[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
>> Finn: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Jake: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
>> Finn: CAREFUL.
YOU'LL WRECK MY GIFT FOR
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> Jake: WHOOPS.
HEY, WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO BE,
ANYWAY?
>> Finn: IT'S A SCALE MODEL OF
THE CANDY KINGDOM, MADE OUT OF
MY SALIVA.
>> Jake: SO, THIS MEANS YOU
WANT TO GIVE HER YOUR SPIT, HUH?
>> Finn: YEP.
HEY, NO!
>> Jake: IT'S OKAY, DUDE.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
HA HA HA!
>> Finn: I JUST WANTED TO GIVE
HER SOMETHING, UH, TO CELEBRATE
HER SCIENCE...THING.
>> Jake: YOU MEAN HER...
SUPER SCIENCE BARBECUE?!
>> Finn: YOU THINK IT'S SCIENCEY
ENOUGH FOR HER?
>> Jake: RELAX. SHE'LL LOVE IT.
And then she'll love you.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: WHA?!
>> Jake: HEY, THERE'S BUBBLEGUM.
HIDE IT BEHIND YOUR BACK, MAN.
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: OH. HI, GUYS.
JUST GETTING THE GRILL COOKING
FOR TONIGHT'S BBQ.
>> Finn: OH.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S THAT YOU
GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK THERE,
FINNY?
>> Finn: OH, I-I MADE YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Bubblegum: REALLY?!
CAN I SCOPE IT?
>> Finn: YES. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
>> Bubblegum: A'IGHT.
>> Finn: GET READY TO OPEN YOUR
EYES?
>> Bubblegum: AH-CHOO!
CAN I OPEN MY EYES?
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
NO, WAIT!
UH, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR LIKE
THREE MORE HOURS.
>> Bubblegum: I'M GONNA OPEN MY
EYES.
[ GASPS ]
OH, FINN!
IT'S PINK! I LOVE PINK!
OH, THANKS, FINN.
>> PRINCESS, PRINCESS!
>> BETTER NOT SAY NOTHING, YOU.
>> Bubblegum: YES, CHET?
>> UM, SO, I CALLED
GRILL-MEISTER FOR THE BBQ, BUT
PEPPER WON'T GIVE UP THE
SPATULA.
>> FINE, FINE.
YOU CAN HAVE IT...
WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD,
DEAD HANDS!
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> Bubblegum: HEY, IF YOU TWO
AREN'T WATCHING THE GRILL, THEN
WHO'S WATCHING THE...GRILL?!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
MEAT!
DIE, YOU FIRE!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, THAT WAS
AWESOME.
>> Finn: OH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, PRINCESS.
I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP.
>> Bubblegum: I SEE.
YOUR HEROIC BRAIN IS FASCINATING
IN A SCIENTIFIC WAY.
MANY SCIENTIFIC MINDS ARE GOING
TO BE SPEAKING AT MY BARBECUE.
YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING,
TOO.
YOU'LL DO THAT FOR ME, RIGHT?
>> Finn: ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>> Bubblegum: THANKS, FINN.
[ BOTH STRAINING ]
LISTEN, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THIS.
SEE YOU TONIGHT?
>> Finn: UH, YEAH.
[ GASPING ]
>> Jake: BUDDY, JUST BREATHE
INTO ME.
>> Finn: HUH?
>> Jake: YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE
A SPEECH TO A BUNCH OF
BRAINIACS.
>> Finn: I CAN'T HANG WITH THOSE
GUYS.
I'M FULL OF STUPID.
>> Jake: THEN WE'LL JUST BORROW
SOME BRAINS BY GOING TO THE
PLACE WHERE KNOWLEDGE LIVES!
>> Finn: OH, BRAINTOWN.
>> Jake: UH, NO, THE LIBRARY.
>> Finn: THE LIBRARY OF THE
UNDEAD.
>> Jake: NO, JUST THE REGULAR
LIBRARY.
HEY, FINN, LET'S SPLIT.
THIS TURNED OUT TO BE BORING.
>> Finn: BUT I HAVE TO CRAM THIS
INFO.
>> Jake: OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL JUST KEEP READING THIS BOOK
ABOUT FIGS.
>> Finn: AND I'LL JUST READ THIS
BOOK ABOUT PIGS.
