[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ] [ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING ] [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ] >> WHO WANTS A COOKIE?
[ IMITATES AIRPLANE ZOOMING ] MILK-DIPPED CHOCOLATE-CHIP
COOKIE!
>> Finn: NO, THANKS.
>> NOW, COME ON, FINN.
YOU HAVE TO EAT.
OPEN SESAME!
>> Finn: UH, JAKE...CAN'T WE GET RID OF THESE CLOWN NURSES?
THEY MAKE ME FEEL RIDICULOUS.
>> Jake: NO WAY, MAN.
>> Finn: UGH!
>> Jake: WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WE CAN'T JUMP OFF OF BIRDS.
>> [ IMITATES AIRPLANE ZOOMING ] [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ] I PAID THEM UP FRONT.
THEY DON'T LEAVE UNTIL THE JOB'S DONE.
BESIDES...
[ HONK! HONK! HONK! ] ...THEY'RE FUNNY.
[ HONK! ] >> [ FARTS ]
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ] LOOK! SHE JUST FARTED!
>> TIME FOR OUR LOVE THERAPY.
>> Finn: WAIT -- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
>> [ SMOOCHES ] >> Finn: WHOA! STOP!
>> OH, MY!
DID THAT HURT, DEAR?
>> Finn: NO!
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU KISSING MY TOE!
>> NOW, NOW, HONEY.
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FOO-FOO YOUR
BOO-BOO.
>> Finn: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY.
AAH! THAT TICKLES.
>> YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
>> Jake: NO, KEEP GOING.
>> [ SMOOCHING ] >> Finn: YOU'RE GROSS, MAN.
LOOK!
DEEP IN THE FOREST OF TREES, THERE'S A CYCLOPS WHOSE MAGICAL
TEARS CAN HEAL ANY WOUND.
SEE? SEE?!
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE MEDICAL DECISIONS TO THE MEDICAL
PROFESSIONALS.
AND MY PROFESSIONAL PRESCRIPTION IS YOUR TOE NEEDS C-RAZY
SMOOCHES!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> Finn: HUH? WHAT?!
[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
>> Finn: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY!
THERE'S MY WAY!
LET ME SHOW YOU MY WAY!
>> [ SMOOCHES ] >> Finn: AAH!
LET ME GO!
[ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ] AAAAAAAAH!
[ PANTING ] [ NURSES GIGGLING ]
WHOA!
OOF!
HUH?
>> IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> Finn: WHOA!
WAAH! WAAH!
[ PANTING ] WHOA!
>> [ GULPS ] IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
>> Finn: AAAAAAAH!
[ SIGHS ] >> [ SMOOCHING ]
>> Finn: MY WAY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HMM.
>> RING! RING!
LOOK, THERE'S ONLY TWO CHOICES, BRO.
TAKE YOUR PICK.
THERE'S A PATH ON THE LEFT -- "HAIR FALL OUT" PATH, NO MORE
HAIR AGAIN EVER!
OR THE PATH ON THE RIGHT -- SMELLY PATH, MAKES YOU SMELLY
FOREVER.
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> Finn: ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY?
>> NO.
>> Finn: BUT WHAT IF I JUST WENT --
>> NO. THAT'S IT.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.
CHOOSING IS THE ONLY WAY.
[ Echoing ] CHOOSING IS THE ONLY WAY.
>> IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> Finn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ PANTING ] >> [ Normal voice ] HEY, LISTEN,
MAN -- THE SMELLY PATH'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD.
UH...UHH...
>> Finn: NO! I CHOOSE MY WAY!
>> AAAAAH!
>> Finn: MY WAY.
[ GROWLS ] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HMM.
>> RING! RING!
HELLO, DUMMY POLICE?
YES, THERE'S A STRANGE DUMMY LURKING AROUND MY HOUSE.
OKAY. YES.
THANK YOU.
GOODBYE.
>> Finn: WHAT?
I NEED TO CROSS THE RIVER.
THE CYCLOPS IS OVER THERE.
>> YOU CAN'T CROSS THIS RIVER.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
LOOK.
THE CURRENT -- IT'S SO FAST, IT'LL TURN YOUR BUTT INSIDE OUT
FOR REAL, DOOFUS.
AND THE WATER'S SO ACIDIC, IT'LL KRUMP YOUR BOAT IN HALF.
IT'S LIKE ORANGE JUICE.
IT'S GROSS.
THERE'S A BRIDGE, BUT IT'S A TRAP.
PLUS, THE WATER'S JAMMIN' WITH ELECTRIC EELS!
WOW. SO WEIRD.
ANYWAY, THAT'S IT.
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY AROUND, YOU DUMMY.
>> Finn: BUT I NEED TO GET ACROSS.
>> LISTEN WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.
THERE'S NO WAY!
UGLY TRAMP.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Finn: GLOB, GLOBBIT, GLOBBIT,
GLOBBIT!
>> HUH? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
"GLOBBIT, GLOBBIT"?
WHO'S GLOBBIT?
AAH!
>> Finn: MY WAY!
>> Both: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Finn: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Finn: NO!
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] PEUGGHHH!
