1 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:08,100 [ all cheering ] 2 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,270 [ screeches ] 3 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:14,280 ♪ Adventure Time 4 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,910 ♪ Come on, grab your friends 5 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,450 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 6 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:20,780 ♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪ 7 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:22,620 ♪ The fun will never end 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,750 ♪ It's Adventure Time 9 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,360 FINN: [ yawns ] 10 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:36,530 All right. What do you want to see next? 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,070 A cheetah! A fart! 12 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:40,070 A cookie! An external hard drive! 13 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,740 Oh, oh! 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,470 Change into Finn but give him my body! 15 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,870 Beemo, your ideas are boring. 16 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,840 What? Your head on my body isn't boring. 17 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,650 It's weird. [ giggles ] 18 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:54,350 All right, I'll try to turn into a cheetah farting. 19 00:00:54,420 --> 00:01:02,760 Pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! 20 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,230 I can't do the spots. 21 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:07,700 [ shimmering, rustling ] 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,100 Sparkles in the house? 23 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,030 Let's squish 'em! 24 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,000 [ both grunting ] 25 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,840 BOTH: Hyah! 26 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,940 Did you squish the sparkles? 27 00:01:22,010 --> 00:01:25,250 No. They were around this holo-message player. 28 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,410 It's got a cartridge with it. 29 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,050 Oh, snap! 30 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,350 Well, plop that cartridge in the slot, playa! 31 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:31,920 Yeah! Okay! 32 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:33,660 [ power surges ] 33 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,930 [ clears throat ] Hello, boys. 34 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:38,190 [ coughing ] 35 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:39,360 BOTH: Dad! 36 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,100 If you're hearing this pre-recorded hologram message, 37 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,930 it's because I've passed on 38 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,630 and my spirit sparkles guided you 39 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,200 to its secret hiding place. 40 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,900 Right now, I'm holding both of you in my hands. 41 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:50,140 You're both still little, squishy babies. 42 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:50,910 [ squish! ] 43 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:52,110 FINN: [ crying ] 44 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:53,310 JAKE: [ giggles ] 45 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:54,280 [ squish! ] 46 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,180 [ crying continues ] 47 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:02,220 I made you boys something. 48 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,450 It's a dungeon -- a proper dungeon 49 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,120 full of evil monsters, traps, and magic -- 50 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,660 the whole kazoo! 51 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,330 - JAKE: Kickin'! - FINN: Whoa, kickin'! 52 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:13,860 Now, this next part of the message is just for you, Jake, 53 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,730 so, Finn, cover your ears. 54 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,000 Jake, really this dungeon is for Finn. 55 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,470 I know I won't be around forever, 56 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,300 I wanna make something 57 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:23,810 that'll force Finn to toughen up. 58 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:24,840 What? 59 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:26,880 All right, tell Finn to uncover his ears now. 60 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:28,880 Dude, take your hands off your head. 61 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,710 What?! 62 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:33,280 All right, boys, now, to give you some incentive, 63 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:35,720 at the end of the dungeon, I'm putting the family sword. 64 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,090 It's made out of demon's blood. 65 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:38,990 [ growls ] 66 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:40,490 - Whoa! What the...? - Oh, dang! 67 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,460 Give me back my blood, Joshua! 68 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,060 Kee oth rama pancake! 69 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,590 Aaaaaaaargh! 70 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:48,100 - Whoa! - Geez Louise! 71 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,760 DAD: The dungeon's 80 paces west of here 72 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,330 under a dumb-looking rock. 73 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,570 And, Finn, this dungeon's gonna kick your tail. 74 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,700 I bet you won't even get past the first trial, 75 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:57,110 you whiny baby. 76 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:59,270 What? What was that about? 77 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:01,840 Uh... I dunno. 78 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,250 Duhh. Duhh. Duhhh. 79 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:09,450 [ laughs goofily ] 80 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,190 Whoo! 81 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,530 Whoa! Burgers and hot dogs! 82 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 83 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,460 [ panting ] 84 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:25,230 - FINN: Wait, Jake! - But... burgers and hot dogs. 85 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,740 Didn't you say you were hungry for burgers this morning? 86 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,840 Yeah. So? 87 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,140 And I said I was hungry for hot dogs? 88 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,740 Mm-hmm. I remember. 89 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:36,140 I don't think those burgers and hot dogs 90 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,980 are burgers and hot dogs at all. 91 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,590 Aaaaaaaaaaah... 