[ POINK! POINK! ]
[ WARBLE! ]
[ POINK! ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK! ]
[ RHYTHMIC POINKING ]
>> Jake: HA HA!
WHATCHA DOING?
>> Finn: I'M BORED NOW, TOO.
[ BOTH LAUGHING, CHEERING ]
>> Shh, HEY!
THAT'S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE.
>> Finn: BUT -- BUT WE WERE JUST
ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT LEARNING.
HMM.
SO, IF I CAN'T BOOK-LEARN FOR
BEANS, WE'LL JUST GET SOME
SMARTY TO EXPLAIN SCIENTIFIC
JUNK TO ME.
>> Jake: YEAH, THEN YOU CAN AT
LEAST SOUND SMART.
BUT WHERE YOU GONNA FIND SOMEONE
LIKE THAT?
>> Finn: JAKE, WE'RE GOING TO
COLLEGE.
>> AND THE GREAT QUESTION
ENDURES.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN
NIETZSCHE'S UBERMENSCH AND
MANDROID?
THE ANSWER IS WEREWOLF QUEEN.
IT'S ALWAYS WEREWOLF QUEEN.
>> Finn: RAD!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: JAKE, YOU CAN JUST
SHRINK YOURSELF DOWN.
>> Jake: OH, YEAH.
>> AND WHEN I FINALLY MEET THE
WEREWOLF QUEEN, SHE WILL TAKE ME
ON AS HER ROYAL CONSORT, AND WE
WILL RULE IN BLOOD!
>> Finn: HEY, TEACH, CAN YOU
TALK MORE ABOUT SCIENTIFIC, UH,
STUFF AND THINGS?
>> WELL, SURE, I COULD...IF THIS
WASN'T A CLASS ON THEORETICAL
FIGHT-ONOMICS.
>> Finn: OH.
>> ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS CLASS,
MISTER...
>> Finn: UH...WORMY...
WORMY McSQUIRMY.
>> McSQUIRMY, HUH?
WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
W. McSQUIRMY. I'M SORRY.
YES, YOU'RE REGISTERED, AND YOU
HAVEN'T SHOWN UP FOR A SINGLE
CLASS.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> TRUANCY HURTS US ALL,
McSQUIRMY.
>> Finn: HEY! OW!
PLEASE, WHERE'S YOUR COMPASSION?
>> LET'S KILL HIM.
>> All: ASSAIL!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> EXCELSIOR!
OHH!
>> AAH!
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
>> Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
JAKE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
OW!
>> AND STAY OUT OF ACADEMIA!
UGH!
>> Finn: WELL, THAT'S IT.
I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS ON HOW TO
LEARN THIS JUNK.
>> Jake: OH!
LET'S JUST SOLVE THIS THING WITH
MAGIC.
>> Finn: NO.
THAT'S THE EASY WAY OUT.
>> Jake: YEAH.
IT'S THE EASY WAY OUT.
>> Finn: OH. OH, YEAH!
LET'S GO VISIT CHOOSE GOOSE AND
HIS MAGICAL SHACK.
>> MAGIC, YOU SAY?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: YEAH, CHOOSE GOOSE.
I NEED MAGIC -- SOME KIND OF
MIND-ENHANCING MAGIC.
>> OH, YES, THE QUEST THAT YOU
ARE ON REQUIRES...
THE GLASSES OF NERDICON!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Finn: SO, I JUST PUT THOSE
ON, AND THEN I'D BE ABLE TO GIVE
THAT LECTURE.
AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM WILL
TOTALLY DIG IT.
YEAH!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT, C.G.?
>> LATELY, I'VE BEEN FEELING
DRAINED.
I ONLY WISH TO BE ENTERTAINED.
>> Finn: HMM.
OH!
[ SCATTING ]
>> OH! [ LAUGHS ]
WELL DONE.
THE GLASSES YOU HAVE WON!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ GASPS ]
EVERYTHING SMALL IS JUST A SMALL
VERSION OF SOMETHING BIG!
I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!
>> Jake: WHOA, BUD, ARE YOU
OKAY?
>> Finn: OH, JAKE, I'M BETTER
THAN OKAY.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO IMPRESS
THE PRINCESS.
>> Jake: MORE SPIT BUBBLES?
>> Finn: NO, NO.
THOSE SPIT BUBBLES WERE AS
FRAGILE AS MY OLD PERCEPTION OF
REALITY.