>> GLIBBY-GLAB MAN, YOU'RE CRAZY!
WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY ACROSS!
YOU GOT TO GO BACK, MAN!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY, YOU UGLY, FAT-SMELLING, FATHEAD!
>> Finn: NO! MY WAY!
>> AAH!
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
>> Finn: UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ PANTING ] CRAZY!
GLOBBA, GLOBBA, GLOBBA, GLOBBA.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME, FRIEND.
>> Finn: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
HUH?
>> YOU'RE PRETTY TALL.
CAN YOU REACH UP THERE AND GET MY WHEEL FOR ME?
GOT TO GET THESE MELONS HOME TO MY WIFE.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
>> Finn: [ GROWLS ] MY WAY!
[ RUMBLE! ] [ CRASH! ]
>> WATCH OUT, RAINY!
>> AAH!
AAH! UHP!
OOF!
[ GROANS ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ Voice breaking ] RAINY!
>> Finn: WHOOPS.
UH...
MAN...I'M REAL SORRY.
>> [ Crying ] YEAH.
NO DOI, FRIEND.
>> Finn: BUT...I CAN STILL HELP.
I-I'LL FIX YOUR HOUSE FOR YOU.
>> JUST GET OUT OF HERE!
LEAVE US ALONE!
>> Finn: UH...I...
[ SIGHS ] >> PSYCHO FINK.
>> Finn: [ Auto-Tuned ] ♪ I WAS WRONG ♪
♪ WAS I WRONG? ♪ ♪ NO ♪
♪ YES ♪ ♪ YES ♪
♪ I WAS WRONG ♪ ♪ HOW COULD IT BE? ♪
♪ I TRUSTED IN MY GUTS ♪ ♪ BUT ENDED UP ALL NUTS ♪
♪ I WAS WRONG ♪ ♪ HOW COULD IT BE? ♪
♪ LISTENED TO MY BRAIN ♪ ♪ BUT ENDED UP INSANE ♪
♪ THE MELONS ROLLED ♪ ♪ OVER THAT LADY ♪
♪ I WENT TOO FAR ♪ [ BIRD CHIRPING ]
♪ HOW COULD IT BE? ♪ ♪ HOW DID I GO TOO FAR? ♪
[ RUMBLE! ] [ Normal voice ] YAAH!
>> HEY!
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE FOR MY MAGICAL TEARS, BUT YOU WON'T
HAVE ANY, BECAUSE I NEVER CRY.
>> Finn: I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE.
>> WHAT? STOP LYING!
YOU'RE HERE FOR MY TEARS, AREN'T YOU?
>> Finn: NO.
I HURT A SMALL, HAIRY MAN'S WIFE.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
>> YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SAD SO YOU CAN STEAL MY
TEARS WHEN I CRY, BUT I'VE GOT A HEART OF STONE, BUDDY.
I'M EVIL!
>> Finn: DUDE!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
I SAID I DON'T WANT YOUR TEARS!
>> YOU'RE LYING!
>> Finn: I'M NOT LYING!
>> YOU STINK AT LYING.
>> Finn: UGH!
FINE. WHATEVER, MAN.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
>> OKAY...
I WILL HAVE IT MY WAY!
>> Finn: HUH?
[ SMASH! ] [ MOANING ]
>> BEG FOR MERCY, OR I'LL KILL YOU!
>> Finn: [ MUMBLING ] >> WHOA. WHAT?
>> Finn: [ MUMBLING ] >> WHAT?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>> Finn: I SAID...
MY WAY!
[ SMACK! ] >> AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLING ] [ SPLASH! TWINKLE! ]
>> Finn: HUH?
MAGICAL TEARDROP.
[ LAUGHS ] MY WAY CAN STILL WORK!
YEAH!
[ SPLASH! TWINKLE! ] >> HUH?
I'M OKAY!
>> YAY!
[ SPLASH! TWINKLE! ] >> HUH?
WHOA!
>> OW! OW, OW, OW!
[ SPLASH! TWINKLE! ] HUH?
WHOO-HOO!
[ SPLASH! TWINKLE! ] >> YEAH!
[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Jake: OH, YEAH.
[ DOOR BURSTS OPEN ] HUH?
[ BOTH GASP ] >> HAVE YOU COME CRAWLING BACK
FOR YOUR PROPER TREATMENT, BABYLIPS?
>> Finn: YAH!
>> OHH!
[ THUD ] >> Finn: KISS THAT!
>> OH, MY.
YOU LOOK HORRIBLY INJURED.
MY KISSES WILL HEAL YOU.
[ SMOOCHING ] NOW, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
>> BITTERSWEET.
>> [ SMOOCHING ] >> Finn: HEY, MAN.
YOU WANT ME TO HEAL YOUR TOE WITH MY MAGICAL GOO?
>> Jake: AHH! NO, THANKS.
I THINK THE KISSES WORK BETTER.
EXCUSE ME! DON'T STOP!
KEEP GOING, PLEASE.
>> [ SMOOCHING ] >> Finn: YOU'RE GROSS.
>> Jake: HEY!
WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN WAYS.
>> Finn: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ TWINKLE! ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