[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure time
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
♪ and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end
♪ It's Adventure Time
[ wind whistling ]
Man, I still can't believe
Marceline is 1,000 years old
and has never seen "Heat Signature."
This movie is gonna blow their minds!
[ both panting ]
Marceline!
We've brought "Heat Signature"!
Woot-woot!
Whoo!
Hey, so I want you all to meet Finn and Jake.
They aren't completely lame.
What up?
Guys, this is Wendy...
Hey.
...Boo boo...
Hello.
...and Georgy.
Hey.
We used to be in a gang together
back in the underworld.
Hmm!
Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
Hope y'all like getting your minds blown,
'cause it's showtime!
[ crunch! ]
Ugh!
What is wrong with this couch?!
Man, that made my teeth hurt!
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I didn't really ever sit on there.
I just float usually.
We kind of all do.
Ohh, what?!
Man, no fair!
Yeah, well, too bad you're not vampires.
So, anyways, I --
Wait!
Hold on just a second.
[ whispers ]
BOTH: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Marceline, we insist you turn us into vampires.
Or ghosts, or whatever -- we just want to fly.
All right, all right. Fine.
BOTH: Yes!
Come on, Marceline!
You're gonna turn these goofballs?
[ laughs ]
Don't worry.
I've got something way more fun in mind.
[ whispering ]
[ whack! ]
[ panting ]
Okay, Marceline.
We're ready now.
Okay. Hold that thought.
[ chuckles ]
I'm gonna perform the biting ritual.
You guys, close your eyes,
and don't open them until I say so.
If you do, your heads will explode!
Okay, Finn. You first.
[ hissing ]
[ breathing heavily ]
Bite!
[ squeals ]
Chomp!
[ grunts ]
[ stifled laughter ]
Boop, boop.
Okeydokey. All done.
How do you guys feel?
Pretty much...
The same.
My neck sort of hurts.
Don't you feel a little hungry...
for blood?
[ grunting ]
I... I felt it!
Jake, do you feel it?
Yeah, I could go for some blood.
[ gasps ]
Oh, no!
Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now
for all eternity!
[ gasps ]
Yeah!
What if we turn evil?!
I'll have to start wearing cologne!
Relax, guys.
You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing.
Look.
[ slu-u-u-u-u-u-u-rp! ]
You just eat the color.
Here, Jake. You try.
Ahh!
Aah! Come on!
Sorry, bro.
[ slu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-rp! ]
Oh, snap!
I feel... stronger.
[ squish! ]
Whoa.
Marceline, can we float now?
Mm, not yet.
That's a really advanced power.
First, you got to go through vampire orientation.
[ laughs ]
Think you chumps can handle it?
[ gasps ]
BOTH: ♪ Oh, baby!
♪ Yeah, baby!
♪ Baby, baby, baby, yeah!
♪ Baby, yeah, yeah!
[ insects chirping ]
Okay, guys. The first phase of vampire
orientation is learning...
[ crunch! ]
[ gulps ]
...invisibility!
[ chuckles ]
Ah, hey!
[ laughs ]
[ smack! thud! ]
[ thud! ]
You ready for the power of...
invisibility?
With all my heart!
Good.
Now, spin!
[ thud! ]
[ laughs ]
Give it a whirl, Jake!
Now chant, "Invisible! Invisible!"
BOTH: Invisible! Invisible!
Oof!
[ groaning ]
Yep. It worked.
[ both gasp ]
We're invisible!
Ugh!
You're invisible!
Hey, then how come we can see each other?
Because you guys became vampires at the same time,
so you're forever linked.
BOTH: Aw, yeah!
[ laughing ]
[ laughs ]
Marceline...
you're friends with some real morons.
Oh, my god, Melissa.
Ever since Clara stopped eating meat,
her skin looks so good!
I mean, she still looks fat,
but, like, I can't say that junk to her face.
Wow!
LSP's a hobo!
Let's mess with her.
I'm doing so awesome on my own.
Like, right now, I found this can of beans.
BOTH: Who-o-o-o-o-o-!
Finn? Jake!
Put down my stuff!
[ gasps ]
She knows it's us!
She must recognize our voices!
Let's disguise them!
[ clatter! ]
We're in-vee-see-beel!
Melissa! I have to go!
They got into my toilet paper!
Melissa, I have to go!
[ beep ]
[ soft laughter ]
Give it back, you guys!
Whee!
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Jake!
