1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,100 [ mouse squeaks ] 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:04,830 [ penguins chirp ] 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,400 [ all cheering ] 4 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,570 [ screeches ] 5 00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:14,440 ♪ Adventure Time ♪ 6 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:15,940 ♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ 7 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:18,480 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 8 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪ 9 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,450 ♪ The fun will never end ♪ 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,190 ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ 11 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,970 [ high-pitched humming ] 12 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:46,370 Huh? 13 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,480 [ humming resumes ] 14 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:54,820 You got a lot of meat, Wildberry Princess. 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,450 Yeah, you know. 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,920 Thanks for cook-a-looking for us. 17 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:00,360 Oh, you're welcome, Finn, 18 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:04,190 and thank you for answering my urgent summons. 19 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,760 Hey, yeah. How can we aid thee? 20 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:09,100 Oh, it's nothing, really. 21 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,500 Someone's trying to kill me. 22 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:13,470 Pbbbbbbht! 23 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,840 [ coughs, gags ] 24 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:16,870 Still tastes good. 25 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:20,340 It's no big deal. Finish your pie. 26 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:23,240 It is a big deal, and I demand deets. 27 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,450 Okay. 28 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,610 I'm listening, but I'm gonna keep eating. 29 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:27,920 [ munches ] 30 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,580 I suspect that I've been targeted 31 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:32,220 by the Guild of Assassins. 32 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,320 Whoa! How do you know? 33 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:38,490 I found this note stabbed to my door... man. 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,230 [ Finn gasps ] 35 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:44,330 Princess, we vow to protect your juice. 36 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,270 Right, Jake? 37 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:48,140 [ slobbering, munching ] 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,100 [ muffled ] Sometimes I think 39 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:51,370 there's a monster who lives in my stomach, 40 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,370 and that's why I'm hungry all the time. 41 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,280 [ chuckles ] 42 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,540 [ slobbering, munching ] 43 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:02,020 Uh... Princess, let's continue this briefing outside. 44 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,020 I can't look at his mouth when he gets like this. 45 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:06,750 [ belches ] 46 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,090 [ clunk! ] 47 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,390 [ munching ] 48 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:11,130 Mmm! 49 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,530 [ whispering ] Princess, want me to finish off your pie? 50 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,700 [ as Princess Wildberry ] Yes, Jake --all my pies. 51 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:22,440 [ chuckling ] 52 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,810 [ munching ] 53 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,540 Hmm? 54 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,880 Hmm. 55 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,120 [ giggles ] A tiny cat. 56 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:35,420 [ screeches ] 57 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,550 Whoa! 58 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,650 Quiet, or you die! 59 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,620 [ gasps ] 60 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:41,190 You're the assassin! 61 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:43,560 Me-mow -- assassin, second class. 62 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,060 But once I take out a princess... 63 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:50,030 I "gadruate" to full membership! 64 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,730 Well, I'm no Princess, sister! 65 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,970 Yes, I know, but since you've blown my cover, 66 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,810 you will slay Wildberry Princess! 67 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:00,280 What?! 68 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:02,840 I'd rather be injected with poison! 69 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:04,710 Oh. Uh... 70 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:05,710 Okay. 71 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,280 Um... I mean... 72 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,850 I will assassinate Wildberry Princess! 73 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,020 Good. 74 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:15,860 Oh, and if you try to trick me, I'll poison you. 75 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,760 [ thunk ] 76 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,790 [ stuffily ] My nose! 77 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,930 [ echoing ] Wow, it's like warm garbage up in here! 78 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,700 You...you done in there, Jake? 79 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:26,530 Oh! Uh, yeah! 80 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,340 So, um, Wildberry Princess -- 81 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,210 So, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be... killed. 82 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:37,110 W-W-Why would you say that? 83 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,310 Dude! Are you trying to freak her out? 84 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,880 I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud here. 85 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,820 Are you trying to freak me out? 86 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,820 Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin... cess. 87 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:50,630 Uh, you should... 88 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,460 let me... do something. 