTHER WAY IS
THERE?
>> NONVIOLENTLY.
HELP PEOPLE BY BEING ACTIVE IN
YOUR COMMUNITY.
>> Finn: NONVIOLENTLY?
[ SIGHS ]
I GOT TO TRY BEING NONVIOLENT.
THE BILLY WAY!
>> Jake: ME, TOO!
>> Finn: BILLY, I WON'T LET YOU
DOWN.
>> Jake: I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
I GOT A SECRET CRUSH ON YOU,
BILLY!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> PBHT!
>> Finn: THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH,
JAKE.
I'LL HAVE TO SUPPRESS MY EVERY
WARRIOR INSTINCT.
>> Jake: RELAX.
IT'LL BE EASY NOT TO BEAT UP ON
MONSTERS AND STILL HELP PEOPLE.
>> HELP! HELP! A MONSTER!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OHH! AAH!
OH, THANK GOODNESS -- HEROES.
I'M BEING CHASED BY A HORRIBLE
DRAGON!
PLEASE, PLEASE, HELP!
>> Finn: OH, UH...
>> Jake: OH.
>> ACT QUICKLY!
HE'S ALMOST UPON US!
>> Jake: SORRY, WE DON'T BEAT
STUFF UP ANYMORE.
>> NO, BUT, PLEASE!
[ SPUTTERING ]
>> Finn: DUDE, WE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING TO HELP HIM.
>> Jake: I COULD TEACH HIM HOW
TO NOT BE SUCH A SPAZ.
>> Finn: HEY, MISTER, BESIDES
BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER, WHAT
ELSE IS WRONG?
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN RUNNING ALL
DAY.
I GUESS I'M PRETTY HUNGRY.
>> Jake: SAY NO MORE!
COME ON, FINN.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
>> Jake: TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING
TO EAT!
>> AAH! NO! HELP!
>> Finn: I STILL FEEL WEIRD
ABOUT NOT FIGHTING OFF THAT
DRAGON.
>> Jake: TRUST ME, THIS IS A WAY
BETTER WAY TO HELP HIM.
GRUEL! GET YOUR FREE GRUEL!
>> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
>> Finn: FREE GRUEL, MA'AM.
I CAN'T BEAT MONSTER BUTTS, BUT
I CAN BEAT YOUR HUNGRY GUTS.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURPS ]
I DIDN'T THROW UP.
THIS GRUEL IS VERY ADEQUATE.
>> Finn: YEAH!
[ ALL SLURPING ]
THIS IS GREAT, JAKE!
>> Jake: YEAH, WE'RE REALLY
HELPING PEOPLE.
>> Finn: WHOA, LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> Jake: DUDE, YOU'RE ALIVE!
>> NO THANKS TO YOU TWO!
THAT DRAGON CHASED ME FOR TWO
DAYS!
AND THEN I WAS LOST FOR, UH,
THREE DAYS, AND THEN I FELL
UNDER A SPELL OF A BEAUTIFUL
ENCHANTRESS FOR, UH, A WEEK?
SO THAT'S TWO PLUS THREE...
PLUS A WEEK --
>> Jake: Shh. DUDE, GRUEL.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
[ SLURPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURPING CONTINUES ]
[ LAUGHS ] HMM?
AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
>> Finn: HUH?
OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE
STONE-SKIN POTION I ADDED TO THE
RECIPE.
IT GIVES YOUR BODY THE POWER TO
GROW ARMOR.
>> WHAT? UH? [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ] OH! AAH!
>> Jake: DUDE, HOW MUCH OF THAT
POTION DID YOU USE?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> AAH!
MY TUMMY IS BREATHING FIRE!
>> Finn: GEEZ, I THOUGHT PEOPLE
WOULD LIKE THAT.
>> WHY?!
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?!
>> Finn: SO YOU CAN DEFEND
AGAINST EVIL MONSTERS!
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP
MONSTERS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
DEFEND OURSELVES!
>> Finn: NO, SEE, I'M HELPING
YOU NONVIOLENTLY.
>> HELPING?!
I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY HANDS!
I'M A COBBLER!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COBBLE WITH
THESE USELESS CHUNK MITTS?!
>> Finn: SO, THE VILLAGE NEEDS
THE HELP OF A NEW COBBLER, EH?
>> Both: HMM.
>> WHAT?! NO!
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
COBBLERS!
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE JUST WATCHING MY SHOP
WHILE I GO TO THE DERMATOLOGIST!
AND DON'T TRY TO COBBLE
ANYTHING!
>> Jake: WHAT DOES "COBBLE"
MEAN, ANYWAY?
>> Finn: I THINK IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHOES.
>> EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HELP ME?
I NEED A BROKEN HEEL FIXED.
I'M GOING TO A FANCY FUNERAL.
>> Finn: OF COURSE I'LL HELP!
THERE! HWAH!
PKOW!
>> AH!
[ SHING! ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: NOW YOU CAN FIGHT OFF
EVIL IF IT SHOWS UP AT THE
FUNERAL.
>> Jake: YOU FIX THAT SHOE WITH
A MAGIC NAIL?
>> Finn: MAYBE.
WHOA!
>> Jake: COOL!
>> I CANNOT GO TO THE FUNERAL
IN THESE!
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
I'M BACK FROM THE DOCTOR!
UH, WHY?!
>> AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING
A GUEST!
>> GET OUT!
>> Finn: APPARENTLY, I SUCK AT
BEING NONVIOLENT.
>> Jake: DUDE, SUCKING AT
SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP
TOWARDS BEING SORT OF GOOD AT
SOMETHING.
YOU AND I ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY
BILLYS RIGHT NOW, AND WE'RE
"SUCKING" ON OUR FIRST BOTTLE OF
NONVIOLENT MILK.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ] TOTES.
