[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> Finn: JUST ABOUT DONE.
>> Jake: MMM. OH, BOY.
>> Finn: HOW MUCH SOFTY CHEEZY
FOR YOUR DEEZY?
A LITTLE?
A LOT?
>> Jake: BLECH! NONE!
>> Finn: BUT YOU USED TO LOVE
SOFTY CHEESE.
>> Jake: I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.
[ WIND BLOWS ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]
>> Finn: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Jake: PROBABLY AN OWL.
MMM.
MM-MMM --
[ SPITS ] A GHOST!
>> [ MOANING ]
>> Finn: DOO, IT'S JUST
GHOST PRINCESS.
HEY, G.P.!
>> [ MOANS ]
>> Finn: She's weird, huh?
[ AIR WHOOSHES ]
>> [ BREATHES RAGGEDLY ]
>> Finn: HOW'S IT GOING?
>> [ MOANING ]
>> Jake: ARE YOU HAUNTING US?
>> [ Ethereally ] YES-S-S.
>> Jake: OH, OKAY.
>> [ MOANS ]
>> Finn: WELL, CAN YOU KNOCK IT
OFF?
>> SORRY.
IT'S JUST I'M DOOMED TO HAUNT
THIS MORTAL PLANE.
>> Jake: OH.
WELL, LET'S HEAR MORE ABOUT
THAT, HONEY.
>> UNTIL I DISCOVER THE CAUSE OF
MY DEATH, MY SOUL CAN'T ASCEND
TO THE 50th DEAD WORLD.
BUT AS A GHOST, I HAVE NO MEMORY
OF MY MORTAL LIFE...AND NO IDEA
HOW I DIED.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
IT'S A CRIME CASE!
>> Jake: WHOA!
STEP BACK, NEPHEW!
WE DON'T KNOW THAT SHE WAS
"MOIDERED."
>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT!
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE WAS
"MOIDERED."
BUT I'M THE HARD-BOILED SLEUTH
THAT'S GONNA CRACK YOUR CASE
WIDE OPEN.
>> OH! THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL!
THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN.
>> Jake: WHOA.
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IS...UH...VERY
PEACEFUL.
>> IT'S THE CRADLE OF MY
DESPAIR.
>> Jake: RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> WELL, HERE'S ME.
>> Finn: OUR FIRST CLUE!
"FEE-MAY-ALE."
IT'S A GOOD START, BUT WE NEED
MORE.
JAKE, IT'S TIME TO INTERROGATE
THE NEIGHBORS.
WE'LL DO IT
"GOOD COP, BAD COP"-STYLE.
I CALL "BAD COP"!
>> Jake: AWW!
>> Finn: YO, GHOST! YO, YO!
YO, WAKE UP, FOOL!
YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO,
YO!
>> WHAT?!
>> Finn: YO, GHOST, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT THE LADY BURIED NEXT
TO YOU?
>> WHAT, YOU MEAN HER?
SHE'S BEEN HERE LONGER THAN
ALMOST EVERYBODY!
>> HE'S RIGHT!
[ SOBBING ]
>> AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE
WHAT YOU DO, GHOST PRINCESS.
>> WHAT?
>> SNEAKING OFF AT NIGHT,
SCARING PEEPS, HAUNTING AT ALL
HOURS -- 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DEAL
WITH YOUR ISSUES!
>> [ SOBS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> LEAVE HER BE, BOILBEE!
>> WHA-A-A-T?!
>> A PRINCESS DESERVES
EMPATHY -- NOT YOUR SASS.
>> OHHH! AHH!
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
BUTT OUT, CLARENCE.
>> SOME OF US STILL WANT TO
FEEL, YOU KNOW -- THE VITAL
[GULPS] MAGNETISM OF LIFE, THE
VIBRATING ENERGIES THAT CONNECT
ALL LIVING AND NON-LIVING
BEINGS.
>> NYAH!
I DON'T LIKE YOUR WORDS!
NYAH!
>> I'M GHOST PRINCESS.
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE.
>> I DON'T THINK SO, MILADY, BUT
I AM HONOR-ED.
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
GHOSTY P'S GETTING
MURDLE-ERDLED?
>> SORRY. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WHO WOULD
HARM SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS
THIS.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Jake: WHOA. SMOOTH.
>> DID YOU TRY LOOKING YONDER?
