[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure Time
♪ Come on, grab your friends
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end
♪ It's Adventure Time
Get it, get it!
[ insect hisses ]
Yah!
Oooooooh!
[ shouting ]
[ shing! ]
[ feelers patter ]
Get him out!
Don't you ever let me catch you here again.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [ laughs ]
Agh! Ow!
Ooooooow!
Agh! Agh!
[ grunting ]
Did he get you with his poison stares?
No! I got a splinter from the door.
Let me see.
Wow, that's a tiny splinter.
But it hurts!
I'm gonna need some...
finger protection!
Thanks, Choose Goose.
I am Choose Goose.
Come back for some juice!
[ laughs ]
Man, I am so protected right now.
That is mighty thick.
Go on -- hit me!
Oh, wow.
Very nice.
Very impressive.
Hey, guys!
Check this out!
Dude, hit me.
Ow! On my armor!
Oh.
[ tink! ]
[ clicks ]
[ laughter ]
That is but a thimble!
This [clangs] is real armor.
[ laughter ]
[ birds calling ]
Wha?
ALL: Sir Slicer!
Who is the one that bears the thimble?
This dude.
[ laughs ]
Oh, you foolish boy.
Without full body armor, you're weak!
You do not look... [clicks]
[ laughs ] Yah!
[ horse whinnies ]
Choose Goose, I need more armor.
I've got something for you --
a metal shoe!
Don't you know you might stub your toe?
[ laughter ]
Uh, no, Choose Goose.
I need...
Look here, hun.
Choose this one to protect your buns!
Protect his butt!
No, Choose Goose.
I want --
Don't be meek.
What if you fall down and scrape your cheek?
Look at his butt!
[ cackles ]
Choose Goose, I want the most
[clicks] Armor you have!
Ooh, have a look!
I'll take that one.
Wonderful.
I'll need a trade of equal value.
I'll take the head of your dog friend.
Say what?!
No way. Choose Goose , this stuff is overpriced.
No money for me?
How about a poem for free?
[ laughter ]
A poem!
A poem?
If you can decipher the poem
and complete the trials,
you will receive the magical Armor of Zeldron.
It is foretold to be totally
[clicks]
BOTH: Skadow!
Your quest begins in the marsh over the hill.
Ah, yes!
I'm gonna get that armor!
Yeah, man, you're gonna do it.
[ birds calling ]
Good luck exposing your soft, vanilla-strawberry skin
to the elements, dork!
[ laughs ]
Later, losers! [ laughs ]
[ shouts ]
He's just jealous that I'm gonna have cooler armor than him.
Yeah, what a bumbleberry.
BOTH: Whoa!
What's the poem say?
"The sun nibbles on the clouds,
and gum drop tears rain down."
I don't get it.
Hmm.
It means that we have to cross that swamp.
How'd you understand that?
You don't just read the poetry to understand it.
You got to feel it.
Trust me, dude -- I'm smarter than everyone.
Now get in there!
You're not coming?
No way, man.
This armor thing is your deal.
I'll wait for you on the other side.
[ water sloshing ]
This place will be a piece of...
Aah!
Aaaaah!
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!
Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh, no!
My most private parts peeped by a boy!
[ gasps ]
[ breathing heavily ]
Aah! Pervert!
I'm not a pervert!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Aah!
My privates!
I'm sorry!
My privates!
I'm sorry!
[ breathing heavily ]
You okay, man?
No!
[ birds calling ]
[ laughs ]
BOTH: Wha?!
What's the matter, crimson cheeks?
Feeling a little embarrassed
in the swamp of embarrassment?
You're so red, you look like a tomato.
[ laughs ]
Aahhhh!
We'll see who's embarrassed when I get that armor.
What does the poem say?
Mm.
Wooh! The meadow weeps as morning sings of milk and honey
and things to come."
What does that even mean?!
It means we have to silence the echoing in the woods.
[ crying ]
[ both gasp ]
[ crying continues ]
Aw, man!
I don't know how to silence that!
All right, I'll handle this one, dude.
No. This is my burden.
Then just make her think it's her idea.
That's how you make the ladies do what you want.
Hey, monster lady!
Hey! Stop crying!
Huh?