I'LL STOP "POOPING MY DIAPER."
>> Jake: WHOA, WHAT?!
>> HELP! I NEED MEDICAL HELP!
>> Finn: MEDICAL HELP? HMM.
HOW CAN WE HELP?
>> I WANT SURGERY TO MAKE MY
BODY HOT.
>> Finn: YIKES.
>> YEAH, I KNOW I'M ALREADY
PRETTY SMOKIN', BUT I BOUGHT
THIS SWIMSUIT, SO I NEED A
SWIMSUIT BODY.
>> Jake: [ WHISTLES ]
YOU UP FOR SOME SERIOUS PLASTIC
SURGERY?
>> OH, YEAH, THIS BOD IS HOT AND
POWERFUL!
HUH? OH, WHAT.
WHOA! AAH!
>> Jake: DUDE, DID YOU USE A
MAGIC NAIL AGAIN?
>> Finn: I'VE GOT THREE LEFT!
>> [ MOANS ]
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
>> Finn: WE TRANSFORMED YOU INTO
A CYBORG FIGHTER!
THAT'S HOT, RIGHT?
>> NO ONE THINKS THIS LOOK IS
HOT!
>> OH, MY LACES, YOU'RE THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL -- AAH!
[ TIRE SQUEALING ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Finn: JAKE?
>> Jake: YEAH?
>> Finn: I THINK US NOT BEING
VIOLENT IS HURTING PEOPLE.
MAN, BILLY IS GONNA BE SO
BUMMED OUT.
>> Jake: NOT IF WE RUN AWAY,
FINN.
WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN HALFWAY
HOMES AND BE CANNIBALS, BUT
WE'LL SURVIVE.
>> Finn: I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE
AND MOAN.
>> Jake: THEN I'LL MOAN WITH
YOU, BUDDY.
>> Finn: [ Moaning ] THANKS,
BUDDY.
>> Jake: [ Moaning ] YOU'RE
WELCOME.
>> AAH! AAH! HELP ME!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] RELAX!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'M JUST GONNA GRIND YOU UP!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Jake: OH, MAN, THIS GRASS BAG
AGAIN?!
HEY, EVIL-DOER, UM, CAN YOU
KEEP YOUR EVIL-DOING QUIET?
FINN IS DEALING WITH SOME HEAVY
STUFF OVER HERE.
>> IT'S NOT EVIL!
WHEN THEY GET THIS OLD, THEY
WANT TO BE GROUND UP!
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
RIGHT, YOU OLD BAT?
>> HELP!
>> RIGHT?!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Finn: HUH?
A FIST RAISED IN RIGHTEOUS
ANGER?
OH, NO, IT'S MY FIST!
I'VE GOT TO THINK OF A WAY TO
SAVE THIS OLD LADY WITHOUT
PUNCHING THIS GUY IN THE FACE!
HMM.
>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO GET GROUND
UP, RIGHT?!
>> Finn: WRONG!
>> OW!
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> Finn: I COULDN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: POOP!
I SAVED HER WITH VIOLENCE!
>> WHAT'S YOUR HUFF, SON?
>> Finn: THE GREATEST HERO IN
THE WORLD TOLD ME TO HELP PEOPLE
WITHOUT BEING VIOLENT, AND I
PROMISED I WOULD DO THAT AND NOT
LET HIM DOWN.
BUT I DID LET HIM DOWN.
>> STUFF AND NONSENSE!
YOU SURE HELPED THIS OLD GAL
OUT, AND YOU DID IT WITH
VIOLENCE.
LIKE A TRUE HERO, YOU WERE BORN
TO PUNCH EVIL CREATURES.
>> Finn: OHH!
>> JUST LIKE I WAS BORN TO BE AN
OLD LADY.
DON'T DENY YOUR ROWDY NATURE,
PALADINS.
[ BEAT BOXING ]
AND DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD
PEOPLE.
>> Finn: YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH!
THAT OLD LADY HAS A POINT!
>> Jake: WAIT, DIDN'T SHE SAY
NOT TO TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD P--
>> Finn: IT'S ALL SO CLEAR TO
ME!
BACK TO THE CAVE OF BILLY!
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> Finn: IT'S US AGAIN!
>> Jake: AND WE'VE GOT EXCITING
NEWS!
>> I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO
BUY ANYTHING!
>> Finn: BILLY, AN OLD LADY TOLD
ME THAT I SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO
YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD -- ALSO,
THAT I SHOULD DO WHAT I WAS BORN
TO DO, WHICH IS KICKING BUNS.
>> DON'T YOU SEE HOW POINTLESS
IT IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S PROBABLY
HAPPENING TO THAT OLD LADY RIGHT
NOW?
SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD!
>> Jake: SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
>> HELLO!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: WE SAVED HER, BILLY.
>> Jake: YOU SAVED HER.
>> Finn: I SAVED HER, BILLY.
I SAVED HER USING VIOLENCE, AND
THAT'S NOT A BAD THING, BILLY.
THIS OLD LADY IS ALIVE BECAUSE
OF THESE!
AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS, MAN.
SHE'S ELATED!
>> HMM, PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
OH! OH! UGH!
IT'S -- IT'S AS IF YOUR WORDS
ARE FILLING A VOID IN MY VERY
BEING.
YOU WANT TO WATCH?
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ TENDONS SQUISHING ]
[ HEART BEATING ]
>> NOTHUNG!
FINN AND JAKE, TRULY, YOU ARE MY
HEROES.
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Jake: WE'RE HIS HEROES!
>> [ BEAT BOXING ]
>> HUH. HELLO.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> BILLY!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