[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH CAKE THE CAT
AND FIONA THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME
[ BEEPS, RHYTHMIC BEAT PLAYS ]
♪ WE'RE FUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH ♪
♪ FINN AND JAKE
♪ WE'LL MUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH ♪
♪ MAKE-A YOU, MAKE...
Both: ♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU CRY
♪ YOUR MAMA LIES
♪ JAKE LIKES PIES
♪ I'M A GUY WHO'LL STICK MY STICK INTO YOUR EYE ♪
♪ AND YOU'LL SAY WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY? ♪
Both: ♪ WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?
PIZZA!
[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
SIR! MY SIR!
HMM?
A MESSAGE FROM THEIR MAJESTIES.
KING AND QUEEN LUMPY SPACE!
WE CAN'T FIND OUR BABY GIRL!
OH!
SHE'S BEEN MISSING FOR DAYS!
[ BOTH SOBBING ]
WHOA! STOP YOUR CRYING, YOU TWO.
WE'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR DAUGHTER.
WE'LL FIND HER USING JAKE'S MUSCLES.
Dude, show off your muscles.
WHOO!
NO MORE TEARS, BOOBLEE BEAR.
PLEASE, TAKE HER THESE SANDWICHES WE MADE.
SHE LOVES THESE SANDWICHES.
THANK YOU, BOYS!
WHOO!
DUDE, I KNOW WHERE
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS IS.
SHE'S IN THE WOODS EATING BEANS.
MM-HMM.
THIS IS GONNA BE EASY AS...
UH...
MM...
EASY AS CHILDBIRTH.
YEAH, OKAY.
OH!
AAH! OOF!
PLEASE! PLEASE, HELP ME.
A MONSTER IS TERRORIZING OUR VILLAGE AND HAS EATEN UP ALL
THE CROPS!
WHY WERE YOU UP HERE IN THIS TREE?
I THOUGHT I SAW SOME FOOD,
AND I WAS HIDING FROM THE MONSTER...
[ GROANS ]
YOU MUST HELP.
HMM. I GUESS WE CAN
HELP THIS GUY REAL QUICK AND THEN GET BACK TO L.S.P.
WHERE'S YOUR VILLAGE?
UM...
I DON'T REMEMBER.
HOWARD REMEMBERS.
HEY!
IT'S HOWARD!
HOWARD!
YOU REMEMBER WHERE THE VILLAGE IS?!
YEAH, I MARKED IT ON THE MAP, BUT, UH ...IT'S ONLY HALF --
[ BRANCH CRACKS ]
WELL, WE'RE ALL READY.
WE CAN'T LEAVE YET.
[ BRANCH CRACKS ]
All: AWWW.
ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE READY.
WHAT'S IN THE BASKET?
SAMICHES!
All: FOOD!
FOOD! FOOD!
WAIT!
YOU CAN'T EAT THIS FOOD!
IT'S NOT OURS TO GIVE!
[ ALL GROAN ]
NOW SHOW US THE WAY TO YOUR TOWN.
TOO TIRED FROM HUNGER.
CARRY ME?
[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
THE MONSTER LIVES IN THAT WINDMILL.
WE'RE TOO SCARED TO GO NEAR IT.
Both: NOTHING SCARES US!
[ SHING! ]
BE ALERT.
ANYTHING COULD POP OUT OF THERE AND RIP OUR FACES OFF.
WHOO!
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
BE CAREFUL, FINN!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
IT'S YOU!
FINN! WHAT THE JUNK?!
IT'S YOU!
OH! SANDWICHES!
L.S.P., WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
ARE YOU IN HERE MAKING OUT WITH THE MONSTER?
[ MUNCHING ]
NO.
I...AM THE MONSTER.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
IT'S A LONG STORY.
IT ALL STARTED AT MY LUMPIN' PARENTS' HOUSE.
DAUGHTER.
YEAH?
HOW ARE THE SANDWICHES?
THEY'RE LUMPIN' DELICIOUS, MOM!
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD ENJOY
YOUR MOM'S SANDWICHES EVERY DAY, IF YOU CAME BACK MORE OFTEN.
NO. YOU CAN HAVE THEM
DELIVERED TO ME AT MY APARTMENT.
WE WANT YOU TO MOVE BACK HOME, SWEETHEART.
WHAT?!
YOU INVITED ME HERE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES?!
WAIT, SWEETHEART!
WE'RE JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
HA!
Y'ALL DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN?!
I'LL SHOW YOU!
I'M RUNNING AWAY!
I STORMED OUT AND LEFT LUMPY SPACE FOREVER.
OH.
AND THEN YOU FOUND THIS WINDMILL.
NO.
SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED FIRST.
KEEP LISTENING.
I WAS SO COLD, AND I WAS SO VERY HUNGRY.
[ MOANS ]
UH, UH!
[ VOMITS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
OH, GLOB!