[ CAT MEOWS ]
THAT'S WHERE THE NE'ER-DO-WELL
GHOSTS HANG OUT.
>> Finn: RIGHT.
NE'ER-DO-WELLERS.
LET'S DO THIS, JAKE!
>> Jake: YOU STAY AND EAT CHEESE
PUFFS.
[ BOTH GULP, LAUGH ]
>> Finn: GEEZ.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
IT'S ALL BUNKED UP.
>> Jake: YEAH, NO WONDER THIS
IS WHERE THE NE'ER-DO-WELLS
GO WHEN THEY DEEZY.
I GOT A FEELING THESE GHOSTS ARE
GONNA BE HARDER TO SHAKE THAN
BOILBEE.
>> Finn: YEAH. WELL, GET READY,
'CAUSE THIS BIZ IS GONNA GET
RIDONK.
>> Jake: COOL, MAN!
HEY, CAN I BE "BAD COP" NOW?
>> Finn: NO.
OKAY. LET'S CHECK THIS GUY OUT.
>> Jake: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> Finn: "SOME DONKUS."
WAKE UP, DONKUS!
WE GOT QUESTIONS!
DINGUS!
TIME TO SING, YA CANARY!
[ GRUNTING ]
BAM! YAH!
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT
GHOST PRINCESS, HUH?!
GIVE IT UP, DUNGUS!
>> Jake: HEY, MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
>> Finn: YOU DO YOUR JOB, I DO
MINE!
[ Growling ] TELL ME WHAT YOU
KNOW, PUNK!
[ Normal voice ] UH-OH.
WHAT'S THIS?
A BUSTED KNIFE.
IS THIS YOUR KNIFE, BRO?
TELL ME!
Jake -- "Good cop"!
>> Jake: OH, RIGHT.
COOL OUT, "BAD COP"!
>> Finn: NO! AAH!
>> Jake: THIS GHOST AIN'T HOME,
MAN!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY MY PARTNER'S
HERE...PAL.
>> Jake: HE'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN.
>> Finn: HMPH!
THESE GHOSTS THINK I'M PLAYING.
THEY THINK IT'S ALL A BIG GAME.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
>> Jake: WHAT?
>> Finn: I'M GONNA TURN THIS
GAME UPSIDE DOWN!!
[ ECHOES ]
>> SO, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DIED, EITHER?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
TWO, PLEASE.
AND WE MIGHT NEVER FIND OUT.
BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE RIGHT
NOW, IN THIS MOMENT, I'M FEELING
PRETTY SWEETLES, YOU KNOW?
>> I FEEL SWEETLES ALSO IN THIS
MOMENT, ALSO.
>> THAT'S GREAT, GHOST PRINCESS.
I'M GLAD WE CAN FEEL THIS WAY
TOGETHER IN THE FACE OF
UNCERTAINTY.
>> LADIES AND GENTS!
THE CENTER FOR GHOST-COMMUNITY
OUTREACH AND ghostdates.com
PRESENT...SPIRIT WAVES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I COULD
IMAGINE.
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
SPIRIT WAVES?
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU,
PRINCESS.
>> Finn: YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
GHOSTS!
YOU GHOSTS! COME OUT! RAH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Jake: I THINK THIS PLACE IS
ABANDONED, MAN.
>> Finn: THEY'RE JUST HIDING
'CAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'RE GUILTY!
>> YO! YO!
THAT'S MY GRAVE!
WHY ARE YOU FOPS TRASHING OUR
SPOT?
>> Finn: [ Weakly ] WE...THOUGHT
YOU WERE...HIDING.
>> DUDE, WE WERE AT THE
SPIRIT WAVES SHOW.
>> KILL THESE FOOLS!
>> All: [ GROWLING ]
>> Finn: BRING IT ON, YOU MAMAS!
>> HOLD UP!
THESE GUYS ARE WITH ME.
>> A'IGHT, CLARENCE, BUT ONLY
BECAUSE OF THAT ONE TIME WHEN I
DID THAT THING BY ACCIDENT AND
YOU WERE COOL ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, PUNKS.
>> Jake: WHEW!
THANKS, CLARENCE!
>> Finn: YO, I'M SORRY WE
HAVEN'T SOLVED THE CASE YET.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, FINN.
I'M CALLING OFF THE
INVESTIGATION.
>> Finn: WHAT? WHY?
