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[ mouse squeaks ]
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[ penguins chirp ]
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[ all cheering ]
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[ screeches ]
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♪ Adventure Time
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♪ Come on, grab your friends
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ the fun will never end
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♪ It's Adventure Time
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[ bells jingling ]
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Jake, you made this?
Yeah.
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And you buried
the treasure right here?
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Uh-huh.
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Jake, you're awesome!
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[ grunts ]
This is so cool.
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BOTH: [ grunting ]
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FINN: A suitcase?
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Oh, man!
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I found it in the dump
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and then buried it
without looking inside.
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Whoa.
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Wait a second, man.
I know this case.
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One night, while you were
away at Lady's house,
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I was dancing in the woods.
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ICE KING:
Evil tapes. Evil!
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Perchance, I saw the Ice King
doing something suspicious.
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So I trailed him to the dump,
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where he buried this case
in the ground.
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You're evil tapes!
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Full of evil secrets!
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That's why I'm going
to bury you
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where no one will ever
find you...
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under all these boogers!
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Whee!
[ laughs ]
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Whee!
[ laughs ]
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FINN: I waited for him
to leave.
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But he played in those boogers
for hours.
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I decided to come back later
for the case.
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But I lost track of it.
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- Whoa! And I found it?
- Mm-hmm.
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[ laughs ]
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Let's have a secret
screening.
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I'll make some fliers for it.
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There, now nobody will
bother us.
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Jake! Jake, come on!
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Okay, you can play this,
right, Beemo?
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Yes, Finn.
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It goes in my butt.
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Oh.
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This is so exciting!
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Hello, dear diary.
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Pretty good day so far.
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Got up bright and early,
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had a healthy and slimming
breakfast,
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did 14 minutes of cardio.
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Dude, what are
we watching?
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I think it's
the Ice King's diary.
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I mean, I'm not gonna win
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carpenter of the year
or anything,
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but it's a place
to hang up the old toothbrush.
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Wenk.
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Gunter.
Hey, Gunter.
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Get -- get away
from the camera, sweetie.
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Papa's recording
his innermost thoughts.
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Remember, I explained this
to you?
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Hey, Gunter.
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Gunter!
- Wenk.
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Well, anyway, as you can see,
I'm not wearing my --
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Wenk.
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I'm not wearing
my --
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Wenk, wenk.
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Sweetie, I raised my voice
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because youwere giving me
the silent treatment.
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You understand?
- Wenk.
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I love you.
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Can we fast-forward?
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N-No, man, we might
miss something.
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[ sighs]
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There must be more to life
than this.
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Wenk.
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I know, you don't
like when I'm contemplative.
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C-Contemplative? No.
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Con-tem-plat--
C-- let's put on a play!
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What?!
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Con-tem-plat--
C-- let's put on a play!
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You take such good care
of yourself!
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I want to be with you!
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Wenk, wenk, wenk!
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[ normal voice ]
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
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Wenk.
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[ normal voice ]
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
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- Wenk.
- Gunter!
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Hey, pause it, Beemo.
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There's got to be some
evil secrets in here.
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I want to keep watching.
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Okay.
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Well, why don't I make us
some snacks?
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So I don't have to
watch this.
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Can we sit on the floor?
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I feel so far away
from you guys.
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Wenk.
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[ knuckles crack ]
Aha!
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Now hold still.
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[ zap! ]
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[ dink! ]
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You moved!
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Ooh, what's this?
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[ mumbling ]
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Secret tapes?!
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I wanna watch!
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Catch you later, Gunter.
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Wenk.
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[ laughs]
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[ dance music plays]
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Gunter, no!
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Gunter!
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Dance p--
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Gunter!
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Dance party!
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[ munching ]
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Thanks, Gunter.
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[ laughs ]
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Mmm!
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You're Gunter.
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[ both laugh ]
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Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.
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Oh, fine,
who needs you?
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More dance party for us.
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Right, Gunter?
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Oh! Uh...
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[ chuckles nervously]
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May I have this dance?
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[ chuckles]
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There's probably some
evil secrets coming up.
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[ knock on door ]
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Someone wants to see
the secret tapes!
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What?!
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Oh, but I was so clear
in my flier.
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Let's peek through the window
and check who it is.
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Maybe it's just a pizza.
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Right!
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- Hey, hey!
- BOTH: What?!
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You guys are checking
too loud!
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Oh, you're right.
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More quietly.
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[ clicking ]
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I'm quieter now.
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Cool.
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[ knocking continues ]
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Hey, guys, it's me.
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Can I come in and watch
the secret tapes with you?
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I brought some gifts.
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BOTH: Aah!
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Okay, if we're quiet
long enough,
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Ice King will think
no one's home and go away.
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[ knocking continues ]
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Ah, no one's home.