89 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:57,230 And... it will be... good. 90 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:03,240 What's going on out there? 91 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,470 Take... this! 92 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:05,670 And... that! 93 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,840 Ooh, how do you like this, Princess? Ooh! 94 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:10,980 Uh, that's... very... good? 95 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,720 I'm gonna pick you up now and carry you... 96 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,880 to the window! 97 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:20,390 - Jake, what are you...? - No! Stop! Please! 98 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:24,690 [ whistle! ] 99 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,730 [ splat! ] 100 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:29,200 Wildberry Princess is dead! 101 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,930 Shh. 102 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:35,240 You did it! Well done! 103 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,340 I guess I'll be on my way. 104 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,770 BERRY GUARD: Princess! Oh, Princess! 105 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,780 You're alive! 106 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,610 We saw your crown next to a pile of dirty meat. 107 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,450 Then we slipped on the meat! 108 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:48,120 And I thought I tasted your juice. 109 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,220 But it was just blood from the meat! 110 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,450 We're so glad it wasn't actually you! 111 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,090 [ snarls ] You liar! 112 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,260 [ squish ] 113 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,690 - [ groans ] - Jake? 114 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,900 Okay, Jake. 115 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,030 I've injected you with half the poison, 116 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,400 and you'll be dead in 30 minutes, 117 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:06,970 unless you kill the Princess, 118 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,540 which is when I'll give you the antidote. 119 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,340 Finn! Help me! 120 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:13,510 What's wrong? 121 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:16,480 If you say anything, I'll stab you in the brain! 122 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,110 Uh... 123 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:21,180 Finn! Sing mom's lullaby! 124 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:24,390 I'm so tired, Finn -- from the meat. 125 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,920 Please? 126 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:28,260 You have to lull me to sleep. 127 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,790 Uh... 128 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:33,460 I know you carry mom's music box around in your backpack! 129 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:36,700 Dude, I'm not gonna sing mom's lullaby in front of other people! 130 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,830 Please? Ple-e-e-ase? 131 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,970 All right. Real quick, while the Princess is distracted. 132 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,640 [ music box chimes ] 133 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:51,050 [ soft music plays ] 134 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,850 ♪ Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies ♪ 135 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,420 ♪ Slip your slippers on your footies ♪ 136 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,350 ♪ In the morning, you'll get goodies ♪ 137 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:03,160 ♪ Puppy hats and puppy hoodies ♪ 138 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:06,730 ♪ No stripes or polka dots ♪ 139 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:12,200 ♪ Heather gray and feather soft ♪ 140 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:19,410 ♪ Baby pink or baby blu-u-u-u-u-e ♪ 141 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:24,510 ♪ All the drawstrings you can chew ♪ 142 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,620 Finn, there's an assassin in my nose and she poisoned me 143 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,920 and is making me kill Wildberry Princess! 144 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,090 Dude, stop playing games! 145 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,490 This is serious! 146 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:35,220 [ grunts ] 147 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,990 [ squishing ] 148 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,070 "Cat... noise"? 149 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:47,570 Oh, cats go meow! 150 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,340 [ loudly meowing ] 151 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,810 [ groans ] 152 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:51,910 Shh! 153 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,470 [ rapidly meowing ] 154 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,910 Shh! Shh! Shh! 155 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,840 [ muffled meowing ] 156 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:00,580 [ muffled ] Jake! Jake! What are you doing?! 157 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,320 Sorry. 158 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,950 Me-mow, still asleep? 159 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,620 [ snores ] Gonna double-cross Jake... 160 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:11,660 [ snores ] ...and leave him to die. 161 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:13,390 [ snoring ] 162 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,660 [ creaking ] 163 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:18,700 [ breathing heavily ] 164 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:23,440 [ shing! ] [ gasps ] 165 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:24,810 [ scratch! scratch! ] 166 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:25,770 Phew! 167 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,940 If I can just grab that antidote... 168 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,580 [ squish, squish! plink! ] 169 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,250 Aha! 170 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,710 [ scraping ] 171 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,120 Puppy... hoodies... 172 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,550 [ snores ] 173 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,220 I did it. 174 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:40,720 What the flop, Jake?! 175 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:42,490 [ gasps ] 176 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,630 Treachery! Hyaaaah! 