[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH THE JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: THE TREE OF BLIGHT.
>> [ SHRIEKS ]
>> Finn: EVERY HUNDRED YEARS, IT
SPEWS EVIL SPORES ACROSS THE
LAND.
>> Jake: THEN LET'S BURN ITS
BUTT DOWN TO THE ROOT-RUBBINGS!
FINN, I CAN FEEL A BUNCH OF
EYEBALLS PEEPING US FROM THE
WOODS.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> [ GROWLS ] HUGS!
>> Finn: WHAT THE...
IS THIS AN EXTRA BUTT?
[ GRUNTS ]
QUICK, JAKE, BURN THE TREE.
>> GRR, HUGS.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
>> GONNA CATCH YOU UP, BOY.
I'M GONNA SUGAR YOU TO PIECES.
>> Jake: DUDE!
THE TREE'S ABOUT TO 'SPLODE ITS
EVIL JUICE ALL OVER.
>> Finn: NO!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> [ HOWLS ]
>> Finn: UGH!
>> [ HOWLS ]
>> Finn: JAKE! HURRY!
>> Jake: IS HE CRUSHING YOU,
MAN?
>> Finn: NO, HE'S JUST HUGGING
ME GENTLY.
>> Jake: OH.
[ Deep voice ] WHEN YOU SEE
THE WICKER DEVIL IN TREE
AFTERLIFE, TELL HIM JAKE SAYS
"HELLO."
>> [ SHRIEKING ]
>> AAH! AAH-HA-HA!
>> Finn: [ COUGHING ]
UGH.
>> Jake: HEY, BUDDY. YOU OKAY?
>> Finn: DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ITS
NAME.
>> Jake: WHAT?
>> Finn: OH, SWEET.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: HOT TO THE TOUCH.
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
>> Jake: [ WHISTLING ]
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
HMM.
DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO HUGGY?
>> Finn: I JUST FEEL
AFFECTIONATE, I GUESS.
HUGGING HELPS.
>> Jake: MM.
YOU GOT A FEVER, MAN.
>> Finn: I FEEL HOT.
>> FINN, YOU'RE HURTING ME.
>> Jake: I THINK YOU NEED A GOOD
NIGHT'S SLEEP.
>> Finn: [ SHRIEKING ]
>> Jake: YOU FEELING BETTER
TODAY?
>> Finn: YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE A MILLION CLAMS.
>> Jake: GOOD.
HEY, YOU THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH
CANDY LITTER?
LITTER FOR LUNCH! MMM.
>> Finn: HUH?
>> HUH? NOT AGAIN.
>> Finn: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CINNAMON BUN?
>> PLEASE, FINN.
IF YOU'RE GONNA HUG ME AGAIN,
DON'T MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU
HUGGED ME LAST NIGHT.
>> Finn: UH, I DIDN'T HUG YOU
LAST NIGHT.
>> YES, YOU DID.
MY LOVE HANDLES STILL HURT.
YOU CAME INTO MY ROOM AROUND
MIDNIGHT AND GAVE ME A
SQUEEZE -- A REALLY STRONG ONE!
[ GROANING ]
>> Finn: C.B. SAYS I HUGGED HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
CINNAMON BUN, YOU'VE GOT SOME
CRAZY NOTIONS.
I TELL YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, CINNAMON BUN.
WHAT A CRAZY STORY, BUDDY.
>> Jake: YEAH, BUDDY.
BUT YOU WERE PRETTY HUGGY LAST
NIGHT, BUDDY.
>> Finn: WAIT.
YOU DON'T THINK I ACTUALLY SNUCK
INTO CINNAMON BUN'S ROOM AND
HUGGED HIM, DO YOU?
>> Jake: I'M JUST SAYING, YOU
WERE REALLY CLINGY.
>> Finn: BUT -- NO.
WHY WOULD I?
AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S BECAUSE I
HAVE REPRESSED EMOTIONAL
FEELINGS FOR CINNAMON BUN.