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Guess I'll go away.
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[ alarm blares ]
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Aah! Aah! Ohh!
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Huh?
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[ blaring continues ]
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Just turn your alarm
off!
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Hmm, that sounds
like Beemo.
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[ blaring continues ]
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My alarm says it's time
for Finn's bath.
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Finn, get naked.
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No, just hit your
snooze button!
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I cannot self-snooze.
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It's against my programming.
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Well, then, tell me
how to do it!
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[ blaring continues ]
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Press and hold, then press
the button on top of my head.
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[ blaring stops ]
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BOTH: Phew!
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I'm sorry.
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We can still take a bath.
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[ knocking continues ]
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He must know
we're watching his tapes.
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We need to find
his secrets faster.
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[ crying]
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Oh, diary, thank you for
listening to me.
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[ cries]
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Fast-forward, Beemo.
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[ high-pitched ]
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But darest I?
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I love to...
[ grunts ]
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...fill my bathtub
full of milk
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and sit in it
like I'm a magic angel.
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There, I said it.
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The white of the milk
is so dense,
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There, I said it.
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they startle me
and I giggle.
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I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes,
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yet I giggle,
and then I fall asleep.
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And the milk curdles and I get
all stinky and sticky.
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Disgusting, diary.
I am disgusting.
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I'm disgusting.
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I'm disgusting and I smell
like curdled milk.
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Anyway, back to
the Turtle Princess.
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Play, Beemo.
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So, there we are.
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Turtle Princess is frozen
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and in my little ice
wheelbarrow,
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and there was magic
in the air.
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We were both feeling it.
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[ chuckles ]
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But before I can leave
the library,
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Finn and Jake show up!
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You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.
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Bah!
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He knocks off my crown,
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and then Finn bonks me
on the nose!
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Still hurts, too.
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The worst part is,
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Turtle Princess took away
my library card.
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[ sighs ]
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You know, dear diary,
I'm starting to worry
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that all these entries sound
exactly the same,
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and that my life is just me
running in place
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on some giant hamster wheel.
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Ugh, fast-forward,
Beemo.
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This reminds me of the time
I got stuck in my bathroom.
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There was a squirrel.
Don't ask.
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Anyway, long story short,
imagine me crouched down
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on the kitchen floor
talking to the toilet paper.
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Ha ha! I'm like,"Who wants
to go on an adventure?
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And the toilet paper's
like, "What?"
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You're my best friend,
diary.
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I'm gonna take a nap.
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No!
These tapes are important.
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We just don't know why yet.
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Beemo, fast-forward
to triple speed.
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Okay.
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[ speaking
indistinctly ]
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FINN:
Beemo, play normal speed.
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[ normal voice ]
Come on, baby, in the pocket!
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[ breathing heavily ]
240
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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Maybe he's talking in
secret code.
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Telling evil secrets in
secret code...
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He's brilliant!
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Well, how do we decode
the secrets?
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Why don't we call others
for help?
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Beemo,
you're brilliant!
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Well, who do we call?
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Um... the smartest
person we know --
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Princess Bubblegum.
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She's brilliant.
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[ dialing ]
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[ laughs evilly]
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- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.
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Jake and I found
a bunch of secret tapes.
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We were wondering if you'd
help us decode them.
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- Codes?
- Yeah, they're really stupid,
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but, you know, maybe
they're encoded or whatevah.
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Oh, you called
the right person.
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I know a lot about codes.
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Let's start with --
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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[ dialing ]
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Hey, Princess, we got
disconnected.
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[ as Bubblegum ]
Hello, Finny. [ giggles ]
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BOTH: You sound weird.
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Must be a bad
connection.
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That's why we were disconnected
earlier on the telephone.
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Ice King is on the phone
outside.
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So, how's the weather
in Candy Kingdom?
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00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,330
Oh, the usual.
271
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,570
There's ice everywhere,
and it smells like penguins.
272
00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:41,270
The only thing that smells
like penguins is you, Ice King!
273
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[ gasps ]
How did you --
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What are you doing?!
275
00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,610
I want to watch
secret tapes with you guys.
276
00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:47,710
It'll be nice.
277
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,780
No, man.
278
00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,680
But --
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He doesn't know that
we're watching his tapes.
280
00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:54,680
We gotta find these evil
secrets
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before he uses them
against us!
282
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,120
Ohhhh, fine!
283
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,860
No more nice!
284
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,960
Now you'll get ice!
285
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:06,990
Try watching those tapes
with frozen eyeballs!
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00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:10,000
[ laughs evilly ]
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00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,970
Aaaaaaaah!
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00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:19,240
♪ Come along with me
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00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:23,310
♪ and the butterflies and bees
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00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:27,280
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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♪ and do so as we please
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♪ to a cliff under a tree
293
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This party is so crazy!