[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
AHH.
[ MUNCHING ]
Ice King: [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
Good morning, Breakfast Princesses.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
MMM!
[ HUMMING ]
Ice King: Oh.
HUH?!
Ice King: OH.
SIS, GIVE ME THE PHONE.
[ Dialing ]
[ Ringing ]
OH, HEY, FINN.
I'VE GOT ANOTHER ICE KING SITUATION HERE.
OH, YEAH?
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
THANKS.
[ SLAM! ]
Finn: ICE KING!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE WARNED YOU ABOUT USING LOVE POTION?
Ice King: THAT'S WHY I'M USING HONEY.
Jake: MAN, WHO CARES IF IT'S HONEY?
YOU STINK ANYWAYS.
Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, YOU STINK SO MUCH, I'M GONNA GROUND YOU FOR A WEEK.
Ice King: WHAT?!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Finn: YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Ice King: YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Finn: THREE WEEKS.
Jake: OH, SNAPS!
Ice King: WHY?!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Finn: FOUR WEEKS?
Ice King: [ GROANS ]
FINE!
BUT I'M ONLY GONNA DO IT FOR A WEEK!
Finn: THAT JUST GROUNDED YOU FOR FOUR WEEKS.
Jake: OH, DANG!
Ice King: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE PEACE SIGN?!
Jake: OH.
NO, I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MANY WEEKS YOU GOT.
Finn: GET OUT OF HERE, BUBBLE BUTT!
Ice King: [ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Jake: AWESOME.
Ice King: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE GROUNDED, NOT ME!
OOH!
I'M SO MAD I COULD JUST HIT THEM!
IF ONLY I COULD HIT THEM WITHOUT LEAVING THE CASTLE.
[ CLINK! CLINK! CLINK! CLINK! ]
"H...I...T...
M...A...N..."
OOH!
PERFECT.
"DEAR, MR. SCORCHER.
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO HIT TWO PEOPLE.
NEAT NAME, BY THE WAY.
LOVE, THE ICE KING."
[ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
WHOA, YOU ARE FAST!
AND QUIET.
AND VERY GOOD AT DRAMATIC SILENCE.
I LIKE IT.
RIGHT!
SO, HOW DO WE DO THIS?
UH, WE SHAKE HANDS, OR -- AAH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
OH-HO!
PAPERWORK.
"FINN AND JAKE."
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ HISS! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOOSH!
AHA. THERE HE IS.
HUH? WHAT'S HE DOING?
WHAT THE...
I HIRED A HITMAN, NOT A FIREMAN!
[ GROANS ]
Jake: DUDE, YOU SEE MY MASTERPIECE COMING TOGETHER,
RIGHT?
Finn: MINE'S WHACK.
Jake: WELL, PUT SOME MEAT IN THERE.
Finn: HUH.
WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS THAT?
Jake: THAT'S MEAT MAN'S MEAT.
Finn: DO YOU THINK IT HURTS MEAT MAN WHEN HE GIVES US
HIS MEAT?
Jake: I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T READ HIS MIND.
Ice King: PHOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Jake: NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Ice King: YOU GUYS, I --
Finn: WHAT DO YOU THINK "GROUNDED" MEANS?!
Jake: IT'S WASTED, MAN!
Finn: OH, GREAT!
NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY BUDDY?!
SO HELP ME, ICE KING!
Ice King: OKAY, OKAY.
GHAL!
[ WHOOSH! ]
Finn: IT'S ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
WE CAN MAKE ANOTHER.
Ice King: SHEESH, THIS SCORCHER GUY'S GOT SOME WEIRD
IDEAS ABOUT HITTING.
HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT'S THAT?
I ALREADY SIGNED THAT.
[ SMACK! ]
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO HIT THEM, NOT BURN THEM ALIVE,
YOU BIG DUMMY!
GHAL!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL THEM!
LUCKY FOR THEM, I STOPPED THE FIRE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE BURNED ALIVE?!
YOUR EYEBALLS EXPLODE!
BLAH!
HEY, WHA?
[ BOTH SNORING ]
Finn: PUNCH, PUNCH. PUNCH.
Jake: RAINICORN, DON'T EAT HIM.
[ SNORES ]
[ HISS! ]
Finn: [ WHEEZING ]
Jake: [ WHEEZING ]
Ice King: [ GASPS ]
ICE WINDS, BLOW!
BLO-O-O-O-O-O-O-W!
BLO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-W!
Jake: MEAT MAN...
[ SNORES ]
MEAT MAN, I'M SORRY, MEAT MAN.
I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT, MAN.
[ SNORES ]
Ice King: FINN AND JAKE, I AM JUST A DREAM!
I WAS NEVER HERE.
OKAY, MISTER, YOU ARE REALLY TRYING MY PATIENCE!
HOW CLEAR CAN I BE?!
ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS HIT THEM --
ON THE SHOULDER, OR SOMETHING.
[ GRUNTS ]
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
OH, I GET IT.
HERE'S DOUBLE THE GREASE TO NOT KILL FINN AND JAKE.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
YOU TRYING TO HUSTLE ME, SCORCHER?
