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[ mouse squeaks ]
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[ penguins chirp ]
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[ all cheering ]
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[ screeches ]
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♪ Adventure time
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♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end
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♪ It's Adventure Time
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JAKE:
[ groaning ]
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Blankie me.
Blankie me, Finn.
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I'll get your blanket, dude.
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Where is it?
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Right here.
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Why don't you just
get it yourself?
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Because I'm sick!
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Poor guy.
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[ groans ]
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Too hot!
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Oh, man, Jake.
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Is there anything I can do
to make you feel better?
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Soup me, Finny.
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Soup-flavored cure
coming on through.
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[ sniffs ]
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[ creak! ]
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[ gulp! ]
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Do you feel better now?
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Yes.
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Bleagh!
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Tell me a story.
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Once upon a time --
No!
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I already heard
that story before!
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But you've already heard
all my stories before.
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Make me a new one,
Finn --
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A new story.
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Okay.
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Got it!
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Once upon a time --
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No!
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What's the matter?
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I don't want a
made-up story.
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I need a real story!
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Hmm.
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Now, you hang on,
my friend.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay, world, give me
a story for Jake!
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[ gasps ]
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[ laughs ]
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[ whimpering ]
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Jake! Jake!
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Check it out.
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This true story is going
to totally cure you.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What is it?
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First, the leaf
fell off a tree.
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Oh, but, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Spit it out!
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The snail was
on the leaf!
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The end.
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Oh, no.
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Now I feel a thousand
times worse.
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Finn, a story's got to have
excitement, romance,
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suspens-s-s-e, and it has
to have a happy ending.
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[ sniffles ]
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But...I don't know how to
make that stuff happen.
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That's okay, buddy.
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Just dig me a hole, then.
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Actually, two holes -- one for
my guts and one for my face,
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'cause when I die,
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my guts are gonna
blow out of my face!
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I am not gonna
let that happen, dude!
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Then go get me that story.
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And make sure it has all
the stuff on this list.
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I'll be back as
fast as I can!
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I won't let your guts
blow out of your face!
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Hmm.
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"Romance" --
that should be easy.
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Hey, how about you two?
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Are y'all in love?
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La ba gi na goo da di dah.
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Uh...
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[ angrily ]
La nah gee ga rah la na!
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Um...
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[ snoring ]
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Are y'all kissing
in there?!
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BOTH:
Eek, eek, eek, eek,
eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!
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[ thud! ]
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Hmm.
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Maybe I should smo-o-o-ove
out my approach a bit.
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♪ Normal guy,
forest guy ♪
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♪ Just like normal
forest guy ♪
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Whoa!
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Hey, so, uh...yeah.
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So, yeah, can I, um...
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Could I watch
you guys kissing?
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What?!
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Ugh!
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I just need to
f-for my friend.
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He's really sick,
and unless I
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tell him about
watching you guys
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kissing and may--
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Uck!
What a weirdo!
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You are one sick man,
mister!
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Yeah.
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What's this "friend's" name,
huh?
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Jake!
His name's Jake!
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Pff! Yeah, right!
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Sounds pretty fake.
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Come on, Boobafina.
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Let's get out of here.
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Yeah.
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Wait!
I'll do anything!
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Would you eat dirt?
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I would for Jake.
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[ munch! munch! gag! munch! ]
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[ gulp! ]
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Okay, now you guys kiss!
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Man, what a freak.
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Let's go.
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What?! No!
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Jake needs this! Stop!
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[ honking, growling, grunting ]
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Just...come...on!
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What?! No!
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Gah! Wait!
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[ all grunting ]
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[ smooch! ]
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Aaah!
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[ panting ]
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You see? No big deal!
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Pyah! Poo! Poo!
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[ coughing ]
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[ crying ]
I can't believe you
made me do that!
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I'm secretly in
love with Mr. Goose!
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And now he'll never love me
because now I'm soiled!
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[ sobbing ]
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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I really did want to
kiss Boobafina.
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I'm secretly in
love with her.
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Okay. Sweet.
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No, no.
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It had to happen naturally.
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Now she'll never love me.
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[ sobbing ]
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[ sighs ]
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That's wasn't smoove.
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But it's all worth it to save
Jake -- whatever it takes!
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Okay. A good fight.
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[ can clacks, sprays ]
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Hey.
You want to fight me?
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Oh, heck, yeah!
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I've been waiting for
this my whole life!
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Yes! Ha ha ha!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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[ smack! ]
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You never let
me do anything!
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[ growls ]
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Ugh! Rawr!
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Ungh!
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You killed him!
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Mom, quit touching me.