MAYBE I CAN...MAKE A SHELTER OUT OF THESE NUTS.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
I WAS RESCUED BY A FAMILY OF WOLVES.
THE MAMA WOLF WAS ALL LIKE,
"WE MUST TAKE CARE OF HER AS IF SHE WERE OUR OWN."
AND PAPA WOLF WAS ALL LIKE,
"THIS IS A SPECIAL CHILD WHO NEEDS SPECIAL LOVE BECAUSE
SHE'S GOING TO BE GREAT WHEN SHE GROWS UP."
SO THESE WERE TALKING WOLVES?
NO, THEY WERE NORMAL WOLVES.
I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING BECAUSE OF THEIR BODY LANGUAGE.
STOP INTERRUPTING, FINN!
I FOUND A HOME WHERE I COULD ACT LIKE MYSELF.
THEY TOOK CARE OF ME.
[ ALL HOWLING ]
I KNEW THAT IF MY PARENTS COULD SEE ME NOW,
THEY'D BE JEALOUS OF HOW LUMPIN' AWESOME I AM.
OH, MY GOB!
BUT THEN THE DRAMA STARTED.
[ GASPS ]
STEPHANIE, SUE, CAN YOU GUYS KEEP A SECRET?
[ WOLF PANTING ]
OKAY, HERE'S THE SECRET.
I JUST SAW JESSICA MAKING OUT WITH MARK...
BEHIND TONY'S BACK.
[ WOLF PANTING ]
STEPHANIE, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
'CAUSE I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!
TONY'S GONNA COME BACK FROM HUNTING ANY MINUTE NOW AND --
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
[ GASPS ]
HI, TONY!
OH, MY GLOB.
GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA --
OH.
[ MUNCHING, FLIES BUZZING ]
SO, SHOULD WE SAY SOMETHING TO TONY?
YOU GUYS!
TONY, JESSICA'S CHEATING ON YOU!
OH, MY GLOB! OH, MY GLOB!
OH, MY GLOB!
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS...
I KNOW!
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
BECAUSE I THINK TONY HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW, STEPHANIE!
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
NUH-UNH, MIRANDA!
I DO NOT LIKE TONY!
NO, JESSICA!
DON'T CHEAT ON TONY WITH ME!
[ WOLVES GROWLING ]
AAH! AAH!
UH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
OH, GLOB!
AH! AAH!
OH, GLOB!
OH, NO!
AH! AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAA! AAAAAAH!
UNH!
OH, GLOB.
I CAME UPON A TRIBE OF VILLAGERS.
[ GROANING ]
MONSTER!
OH, I'M SO HUNGRY!
[ MUNCHING ]
MONSTER!
AH!
MONSTER!
ANYWAY, THEN I FOUND THIS WINDMILL,
AND WHENEVER I GET HUNGRY,
I DRESS UP LIKE THE MONSTER, AND I GO EAT ALL OF THE
VILLAGERS' CROPS.
L.S.P., YOU'RE STEALING!
DON'T SAY THAT!
YOU'RE MAKIN' ME FEEL BAD.
[ SOBBING ]
THANKS, FINN.
L.S.P., IF YOU WANT TO FEEL BETTER,
YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO THE FARMERS AND MAKE AMENDS.
REALLY?
YEAH. THAT'LL WORK.
MONSTER!
MONSTER! MONSTER!
MONSTER!
NO! NO, WAIT!
MONSTER!
I'M NOT A MONSTER!
I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A MONSTER.
All: HUH?
AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE STARVING
BECAUSE I ATE ALL OF YOUR CROPS,
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL STILL REALLY FAT AND I
PROBABLY HELPED YOU LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
DID SHE JUST CALL US FAT?
DON'T GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE
I'M JUST BEING HONEST!
L.S.P.!
WHAT?
THAT APOLOGY WAS TERRIBLE!
LOOK!
THE MONSTER EATS WHILE IT APOLOGIZES!
LET'S KILL IT!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
OHH!
[ PANTING ]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
WE HAVE TO!
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YEAH.
YOU CAN JUST LET HER GO.
IF WE LET HER GO, SHE'LL KEEP EATING OUR CROPS,
AND WE'LL STARVE!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET YOUR PARENTS TO BUY YOU MORE CROPS?
WE A PARENTS!
THOSE CROPS WERE FOR OUR CHILDREN!
YOU GUYS ARE PARENTS?
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS...
L.S.P., ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, FINN.
I'M GREAT.
HERE.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THESE SANDWICHES.
All: SANDWICHES?
YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
THEY'RE MADE WITH A LOT OF LOVE.
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
IT'S WORKING!
I SAVED THE VILLAGE!
AND THAT'S HOW I SAVED THE VILLAGE.
WELL, WE'RE JUST GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
WHATEVER.
AND THANK YOU, FINN AND JAKE.
NO PROBLEM.
YEAH, WE DIDN'T REALLY DO THAT MUCH.
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE
This party is so crazy!