[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure Time
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end
♪ It's Adventure Time
JAKE: You want some more eggs, Beemo?
Yes, please.
How about you, Finny? Need a refill?
I'm pretty full, man, but let me see if I can...
rearrange.
Nope. Can't do it.
I don't know if stomachs work like that, dude.
Sometimes it helps.
Can't argue with that.
Eee, eee! Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahhh.
[ cellphone rings ]
Ohh.
Hello.
Lady, it's gonna be fine.
Mm-hmm.
All right, I love you, too.
Bye.
Lady Rainicorn again?
Yeah, man.
She's worried about introducing me
to her parents at lunch today.
She thinks they're gonna "freak out."
Um... maybe give her parents some treasure?
No way! That's our treasure!
Wait. I've got it, dude!
I'll invite them over early,
"smoove" them over using my personality,
and we'll all be best friends before Lady gets here
so she doesn't have to feel nervous.
It's perfect.
I'll just send them a quick prism-gram.
Mm-hmm.
What's it say?
Hold on.
Still converting the light waves into brain waves.
Aaaah.
They're into it, dude!
Sweet! Let's go powder our noses!
Why's Lady so nervous, anyway?
Well, she didn't really say,
but it might have something to do
with the rainicorn/dog wars.
There were wars between rainicorns and dogs?
Horrifying wars.
For thousands of years, rainicorns battled dogs
over territory in the crystal dimension.
But Lady and I are cool.
Dude! Her parents are probably all full of dog hatred
from the war times!
They're gonna see you're a dog
and forbid Lady from ever hanging out with you again!
[ voice breaking ] Nah. That could never happen.
You didn't think this through enough.
It could happen!
Waaah! I'm a moron!
Don't worry.
I've got a plan that's gonna solve this biz.
Homeys help homeys. Always.
I'm ready to hear your plan, homey.
[ whispering ]
- Ketchup! - Mustard!
BOTH: Red and yellow!
♪ Lady's parents, I say hello ♪
♪ I'm the fellow for your daughter ♪
♪ Please forget the wartime slaughter ♪
♪ Home improvement decorations ♪
♪ Help me impress her relations ♪
FINN: ♪ Sugar bears and rainbow jelly ♪
♪ Spread those colors on my belly ♪
♪ On the floor and up the log ♪
♪ Please don't notice I'm a dog ♪
Ha ha! Yeah! This plan is perfect.
You know, I thought painting ourselves rainbow color
using condiments and stuff from the fridge
so we could pretend to be rainicorns
was a good idea
when you pitched it to me five minutes ago,
but now I'm not so sure, man.
Come on. Trust me, homey!
No, no, no. New plan.
First, we're gonna clean this place up, and then --
[ doorbell buzzing ]
JAKE: [ gasps ] WOMAN: Jake?
Aah!
Let's hide and burn the house down!
[ buzzing continues ]
Hello?
Annyong. Haseyo.
Jake, is that you? - Uh-huh.
- Are you going to let us in? - Yeah.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aah! I can explain! I can explain!
Ohh! He's so handsome!
Oh, Bob!
Our daughter's finally found a handsome rainicorn to love.
You think I'm a rainicorn?
I think we could spot a member of our own species, Jake.
We're not blind.
Well, we are a little blind.
Yes, I guess we are a little blind.
Uh... well, hey, come on in!
It's awesome to finally meet you both.
Your house is very colorful. I like that.
Ha! The plan is working, homey.
Jake, what is that thing that's talking?
Uh... that's, um...
I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.
Everyone do the traditional rainicorn rain dance.
♪ [ singing gibberish ]
Jake, please ask your goblin butler
to stop insulting my heritage.
Uh... yes! Get out of here, goblin!
Go fetch us some rainicorn snacks!
- But -- - Come on, homey. Help me.
Ha! You got it, homey.
Uh, please, c-come upstairs.
My goblin will bring us snacks in a moment.
Thank you, Jake. I'm glad...
the wife and I made the trip from the Crystal dimension.
Yes, we're eager to know more
about the studly young rainicorn
that's dating our daughter. - Ethel.
Well, ask me whatever you like, Ethel, Bob.
I am a little curious about your goblin.