92 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:44,550 Boom!! 93 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:48,590 [ speaking gibberish ] 94 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,740 Yaaaaaaah! 95 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,940 Ew. 96 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,670 Duhhh. 97 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,140 Hyah! 98 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,120 Ahhhh. 99 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,880 Dude! 100 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:18,620 Look! 101 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,330 Finn, cover up those nubs on your head. 102 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:26,830 [ clicks tongue ] Man, again? 103 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:30,230 All right, Jake, I wanna remind you what this dungeon's for. 104 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:33,000 In order for Finn to stop whining, 105 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:34,540 he needs to be put through a trial 106 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,800 that forces him to take charge of a situation. 107 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,940 But, Dad, Finn's already figured that out. 108 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:41,040 He's a good kid with a kind heart. 109 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:43,710 Remember, Jake, this is a pre-recorded holo-message. 110 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:46,310 I can't hear you if you're talking to me right now. 111 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:48,180 I'm gonna go walk around! 112 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,820 Okay! 113 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,450 Jake, I need your help. 114 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,190 You got to call Finn a whiny baby. 115 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,820 - But -- - Butts are for pooping. 116 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,560 Do it for Poppy. 117 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,360 Finn?! - Over here! 118 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,800 Check it out, Jake. I found two ways. 119 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,100 This way has some kind of flower trap, 120 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:09,300 and that way... has that guy. 121 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:12,510 None shall pa-a-a-a-ss! 122 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:15,110 Ugh! Let's take the flower path. 123 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,380 Mm. 124 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,720 Wait! Why don't you want to take my path? 125 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,520 Because you're super gross, man. 126 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,820 Oh. 127 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,290 [ sighs heavily ] 128 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:27,560 Cheer up, man. 129 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,890 We're only telling you you're gross because we're your bros. 130 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,190 Really? 131 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,290 Yeah. Bros are real with each other. 132 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,360 And you're gross, brother. Take a bath. 133 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:38,470 Thanks, brother. [ laughs ] 134 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:40,200 [ chuckles ] No probs. 135 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,240 Hey, what did Dad say? 136 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:46,310 Um... 137 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,410 He said he's surprised a whiny baby like you 138 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,780 made it this far. 139 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,450 What? Why's Dad saying all that jive? 140 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:54,320 Mrnh. 141 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:56,280 Jake, do it for Poppy! 142 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,020 [ sighs heavily ] 143 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:02,690 Because you cry like a baby, baby! 144 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,990 Dude, you're picking on me, too? 145 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:08,560 [ women giggling ] 146 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:10,300 Whoa. 147 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,240 I don't even cry much. 148 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,140 I only cry when it's healthy, like when people die. 149 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,540 [ seductively ] Partake of the fruit. 150 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:23,540 Pfth! Blech! Ugh. 151 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:25,210 If I didn't cry when people died, 152 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,350 I'd have a cold butt for a heart. 153 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,520 [ singsong voice ] The fru-u--u-it. 154 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,550 "Waaaah! I cry when people die! 155 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,820 Waaaah! I'm Finn!" 156 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,260 Partake of the fruit. 157 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:41,400 Maybe I will partake of the fruit! 158 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,030 ALL: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, fruit! 159 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,670 - Dude, don't eat that! - Why not? 160 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,400 All the people that I care about in this world 161 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:50,070 are being wads. - Ohh... 162 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,610 Don't you blow Poppy's cover! 163 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,910 [ distorted voice ] N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 164 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,020 Whoa. 165 00:07:09,790 --> 00:07:11,990 [ both laughing evilly ] 166 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,560 Time to go, baby. 167 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,700 Finn, come on! 168 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:21,270 I'm gonna hang here with these fruit babes. 169 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,970 They'll be my best buds now. 170 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,370 [ growls ] Yah! 171 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,110 [ pants ] 172 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,680 [ both screeching ] 173 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:36,680 [ farts ] 174 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:37,850 [ gas hissing ] 175 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,750 [ both screaming ] 176 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:50,970 JAKE: There's another cartridge! 177 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:57,570 Pbffffffffffffffffffft! 178 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,240 All right, man, Dad told me not to tell you this, but -- 179 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,810 Don't tell him! 180 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,540 You're not real. 181 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:09,050 [ smooch! ] 182 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,620 Dad asked me to call you "baby" 183 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,390 'cause he wants you to be tough. 