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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
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LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> Finn: LAST CHANCE,
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SWAMP GIANT.
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TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE
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MINIQUEEN.
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>> NEVER!
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>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
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>> [ SQUEALING ]
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>> Finn: HUH?
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>> [ SQUEALING ]
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>> Finn: HI, MINIQUEEN.
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JAKE, I'VE GOT HER!
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>> Jake: THEN HOLD MY HAND,
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DUDE.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Finn: MY INFLATABLE ANGEL.
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>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
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HOW'S THE MINIQUEEN?
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>> [ SQUEALS ]
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>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
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CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE
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SAYS.
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AWW. MY PLEASURE, MA'AM.
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I JUST LIKE BEATING UP EVIL.
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>> [ SQUEALS ]
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>> Finn: OKAY.
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DIDN'T CATCH ANY OF THAT EITHER.
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>> [ SQUEALS ]
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>> Jake: [ SNIFFS ]
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MINIQUEEN MUST HAVE STEPPED IN
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SOMETHING FUNKY.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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NO, IT'S NOT TINY FEET I'M
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SMELLING.
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THIS WAY!
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[ SNIFFING ]
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[ SNORTS ] WHOA!
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>> Finn: WHAT?
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>> Jake: DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SWORD
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THIS IS?
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THIS IS THE SWORD OF BILLY!
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>> Finn: BILLY?!
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>> Both: ♪ BILLY ♪
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>> NOTHUNG!
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>> ♪ WHO'S THE GREATEST WARRIOR
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EVER ♪
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♪ A HERO OF RENOWN ♪
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♪ WHO SLAYED AN EVIL OCEAN ♪
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♪ WHO CAST THE LICH KING DOWN? ♪
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♪ BILLY! ♪
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♪ AND THAT TIME THE EVIL
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FIRECOUNT ♪
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♪ CAPTURED A DAMSEL FAIR ♪
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♪ WHO SAVED HER WITH SUCH
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BRAVERY ♪
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♪ THAT SHE OFFERED HIM HER
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HAIR? ♪
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♪ BILLY! ♪
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♪ ALSO, HE FOUGHT A BEAR ♪
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>> Finn: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS THE
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MOST MATHEMATICAL THING EVER!
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>> Jake: YEAH, HE FOUGHT A BEAR.
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>> Finn: THIS IS SO COOL.
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>> Both: WHOA!
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>> Finn: IT'S BILLY'S LEGENDARY
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CRACK.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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>> UH, HELLO.
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>> Finn: IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM!
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>> Jake: I KNOW, I KNOW.
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BE COOL.
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>> YEAH, IT'S ME.
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>> Finn: MAN, I'M SUCH A HUGE
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NERD FOR YOU.
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PLEASE TAKE US ON AS HERO
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APPRENTICES.
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>> WHAT FOR?
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>> Finn: SO THAT WE CAN LEARN TO
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KICK EVIL'S BUTT, JUST LIKE YOU.
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>> Jake: I WANT TO BE THE DOG
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VERSION OF YOU.
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>> AW, THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF
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TIME.
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>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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I'M A LITTLE PAUNCHY.
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BUT I COULD DO SOME SIT-UPS.
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>> NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT
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BEATING UP MONSTERS.
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IT'S AS POINTLESS AS A DOG
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CHASING HIS OWN TAIL.
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>> Jake: [ SCOFFS ]
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SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG,
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'CAUSE WATCH.
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AH, AH, AH.
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>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
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POINTLESS?
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WE JUST SAVED THE MINIQUEEN FROM
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A MONSTER.
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>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS
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RIGHT NOW?
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SHE'S PROBABLY BEING EATEN BY A
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DIFFERENT MONSTER.
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SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD.
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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>> IN MY YOUTH, I WAS MUCH LIKE
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YOU -- MOTIVATED, HEADSTRONG,
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WORE A SILLY LITTLE OUTFIT.
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EVEN HAD A MATCHING DOG.
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>> Jake: I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
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>> ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEATEN ON
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EVIL CREATURES.
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[ SIGHS ]
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BUT NEW EVIL KEEPS POPPING UP.
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KICKING THEIR BUTTS WAS A
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HOPELESS EFFORT.
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>> Jake: WHAT OTHER WAY IS
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THERE?
