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[ all cheering ]
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[ screeches ]
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♪ Adventure Time
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♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end
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♪ It's Adventure Time
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[ imitates machine
whirring ]
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Hour six of our Ice Kingdom
stakeout.
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Abso-nothing's
going on there.
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And if I do this
hand position...
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my boogers should turn
into smoke bombs.
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Pbht! You sure this tip
is good, Flambo?
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Come on.
You know I'm on the level!
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The Ice King is scheming
to nabs a princess today!
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I swears it!
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Hm.
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Relax, restless-pants.
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A true ninja can sense
the intentions of his enemies.
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Jin!
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[ chuckles ]
Ninjas.
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Ninjas ain't real
for nothin', nohow.
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Whoa, now.
Ninjas are real.
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For, you see...
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♪ Do-do-do!
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...Jake and I are ninjas.
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Yep. Ever since we fished
this ninja manual
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out of a ditch.
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Finn, booty me!
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[ whoosh! ]
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- GUNTER: Wenk.
- Listen!
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Wenk, wenk, wenk.
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Finn, I think I'm gonna
take off my booties.
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I can't flip these pages.
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ICE KING: Ho-ho!
Oh, Gunter, let's go.
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I've got the overnight bag.
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Wenk, wenk!
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It's the Ice King,
all right,
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and he's looking awful
pleased with himself.
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Uh-oh.
If the Ice King's so happy,
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he must have
stolen a princess
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when we weren't looking
somehow.
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That's ninja logic.
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Then we got to --
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Ahem.
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We got to save that
princess.
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You got it, shino-bro.
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Ninja kick.
- Ninja kick.
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Princess? Princess?
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[ sniffing ]
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Princess?
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Princess?!
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Princess?!
Uh...
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No princess here, man.
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No princess?
[ gasps ]
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It's... a trap.
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We're being trapped!
Ninja vanish! Evade, evade!
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Nothing is trapped,
dude.
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We can't find any captured
princesses
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because the Ice King
hasn't captured one yet.
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He's out doing it
right now.
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Are you sure?
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No.
It's only a ninja hunch,
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so we should ninja snoop
for proof.
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Wait, man.
I-I'd feel uncomfortable
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snooping through the Ice King's
personal stuff.
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It feels sort of like...
a violation.
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Gah!
[ gasps ]
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Whoo!
Got the Ice King's diary.
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No, no, no, no, no.
We can't read his private junk.
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And yet we must.
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[ clears throat ]
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"Dear diary, and you better
write me back this time.
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Today, I'm bringing home
a special new cutie."
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There's our proof, man!
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Hmm. All right.
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Let's use our ninja stealth
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and hide until he comes back
with the princess.
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[ whip! ]
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Or we could keep
looking through his stuff --
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you know, for more proof.
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He-he-he!
- No.
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Alls we're gonna do is
lie in wait
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until the Ice King
gets back.
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Then -- boom! -- we catch him
with princess on his hands.
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[ imitates airplane whooshing ]
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Where are we gonna
hide?
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In this filthy hamper!
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[ whistles ]
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[ imitates explosion ]
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Think he's there yet?
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See anything?
- Nah.
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Hey, Finn, I don't want to hide
in the hamper anymore.
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It reeks in here.
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But we're ninjas, and
this is our ninja hideout.
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Nah, man.
My sense of smell is like
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1,000 times better
than yours.
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Also, the hamper's boring.
I'm out.
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Wait!
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I'm out!
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Jake! Get back here!
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[ beep ]
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Hey, wait up!
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Check this out.
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[ beeping ]
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[ both laughing ]
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Weird.
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I wanna draw
something.
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Hey, we gotta leave
no trace.
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Ninjas leave no trace.
- I'll delete it after.
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Hey, come on!
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[ both laugh ]
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[ both gasp ]
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Jake, what have we done?
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Aah!
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BOTH: A secret hidden room
full of ninja stuff!
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[ laughs ]
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Oh, great. A line.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Uh...
I-I think you were
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actually...
ahead of me.
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You know I was.
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[ chuckles ]
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Counter maid, I demand
medicinal attentions...
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preferably those of
a princessy type.
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And are you checking in
as a patient or a cadaver?
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Hey! I'm as healthy
as 10 old men!
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Wenk, wenk.
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Huh? Oh, oh, right.
My penguin.
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He's very, very sick.
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[ groans ]
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So, what time does
your shift end?
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What kind of guy builds
a cave inside of another cave?
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What's this? A spell book?
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Whoo!
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Dude! Leave no trace.
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Ah, it's too late
for that.
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It's not too...
late.
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Whoa!
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What you got there?
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Dude!
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It's a first-edition
ice ninja manual.
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[ gasps ]
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"True ninja passes
no wind.
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He only passes --"
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[ farts ]
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[ spits ]
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I ain't even heard of
these techniques.
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Nuh-nuh-n-numm-nuh...
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numb-chucks.
