[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Bubblegum: FINN! FINN!
FINN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I NEED YOU TO TRY THIS.
>> Finn: I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> Jake: WHAT'S THE STATUS?
>> Finn: GOOD, MAN.
>> Jake: NICE.
SEAL THE DEAL, BRO.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
OKAY, MAN. WHATEVS.
>> Jake: YOU CAN DO IT!
YOU HEAR ME? I'M PLAYIN' BEEMO.
CALL ME LATER. BYE.
>> HOW'S FINN'S DATE?
>> Jake: I THINK IT'S GOIN'
GOOD.
>> UNLIKE YOUR GAME, BOY-EEEE.
>> Jake: WHERE'S THE KEY TO THE
TOWER, BEEMO?!
TELL ME!
AAAAH!
>> Finn: OKAY, FINN.
SHE'S 13. YOU'RE 13.
JUST HAVE FUN.
BE YOURSELF.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
WHAT'S THAT?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF
18 AGAIN?
>> Bubblegum: NAH.
THIS IS AN INSTANT BATH SERUM.
IT MAKES YOU SWEAT CLEANING
AGENTS.
>> Finn: I DON'T BATHE.
I WANT THAT.
[ SCREAMING ]
HOT!
SO SPICE! SO SPICE!
>> Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU SO SPICE!
>> ♪ BWAA BWAA BWAA BWAA ♪
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE
EARL OF LEMONGRAB!
>> [ GRUNTS ] AAH!
OOOH!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> THIS CASTLE IS IN
UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION!
UNACCEPTABLE!
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> 30 DAYS IN THE DUNGEON!
>> FOR WHO?
>> EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM.
AAH!
>> Bubblegum: WAIT! WAIT!
YOU CAN'T GIVE ORDERS LIKE THAT!
I'M IN CHARGE HERE, LEMONGRAB!
>> TOO YOUNG!
TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE KINGDOM!
>> Finn: WATCH YOUR MANNERS WITH
THE PRINCESS!
>> HOOOOOOOOO!
>> Finn: WHAT THE HUH?
>> MM...
I AM NEXT IN LINE TO THE THRONE,
SO I WILL BE IN CHARGE UNTIL
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM TURNS 18
AGAIN!
>> Finn: THAT'S BUNK!
RIGHT, PREEBOS?
>> Bubblegum: NO.
HE IS RIGHTFUL RULER UNDER
KINGDOM LAW.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
I CREATED LEMONGRAB.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
HE WAS THE FIRST ONE OF MY
EXPERIMENTS GONE WRONG.
>> NYAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubblegum: [ GASPS ]
AND NOW THAT I'M YOUNGER THAN
HIM, HE INHERITS THE RIGHT TO
CONTROL THE THRONE.
>> IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE
TAKING A NAP.
AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP, OR
DUNGEON!
THREE HOURS DUNGEON!
>> WHO ARE YOU TALKIN' TO?
[ ALL GASP ]
>> THREE HOURS DUNGEON!
>> NOOOOO!
>> Finn: WE'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW
HOURS.
OKAY, STARCHY?
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
IF STARCHY SURVIVES THAT LONG.
>> Bubblegum: FINN, THIS IS DIRT
BALLS!
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO
MAKE HIM LEAVE!
>> Finn: YEAH!
LIKE PRANKING HIM UP HIS FACE!
>> Bubblegum: YEAH!
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT PRANK!
COME ON, FINN.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ CLOCK RINGS, BIRD SQUAWKS ]
>> HUH?
"YOU...
REALLY...
SMELL...
LIKE...
DOG BUNS"?
[ SCREAMS ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
THIS IS EVERYONE, THEN?
>> YES. ALL THE CASTLE STAFF.
>> SO WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?
WHO DID THE THING?!
>> THE THING?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
THE THING! THE THING!
>> HEY, MAN! CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST A PRANK, MAN.
FOR LAUGHS.
>> PRANK? FOR LAUGHS?
YES, OF COURSE.
JUST A HARMLESS PRANK...
FOR LAUGHS.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA...
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> 12 YEARS DUNGEON, ALL OF
YOU -- DUNGEON.
SEVEN YEARS, NO TRIALS.
[ CROWD GROANING ]
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T THINK THAT WORKED OUT
TOO MATH, FINN.
>> Finn: WHAT? NO, NO.
HE JUST NEEDS SOME MORE
PRANK-INS TO FINISH THE JOB.
HE'LL LEAVE THE KINGDOM.
LET'S TRY IT MY WAY THIS TIME,
OKAY?
>> Bubblegum: OKAY.
[ BOTH BABBLING SPOOKILY ]
>> OOH!
[ COUGHING, GROANING ]
HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD ONE!
[ COUGHS ]
KEEP 'EM COMING!
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
HO HA!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Finn: I GOT A NEW PLAN!
>> Bubblegum: OH, YEAH? WHAT?
>> Finn: WE'LL WORK TOGETHER AND
USE THAT SERUM YOU MADE, THE ONE
THAT WAS "AH! SO SPICE!" AND
SPICE-BOMB HIM NONSTOP TILL HIS
BUTT FALLS OUT.