184 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,090 But I'm tough! My whole body is a callus! 185 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:20,530 Ugh. 186 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,500 On this next holo-message we listen to, 187 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,570 when Dad tells you to cover your ears... 188 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,300 don't. 189 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,440 Hmph. 190 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:32,710 Hey, hey! Finn! Jake! 191 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:34,240 You made it past the fruit witches. 192 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:37,180 Hey, did they make you cry, Finn, huh? Huh? 193 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,250 [ laughs ] I bet they did. 194 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,020 All right. Now cover your ears, Sue. 195 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,780 Jake, I'm almost done with this dungeon. 196 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:46,590 I just have one last monster to fit into this pit I dug. 197 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,360 I got him tied up in this room I'm building. 198 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,320 It's really hard trying to fit him in this pit. 199 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:52,090 He's pretty evil. [ chuckles ] 200 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,230 You're gonna have a crazy time trying to defeat -- 201 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,400 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 202 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,130 BOTH: Dad! 203 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,340 Dad's sword! 204 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,380 Hey, Jake, when Finn finishes this dungeon, 205 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,710 play this tape for him. 206 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,620 Finn... - Ugh! 207 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,350 ...this pre-recorded holo-message... 208 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,290 [ chuckles ] 209 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,590 [ laughing maniacally ] 210 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,620 Finn! 211 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,590 Oof! 212 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,790 [ laughing continues ] 213 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,030 Dude! Use your karate biz! 214 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,970 Ugh. I -- oof! 215 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,830 I can't, man! I suck! 216 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,270 I'm a whiny baby, and I'm fat 217 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,200 and all those things Dad said about me! 218 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,340 Dude! Dad loves you! 219 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,270 Ugh! 220 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:43,080 [ laughing maniacally ] 221 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:47,010 Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message, 222 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,150 it's because you've finished the dungeon that I made. 223 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,520 I'm proud of you. 224 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,550 You're gonna do great things in this world. 225 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,420 I love you, son. 226 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,390 [ grunts ] 227 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:02,230 [ laughs maniacally ] 228 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,230 [ message rewinds ] 229 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,170 ♪ [ beatboxing ] 230 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,100 ♪ Yo, Finn -- 231 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,170 ♪ I'm proud -- 232 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:09,570 ♪ I love you -- you -- you, son ♪ 233 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,440 FINN: Yah! Hunh! Hyah! 234 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,410 DAD: ♪ Yo, Finn -- 235 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:12,910 ♪ I made -- this message -- for you ♪ 236 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,310 ♪ [ beatboxing continues ] 237 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,480 ♪ For you -- for you The dungeon -- for you -- ♪ 238 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,710 ♪ This world -- for you -- 239 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:19,980 ♪ This message -- it's -- for you -- ♪ 240 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:22,780 ♪ Finn -- You're gonna do great -- great -- great -- ♪ 241 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,350 ♪ You're gonna do great things -- things -- ♪ 242 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:28,820 ♪ You're gonna do great -- great -- great -- ♪ 243 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,560 ♪ [ beatboxing, rewinding stop ] ♪ 244 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,090 Duhh. 245 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 DAD: I made you boys something. 246 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,030 It's -- babies -- full of -- babies. 247 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,230 [ message rewinding ] 248 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,400 The family sword -- It's made out of -- babies. 249 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,470 You know I don't think you're a baby, right? 250 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:42,970 Yeah, I know. 251 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,870 That sword is sweet. 252 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,310 Yeah. I'm stoked to slay some evil with it. 253 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,650 Joshua, return my blood to me, 254 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,850 or, by demon's law, I will cut off your love handles! 255 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,920 Joshua! We go way back! 256 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,120 Come on! Just give me back my blood! 257 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,550 Kee oth rama pancake! 258 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,760 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh! 259 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,960 FINN: Man, Dad was cool. 260 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:09,130 JAKE: Yeah. 261 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,870 [ both laugh ] 262 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,400 ♪ Come along with me 263 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,570 ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪ 264 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,580 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 265 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:28,520 ♪ and do so as we please ♪ 266 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:32,590 ♪ Come along with me 267 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,060 ♪ to a cliff under a tree 268 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,290 This party is so crazy!