>> Jake: NO.
I HAVE A THEORY, BUT I DON'T
LIKE IT.
YOUR QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR
STARTED ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO
AFTER YOU GOT HUGGED BY THAT
WOLF-MAN, RIGHT?
>> Finn: SO?
>> Jake: WELL, I'VE BEEN
THINKING THAT MAYBE THAT
WOLF-MAN WASN'T WHAT HE SEEMED.
MAYBE HE WAS SOME SORT OF
"HUG WOLF."
YEAH, HERE IT IS.
HUG-WOLVES -- "A SUBSET OF
WOLF-MEN WHICH ROAM THE
COUNTRYSIDE WITH A FERVID
HUG-LUST.
EVERY NIGHT, HUG-WOLVES MUST GO
OUT AND HUG PEOPLE TO SATISFY
THEIR INSATIABLE CRAVING FOR
HUGS.
TO BECOME A HUG WOLF, ONE MUST
BE HUGGED BY AN ALPHA HUG WOLF
ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON!
>> Finn: LIKE LAST NIGHT!
>> Jake: YES.
SO YOU MUST BE A BETA
HUG WOLF -- A LOWER-LEVEL
CREATURE.
>> Finn: WELL, HOW CAN I GET
UN-CURSED?
>> Jake: LET ME, UM, READ THE
BOOK A LITTLE MORE.
IT SAYS THERE'S NO KNOWN CURE.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
I'M SCARED, JAKE.
>> Jake: NO HUGS!
>> Finn: I'M SORRY.
[ GRUNTING ]
I FEEL HOT.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Jake: WHAT'S WRONG, BEEMO?
>> I'M TERRIFIED OF FINN.
>> Jake: HMM.
WELL, THAT PLANT'S NOT GONNA
PROTECT YOU.
YOU CAN GET THIS UNDER CONTROL,
BUDDY.
ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS
THING?!
>> Finn: I THINK SO.
>> Jake: I SAID, "ARE YOU READY
TO OVERCOME THIS THING?!"
>> Finn: YEAH. I HEARD YOU.
I SAID, "I THINK SO."
>> Jake: I'M TRYING TO GET YOU
TO SHOUT.
>> Finn: OH. OKAY.
IS THIS GOOD?!
>> Jake: NEVER MIND.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT
HUGGING A CACTUS.
HOW WOULD THAT FEEL?
>> Finn: PRICKLY AND PAINFUL.
>> Jake: GOOD. GOOD.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
>> Finn: COOL.
SO, CAN I HUG THE CACTUS NOW?
>> Jake: NO, YOU CAN'T HUG
ANYTHING.
>> Finn: BUT THAT POOR CACTUS.
IT -- IT NEEDS ME!
[ PANTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Jake: AH, NO.
THE HUG MONSTER'S ALREADY TAKEN
OVER YOUR BRAIN.
>> Finn: [ Growling ] I WANT TO
HUG YOU, JAKE.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GROWLING ]
>> Jake: FINN?
SAY SOMETHING TO REASSURE ME.
>> Finn: [ Growling ] I'LL HUG
YOUR MOM.
[ GROWLING ]
>> Jake: [ GASPING ]
>> JAKE, WE NEED THE SILVER
BASEBALL.
>> Finn: [ GROWLING ]
[ GROWLS ] HUGS. HUGS. HUGS.
HUGS FOR BUDDIES!
[ HOWLS ]
>> OH, GLOB, OH MY GLOB, JAKE.
MAMA!
>> Finn: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
BRING IT IN, GUYS.
>> SCREAM-O!
>> Jake: BEEMO!
STROBE-LIGHT MODE!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Finn: [ Growling ] NOT COOL.
>> Jake: BACK, BEAST.
>> Finn: [ HOWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ HOWLS ]
>> SURELY THIS FROSTED DRINK
WILL SOOTHE MY FEVERED TEMPERS.
