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[ mouse squeaks ]

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[ penguins chirp ]

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[ all cheering ]

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[ screeches ]

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♪ Adventure Time

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♪ Come on, grab your friends

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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end

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♪ It's adventure time

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Hmm.

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Yo, man,
what's going on?

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Oh, I found this
crystal on our doorstep.

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It's pretty mysterious.

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I'm trying to find
information about it

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using the holo-book.

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Uh, that's cool.

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But you know
what's really cool?

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Tough guy contests.

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Whoo-hoo!

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♪ Tough boys!

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Wait, man.

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Doesn't this look like
Tree Trunks' lipstick?

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That's impossible.

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Tree Trunks exploded
in the scary dark forest

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after she ate
that crystal gem apple.

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Remember?
- Yeah, I remember.

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Come on, man.
Tough-guy-contest me.

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You got what it takes
to rip it?

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Uh...yeah.

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Then let's get it on.

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[ straining ]

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Hyah! Yeah-yo!

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Hyah!

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Do it, man. Do it.

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Raaa!

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[ grunting ]

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Oh!

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[ shrieks ]

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[ distorted ]
No!

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[ both straining ]

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Gotcha, dude.

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I'm gonna break out.

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No way.

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Ha ha!

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I'm breaking out
with my fat.

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I win, Finn.

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Finn?

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[ groans ]

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Finn!
Finn, are you okay?

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[ coughs ]

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I was just messing
with you, dude.

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I...was just messing
with...

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you.

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[ groans ]

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Are you okay?

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Yeah.

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[ inhales sharply ]

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I'm just gonna rest
my muscles.

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Oh, dang it, Jake.

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You can't get all
out of control like that.

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[ echoing ]
Why am I like this...

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like this...

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like this?

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[ sobbing ]

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Jake, what did you do
to your brother?

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We were just playing,
and then I got out of control.

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I'm sorry, dad.

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No, son, you did good.

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Having no self-control makes you
a tough galoot, like me.

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But I don't want
to hurt nobody.

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Well, that's too bad, kid,

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'cause you're gonna hurt
everybody.

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Noooo!

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Whatev, daddy.

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Hmph! Hmph!
Hmph!

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I'm never gonna hurt anybody
ever -- starting now.

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[ rooster crows ]

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[ slurps ]

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[ yawns ]

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What's up, dude?

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Finn, you're okay.

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I was scared
that I mashed your potatoes

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too hard last night.

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Ha!
You didn't mash my potatoes.

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You didn't even make me cry
silently

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into my pillow
last night for...

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30 minutes.

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In fact, you ready to go again,
tough stuff?

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No. No more, dude.
- What?

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I never want to lose
control again, man.

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I'm going totally soft.

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- You look like a wuss.
- Mm-hmm.

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[ laughs ]
[ whirring ]

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Hey, the crystal's glowing
a different color.

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Hmm.

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Jake!

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Whoa.

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What's it --

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Chip, chap, chop!
What's going on?

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Uh, which one of you is
Finn the human?

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Depends on who's
asking.

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Are y'all good or evil?

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Uh...we're good.

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Oh. I'm Finn.

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- Get him!
- Aah!

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Hey, you guys,
put my bro down.

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Jake!

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Finn!

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Ugh!
- Hey.

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Hey, man, what
happened?

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I don't know, but I'm
trapped in this crystal ball.

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Get me out of here.

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Okay, I'll try to do it
using controlled conversation.

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Halt.

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Hey, man, I'm Jake.

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Beat it.

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I want to know
why you took my buddy,

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and I'm not gonna use force
to get it out of you.

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I'm just following orders,
bub.

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Whose orders?

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Um...well, it's a secret,

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but part of it is
we're turning Finn

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into a crystal.

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Jake, you should stop
these guys now.

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Aaaaah!

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Oh, man.

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Get me out of here!

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No. You don't look awesome
and crystal, like us.

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Can't we work this out
like gents?

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- Get lost.
- Whoa!

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Jake, lose control, flip out
on those guys.

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No, dad.

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I've got
to control myself.

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♪ Control, control, control,
control ♪

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Jake! Help!

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My arm! Aah!

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Whoa.
Okay, okay.

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I'm hatching
a controlled plan.

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All right, man,
move out of the way

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and let me get my friend.

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Nope. Not doing it.

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Then I'll have to move
you myself...

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with my mind.

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[ straining ]

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You're gonna hurt yourself.

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Stop it.

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[ straining ]

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[ farts ]

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[ breathing heavily ]

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Your time is running out,
little dog.

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Hey, speed it up
in there, guys.

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Okay.
Turn up the juice, mang.

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Yeah, mang.

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Aah. Aah!

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Jake! Help!
- Finn!

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Don't hurt my buddy.

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[ gasps ]

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No, Jake, no.
Don't lose control.

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Jake. Jake.

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Come on, punch them, Jake.

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Punch everybody.
Why not?

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Come on! Why not?