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
>> THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME
FROM THE DUNGEON EARLY,
MASTER LEMONGRAB.
>> I DETERMINE WHAT IS EARLY AND
WHAT IS LATE, MR. PEPPERMINT.
>> YES, YOUR EARLNESS.
>> ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE FOOD
COMES FROM.
>> MY LORD, FOOD COMES FROM
MA--
>> NO! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! NO!
THAT IS WHY I AM ROYAL AND YOU
ARE SERVILE!
>> Finn: YOU READY TO POUR THE
STUFF?
>> Bubblegum: YEAH.
I MADE IT SUPER HOT THIS TIME.
>> Finn: WAIT TILL HE OPENS THE
LID.
>> BEHOLD, A PLATE OF MASHED
CARROTS, FLAVOR--
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubblegum: SHOOT!
>> Finn: SHH.
>> STOP SCREAMING!
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
>> BECAUSE I'M EXCITED BY THIS
MEAL I MADE!
>> ME, TOO. I'M EXCITED, TOO.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Both: WHOA!
>> HE'S EATING THE DIRT.
SPICE IT NOW!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
APPLE!
OH!
>> OOH!
>> [ GULPS ]
MMM!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Bubblegum: OOP.
>> [ SIGHS ]
MMM!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> Finn: HMM.
MAYBE IF WE SET HIS BUTT ON
FIRE?
>> Bubblegum: NO, FINN.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO
IT.
IF I CHANGE MYSELF BACK TO MY
REAL AGE, I CAN RECLAIM THE
THRONE.
>> Finn: WHAT?! NO!
I MEAN, UH, YOU CAN DO THAT?
THEN WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG?
>> Bubblegum: BECAUSE BEING 13
AGAIN IS BLOOBALOOBY!
>> Finn: HMM?
>> Bubblegum: WHILE BEING 18 IS
ALL PLOPDUMPS AND WAGGLE-SAGS.
I NEVER REALLY GET TO ACT LIKE A
KID.
BUT IT'S OKAY, REALLY.
MY PEOPLE NEED ME, AND THAT
COMES FIRST.
>> Finn: YEAH.
>> Bubblegum: THE FIRST THING WE
NEED IS MORE CANDYFLESH TO
INCREASE MY BIOMASS.
BUT I NEED MY LAB EQUIPMENT TO
ENGINEER IT.
>> NOT NECESSARILY, M'LADY.
>> Bubblegum: [ GASPS ]
OH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU ALL!
OKAY.
NEXT WE NEED A BONDING AGENT.
>> Finn: PRINCESS, I THINK I CAN
HELP.
FINISHED!
>> Bubblegum: THERE'S ONE LAST
THING WE NEED.
ONLY THE HEAT FROM A WHOPPING
LOVE-HUG CAN CATALYZE THE
RE-AGIFYING PROCESS.
>> Finn: ARE YOU READY,
PRINCESS?
>> Bubblegum: YES, FINN, BUT
FIRST, I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW
MUCH FUN I'VE HAD HANGING OUT
WITH YOU.
>> Finn: ME TOO!
>> Bubblegum: AND I...
I WISH I COULD STAY LIKE THIS
WITH YOU, BUT...
>> Finn: I...
I KNOW, PRINCESS.
>> Bubblegum: 'SCUSE ME, FINN.
YO, EARL!
>> WHAT?!
HEY! YOU'RE FIRED! YA BUTT!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Bubblegum: I'M SO GLAD
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP, FINN.
>> Finn: OH! YOU'RE WELCOME.
BUT, UM...
>> Bubblegum: WHAT IS IT, FINN?
>> Finn: WELL, DO YOU, UH...
DO YOU WANT TO HUG SOME MORE?
>> Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ] WHAT?
FINN, YOU SILLY.
THAT WAS LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO.
YOU REALLY GOT TO MOVE ON.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH. YEAH. SORRY.
>> Bubblegum: SUCH A SILLY BOY.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO.
>> Jake: HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S THE STATUS?
>> Finn: BAD NEWS, MAN.
I...
I GOT DUMPED.
>> Jake: AW, I'M SORRY, FINN.
BUT LOOK, MAN, LET ME SHARE WITH
YOU A LITTLE SECRET ON HOW TO
WIN THE HEART OF A PRINCESS.
IT'S NOT EASY, BUT YOU HAVE TO
BE PERSISTENT.
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEFEAT A DEMON
LORD AND WARP THROUGH SEVERAL
WORLDS, BUT ONCE YOU DO, YOU
WALK UP THE WIZARD STAIRS AND
PRODUCE YOUR MAGIC KEY YOU GOT
IN THE WATER WORLD AND UNLOCK
THE CHAMBER DOOR.
THEN WALK RIGHT UP TO THE
PRINCESS AND YOU GIVE HER A
SMOOCH.
[ BEEP ]
YES!
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
THANKS, JAKE.
>> Jake: MM-HMM.
[ BEEP ]
>> Finn: GO UP THE WIZARD
STEPS...
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