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>> NONVIOLENTLY.
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HELP PEOPLE BY BEING ACTIVE IN
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YOUR COMMUNITY.
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>> Finn: NONVIOLENTLY?
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[ SIGHS ]
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I GOT TO TRY BEING NONVIOLENT.
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THE BILLY WAY!
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>> Jake: ME, TOO!
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>> Finn: BILLY, I WON'T LET YOU
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DOWN.
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>> Jake: I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
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I GOT A SECRET CRUSH ON YOU,
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BILLY!
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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>> PBHT!
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>> Finn: THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH,
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JAKE.
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I'LL HAVE TO SUPPRESS MY EVERY
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WARRIOR INSTINCT.
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>> Jake: RELAX.
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IT'LL BE EASY NOT TO BEAT UP ON
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MONSTERS AND STILL HELP PEOPLE.
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>> HELP! HELP! A MONSTER!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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OHH! AAH!
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OH, THANK GOODNESS -- HEROES.
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I'M BEING CHASED BY A HORRIBLE
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DRAGON!
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PLEASE, PLEASE, HELP!
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>> Finn: OH, UH...
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>> Jake: OH.
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>> ACT QUICKLY!
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HE'S ALMOST UPON US!
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>> Jake: SORRY, WE DON'T BEAT
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STUFF UP ANYMORE.
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>> NO, BUT, PLEASE!
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[ SPUTTERING ]
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>> Finn: DUDE, WE GOT TO DO
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SOMETHING TO HELP HIM.
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>> Jake: I COULD TEACH HIM HOW
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TO NOT BE SUCH A SPAZ.
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>> Finn: HEY, MISTER, BESIDES
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BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER, WHAT
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ELSE IS WRONG?
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>> WELL, I'VE BEEN RUNNING ALL
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DAY.
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I GUESS I'M PRETTY HUNGRY.
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>> Jake: SAY NO MORE!
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COME ON, FINN.
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>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
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>> Jake: TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING
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TO EAT!
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>> AAH! NO! HELP!
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>> Finn: I STILL FEEL WEIRD
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ABOUT NOT FIGHTING OFF THAT
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DRAGON.
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>> Jake: TRUST ME, THIS IS A WAY
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BETTER WAY TO HELP HIM.
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GRUEL! GET YOUR FREE GRUEL!
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>> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
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>> Finn: FREE GRUEL, MA'AM.
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I CAN'T BEAT MONSTER BUTTS, BUT
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I CAN BEAT YOUR HUNGRY GUTS.
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ SLURPS ]
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I DIDN'T THROW UP.
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THIS GRUEL IS VERY ADEQUATE.
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>> Finn: YEAH!
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[ ALL SLURPING ]
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THIS IS GREAT, JAKE!
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>> Jake: YEAH, WE'RE REALLY
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HELPING PEOPLE.
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>> Finn: WHOA, LOOK WHO IT IS.
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>> Jake: DUDE, YOU'RE ALIVE!
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>> NO THANKS TO YOU TWO!
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THAT DRAGON CHASED ME FOR TWO
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DAYS!
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AND THEN I WAS LOST FOR, UH,
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THREE DAYS, AND THEN I FELL
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UNDER A SPELL OF A BEAUTIFUL
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ENCHANTRESS FOR, UH, A WEEK?
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SO THAT'S TWO PLUS THREE...
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PLUS A WEEK --
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>> Jake: Shh. DUDE, GRUEL.
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>> OH, THANK YOU.
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[ SLURPS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SLURPING CONTINUES ]
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[ LAUGHS ] HMM?
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AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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>> Finn: HUH?
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OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE
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STONE-SKIN POTION I ADDED TO THE
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RECIPE.
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IT GIVES YOUR BODY THE POWER TO
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GROW ARMOR.
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>> WHAT? UH? [ GASPS ]
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[ GRUNTS ] OH! AAH!
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>> Jake: DUDE, HOW MUCH OF THAT
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POTION DID YOU USE?
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> AAH!
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MY TUMMY IS BREATHING FIRE!
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>> Finn: GEEZ, I THOUGHT PEOPLE
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WOULD LIKE THAT.
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>> WHY?!
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WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?!
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>> Finn: SO YOU CAN DEFEND
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AGAINST EVIL MONSTERS!