BUT WAIT.
MAYBE YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
I COULD SHOW THE PRINCESS
BUBBLES THE LIKES OF WHICH NO
ONE HAS EVER SEEN!
>> Jake: AND HOW WILL YOU DO
THAT?
>> Finn: I'LL START WITH A SOLID
BULLETED LIST.
[ GUNSHOTS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Bubblegum: THANKS AGAIN TO
DR. DEXTROSE FOR SHARING YOUR
FASCINATING RESEARCH ON THE
FUTURE OF CUTENESS.
>> Finn: YES, YES, HOW CHARMING.
WHAT QUAINT NOTIONS.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> Bubblegum: AND NOW FOR A
SPECIAL GUEST LECTURE BY ONE OF
OOO'S GREATEST HEROES -- FINN,
THE HUMAN!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Finn: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN...AND PRINCESS, I'M
HERE TO TALK ABOUT
MULTIDIMENSIONAL BUBBLES.
BUT I AM NOT JUST GOING TO TALK
ABOUT BLOWING BUBBLES.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MINDS.
>> Bubblegum: HMM?
>> Finn: THIS IS A BUBBLE BLOWER
OF MY OWN DESIGN.
WITH THIS, YOU CAN BLOW BUBBLES
IN DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS.
[ WHIRRING ]
THIS TWO-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE
CASTS A ONE-DIMENSIONAL SHADOW.
[ WHIRRING INTENSIFIES ]
A THREE-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE CASTS
A TWO-DIMENSIONAL SHADOW.
[ WHIRRING INTENSIFIES ]
A FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL BUBBLE
CASTS A THREE-DIMENSIONAL
SHADOW.
IT IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION!
BEYOND SPACE! BEYOND TIME!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, THAT WOULD
MEAN YOU'VE CREATED --
>> Finn: YES, A BLACK HOLE!
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
WHOA!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, DO
SOMETHING!
>> Finn: IT'S OKAY.
I'M SURE THE SOLUTION IS ON MY
BULLETED...LIST!
DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
>> Bubblegum: UNDER CONTROL?!
MY GUESTS ARE TERRIFIED.
>> Finn: YES!
AND THEIR BRAINS ARE RELEASING
ADRENALINE, DOPAMINE, EVEN
DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE FROM THE
PINEAL GLAND!
THIS HAS SERIOUS EDUCATIONAL
VALUE.
THANATOPHOBIA AND THIS N.D.E. IS
GIVING US EUPHORIC ALTERED
AWARENESS.
DON'T YOU SEE, PRINCESS?
WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIE!
>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE TRYING TO
KILL US ALL?
>> Finn: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE
GREATEST CONFERENCE EVER!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, YOU'VE GONE
INSANE.
>> Finn: WHAT?! NO WAY.
I'M, LIKE, THE SMARTEST GUY IN
OOO, THANKS TO THESE GLASSES.
>> Bubblegum: GLASSES?
FINN, TAKE THOSE OFF.
YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF.
>> Finn: BUT --
>> Bubblegum: PLEASE!
I NEED THE REAL YOU.
[ PBHT! ]
>> Finn: WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHOA?!
>> Bubblegum: YOU BLEW IT, FINN,
WITH THIS.
>> Finn: THEN I'LL KILL IT WITH
THIS.
>> Bubblegum: BE CAREFUL.
FINN! LOOK OUT!
>> Finn: WHA?
FOURTH DIMENSIONAL!
JAKE, LET ME GO!
>> Jake: FINN, DON'T DO ANYTHING
STUPID!
>> Finn: I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN.
I'M ALL ABOUT STUPID.
YEAH!
>> Both: FINN!
>> Bubblegum: FINN, MY SCIENCE
BARBECUE WAS A FIASCO.
[ SOBBING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST
CONFERENCE EVER!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S THIS?
"MAKE HYPER BUBBLE, CAUSE BLACK
HOLE, BECOME INSANE, P.B. TAKES
OFF THE GLASSES, SAVE THE SAY,
WIN THE HEART OF THE PRINCESS"?
FINN, YOU KNEW ALL THIS WOULD
HAPPEN?
>> Finn: HUH? KNEW WHAT?
I WROTE THAT LIST WHEN I WAS
INSANE WITH SMARTNESS.
[ SMOOCH! ]
>> Finn: [ GASPING ]
>> Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE