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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
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LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
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>> Finn: [ WHISTLING ]
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>> Jake: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
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>> Finn: CAREFUL.
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YOU'LL WRECK MY GIFT FOR
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
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>> Jake: WHOOPS.
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HEY, WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO BE,
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ANYWAY?
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>> Finn: IT'S A SCALE MODEL OF
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THE CANDY KINGDOM, MADE OUT OF
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MY SALIVA.
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>> Jake: SO, THIS MEANS YOU
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WANT TO GIVE HER YOUR SPIT, HUH?
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>> Finn: YEP.
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HEY, NO!
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>> Jake: IT'S OKAY, DUDE.
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I TOTALLY GET IT.
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HA HA HA!
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>> Finn: I JUST WANTED TO GIVE
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HER SOMETHING, UH, TO CELEBRATE
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HER SCIENCE...THING.
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>> Jake: YOU MEAN HER...
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SUPER SCIENCE BARBECUE?!
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>> Finn: YOU THINK IT'S SCIENCEY
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ENOUGH FOR HER?
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>> Jake: RELAX. SHE'LL LOVE IT.
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And then she'll love you.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Finn: WHA?!
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>> Jake: HEY, THERE'S BUBBLEGUM.
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HIDE IT BEHIND YOUR BACK, MAN.
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[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
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PRINCESS!
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>> Bubblegum: OH. HI, GUYS.
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JUST GETTING THE GRILL COOKING
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FOR TONIGHT'S BBQ.
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>> Finn: OH.
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>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S THAT YOU
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GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK THERE,
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FINNY?
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>> Finn: OH, I-I MADE YOU
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SOMETHING.
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>> Bubblegum: REALLY?!
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CAN I SCOPE IT?
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>> Finn: YES. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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>> Bubblegum: A'IGHT.
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>> Finn: GET READY TO OPEN YOUR
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EYES?
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>> Bubblegum: AH-CHOO!
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CAN I OPEN MY EYES?
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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NO, WAIT!
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UH, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR LIKE
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THREE MORE HOURS.
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>> Bubblegum: I'M GONNA OPEN MY
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EYES.
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, FINN!
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IT'S PINK! I LOVE PINK!
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OH, THANKS, FINN.
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>> PRINCESS, PRINCESS!
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>> BETTER NOT SAY NOTHING, YOU.
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>> Bubblegum: YES, CHET?
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>> UM, SO, I CALLED
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GRILL-MEISTER FOR THE BBQ, BUT
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PEPPER WON'T GIVE UP THE
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SPATULA.
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>> FINE, FINE.
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YOU CAN HAVE IT...
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WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD,
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DEAD HANDS!
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>> N-O-O-O-O!
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>> Bubblegum: HEY, IF YOU TWO
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AREN'T WATCHING THE GRILL, THEN
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WHO'S WATCHING THE...GRILL?!
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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MEAT!
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DIE, YOU FIRE!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, THAT WAS
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AWESOME.
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>> Finn: OH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THANKS, PRINCESS.
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I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP.
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>> Bubblegum: I SEE.
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YOUR HEROIC BRAIN IS FASCINATING
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IN A SCIENTIFIC WAY.
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MANY SCIENTIFIC MINDS ARE GOING
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TO BE SPEAKING AT MY BARBECUE.
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YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING,
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TOO.
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YOU'LL DO THAT FOR ME, RIGHT?
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>> Finn: ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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>> Bubblegum: THANKS, FINN.
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[ BOTH STRAINING ]
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LISTEN, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
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THIS.
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SEE YOU TONIGHT?
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>> Finn: UH, YEAH.
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[ GASPING ]
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>> Jake: BUDDY, JUST BREATHE
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INTO ME.
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>> Finn: HUH?
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>> Jake: YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE
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A SPEECH TO A BUNCH OF
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BRAINIACS.
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>> Finn: I CAN'T HANG WITH THOSE
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GUYS.
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I'M FULL OF STUPID.
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>> Jake: THEN WE'LL JUST BORROW
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SOME BRAINS BY GOING TO THE
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PLACE WHERE KNOWLEDGE LIVES!
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>> Finn: OH, BRAINTOWN.
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>> Jake: UH, NO, THE LIBRARY.
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>> Finn: THE LIBRARY OF THE
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UNDEAD.
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>> Jake: NO, JUST THE REGULAR
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LIBRARY.
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HEY, FINN, LET'S SPLIT.
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THIS TURNED OUT TO BE BORING.
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>> Finn: BUT I HAVE TO CRAM THIS
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INFO.
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>> Jake: OKAY, OKAY.
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I'LL JUST KEEP READING THIS BOOK
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ABOUT FIGS.
