[ mouse squeaks ]
[ penguins chirp ]
[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[ high-pitched humming ]
Huh?
[ humming resumes ]
You got a lot of meat, Wildberry Princess.
Yeah, you know.
Thanks for cook-a-looking for us.
Oh, you're welcome, Finn,
and thank you for answering my urgent summons.
Hey, yeah. How can we aid thee?
Oh, it's nothing, really.
Someone's trying to kill me.
Pbbbbbbht!
[ coughs, gags ]
Still tastes good.
It's no big deal. Finish your pie.
It is a big deal, and I demand deets.
Okay.
I'm listening, but I'm gonna keep eating.
[ munches ]
I suspect that I've been targeted
by the Guild of Assassins.
Whoa! How do you know?
I found this note stabbed to my door... man.
[ Finn gasps ]
Princess, we vow to protect your juice.
Right, Jake?
[ slobbering, munching ]
[ muffled ] Sometimes I think
there's a monster who lives in my stomach,
and that's why I'm hungry all the time.
[ chuckles ]
[ slobbering, munching ]
Uh... Princess, let's continue this briefing outside.
I can't look at his mouth when he gets like this.
[ belches ]
[ clunk! ]
[ munching ]
Mmm!
[ whispering ] Princess, want me to finish off your pie?
[ as Princess Wildberry ] Yes, Jake --all my pies.
[ chuckling ]
[ munching ]
Hmm?
Hmm.
[ giggles ] A tiny cat.
[ screeches ]
Whoa!
Quiet, or you die!
[ gasps ]
You're the assassin!
Me-mow -- assassin, second class.
But once I take out a princess...
I "gadruate" to full membership!
Well, I'm no Princess, sister!
Yes, I know, but since you've blown my cover,
you will slay Wildberry Princess!
What?!
I'd rather be injected with poison!
Oh. Uh...
Okay.
Um... I mean...
I will assassinate Wildberry Princess!
Good.
Oh, and if you try to trick me, I'll poison you.
[ thunk ]
[ stuffily ] My nose!
[ echoing ] Wow, it's like warm garbage up in here!
You...you done in there, Jake?
Oh! Uh, yeah!
So, um, Wildberry Princess --
So, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be... killed.
W-W-Why would you say that?
Dude! Are you trying to freak her out?
I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud here.
Are you trying to freak me out?
Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin... cess.
Uh, you should...
let me... do something.
And... it will be... good.
What's going on out there?
Take... this!
And... that!
Ooh, how do you like this, Princess? Ooh!
Uh, that's... very... good?
I'm gonna pick you up now and carry you...
to the window!
- Jake, what are you...? - No! Stop! Please!
[ whistle! ]
[ splat! ]
Wildberry Princess is dead!
Shh.
You did it! Well done!
I guess I'll be on my way.
BERRY GUARD: Princess! Oh, Princess!
You're alive!
We saw your crown next to a pile of dirty meat.
Then we slipped on the meat!
And I thought I tasted your juice.
But it was just blood from the meat!
We're so glad it wasn't actually you!
[ snarls ] You liar!
[ squish ]
- [ groans ] - Jake?
Okay, Jake.
I've injected you with half the poison,
and you'll be dead in 30 minutes,
unless you kill the Princess,
which is when I'll give you the antidote.
Finn! Help me!
What's wrong?
If you say anything, I'll stab you in the brain!
Uh...
Finn! Sing mom's lullaby!
I'm so tired, Finn -- from the meat.
Please?
You have to lull me to sleep.
Uh...
I know you carry mom's music box around in your backpack!
Dude, I'm not gonna sing mom's lullaby in front of other people!
Please? Ple-e-e-ase?
All right. Real quick, while the Princess is distracted.
[ music box chimes ]
[ soft music plays ]
♪ Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies ♪
♪ Slip your slippers on your footies ♪
♪ In the morning, you'll get goodies ♪
♪ Puppy hats and puppy hoodies ♪
♪ No stripes or polka dots ♪
♪ Heather gray and feather soft ♪
♪ Baby pink or baby blu-u-u-u-u-e ♪
♪ All the drawstrings you can chew ♪
Finn, there's an assassin in my nose and she poisoned me
and is making me kill Wildberry Princess!
Dude, stop playing games!
This is serious!
[ grunts ]
[ squishing ]
"Cat... noise"?
Oh, cats go meow!
[ loudly meowing ]
[ groans ]
Shh!
[ rapidly meowing ]
Shh! Shh! Shh!
[ muffled meowing ]
[ muffled ] Jake! Jake! What are you doing?!
Sorry.
Me-mow, still asleep?
[ snores ] Gonna double-cross Jake...
[ snores ] ...and leave him to die.
[ snoring ]
[ creaking ]
[ breathing heavily ]
[ shing! ] [ gasps ]
[ scratch! scratch! ]
Phew!
If I can just grab that antidote...
[ squish, squish! plink! ]
Aha!
[ scraping ]
Puppy... hoodies...
[ snores ]
I did it.
What the flop, Jake?!
[ gasps ]
Treachery! Hyaaaah!
Ooh!
Time's running out, Jake.
Do you want the antidote or not?
[ groans ]
What is wrong with you?
Hey, everybody. Everything's cool.
Everything's not cool!
Wildberry Princess is still in danger!
Right. Right. [ groans ]
Well, we should take her somewhere safer.
Do not make me give you the rest!
I know where to stash you, Princess.
Follow me! Ooh.
[ dramatic music plays ]
Here, nobody can take us by surprise.
Finn, stand here with your back to the cliff.
I'll stay with W.B.! Then do what must be done.
[ clicks tongue ]
WILDBERRY PRINCESS: Oh, my!
Look at how close to the edge I am.
[ groans ]
Do it, Jake. Do it!
I...I...
I probably shouldn't!
[ zoom! thump! ]
Ugh!
[ gasps ] Jake!
I'm... full of... poison.
The assassin!
The name's Me-mow.
If you let Jake die, so help me, I will kill you, too!
Try it, oaf!
Give me the antidote!
[ grunting ]
Face me, cat!
[ coughs ]
[ scraping ]
Ugh!
[ groans ]
[ shing! ]
[ screams ]
Give it up, Me-mow!
You're only making my face look cooler!
You're at my mercy!
Ha! You think you're hurting me with that tiny dagger?
We'll see who's laughing...
When you're blind!
[ inhales deeply ]
[ exhales sharply ]
[ thud! ]
[ shing! ] [ groans ]
[ gasps ]
It's over! Give me the antidote!
What, this antidote?
No! You... milk-lapper!
Jake, come lick this tree bark!
I'm coming.
[ bell tolls ]
Forget it, kid.
I gave Jake enough poison
to kill a dog 50 times his size.
Oh, no. [ sniffles ]
[ whimpers ]
BOTH: Wait! Oh, yeah!
[ breathes deeply ]
Dog liver times 51!
A magic dog? Nooooooo!
How you feeling, dude?
♪ Big liver! ♪
♪ Big liver, yeah! ♪
You've ruined me!
I have to wait a whole year to retake the assassin's test!
Oh! Why don't I make you my royal pet?
Hyah!
[ pop! ]
Oh, dear.
Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!
Are you naked?
Oh, no. This is a medical condition.
I need a hospital.
[ groans ]
We all need a hospital.
[ laughter ]
[ bird chirping ]
[ ominous music plays ]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!