>> Finn: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> HELLO?
GOOD HEAVENS. A LYCANTHROPE!
AAH!
>> Finn: HUG YOU UP, BRO.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ ROARS ]
>> [ GROANING ]
>> Finn: [ GROWLING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
DRACULA?
AAH! EEE!
>> Finn: [ Growling ] HUGS!
>> GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER,
YOU HAIRY TEENAGER!
[ IMITATES GUN COCKING ]
>> Finn: [ ROARS ]
>> EEE!
>> [ IMITATING GUN COCKING,
GUNSHOTS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
SHE'LL NEVER MARRY!
[ IMITATES GUNSHOT ]
[ FAIRY-TALE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jake: FINN? FINN?
>> THERE HE IS.
>> Finn: HUH?
HUH? WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED?
JAKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST
NIGHT?
>> Jake: YOU HUGGED EVERYONE.
>> Finn: NO!
>> THERE HE IS!
[ CROWD JEERING ]
>> WE'RE MAD, BUT WE'RE NOT
GONNA GO DOWN THERE.
>> Finn: PEOPLE OF THE
CANDY KINGDOM, ALL I'VE EVER
WANTED WAS TO KEEP YOU ALL SAFE.
AND BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDO THE
HUGS I'VE CAUSED, MY SOLE WISH
IS TO BE LOCKED UP FOREVER IN
THE CANDY DUNGEON.
>> WHY IS FINN IN A CAGE, MAMA?
ISN'T HUGS NICE?
>> OH, BABY.
>> Jake: CANDY PEOPLE!
LET'S MAKE SURE THAT ALPHA HUG
WOLF PAYS FOR WHAT HE'S DONE.
>> YEAH!
I AGREE WITH THE LAST GUY.
>> Jake: CINNAMON BUN, YOU WATCH
OVER FINN.
>> UH...
>> Jake: LET'S GO, BOYS.
>> UHH...BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> [ Chanting ] NO MORE HUGS!
NO MORE HUGS!
>> WITHOUT CONSENT.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: HUH?
[ GASPS ] [ GRUNTING ]
HUGS!!
>> FINN?
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> UH...
>> Finn: [ GROWLING ]
CINNAMON BUN, LET ME OUT.
>> I -- I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.
>> Finn: DON'T YOU WANT A HUG?
>> I CAN'T, MAN.
>> Finn: NOT EVEN A LITTLE ONE?
>> [ GROANING ]
>> Finn: YOU WANT A HUG?
>> [ MUTTERING ]
YES! HUG ME!
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
WHICH WAY DOES IT TURN?
>> Finn: [ GROWLS ]
>> OW! OW, MY SIDES.
>> SAY "NO" TO HUGS!
>> Jake: I SMELL SOMEONE BEING
HUGGED RIGHT NOW!
>> UH, I HAVE A WIFE.
>> Jake: THAT HUG BE YOUR LAST,
DEMON.
>> [ YELPS ]
[ GROWLS ] STILL LOVE YOU.
RAAH! COME HERE, BABY.
>> Jake: NO HUGGIES!
>> RAAH.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Jake: EH. FINN?
I'VE FAILED YOU.
>> [ HOWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> I'M GONNA HUG YOU UP.
>> Finn: YOU CALL THAT A HUG?
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: THIS IS THE BIGGEST HUG
THAT'S EVER EXISTED.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
YEAH.
[ HOWLS ]
>> Finn: [ GROANS ] HUH?
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: YOU -- YOU STOPPED
HUGGING ME.
>> YEAH. YOU STOPPED, TOO.
>> Finn: I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
I NEEDED ANY MORE HUGS.
>> ME NEITHER.
>> THE CURSE IS BROKEN!
>> Jake: CAN I GET A HUG?
>> Finn: JAKE!
>> MM. [ SHRIEKING ]
>> Jake: AAH!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
this party is so crazy!!!