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Hey, Ice King seems
way into ninjas,
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even more than we are.
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Yeah. So?
Oof!
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So, doesn't that mean
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that ninjas must be
kind of lame?
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Nah, they're still cool,
but Ice King's still lame
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because he hides
his ninja love.
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We wear our ninja
on our sleeve!
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Jake!
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Show me how to do that.
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[ groans ]
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What's taking that
doctor so long?!
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Gunter,
make more noise.
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[ groaning loudly ]
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Yeah, all right, all right.
Don't oversell it, drama queen.
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Dun-dun-dun!
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Pardon the intrusion.
I'm Dr. Princess.
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Yes.
Well, uh...
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Come to Ice King,
Princess.
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Don't worry, sir.
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I specialize in treating
little tuxedo people.
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Just give it to me
straight, doc --
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am I gonna have
to pay for this?
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- Hmm.
- Wenk, wenk.
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Wenk, wenk.
Wenk, wenk.
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Oh, my.
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What can you do for him,
Dr. Princess?
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Without Gunter,
I'll be all alone.
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You see,
I'm a widower.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
How did your wife die?
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Oh, uh, what?
Is that what that means?
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- [ squawks ]
- Whoa, Nellie!
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Something...
medical is happening.
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Wenk!
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Gunter, you're
embarrassing me!
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Frigidtsu Master Finn
summons...
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Dagger of Chilled
Glass.
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Frigidtsu Master Jake
summons...
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Stars of Frozen Rain.
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Get ready to be...
Star-Struck.
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Get ready to be...
Cold-Cut.
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Hyah!
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Kunai Attack!
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Icicle Kick!
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Force of Blizzard!
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Flying Jump!
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What?! Three Jakes?
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That's one too many.
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Caltrop Hailstorm!
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Those Jakes were all fakes!
- Ha!
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Frigidtsu Master Jake
summons...
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Arrow of Ice!
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Hyah!
Rad!
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Oh-oh-oh-oh!
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[ both cheering ]
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[ whistling ]
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It's the Ice King.
Hide!
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♪ Do-do-do-do
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♪ Ay-yoo-hoo-hoo
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Okay, my dear, this enclosure
will be your new home.
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He's got a princess.
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Now we leap out,
catch him red-handed.
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- Hai!
- Snow-blind!
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Thin Ice, Thin Ice,
Thin Ice.
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Once you get used to the smell
of penguin manure,
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it's almost tolerable.
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BOTH:
Hyah!
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Ice King, hand over
that princess!
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BOTH: Hyah!
- Princess? What?
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Jake,
where's the princess?
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Ooh, right.
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What princess?
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The, um, princess
you were just talking to.
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Yeah, the one you just
came back from stealing.
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Wrong-o.
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I was at the hospital,
for it turns out
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Gunter here was
preggers!
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Wenk.
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I was just talking
to the egg.
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It's such a cutie.
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Gunter's a woman?!
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What? No.
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Huh.
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Anyway, get out of my house
or I'll kill you, et cetera.
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I want to take a nap
in my easy chair.
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Aah! What happened
to my recliner?!
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Oh.
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ICE KING:
My skins and tubs!
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[ inhales sharply ]
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You even violated
my secret sanctum?!
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What is wrong with you?
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No princess?
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No. No princess.
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We messed up, Jake.
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We're... violators.
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Yeah, what the heck?
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You think you can just
wreck my house
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and wear my collectibles?
[ growls ]
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Who do you guys
think you are?
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We're... ninjas?
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You're not ninjas.
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You're just a couple
of jerks!
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It's true.
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Ice King, we're gonna
make this right.
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Yeah, do it.
Make it right.
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Start by, uh -- oh, take my bag
over to the cage.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ muffled screaming ]
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Oh, no, no, no!
Not that. Never mind.
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Uh, put that down and go clean
my gym equipment.
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[ muffled screaming ]
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Dr. Princess!
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Oh.
[ chuckles ]
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I have no idea
how that got in there.
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What's going on?
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I'll field that one.
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The Ice King abducted me
while I was distracted
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by the horrifying
beauty of birth.
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Yes. Gunter's ailment was
the perfect cover
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for stealing
a princess M.D.
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I'm not even
a real princess.
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Princess is just a surname.
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Enough!
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You may have uncovered my
princess-smuggling scheme,
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but you'll never leave
this place alive!
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Ha ha!
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A couple of ninjas
like me and Finn
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can only be defeated by
another ninja!
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♪ Do-do-do!
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Ninja!
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BOTH: Ninja!
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What am I...
looking at here, exactly?
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ALL: Ninja!
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So, how's your egg doing?
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Wenk, wenk.
- Oh.
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Wenk, wenk.
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Gunter!
Why didn't you tell me?
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We-we-wenk.
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Oh, Gunter.
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♪ Come along with me
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♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please
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♪ Come along with me
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♪ To a cliff under a tree
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This party is so crazy!