OKAY. I'LL PLAY THIS GAME.
HOW ABOUT THIS PRIZE PIECE FOR YOUR PAD?
♪ I WANNA LIVE, LIVE, LIVE ♪
Ice King: NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
HUH. OKAY.
HOW ABOUT THESE BAD BOYS --
NIGHT VISION X-RAY GOGGLES FOR WHEN YOU HAVE A LADY HOUSEGUEST?
AW! COME ON!
AT LEAST RENEGOTIATE THE TARGET!
YOU CAN DESTROY MY LEAST FAVORITE PRINCESSES.
WHAT ABOUT LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS?
[ WHOOSH! ]
GHOST PRINCESS?
I CAN'T EVEN HOLD HER WITH MY LOVE MITTS.
AW, GEEZ!
UH...
[ WHOOSH! ]
HUH.
OH!
A-A LEG CRAMP, IN MY LEG!
OW, OW!
O-OH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OW! OW!
[ SIGHS ]
THINK, BABY. COME ON.
AH!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE HITMAN, RIGHT?
THERE'S GOT TO BE A --
AH!
"BLASTRONAUT -- #1 SOLUTION FOR ALL HITMAN PROBLEMS."
SHEESH! $99.95?!
THAT'S NUTS!
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
"SCOR...CHER."
[ BEEPING ]
[ BOOM! ]
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]
Sweet!
[ WHOOSH! BOOM! ]
NO!
COME BACK, YOU WUSSY!
OOH, THAT WAS WEIRD.
[ WHOOSH! ]
WAS THAT YOUR FRIEND, OR SOMETHING?
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
LOOK! A SUPERMODEL!
LOOK! A HOVERBOARD!
LOOK! THE APOCALYPSE!
SOMEONE GOT HIT IN THE BOINGLOINGS.
HIT IN THE BOINGLOINGS!
BOINGLOINGS! BOINGLOINGS!
SOMEBODY GOT HIT IN THEM.
PEACE OUT!
[ CRA-A-A-A-A-CK! ]
OH!
FREAKIN' BUTT!
BUTT, BUTT, BUTT!
Jake: HEY, FINN, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?
Finn: [ Yawning ] I'M TRYING.
Jake: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MEAT MAN.
Finn: OH, YEAH?
Jake: I THINK I'M GONNA STOP EATING MEAT MAN.
AAH! OH!
Finn: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Ice King: I KNOW, BUT SHUSH!
Jake: [ SLURPS ]
Ice King: [ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
OKAY.
I HIRED A GUY TO KILL YOU BY ACCIDENT.
Both: WHAT?!
Ice King: I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA JUST HIT YOU IN THE GUT
AND MAKE YOU SPIT UP YOUR LUNCH.
WELL, I FROZE HIM IN ICE, BUT I THINK HE'S FREE NOW,
'CAUSE HE'S MADE OUT OF FIRE ...OR HE COMMANDS FIRE, MAYBE?
Jake: GOOD JOB.
GOOD JOB, THE ICE KING.
[ BOOM! ]
Finn: OH, MY LIFE!
Jake: AAH!
HYAH!
[ SPLASH! SIZZLE! ]
COME ON, MAN!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[ HISS! ]
Finn: JAKE, DO SOMETHING!
HE'S GETTING CLOSE!
Jake: YAH!
Finn: GO FASTER, MAN!
Jake: [ PANTING ]
OOF!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
Finn: [ GROANS ]
[ THUD! ]
Ice King: YOU ALIVE?
Jake: UH, I THINK SO.
Ice King: WHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ THUD! ]
Jake: UH, HEY, GUYS?
I DON'T THINK THIS ICE DOME IS GONNA LAST LONG.
Finn: WHAT DO WE DO?
Ice King: HMM.
MM-HMM. HM.
OOH! GOT IT!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS.
Jake: HEY, I'LL KILL YOU!
Ice King: NO, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO!
I WON'T ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
I'M JUST GONNA LOWER YOUR BODY TEMPERATURES SO YOU SEEM DEAD.
AND AFTER WE FOOL THAT FOOL OUTSIDE, I'LL WARM YOU UP --
GOOD AS NEW.
Jake: NO WAY, MAN!
YOU ALREADY MESSED UP ENOUGH STUFF!
YOU'LL PROBABLY KILL US, TOO!
Finn: YEAH!
WE DON'T TRUST YOU!
Ice King: ZAP!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
STOP!
TIME OUT!
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
LOOK! THEY'RE DEAD!
I KILLED THEM MYSELF!
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
THEY'RE DEAD. NO PULSES.
[ GROWLS SOFTLY ]
Ice King: SO, UH, LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN GO HOME NOW.
[ WHOOSH! ]
AAH!
OH, YEAH.
O-OF COURSE.
THERE.
[ WHOOSH! ]
OH, GLAD ALL THAT'S OVER.
[ WHISTLING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SIGHS ]
HEY, GUYS, GUESS WHAT.
YOU'RE GROUNDED... UNDERNEATH MY BUTT!
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE
This party is so crazy!