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[ all cheering ]
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[ screeches ]
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♪ Adventure time
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♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end
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♪ It's Adventure Time
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[ up-tempo electronic music
plays ]
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Beemo, turn
the music down.
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Beemo, turn it down!
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[ volume increases ]
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[ groans ]
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Come on, Beemo!
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You're messing up my game!
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Hey, dude, can I borrow
that paper?
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Mm-hmm.
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[ whistles ]
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Bad computer! No! No!
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[ music stops ]
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Now go sit in the corner
and think about your life.
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[ crash! ]
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[ roars ]
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BOTH: Snail attack!
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Aaaaaah!
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Oof!
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[ crying ]
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[ both coughing, gagging ]
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Oh, sick!
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Ugh!
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Dude, how do you fight
a snail?!
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Hold on! I got this!
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[ grunts ]
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Don't make me use this, man!
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Salt?!
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But I heard you guys were
heroes.
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We are heroes.
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We thought you were
trying to attack us.
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Why'd you break in here
all mad,
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squirting that juice
all over us?
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It's not mad juice.
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It's sad juice.
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My name's Snorlock,
and I'm sa-a-a-a-d!
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[ sobbing ]
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Stop squirting slime!
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Just tell us what's wrong!
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I need a girlfriend.
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I have no one to love.
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Jake, hero huddle.
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[ squish! ]
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What do you think?
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[ squish! ]
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Yeah, but he's just
an innocent goober
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looking for love.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's help him.
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But he's got to lay off
the house.
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Right!
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All right, man.
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Right!
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Yay!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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[ smash! ]
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[ cre-e-e-e-ak! ]
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Aaah!
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Lay off the house, man!
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[ sadly ]
You guys won't help me?
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[ whimpers ]
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All right! All right!
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We'll help you, dude!
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Just put our house back!
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Okay!
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Right after I get
a girlfriend.
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Aw!
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All right, you big crazy.
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It's a deal.
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[ giggles ]
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Jake, what time is it?
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I don't know, but
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you're probably gonna say...
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BOTH: Lady time!
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[ wolf whistle ]
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Okay, Snorlock,
if you want a lady,
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you have to be
yourself.
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How do I be myself?
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Uh, how does he be
himself, Jake?
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Just do whatever you want,
man,
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as long as it comes
from the inside.
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Like sad juice?
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BOTH: No!
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Like sad juice?
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You just got to talk to 'em.
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Oh. I never done that.
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Finn, you see
any hot mamas?
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Um...
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bam!
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Go talk to her!
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Go talk to her!
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[ sighs ]
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Okay.
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Oh!
[ inhales ]
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Mm.
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You seem like
a reasonable male.
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We should go to a movie
sometime.
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He's got this.
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Yeah.
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Uh...
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I like old movies.
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[ chuckles ]
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Uh, uh, uh...
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Um, are you okay?
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[ screaming ]
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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BOTH: Aaah!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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Dude! Our house!
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We got to do something!
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Relax. I got it.
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Snorlock! Hey, Snorlock.
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You okay, buddy?
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Went a little nuts
there, guy.
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You got to get that
under control,
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'cause you're scaring ladies
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and jacking up our house.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you gonna leave me?
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Aw, who could leave
you?
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Come here,
you big hot mess.
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Break it up, you two!
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We have ladies to attend to!
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Yeah, the ladies.
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Talking to ladies is hard.
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No, it's not.
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Check it out, Snorlock.
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Finn, you be the guy snail,
and I'll be...
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the chick snail.
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Ugh! Gross, Jake!
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Come on, man.
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We're just pretending.
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Do it for love.
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[ whimpering ]
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Okay.
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I'll do it for this guy.
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[ gasps ]
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[ clears throat ]
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What's up, lady snail?
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[ high-pitched voice ]
Well, I'm just sitting here
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thinking about mating
with snails.
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No!
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I can't do this, man!
I am out!
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I'll mate with you.
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[ normal voice ]
We're just role playing, buddy.
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Aww.
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Here, Finn.
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[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]
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Hey, baby. What's up?
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Uh -- wha?!
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Mm-mmm!
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[ sniffs ]
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Mm-mmm!
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[ sniffs ]
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Did you take a bath
in rainbows and cupcakes?
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Say "yes"!
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[ high-pitched voice ]
Say "yes"!