He looks a little odd.
Well, he's actually a human.
Oh, Bob! Our future son-in-law must be filthy rich
to afford a human butler!
Shh.
Thank you, Jake, for being interested in our daughter.
Uh... no problem, Bob.
Oh! Oh!
Let's play some traditional rainicorn games!
Jake, do you know Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Uh... S-Say it again?
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh! [ laughing ]
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
I thought you said Kobloderagut-pbht!
[ chuckles ]
But, aw, man, I love getting down and dirty
with some Klabladapuwama-pbht!
Ha! You all should go first, though.
Mm. Bold move letting your opponent move first, Jake.
I respect that.
Very well.
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh, Bob!
Ha ha! Your turn, Jake!
I --
Snacks! Get your snacks!
Finn!
Dude, I have to show Lady's parents
that I have rainbow powers!
I need homey help.
Hmm. I got a plan, broham.
Just stretch your horn at me,
and I'll take care of the rest.
- You're the best, homey. - Homeys help homeys.
Ha ha!
[ inhales deeply ]
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
[ gasps ]
Very unusual color palette, Jake.
Yes. Subtle.
Whoo! Oh, yeah!
[ breathing heavily ]
Finn?
How about we play some more traditional rainicorn games?
I, uh...
oh, um...
let's do it!
BOTH: Let the games begin!
[ upbeat music plays ]
I'm sorry!
[ both laugh ]
Yo, my bad! I'll get him!
[ panting ]
Ooh. Hey, man. How's it going?
It's going crud cow!
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
But they really like me.
Your plan is working perfectly!
Being poked in the buns and laughed at
was not in my plan!
Not in the plan!
Look, Finn, you know I got your back "forevah,"
but right now, you're the only one who can help me.
Come on, homey.
Homeys help homeys.
[ both laugh ]
Hey, guys! You ready to get this game going again?
Oh, no. We're pooped.
Yeah, we're about ready to break out our picnic basket
and dig in.
Whoa, no. You're my guests.
Let me take care of you.
Homey, help me cook something, please.
Okay.
Thanks, Finn.
Okay. Don't worry about a thing.
Finn'll make a great lunch.
He's a little raw, but he's got great taste.
What? Wow!
So wealthy and so generous!
Oh, I was hoping, but I was afraid to ask.
Whoa.
I can't wait. - Oh, I can't wait.
What? Whoa! Aah!
Jake! I think they want to eat me!
Of course we do!
Jake said you'd make a great lunch.
Jake, come on!
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!
Don't you touch him!
JAKE: Wait! Come on! Stop it, guys!
Come on, y'all! I said stop!
Raaaaaah!
Now, that's enough! Nobody's eating Finn!
He's not my butler, and he's not food!
Finn is my friend!
[ both gasp ]
I'm sorry I let the lies get so far out of hand.
I just got so scared of losing Lady.
But if they hate me, so be it.
No more lies.
[ gasps ]
You're a dog?
Yeah, I just... Oh, look.
I'm sorry about everything. I was --
BOB: Yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!
♪ Today is a happy day
♪ Hip, hip, hooray
♪ Today is the day
♪ This dude is a super guy
♪ Oh, me, oh, my A super guy ♪
♪ We are the lucky ones
♪ Son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪
♪ The lucky, lucky ones
Uh, uh...
[ gasps ] Lady?
[ speaking Korean ]
What did she say?
She says she was worried that they'd freak out...
'cause her parents are bananas for dogs!
J.J. Flip! What the zip?
Yeah.
She says a dog saved her dad in the war.
Wow! That's flippin' awesome.
[ all chomping ]
Finn.
Wha?
Listen, I just want you to know
how sorry we are about trying to eat you.
It's just we thought we'd never get another chance.
We thought humans were extinct.
Oh.
So this isn't human?
Oh, no. This is soy people.
- Oh. - Mmm!
I've never tasted real human before,
but they say you can't even tell the difference.
[ squish! ]
Ew. Soy?
[ chomping ]
Finn, you're delicious!
[ all chomping ]
Oh, man!
♪ Come along with me
♪ And the butterflies and bees
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please
♪ Come along with me
♪ To a cliff under a tree
This party is so crazy!