>> I DON'T FEEL TORMENTED
ANYMORE NOW THAT I'M WITH
CLARENCE.
>> Finn: OH, REALLY?
THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL.
>> IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT
IT'S LIKE WE ALREADY KNOW EACH
OTHER.
>> I FEEL IT, TOO.
OUR SPIRITS MUST BE ENTWINED IN
THE COSMIC WHEEL OF TIME.
>> Jake: NICE.
>> LET'S GO TO MY PRIVATE
MAUSOLEUM, WHERE WE CAN BE...
PRIVATE.
>> Finn: YUCK.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!
>> Finn: A'IGHT!
[ SIGHS ]
AW, MAN.
I WANTED TO CRACK THE CASE, YOU
KNOW?
>> Jake: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT
SIDE, GUY.
WE LOOTED ALL THIS SWEET GRAVE
BOOTY!
KA-CHING!
>> Finn: JAKE! YOU LOOTED?!
THAT'S BAD, MAN!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE "GOOD
COP."
>> Jake: OOPS.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS WRONG.
>> Finn: COME ON.
LET'S PUT ALL THIS STUFF BACK.
>> Jake: WHAT?! ALL OF IT?!
>> Finn: YES, JAKE.
HUH.
THIS DAGGER SAYS, "RENCE."
>> Jake: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Finn: I GUESS SOME DONKUS'
REAL NAME WAS...
"RE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-NCE"!
>> HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT IT'S
LIKE WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER.
>> Finn: IS THIS YOUR KNIFE,
BRO?
>> Jake: THIS GHOST AIN'T HOME,
MAN!
WHAT IS IT, DUDE?
>> Finn: [ Growling ] WE GOT TO
DIG UP THE PRINCESS.
[ GRUNTING ]
LOOK!
SORRY.
LOOKIT!
"CLARENCE."
CLARENCE WAS "SOME DONKUS"!
>> Jake: SOME DONKUS SKI-BOPPED
GHOST PRINCESS!
[ DOORS SLAM ]
>> Jake: STOP!
>> Finn: CLARENCE IS YOUR
MURDLER!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> WARRIOR PRINCESS, GIVE UP
YOUR KINGDOM!
>> NEVER -- NOT EVEN TO YOU, MY
LOVE!
[ METAL CLANKING ]
UNH!
CLARENCE, I...AHH...
>> MY LOVE!
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
[ SOBBING ]
>> I DID IT?
>> I FORGIVE YOU, CLARENCE.
TAKE MY HANDS!
ASCEND WITH ME TO THE 50th DEAD
WORLD!
>> I CAN'T!
MY SOUL IS STUCK!
I HAVE TO KNOW HOW I DIED!
OH, GLOB!
MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART.
>> Jake: WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
>> MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART!
>> Jake: I KNOW YOU, MAN -- FROM
THE SQUEEZY MART!
>> HUH? UH, SQUEEZY MART?
I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER.
I WAS A BROKEN MAN.
[ GROANS ]
MORE.
>> I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH,
MAN.
>> I DON'T CARE.
MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART.
>> Jake: HUH?
>> MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART!
[ GLUGGING ]
>> HEY!
HEY, STOP THAT!
>> Jake: CITIZEN'S ARREST!
[ GLUGGING CONTINUES ]
HEY, BE CAREFUL, MAN!
[ BOOM! ]
>> Finn: SO, THAT'S WHY YOU
DON'T LIKE SOFTY CHEESE.
>> CLARENCE!
>> GHOST PRINCESS!
[ SMOOCHING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Jake: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU
KIDS!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
>> GOODBYE!
>> THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!
>> THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
>> GOODBYE.
[ SMOOCHING ]
[ FIREWORKS EXPLODING ]
>> Finn: YOU SURE YOU'RE READY
FOR THIS, MAN?
>> Jake: YEAH.
GIVE ME ONE OF THEM CHEESY DOGS,
MAN.
[ GULPS ]
>> Finn: ALL GONE?
LET ME SEE.
MOVE YOUR TONGUE LEFT...
>> Jake: BLEH BLEH.
>> Finn: ...AND RIGHT.
>> Jake: BLEH.
>> Finn: I'M PROUD OF YOU,
PAL -- REAL PROUD.
>> Jake: [ BURPS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ >> Jake: [ BURPS ]
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
this party is so crazy!!!