[ grunting ]
[ bang! ]
[ slowed ] N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[ boom! ]
[ normal voice ] My beans!
Aah!
[ thud! ]
[ laughter ]
Time to join in on the fun!
You guys... ruined everything!
I'm gonna kill you!
But we're undead.
[ shing! ]
[ gasps ]
[ rapid gasping ]
[ thud! ]
Geez, we really scared her.
[ both gasp ]
Nice vampire scare, guys.
Thanks.
Yeah...
Pretty good, fellas.
[ all chuckle ]
Yeah.
You guys ready...
for the next vampire lesson?
[ pop! pop! pop! ]
You know we are!
Good!
[ whack! ]
Ow! Ugh!
W-What's the point of this lesson?!
Kick 'em harder!
Ugh!
Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body!
It hurts!
Oof!
Okay, everyone.
Stop the toughness lesson!
W-What?
Finn, Jake, you guys okay?
[ coughs ]
We're okay.
[ sniffs ]
It's all worth it.
See? They're fine.
When did you go all soft?
You used to like teaching people about kicks.
Hey, guys.
I think you're ready to learn how to float.
All you have to do is jump off that ledge.
[ strained ] Cool.
[ gasps ]
W-Wait!
There's more beginner lessons
you need to learn before floating!
Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk!
See? Spo-o-o-o-o-o-oky!
Whoo!
[ chuckles ]
No, way!
We want to fly!
[ whoosh! ]
[ growls ]
[ whoosh! ]
You guys, stop right now!
Marceline, chill out.
It's going to be okay.
We've got a plan.
Now, get in your flying positions.
[ whoosh! ]
BOTH: Vampires forever!
Whoo!
What are you guys waiting for?
Y-You said you had a plan.
We do.
It's to let them die.
[ laughter ]
[ roars ]
[ whoosh! ]
Wee-wha-whoo!
Oh, yeah!
Oof!
Whoo!
Awesome!
[ whoosh! zoom! ]
[ thud! ]
BOTH: We did it!
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
Way to go, Marceline.
Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends!
They got to die someday.
Hey!
Let's invite them to our place.
When they show up...
ALL: We'll suck their guts out through their brains!
Did you see us?!
Yeah, you guys were pretty amazing.
Hey, we're gonna throw a party...
in honor of your new vampire skills.
Holy snaps! That's awesome!
They're lying to you guys.
They just want to suck the guts
out of the top of your head.
ALL: What?!
She's just jealous of you.
We'll see you at midnight at our place.
Guys, promise me you're not going to that party.
We're not gonna go.
You're not?
Nah.
I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day.
We're just gonna chill.
Oh. Okay.
Well, we're going back home.
Peace.
Number 25 blood drive.
[ squeak! ]
Hey, guys! We're here!
Wow! Look at you guys!
That's awesome!
[ squeak! slam! ]
[ chanting eerily ]
Um...
[ pop! squeak! suck! suck! ]
Hyah!
Georgy, what's wrong?!
Jake, what's happening?!
I think they're testing our vampire ability!
Oh, sweet.
Vampire kick!
Ugh!
[ squish! ]
Aw, come on!
Will you knock it off already?
You know you're not even real vampires.
Psh!
Then why am I flying, Wendy?
Oh.
[ crack! ]
Whoa!
[ crash! ]
Yo, man.
I think Marceline tricked us.
Yeah.
Vampire kick!
Finn, Jake...
[ panting ]
...I'm so sorry I got you into this.
I should have never pranked you so perfectly.
It's okay.
You're here now to beat up those ghosts and save us.
Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts.
It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing.
I just came to apologize.
Aw, man!
[ pop! pop! suck! suck! ]
I can't believe we're gonna die
just 'cause we wanted to be comfortable
watching "heat signature."
[ squish! thud! ]
Uh, did you guys say...
"Heat Signature"?
Have you located the enemy's heat signature, private?
Yes, sir.
But I also noticed something... strange,
something I-I -- I can't explain.
Well, spit it out, man!
I-I...
I can't seem to locate our heat signature!
ALL: Oh!
[ groans ]
This stinkups mega bam-bam to the j-stop!
Can we just go back to the brain eating, or whatever?
Mm-hmm, after the movie.
But can't we just --
ALL: Shh!
Shut!
[ warble! ]
Look out, commander!
Aah! My heat signature!
♪ Come along with me
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please
♪ Come along with me
♪ To a cliff under a tree
This party is so crazy!