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>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP
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MONSTERS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
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DEFEND OURSELVES!
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>> Finn: NO, SEE, I'M HELPING
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YOU NONVIOLENTLY.
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>> HELPING?!
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I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY HANDS!
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I'M A COBBLER!
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COBBLE WITH
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THESE USELESS CHUNK MITTS?!
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>> Finn: SO, THE VILLAGE NEEDS
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THE HELP OF A NEW COBBLER, EH?
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>> Both: HMM.
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>> WHAT?! NO!
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>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
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COBBLERS!
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>> NO, YOU'RE NOT!
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YOU'RE JUST WATCHING MY SHOP
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WHILE I GO TO THE DERMATOLOGIST!
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AND DON'T TRY TO COBBLE
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ANYTHING!
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>> Jake: WHAT DOES "COBBLE"
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MEAN, ANYWAY?
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>> Finn: I THINK IT HAS
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SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHOES.
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>> EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HELP ME?
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I NEED A BROKEN HEEL FIXED.
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I'M GOING TO A FANCY FUNERAL.
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>> Finn: OF COURSE I'LL HELP!
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THERE! HWAH!
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PKOW!
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>> AH!
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[ SHING! ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Finn: NOW YOU CAN FIGHT OFF
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EVIL IF IT SHOWS UP AT THE
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FUNERAL.
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>> Jake: YOU FIX THAT SHOE WITH
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A MAGIC NAIL?
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>> Finn: MAYBE.
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WHOA!
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>> Jake: COOL!
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>> I CANNOT GO TO THE FUNERAL
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IN THESE!
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>> HEY, EVERYONE!
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I'M BACK FROM THE DOCTOR!
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UH, WHY?!
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>> AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING
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A GUEST!
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>> GET OUT!
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>> Finn: APPARENTLY, I SUCK AT
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BEING NONVIOLENT.
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>> Jake: DUDE, SUCKING AT
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SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP
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TOWARDS BEING SORT OF GOOD AT
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SOMETHING.
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YOU AND I ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY
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BILLYS RIGHT NOW, AND WE'RE
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"SUCKING" ON OUR FIRST BOTTLE OF
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NONVIOLENT MILK.
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>> Finn: [ SIGHS ] TOTES.
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I'LL STOP "POOPING MY DIAPER."
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>> Jake: WHOA, WHAT?!
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>> HELP! I NEED MEDICAL HELP!
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>> Finn: MEDICAL HELP? HMM.
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HOW CAN WE HELP?
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>> I WANT SURGERY TO MAKE MY
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BODY HOT.
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>> Finn: YIKES.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW I'M ALREADY
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PRETTY SMOKIN', BUT I BOUGHT
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THIS SWIMSUIT, SO I NEED A
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SWIMSUIT BODY.
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>> Jake: [ WHISTLES ]
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YOU UP FOR SOME SERIOUS PLASTIC
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SURGERY?
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>> OH, YEAH, THIS BOD IS HOT AND
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POWERFUL!
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HUH? OH, WHAT.
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WHOA! AAH!
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>> Jake: DUDE, DID YOU USE A
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MAGIC NAIL AGAIN?
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>> Finn: I'VE GOT THREE LEFT!
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>> [ MOANS ]
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
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>> Finn: WE TRANSFORMED YOU INTO
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A CYBORG FIGHTER!
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THAT'S HOT, RIGHT?
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>> NO ONE THINKS THIS LOOK IS
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HOT!
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>> OH, MY LACES, YOU'RE THE
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MOST BEAUTIFUL -- AAH!
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[ TIRE SQUEALING ]
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> Finn: JAKE?
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>> Jake: YEAH?
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>> Finn: I THINK US NOT BEING
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VIOLENT IS HURTING PEOPLE.
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MAN, BILLY IS GONNA BE SO
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BUMMED OUT.
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>> Jake: NOT IF WE RUN AWAY,
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FINN.
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WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN HALFWAY
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HOMES AND BE CANNIBALS, BUT
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WE'LL SURVIVE.
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>> Finn: I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE
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AND MOAN.
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>> Jake: THEN I'LL MOAN WITH
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YOU, BUDDY.
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>> Finn: [ Moaning ] THANKS,
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BUDDY.