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No punchies.
I am in control.

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[ crying ]

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Who are you talking to?

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Nobody, man!
Don't look at me!

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[ sobbing ]

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Whoa!
[ laughing ]

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Did you guys see that?

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BOTH:
Yes. Yeah.

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Don't make fun of him.

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He's having problems.

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Everybody has -- aah!

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Aaaaah!

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Ugh!
Stupid ghost dad.

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I'll show him.

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Ooh. Okay.

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Intimidate them
with controlled attack.

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Hurry up, guys.

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I got to drop
a crystal donk.

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Oh, come on.
I don't want to hear that.

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Hey, whatever, man.
I ain't ashamed.

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I got -- whoa.
What -- what the...

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Open up!

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Feel my controlled attack.

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Whaaaa!
Psssh!

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Whaaaa! Psssh!

189
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Whaaaaaaaa!

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Psssh!

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Stop it.

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[ straining ]

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I'm not hurting you,
am I?

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No, you freak.

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Well, there's a lot more
where that came from,

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so you best tell me

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why you're turning Finn
into a crystal.

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Or what, you'll touch me?

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So help me, I will
touch you.

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Aah! Jake!

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Aah! Help!

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Finn, oh, no.

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Cut it out.
He looks good.

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My body!

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No! My bud!

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[ whimpers ]

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Eh, let him in.
He can't do nothing now.

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[ panting ]

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I'm sorry, Finn.
I'm superlame.

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And now... you're dead.

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I'm not dead.

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I'm just all crystal-stiff.

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Oh.

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WOMAN:
Get your hands
off my lover.

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- That voice.
- It sounds like --

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Yes, Finn, it's me,
Tree Trunks.

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But in this world,
I'm known

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as Quartzion
the crystal queen.

219
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Oh, my grosh.
You're alive!

220
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Oh, I'm more than alive,
Finn.

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After I ate that crystal apple
in the scary dark forest,

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I was transported to this
crystal dimension,

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where I became ruler
of the crystal men.

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And the crystal men are all
in love with me.

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- Love you, Quartzion!
- I love you!

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- We love you!
- Love you!

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Yes, yes, I know.

228
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But your love...

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[ chuckles ]

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...is not enough.

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ALL:
Aah!

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[ sizzling ]

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[ both gasp ]

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I wanted you, Finn,

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so you could be
transformed

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into my sexy crystal king.

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Tree Trunks,
you've gone bananas

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with crystal power.

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Finn, it's not sexy
for a king

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to call his queen
bananas.

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Aah!

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Jake, you've totally
got to stop her.

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00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:04,670
I'll try, man, but I'm
still figuring out my biz.

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Here I come, Tree Trunks.

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Taste my gentle rubs.
- Whoa there.

246
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Don't you put your junk
on my trunk.

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Go, Jake! Go!

248
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She's too sassy
and powerful.

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Ow!

250
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Jake, Jake, I brought someone
here to see you.

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It's your brother.

252
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Jermaine?
Are you dead?

253
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No, man, we're just dreaming
at the same time.

254
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Well, I'm sorry about
that time I beat you up.

255
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Yo, that was an accident.

256
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I knew you were
just horsing off.

257
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But, Dad, you said
I'm gonna hurt everybody.

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Yeah, everybody.

259
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I don't know, Dad.
That doesn't really help me.

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Everybody who is evil, Jake.

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Let me finish next time,
hmm, yeah?

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Oh.
Well, then I'm over it then.

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[ growls ]

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Jake, kick Tree Trunks
in the tummy.

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She's probably still got that
crystal gem apple inside her.

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That must be giving her
all her powers.

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Marry me, Finn.

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We can snuggle
through time and space

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and kiss each other

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in an alternate
dimensional plane.

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00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,070
Hyah!

272
00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:10,840
Oh!

273
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,270
Oh, dear.

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Yeah!
[ laughs ]

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T.T., you're back.

276
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Oh, Jake, I was behaving
so inappropriately.

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I'm so embarrassed.

278
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Oh, shush, Tree Trunks.

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If I had a penny for every time
someone went crazy,

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hopped up on
magic energy...

281
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I'd be Abraham Lincoln.

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Tree Trunks,
you're okay.

283
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BOTH:
Finn!

284
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I'm okay, too!

285
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Oh, Finn, I was trapped here
for so long,

286
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and all I could think about...

287
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was you and how
you're so nice to me.

288
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And I-I just wanted to say
I think...

289
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you're cute,
and I like you.

290
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Okay, okay. Let's go.

291
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Finn,
when we get home,

292
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it's apple-pie time.

293
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Oh!

294
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[ laughs ]

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♪ Apple pie in the oven

296
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♪ Tell me
you can taste my lovin' ♪

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♪ Come along with me

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♪ And the butterflies and bees

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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

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♪ and do so as we please

301
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♪ Come along with me

302
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♪ to a cliff under a tree

303
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This party is so crazy!