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[ deep voice ]
Say "yes"!
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[ high-pitched voice ]
Say "yes"!
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Okay! Yes!
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Talking to ladies is easy.
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Just act like me.
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Uh...
girl, you smell good.
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You can smell me?
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May I smell you more?
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Uh, okay.
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[ sniffs ]
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Cupcakes.
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Uh, I have to go.
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Did you take a bath?
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Don't ever talk to me again.
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Please don't go!
Don't go!
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Aww.
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Aw, it's okay, buddy.
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Come here and give us a hug.
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Man, I wish you guys
were ladies.
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Uh...
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Stay focused, Snorlock.
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You have any cool talents
that ladies might like?
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No.
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Um...
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Hey, Finn, teach him
how to use swords.
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The Princesses always
love this one.
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Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
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Yaaaah! Hyah!
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Do you think you can do
that, Snorlock?
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I don't know.
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Hmm.
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Maybe you're musical.
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Can you do this?
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[ inhales deeply ]
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[ beatboxing ]
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Try doing all that.
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Hmm.
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[ grunts ]
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[ pop! ]
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[ shing! ]
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[ beatboxing ]
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BOTH:
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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My word, Eleanor!
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What is that alluring sound?
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I have no idea.
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Yeah, Snorlock!
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Show us that talent!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, my!
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What is that?
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What is that wonderful sound?
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Do I see swords?
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Jake, these chicks look
pretty serious.
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Let's just let Snorlock
do his thing.
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Go to it, buddy!
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[ beatboxing continues ]
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Ohh!
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Ooh!
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Ahh.
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Look at him go!
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Bringing in the ladies.
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Uh, he's bringing in
a lot of ladies.
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Mm!
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[ Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! ]
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Beep!
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[ crash! ]
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[ both screaming ]
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Snorlock!
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These ladies are ruining
our tree house!
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Stop!
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[ continues beatboxing ]
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[ smooching ]
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BOTH: Whoa!
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Wedge, dude!
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[ grunting ]
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[ grunting ]
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It's no use, man.
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It's stuck with snail slime.
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Wha?!
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[ grunting ]
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Finn! Aah!
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[ both grunt ]
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How are we gonna get
our house back?
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Salt?!
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Dude, I'm going in.
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Wha?! Jake! No!
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You'll get slimed
or grinded on!
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[ panting ]
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[ grunts ]
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Hmph!
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[ gasps ]
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Snorlock, I'm gonna give you
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'til the count of
three, Mister!
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One...
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two...
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three!
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[ continues beatboxing ]
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Fine.
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[ continues beatboxing ]
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[ inhales deeply ]
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[ blows ]
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[ beatboxing slows ]
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[ beatboxing stops ]
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[ sizzle! ]
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Aaaaaah!
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Ow! Ow!
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Owwwwwww!
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Oh, my gosh.
He's naked.
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[ laughter ]
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What? I'm naked?
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But I've never had a shell.
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Snorlock, you never
had a shell?
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That means you're not naked.
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You're a slug.
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Me, a slug?
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Yeah, man.
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That's why you have
trouble with snail chicks.
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You need slug chicks.
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00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,280
I don't know any
slug chicks.
289
00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:25,450
Actually, I-I'm not
really a snail.
290
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,490
I'm a slug.
291
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,390
My shell's made
of peppermint.
292
00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:32,460
[ laughs ]
293
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,230
[ smooching ]
294
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,730
That's gross!
295
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,670
I don't know why they have
to make out
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00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:40,130
so close to our house.
297
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,240
I don't know.
298
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:41,770
Come on.
299
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,100
I don't know.
300
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:44,940
I got some ear plugs
you can borrow.
301
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,270
[ up-tempo electronic music
plays ]
302
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,880
Where's that music
coming from?
303
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,280
Go! Go! Go! Go!
304
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,180
Beemo!
305
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,780
Go! Go! Go! Go!
306
00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:56,620
Yeah.
307
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,450
You live here, too!
308
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,490
[ volume increases ]
309
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,160
BOTH: Oh, Beemo!
310
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,660
[ squirrrrrt! ]
311
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,970
♪ Come along with me
312
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:17,000
♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪
313
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:20,980
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
314
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,950
♪ And do so as we please
315
00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:29,080
♪ Come along with me
316
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,250
♪ To a cliff under a tree
317
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,090
This party is so crazy!