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You killed him,
and now he's dead!
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He's probably not dead!
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I'm sorry, though,
that you think he's dead!
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Mm.
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I don't want to hurt aminals,
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but -- but Jake!
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[ sighs ]
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Okay.
Okay, what's next?
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[ birds peeping ]
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Oh!
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[ gasps ]
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"Suspens-s-s-e"!
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Hey.
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Hey, you guys.
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[ evilly ]
You want to die?
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ALL:
Aaah!
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[ all grunt ]
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Boys! Boys?
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Have you seen my boys?
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[ whimpering ]
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No!
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Aah!
I can't do it!
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I-I can't keep
messing with folks.
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Aaaaaaah!
But Jake needs me!
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But I-I can't keep
messing with folks!
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But Jake's really sick!
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But I can't!
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But -- but --
but -- but -- aah!
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[ sighs ]
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[ thunk! ]
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Ow! Hey!
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Who threw -- aaaah!
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Tie him up! That's him!
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That's the one!
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That's the one!
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What's happening?!
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Are you guys gonna eat me?
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You'll see!
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[ whimpers ]
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Hey, wait!
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This is really suspenseful!
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[ whack! ]
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[ groaning ]
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What is this?
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This is the rite
of forest justice.
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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Finn the human boy,
for your crimes against
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the inhabitants
of the forest,
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you must enter the Earth and
become one with the soil!
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[ moans ]
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Don't I get a trial
or something?!
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No!
Lower the cage!
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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I'm totes gonna die,
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and now Jake won't get his
story, and he'll die too because
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I still don't have
a happy ending!
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Huh?
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ALL:
[ chanting ]
Ooh iggy boo boo!
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Ooh iggy boo boo!
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Ooh iggy boo boo!
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Ooh iggy boo boo!
- Wait a minute!
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I may be busy dying, but you
need to get busy living!
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ALL:
Huh?!
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Y'all are living
some unhappy lives.
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You, Boobafina...
You love Mr. Goose.
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You just need
to tell him.
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What?
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She loves you.
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Y'all just need
to hook it up.
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I-I've been wanting
to date you for years.
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You really love me?
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I do.
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Oh!
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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And you, Mr. Fox --
you need to face facts, man.
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Boobafina is
not interested.
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It's time to move on.
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It's true.
It's for the best.
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And, hey,
jerky teenage bear.
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What?
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Your mom is right.
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You shouldn't go around fighting
strangers in the forest.
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Yeah!
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[ smack! ]
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Mama bear, your son's
not a baby anymore.
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You should stop spanking
him in the face.
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He's right.
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It's time to let
you grow up.
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Yeah,
that's the stuff!
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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And Mrs. Cow, take
that bag off your udder.
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You're beautiful, girl.
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You live in the forest, so why
don't you just let it hang out?
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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Oh! Ugh! No!
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Yo,
put that bag back on!
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ALL:
Huzzah!
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Silence!
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Finn the human,
for meddling in our lives
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and disturbing the
order of the forest...
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We thank you.
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What?!
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[ laughing ]
Our lives have improved
since you came here.
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Does that mean you're
gonna release me?
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Your cage is made of sticks,
brother.
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Just kick it apart.
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Cool!
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Yah!
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[ grunts ]
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I'm coming for you,
Jake --
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With a story!
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And then what happened?
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[ coughs ]
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And then everyone in
the forest was happy.
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The end.
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[ gasps ]
279
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,140
What?!
What's wrong?!
280
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,610
That was...perfect!
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I feel a million times better.
282
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,180
Really?
283
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,620
Yeah. Yeah!
284
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,920
The romance stopped my fever,
the suspense cured my headache,
285
00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:26,850
and everything else cured
everything else!
286
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,790
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!
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[ chuckles ]
Neat.
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[ coughs ]
289
00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,860
Mm.
290
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,200
Finn, come on!
291
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Dance the health
dance with me.
292
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,400
Nah, I'm good.
293
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,000
Ah-ah-ah...ah-choo!
294
00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,970
You allergic to
my health dance?
295
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,910
[ groans ]
296
00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:49,510
No, I just feel...bad.
297
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:52,180
Oh, Finn,
did you catch my sick?
298
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,820
Yeah.
I think so.
299
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,280
Well, I know just how to
make you feel better --
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00:10:57,350 --> 00:11:00,920
Blankie, rubby,
and best of all,
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a good story.
302
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,190
Once upon a time...
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[ snores ]
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The end.
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♪ Come along with me
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♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,580
♪ And do so as we please
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00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:33,720
♪ Come along with me
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00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,890
♪ To a cliff under a tree
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This party is so crazy!