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>> Jake: [ Moaning ] YOU'RE
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WELCOME.
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>> AAH! AAH! HELP ME!
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] RELAX!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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I'M JUST GONNA GRIND YOU UP!
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> Jake: OH, MAN, THIS GRASS BAG
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AGAIN?!
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HEY, EVIL-DOER, UM, CAN YOU
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KEEP YOUR EVIL-DOING QUIET?
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FINN IS DEALING WITH SOME HEAVY
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STUFF OVER HERE.
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>> IT'S NOT EVIL!
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WHEN THEY GET THIS OLD, THEY
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WANT TO BE GROUND UP!
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[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
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RIGHT, YOU OLD BAT?
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>> HELP!
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>> RIGHT?!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> Finn: HUH?
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A FIST RAISED IN RIGHTEOUS
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ANGER?
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OH, NO, IT'S MY FIST!
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I'VE GOT TO THINK OF A WAY TO
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SAVE THIS OLD LADY WITHOUT
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PUNCHING THIS GUY IN THE FACE!
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HMM.
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>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO GET GROUND
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UP, RIGHT?!
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>> Finn: WRONG!
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>> OW!
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>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> [ MOANS ]
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>> Finn: I COULDN'T THINK OF
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ANYTHING.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Finn: POOP!
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I SAVED HER WITH VIOLENCE!
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>> WHAT'S YOUR HUFF, SON?
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>> Finn: THE GREATEST HERO IN
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THE WORLD TOLD ME TO HELP PEOPLE
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WITHOUT BEING VIOLENT, AND I
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PROMISED I WOULD DO THAT AND NOT
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LET HIM DOWN.
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BUT I DID LET HIM DOWN.
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>> STUFF AND NONSENSE!
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YOU SURE HELPED THIS OLD GAL
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OUT, AND YOU DID IT WITH
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VIOLENCE.
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LIKE A TRUE HERO, YOU WERE BORN
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TO PUNCH EVIL CREATURES.
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>> Finn: OHH!
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>> JUST LIKE I WAS BORN TO BE AN
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OLD LADY.
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DON'T DENY YOUR ROWDY NATURE,
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PALADINS.
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[ BEAT BOXING ]
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AND DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD
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PEOPLE.
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>> Finn: YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH!
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THAT OLD LADY HAS A POINT!
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>> Jake: WAIT, DIDN'T SHE SAY
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NOT TO TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD P--
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>> Finn: IT'S ALL SO CLEAR TO
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ME!
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BACK TO THE CAVE OF BILLY!
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>> Jake: YEAH!
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>> Finn: IT'S US AGAIN!
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>> Jake: AND WE'VE GOT EXCITING
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NEWS!
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>> I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO
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BUY ANYTHING!
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>> Finn: BILLY, AN OLD LADY TOLD
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ME THAT I SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO
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YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD -- ALSO,
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THAT I SHOULD DO WHAT I WAS BORN
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TO DO, WHICH IS KICKING BUNS.
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>> DON'T YOU SEE HOW POINTLESS
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IT IS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S PROBABLY
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HAPPENING TO THAT OLD LADY RIGHT
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NOW?
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SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD!
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>> Jake: SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
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>> HELLO!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Finn: WE SAVED HER, BILLY.
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>> Jake: YOU SAVED HER.
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>> Finn: I SAVED HER, BILLY.
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I SAVED HER USING VIOLENCE, AND
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THAT'S NOT A BAD THING, BILLY.
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THIS OLD LADY IS ALIVE BECAUSE
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OF THESE!
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AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS, MAN.
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SHE'S ELATED!
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>> HMM, PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OH! OH! UGH!
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IT'S -- IT'S AS IF YOUR WORDS
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ARE FILLING A VOID IN MY VERY
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BEING.
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YOU WANT TO WATCH?
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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>> Jake: WHOA!
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[ TENDONS SQUISHING ]
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[ HEART BEATING ]
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>> NOTHUNG!
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FINN AND JAKE, TRULY, YOU ARE MY
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HEROES.
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[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
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NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> Jake: WE'RE HIS HEROES!
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>> [ BEAT BOXING ]
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>> HUH. HELLO.
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
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I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
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>> GET OUT OF HERE!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> BILLY!
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
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FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