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[ mouse squeaks ]

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[ penguins chirp ]

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[ all cheering ]

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[ screeches ]

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♪ Adventure Time

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♪ Come on, grab your friends

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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end

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♪ It's Adventure Time

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And so, through my experiments
with cloud seeding,

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I've invented...

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liquid pyrotechnics.

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[ fireworks whistling ]

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That's really cool,
PB!

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Aw, thanks, puppy.

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Isn't it cool, Finn?

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[ stammers, gulps ]

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[ giggles ]

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Uh... Finn, no.

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Come on, Finn.
Don't be weird.

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[ thunder crashes ]

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Look, I'll see
you guys later.

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[ thunder rumbles ]

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BOTH: Ohh!

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[ thunder rumbles ]

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It's letting up.

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Hey, Finn, come on.
Let's go do somethin'.

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[ sighs ]

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Beemo, put on a game.

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[ video-game music plays ]

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♪ I can't keep pushing
this down any deeper ♪

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♪ Why do I keep trying
if I can't keep her? ♪

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♪ Every move I make is just
another mistake ♪

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♪ I wonder what it would take,

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because it feels like there's
a hole inside my body ♪

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♪ Like there's a hole
inside my heart ♪

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♪ It's like this feeling is
gonna consume me ♪

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♪ If I keep waiting for this
thing to start ♪

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♪ Oh, I feel like
I'm all gummed up inside ♪

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♪ It's like I'm all
gummed up inside ♪

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♪ It's like I'm all gummed up
insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

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[ sighs ]

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Oh, Finn.

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Uncle Jake's got to find you
a new love interest.

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Finn, I'm going out
for a quick...

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walk in the woods.

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[ groans ]

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Beemo, you look after him
with your camera eyes.

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If anyone tries to hurt Finn,
I will kill them!

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Okay, good.

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♪ Gotta find a honey
for my homey ♪

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♪ A baby for my buddy

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[ as Barry White ]
♪ A lady for my laddie

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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[ normal voice ]
Woman!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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I'll save you,
Washtub Princess!

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Aah!

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[ grunts ]

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You're safe now, miss...

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Flambo?!

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Yeah, it's me.

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Betcha thought it was a dame,

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on account of my girlish
screamin'.

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I <i>did</i> think that.

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Ha ha.
Well, thanks anyway, brother.

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Hey, you're pretty
plugged-in, Flambo.

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Do you know any princesses
Finn's age?

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Oh, yeah, I know just the skirt,
and she's way hot.

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JAKE: She's from
Fire Kingdom?

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Think I'll die
if I go in there.

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Heh. Oh, yeah.

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[ incanting ]

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[ spits ]

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Ow!

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There -- I cast "flame shield"
on youse.

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Also, I spat on youse.

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[ growls ]

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Beemo-cam on.

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Goldurn you,
tear <i>ducts!</i>

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[ <i>grunts</i> ]

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[ <i>grunts</i> ]

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Ugh.
Hang in there, buddy.

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[ gasps ]

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[ angelic music plays ]

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Uh, yo! What up?

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I'm Jake -- Jake the do--
Ohhhhh!

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Dude, you gotta pretend like
you're of royal blood.

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Coulda told me that
sooner.

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[ chuckles ]
Yeah.

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Good morrow, majesty!

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I am Sir Jake,
Baron of the Grasslands.

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Hmm.

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What is it you seek?

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Speak!

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Uh... uh...

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I come as an envoy of
Prince Finn.

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A prince?

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[ crowd murmurs excitedly ]

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Yeah, and he's the same age
as your daughter.

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Hmm?

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Bold words, but know you that
my daughter is a rare jewel.

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She cannot be wooed by just
any ragamuffin prince.

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Um...

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Oh!

107
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Prince Finn is...
awesome!

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An awesome prince!
That's the best kind!

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Silence, my molten mamas.

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We are perplexed.

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If you are a baron true,
where is your gift?

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'Tis common practice among
visiting dignitaries.

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Yeah, the gift --
where is the gift?

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You're blowin' it, bromide.

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A gift?

116
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Sire, Prince Finn sent...
uh,
<i>th</i> gifts!

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What?!

118
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Hmm.

119
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Three <i>is</i> more than one.

120
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Three's a lot of gifts.
<i>I</i> want three gifts.

121
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Ooh!

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The first gift is,

123
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um... um... um...

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this water bottle!

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Whoop!

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[ laughs goofily ]

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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[ laughs goofily ]

129
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[ gasps ]

130
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Prince Finn has smote
my jester!