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>> Finn: AND I'LL JUST READ THIS
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BOOK ABOUT PIGS.
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[ POINK! POINK! ]
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[ WARBLE! ]
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[ POINK! ]
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[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
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[ POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK! ]
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[ RHYTHMIC POINKING ]
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>> Jake: HA HA!
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WHATCHA DOING?
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>> Finn: I'M BORED NOW, TOO.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING, CHEERING ]
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>> Shh, HEY!
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THAT'S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE.
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>> Finn: BUT -- BUT WE WERE JUST
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ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT LEARNING.
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HMM.
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SO, IF I CAN'T BOOK-LEARN FOR
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BEANS, WE'LL JUST GET SOME
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SMARTY TO EXPLAIN SCIENTIFIC
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JUNK TO ME.
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>> Jake: YEAH, THEN YOU CAN AT
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LEAST SOUND SMART.
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BUT WHERE YOU GONNA FIND SOMEONE
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LIKE THAT?
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>> Finn: JAKE, WE'RE GOING TO
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COLLEGE.
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>> AND THE GREAT QUESTION
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ENDURES.
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN
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NIETZSCHE'S UBERMENSCH AND
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MANDROID?
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THE ANSWER IS WEREWOLF QUEEN.
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IT'S ALWAYS WEREWOLF QUEEN.
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>> Finn: RAD!
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Finn: JAKE, YOU CAN JUST
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SHRINK YOURSELF DOWN.
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>> Jake: OH, YEAH.
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>> AND WHEN I FINALLY MEET THE
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WEREWOLF QUEEN, SHE WILL TAKE ME
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ON AS HER ROYAL CONSORT, AND WE
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WILL RULE IN BLOOD!
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>> Finn: HEY, TEACH, CAN YOU
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TALK MORE ABOUT SCIENTIFIC, UH,
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STUFF AND THINGS?
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>> WELL, SURE, I COULD...IF THIS
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WASN'T A CLASS ON THEORETICAL
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FIGHT-ONOMICS.
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>> Finn: OH.
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>> ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS CLASS,
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MISTER...
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>> Finn: UH...WORMY...
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WORMY McSQUIRMY.
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>> McSQUIRMY, HUH?
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WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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W. McSQUIRMY. I'M SORRY.
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YES, YOU'RE REGISTERED, AND YOU
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HAVEN'T SHOWN UP FOR A SINGLE
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CLASS.
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[ ALL GASP ]
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>> TRUANCY HURTS US ALL,
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McSQUIRMY.
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>> Finn: HEY! OW!
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PLEASE, WHERE'S YOUR COMPASSION?
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>> LET'S KILL HIM.
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>> All: ASSAIL!
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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>> EXCELSIOR!
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OHH!
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>> AAH!
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
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JAKE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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OW!
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>> AND STAY OUT OF ACADEMIA!
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UGH!
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>> Finn: WELL, THAT'S IT.
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I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS ON HOW TO
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LEARN THIS JUNK.
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>> Jake: OH!
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LET'S JUST SOLVE THIS THING WITH
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MAGIC.
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>> Finn: NO.
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THAT'S THE EASY WAY OUT.
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>> Jake: YEAH.
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IT'S THE EASY WAY OUT.
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>> Finn: OH. OH, YEAH!
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LET'S GO VISIT CHOOSE GOOSE AND
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HIS MAGICAL SHACK.
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>> MAGIC, YOU SAY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Finn: YEAH, CHOOSE GOOSE.
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I NEED MAGIC -- SOME KIND OF
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MIND-ENHANCING MAGIC.
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>> OH, YES, THE QUEST THAT YOU
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ARE ON REQUIRES...
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THE GLASSES OF NERDICON!
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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>> Finn: SO, I JUST PUT THOSE
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ON, AND THEN I'D BE ABLE TO GIVE
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THAT LECTURE.
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AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM WILL
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TOTALLY DIG IT.
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YEAH!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT, C.G.?
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>> LATELY, I'VE BEEN FEELING
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DRAINED.
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I ONLY WISH TO BE ENTERTAINED.
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>> Finn: HMM.
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OH!
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[ SCATTING ]
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>> OH! [ LAUGHS ]
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WELL DONE.
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THE GLASSES YOU HAVE WON!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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EVERYTHING SMALL IS JUST A SMALL
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VERSION OF SOMETHING BIG!
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I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!
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>> Jake: WHOA, BUD, ARE YOU
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OKAY?
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>> Finn: OH, JAKE, I'M BETTER
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THAN OKAY.
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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO IMPRESS
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THE PRINCESS.
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>> Jake: MORE SPIT BUBBLES?
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>> Finn: NO, NO.