177 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:46,890 Ooh! 178 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,860 Time's running out, Jake. 179 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:51,930 Do you want the antidote or not? 180 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,330 [ groans ] 181 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,140 What is wrong with you? 182 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,470 Hey, everybody. Everything's cool. 183 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:58,970 Everything's not cool! 184 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,880 Wildberry Princess is still in danger! 185 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,110 Right. Right. [ groans ] 186 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,380 Well, we should take her somewhere safer. 187 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:08,120 Do not make me give you the rest! 188 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:11,220 I know where to stash you, Princess. 189 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,450 Follow me! Ooh. 190 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,190 [ dramatic music plays ] 191 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,960 Here, nobody can take us by surprise. 192 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:25,870 Finn, stand here with your back to the cliff. 193 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:30,440 I'll stay with W.B.! Then do what must be done. 194 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,840 [ clicks tongue ] 195 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,270 WILDBERRY PRINCESS: Oh, my! 196 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:36,240 Look at how close to the edge I am. 197 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,750 [ groans ] 198 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:40,980 Do it, Jake. Do it! 199 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:42,950 I...I... 200 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,390 I probably shouldn't! 201 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,360 [ zoom! thump! ] 202 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,290 Ugh! 203 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,430 [ gasps ] Jake! 204 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,760 I'm... full of... poison. 205 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,070 The assassin! 206 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,230 The name's Me-mow. 207 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:03,370 If you let Jake die, so help me, I will kill you, too! 208 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,440 Try it, oaf! 209 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,710 Give me the antidote! 210 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,440 [ grunting ] 211 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,550 Face me, cat! 212 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,280 [ coughs ] 213 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,130 [ scraping ] 214 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,730 Ugh! 215 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,800 [ groans ] 216 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,730 [ shing! ] 217 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,970 [ shing! ] 218 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,700 [ screams ] 219 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,700 Give it up, Me-mow! 220 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:38,010 You're only making my face look cooler! 221 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,010 You're at my mercy! 222 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,210 Ha! You think you're hurting me with that tiny dagger? 223 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,550 We'll see who's laughing... 224 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,580 When you're blind! 225 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:50,850 [ inhales deeply ] 226 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,820 [ exhales sharply ] 227 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,750 [ thud! ] 228 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,190 [ shing! ] [ groans ] 229 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,490 [ gasps ] 230 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,690 It's over! Give me the antidote! 231 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,600 What, this antidote? 232 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:04,730 No! You... milk-lapper! 233 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,940 Jake, come lick this tree bark! 234 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,400 I'm coming. 235 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,510 [ bell tolls ] 236 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,940 Forget it, kid. 237 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:14,210 I gave Jake enough poison 238 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,810 to kill a dog 50 times his size. 239 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,450 Oh, no. [ sniffles ] 240 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:20,450 [ whimpers ] 241 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:22,350 BOTH: Wait! Oh, yeah! 242 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,720 [ breathes deeply ] 243 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:27,420 Dog liver times 51! 244 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:31,190 A magic dog? Nooooooo! 245 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,760 How you feeling, dude? 246 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:35,360 ♪ Big liver! ♪ 247 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:38,870 ♪ Big liver, yeah! ♪ 248 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,670 You've ruined me! 249 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:44,440 I have to wait a whole year to retake the assassin's test! 250 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:48,610 Oh! Why don't I make you my royal pet? 251 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,950 Hyah! 252 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,350 [ pop! ] 253 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:53,950 Oh, dear. 254 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,180 Nice defense mechanism, Wild B! 255 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,280 Are you naked? 256 00:10:57,350 --> 00:11:00,920 Oh, no. This is a medical condition. 257 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,790 I need a hospital. 258 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,030 [ groans ] 259 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,060 We all need a hospital. 260 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,800 [ laughter ] 261 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,130 [ bird chirping ] 262 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,870 [ ominous music plays ] 263 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,170 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 264 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,010 ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪ 265 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,980 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 266 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:29,920 ♪ and do so as we please ♪ 267 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,950 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 268 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,460 ♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪ 269 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:42,360 This party is so crazy!