131
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Pourquoi?!

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I <i>do</i> hate my jester.

133
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Uh... Prince Finn hated
him, too.

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Hmm!

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For your second gift,

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a... uh... hmm...

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[ light music playing ]

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Oh!

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A serenade!

140
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That Finn wrote...
for milady.

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Ohhhh!

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♪ Oh, Flame Princess

143
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♪ I think you're rad

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♪ I really want
to kiss you ♪

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♪ right in front
of your dad ♪

146
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♪ 'cause I think
you're great ♪

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♪ I wanna be your mate

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♪ or maybe go on a date

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♪ 'Cause it feels like there's
a fire inside my body ♪

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♪ like there's a fire
inside my heart ♪

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♪ It's like this fire is
gonna consume me ♪

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♪ if I keep waiting for this
thing to start ♪

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♪ Oh, I feel like I'm all
warmed up inside ♪

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♪ I feel
all warmed up inside ♪

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♪ I feel all warmed up
insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

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[ sighs ]

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"A fire inside my body"?!

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I am disgusted!

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Give me your third
terrible gift

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and be on your way!

161
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Aw, Finn.

162
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I'm sorry, bro.

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[ <i>sobbing</i> ]

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<i>Beemo, go away!</i>

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Whoop.

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<i>Duck, duck, duck...</i>

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<i>goose!</i>

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Aaaaaaah!

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Is that him?

170
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He looks terrible!

171
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Why isn't he here?

172
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Why did he send his buffoon?

173
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Leave now, buffoon,
for you have failed!

174
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No, wait!

175
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Uh... um...

176
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Prince Finn is here!

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He's ri-i-i-ight... here!

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[ high-pitched ]
Greetings, Flame King.

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My final gift is your favorite
thing in the world.

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A koala bear?

181
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Uh... yes!

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[ grunts ]

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[ deep voice ]
Eucalyptus!

184
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Eucalyptus!

185
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I don't like koalas anymore.

186
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Begone!

187
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[ sniffles ]

188
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Dude, don't cry!

189
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Can't help it.
I'm in love with Bubblegum!

190
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She's too old for you.

191
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- I don't care!
- Come on.

192
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Flame Princess seems
into you.

193
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No, no, no! Only Bubblegum!

194
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[ chomps ]

195
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Ow! Finn?

196
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[ strained ]
Finn! Finn!

197
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Finn, stop!

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[ choking ]

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[ grunts ]

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Fi-i-i-i-nn!

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[ gasps ]

202
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- KING: Excellent!
- Huh?

203
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You have indeed proven
yourself.

204
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Any prince ruthless enough
to kill his own buffoon

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would make an excellent
boyfriend...

206
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Yeah!

207
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...for my evil daughter!

208
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What?!

209
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She's an unstoppable force
of destruction.

210
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Ahhhhh!

211
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Nothing a psycho like you
can't handle.

212
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Congratulations!

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I'm so happy.

214
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I'm so happy to meet you,
Prince.

215
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You're my prince.

216
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That's so sweet!

217
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- She seems normal.
- Yeah, she seems normal.

218
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Stop whispering!

219
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Hey!
So <i>that's</i> where I came from.

220
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You know, on second thought,
we're...

221
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not really
each other's types.

222
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We're... what?

223
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I changed my mind.
I don't like you.

224
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You... what?!

225
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Uh, nothing!

226
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Bye, Flambo!

227
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Finn!
I really messed up!

228
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[ crash ]

229
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Finn, buddy,
you got to help me!

230
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I made a mistake!

231
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[ flames crackling ]

232
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Aaaaaah!

233
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Who lit that fire?!

234
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I'll kill you!

235
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[ rumbling ]

236
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[ grunts ]

237
00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,250
Bubblegum's rockets!

238
00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:20,550
Don't you touch her stuff!

239
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[ fireworks whistling ]

240
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:27,390
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

241
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[ moans ]

242
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It's a girl!

243
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[ grunts ]

244
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You!

245
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,010
What's wrong with me, huh?!
You don't like me?!

246
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,310
I like you!

247
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,880
What's wrong with you?!

248
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:02,090
Don't ever mess
with me again!

249
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,260
Who <i>was</i> that?

250
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The princess of the
Fire Kingdom.

251
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Dude...

252
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I think I have a crush.

253
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♪ Come along with me

254
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♪ and the butterflies and bees

255
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

256
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♪ and do so as we please

257
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♪ Come along with me

258
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♪ to a cliff under a tree

259
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<i>This party is so crazy!</i>