Stop crying because that's what you wanna do!
[ mumbles ]
Huh?!
[ screaming ]
[ gasps ]
[ coos ]
[ laughs ]
She thinks you're her red-faced baby or something.
I think she wants you to nurse, dude.
No!
[ continues cooing ]
[ birds calling ]
Huh?!
Minstrel.
[ mid-tempo music playing ]
♪ He's Finn the blushing baby ♪
♪ His cheeks are bright and red ♪
♪ Be sure to make fun of him before you go to bed ♪
Grandfathers will sing that to their grandchildren
for generations to come.
ndfathers will not sing that to their children!
[ shrieks ]
[ clang! ]
[ whimpers ]
Armor. [ clicks ]
[ horse whinnies ]
Just wait 'til I have the Armor of Zeldron!
Yeah, just you wait, weirdo.
Uh, Finn? Uh-oh.
[ snoring ]
Jake, you okay? Huh?
[ grunts ]
BOTH: Yeah!
Awesome!
BOTH: Whoa!
Finally.
Yah!
Hello.
Begone, ghost!
I'm here for the armor!
First, you have to beat my my high score
in a game of drop ball.
BOTH: Drop ball?
Drop ball is an extremely addictive,
high-intensity game
designed for people everywhere.
Here, let me show you.
[ butt cheeks squeak ]
One point.
[ butt cheeks squeak ]
Two points.
[ butt cheeks squeak ]
Three points.
This game looks awful.
Oh, no.
I absolutely disagree.
Dude, let's just kill him and get the armor.
How? He's already dead.
Here. It's your turn.
Now, I don't want you to be intimidated,
but my high score is six.
Guh!
Just -- just toss it on the ground.
No, no, no!
You're doing it all wrong!
Let me show you how the pros do it.
[ grunts ] See?
It's all in the technique.
Now, I'm gonna put a little finesse into it,
just to shake things up.
BOTH: Whoa!
Finn, it's so beautiful!
Yeah -- guess all the embarrassment
was worth it.
Greetings, young traveler.
We know what you seek,
and you shall receive it.
Behold -- the Armor of Zeldron.
It will protect you from evil, even ghosts.
Huh?! Aah!
No! Dude, this is lady armor!
[ clicks ]
No, not-- [clicks]
No more embarrassment!
I don't need armor!
You did not watch my drop-ball technique!
BOTH: Huh?
I give you first-hand tips no that one else knows
and this is how you thank me?!
I absolutely disagree with that!
[ roars ]
Now what?
Put on the armor.
It'll protect you from evil, even ghosts!
Never!
Yaaaaaaah!
[ shouts ]
Unh!
Wah!
[ roars ]
[ choking ]
Hey!
[ hisses ]
Huh?
Mama?
Uh...
Yeah!
is speaking to you.
Yes, mama.
You should be ashamed of yourself --
a boy your age sitting in this cave alone
for thousands of years.
You need to go outside and get some sunlight.
But I...
No back talk!
Outside now!
[ whimpers ]
Aaaaaaah!
Whoa.
Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake!
You've freed me from the addiction of drop ball.
[ normal voice ] No problem, dude.
I couldn't have done it
without the power of embarrassment!
And I learned I don't need armor to be --
[ birds calling ]
[ laughs ]
Look at you losers.
Finn, you don't have any armor,
and your friend is dressed like a lady.
[ laughs ] So not [clicks]
Well, at least I don't spend my day
following a kid around!
Get a life, dude!
[ laughter ]
Good one, Finn.
[ laughs ]
Well, I've...
just been in the same areas today.
[ laughter ]
Yeah, right.
Whatever.
Be quiet!
I -- I am more [clicks] than all of you.
Come over here and say that to my fist!
Okay, I will.
Whoa!
[ moans ]
This armor's too heavy!
No problem.
I'll just prop myself up on this stick.
Agh!
Splinter!
Hey, Sir Slicer, maybe you can use this!
Here you go!
Oh!
Free of charge.
Oh!
Come on, dude, let's get out of here.
[ laughs ] Okay, buddy.
Wa-hoo!
Dude, this armor is totally
[clicks]
♪ Come along with me
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please
♪ Come along with me
♪ To a cliff under a tree