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THOSE SPIT BUBBLES WERE AS
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FRAGILE AS MY OLD PERCEPTION OF
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REALITY.
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BUT WAIT.
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MAYBE YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
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I COULD SHOW THE PRINCESS
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BUBBLES THE LIKES OF WHICH NO
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ONE HAS EVER SEEN!
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>> Jake: AND HOW WILL YOU DO
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THAT?
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>> Finn: I'LL START WITH A SOLID
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BULLETED LIST.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Bubblegum: THANKS AGAIN TO
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DR. DEXTROSE FOR SHARING YOUR
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FASCINATING RESEARCH ON THE
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FUTURE OF CUTENESS.
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>> Finn: YES, YES, HOW CHARMING.
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WHAT QUAINT NOTIONS.
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>> [ GRUMBLING ]
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>> Bubblegum: AND NOW FOR A
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SPECIAL GUEST LECTURE BY ONE OF
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OOO'S GREATEST HEROES -- FINN,
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THE HUMAN!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Finn: LADIES AND
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GENTLEMEN...AND PRINCESS, I'M
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HERE TO TALK ABOUT
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MULTIDIMENSIONAL BUBBLES.
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BUT I AM NOT JUST GOING TO TALK
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ABOUT BLOWING BUBBLES.
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I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MINDS.
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>> Bubblegum: HMM?
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>> Finn: THIS IS A BUBBLE BLOWER
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OF MY OWN DESIGN.
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WITH THIS, YOU CAN BLOW BUBBLES
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IN DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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THIS TWO-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE
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CASTS A ONE-DIMENSIONAL SHADOW.
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[ WHIRRING INTENSIFIES ]
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A THREE-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE CASTS
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A TWO-DIMENSIONAL SHADOW.
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[ WHIRRING INTENSIFIES ]
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A FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE
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CASTS A THREE-DIMENSIONAL
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SHADOW.
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IT IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION!
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BEYOND SPACE! BEYOND TIME!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, THAT WOULD
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MEAN YOU'VE CREATED --
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>> Finn: YES, A BLACK HOLE!
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>> Jake: WHOA!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Finn: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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WHOA!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, DO
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SOMETHING!
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>> Finn: IT'S OKAY.
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I'M SURE THE SOLUTION IS ON MY
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BULLETED...LIST!
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DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
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>> Bubblegum: UNDER CONTROL?!
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MY GUESTS ARE TERRIFIED.
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>> Finn: YES!
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AND THEIR BRAINS ARE RELEASING
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ADRENALINE, DOPAMINE, EVEN
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DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE FROM THE
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PINEAL GLAND!
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THIS HAS SERIOUS EDUCATIONAL
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VALUE.
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THANATOPHOBIA AND THIS N.D.E. IS
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GIVING US EUPHORIC ALTERED
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AWARENESS.
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DON'T YOU SEE, PRINCESS?
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WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIE!
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>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE TRYING TO
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KILL US ALL?
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>> Finn: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE
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GREATEST CONFERENCE EVER!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, YOU'VE GONE
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INSANE.
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>> Finn: WHAT?! NO WAY.
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I'M, LIKE, THE SMARTEST GUY IN
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OOO, THANKS TO THESE GLASSES.
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>> Bubblegum: GLASSES?
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FINN, TAKE THOSE OFF.
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YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF.
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>> Finn: BUT --
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>> Bubblegum: PLEASE!
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I NEED THE REAL YOU.
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[ PBHT! ]
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>> Finn: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHOA?!
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>> Bubblegum: YOU BLEW IT, FINN,
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WITH THIS.
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>> Finn: THEN I'LL KILL IT WITH
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THIS.
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>> Bubblegum: BE CAREFUL.
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FINN! LOOK OUT!
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>> Finn: WHA?
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FOURTH DIMENSIONAL!
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JAKE, LET ME GO!
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>> Jake: FINN, DON'T DO ANYTHING
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STUPID!
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>> Finn: I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN.
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I'M ALL ABOUT STUPID.
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YEAH!
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>> Both: FINN!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, MY SCIENCE
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BARBECUE WAS A FIASCO.
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST
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CONFERENCE EVER!
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>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S THIS?
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"MAKE HYPER BUBBLE, CAUSE BLACK
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HOLE, BECOME INSANE, P.B. TAKES
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OFF THE GLASSES, SAVE THE SAY,
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WIN THE HEART OF THE PRINCESS"?
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FINN, YOU KNEW ALL THIS WOULD
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HAPPEN?
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>> Finn: HUH? KNEW WHAT?
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I WROTE THAT LIST WHEN I WAS
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INSANE WITH SMARTNESS.
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[ SMOOCH! ]
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>> Finn: [ GASPING ]
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>> Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
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FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE