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[ mouse squeaks ]

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[ penguins chirp ]

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[ all cheering ]

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[ screeches ]

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♪ Adventure time

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♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog

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and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end

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♪ It's Adventure Time

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[ squeaking ]

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What you building?

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Um, it's just a little
stick fort.

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Oh, rad.

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[ creak! ]

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Look.
It's just my size.

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[ both laugh ]

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Hey, get away from my fort,
you big, stinky monster!

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I like it when you get
small, Jake.

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Yeah, me too.

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[ rattling ]
Whoa!

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Whoa!
Peppermint Butler?

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Finn, Jake, the princess
wants to see you.

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As princess of Candy Kingdom,

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I'm in charge of
a lot of candy people.

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They rely on me.

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I can't imagine what might
happen to them if I was gone.

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And after my brush with death at
the hands of the lich,

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[yawning]
I realized something.

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I'm not gonna live forever,
Finn.

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[ whispering ]
I would if I could.

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But modern science
just isn't there yet,

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so I engineered a replacement
who can live forever.

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I call her Goliad.

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Aw, she's cute.

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[ laughs ]

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- Hi, Goliad. I'm Finn.
- And I'm Jake.

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[ British accent ]
Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake.

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- Hi, Goliad.
- Hi, Finn.

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What did you use to
make her?

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Oh, um, pretty standard
candy-creature soup.

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Some amino acids.

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Some algebra.

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And I threw in
one of my baby teeth

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so she'd have my DNA.

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BOTH:
Whoa, DNA?!

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Yeah. All it takes
is just one little tooth.

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Or... a single hair.

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It's a-a-a-all it takes.

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Princess Bubblegum,
are you okay?

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Yeah! I'm good!

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Haven't slept for a solid
83 hours, but...

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Yeah, I'm good.

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Oh, you should
go to bed.

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I can't go to bed.

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Goliad has huge,
mondo mama brains.

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I still need to fill them
with knowledge...

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[yawning]
on how to rule a kingdom.

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What? Let us teach her.

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Uh, okay.

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I guess that would be
all right.

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BOTH:
Yes!

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Teachers!
Teaching teachers!

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BOTH:
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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Come on, Goliad.

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See you later, Princess!
Get some sleep.

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Wh-- hum? Hmm?

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Huh?

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Bye, guys.

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Look, Goliad.
This is a preschool.

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I'm gonna go set up some
obstacles and all that

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for you to learn on.
- Mm.

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- Is that okay?
- Yes. Thanks, Finn.

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I'm excited to learn.

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Okay. Great.

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Jake, you go and get some kids
from inside

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to help with the lesson
and such.

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Okay.
Come on, Goliad.

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Yes, Jake.

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[ indistinct shouting ]

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Um, hmm.

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[ screaming, grunting ]

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Uhh...

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[ laughing, crying ]

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Rotten, stinkin', jerkin'...

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[ gurgling ]

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Whaaa! Ohh!

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Rah! Rah! Rah!

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[ shouting ]

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Now, now. Settle down.

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Jake, these kids
seem pretty scary.

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Oh, no.
These kids ain't nothing.

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Kids croove doozyploon!

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Check this out.

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Hey, there, kids.
Who wants to play --

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- Get him!
- Get that stink!

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Uh, easy now, children.

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Get the brain!

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Get in his brain!

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Get in his eyes!

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[ gasps ]

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[ creak! Pop! ]

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[ grunting ]

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Listen up! You kids better
stop donkin' around!

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You're gonna mess up Goliad!

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[ barking ]

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It's my way or the highway,
get it?

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I'm Don Juan Cherry Tempo!

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Now march, glib blobbit!

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[ creak! ]

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Don't be acting all crazy.

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JAKE:
Whoa, holy shmow!

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Oh, hey.
Y'all are just in time.

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You ready to pop this croc's
back, Dr. Goliad?

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Yeah, I think so, Finn.

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I've learned a real lot already,
so far.

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<i>So </i>much...

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from Jake.

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Yeah, you know, Finn,
maybe this isn't

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such a good
idea, actually.

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Oh, no. It's cool.

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I got helmets for everybody.

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Okay, Goliad.
You ready to lead?

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Ready.

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Okay.

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In 3, 2, 1.
Go!

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All right, listen up!

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You kids better stop
donkin' around

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and get up that ramp!

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You're gonna mess up Goliad!

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I'm Don Jon Cherry Temp--
Cherry Tempo!

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It's my way or the highway,
glob globbit!

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[ grunting ]

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[ barking ]

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FINN: Stop, stop!

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No, Goliad, no!

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Leading isn't about
scaring people.

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You got to stay calm
and use your head.

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Use that beautiful brain,
girlfriend.

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My brain? Are you sure?

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Yeah. Don't be shy.
Try it on me. Lead me.

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Okay, Finn.

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Okay.

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Hmm.

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[ whirring ]

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[ bell dings ]

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[ gasping, coughing ]

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No, Goliad.
That's wrong, too.

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You can't just control people
or whatever.

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It's messed up.

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No, Finn. This way's good.

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Everyone did what I wanted --

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really fast, no mistakes,

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calm, like you said.

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This definitely is
the way to lead.

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Definitely.

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Uh, no, no.

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Wait. Is that true? Hmm.

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Come on, Goliad.

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Let's go see
Princess Bubblegum.

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Princess!

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Goliad's got mind-control
powers!

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She got the wrong idea
about leadership.

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Oh, I was afraid
this might happen.

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Where is she now?

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We left her outside
in the garden!

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Hello, Goliad.

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Hello, Princess.

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I hear you learned
a lot today.

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Yes. I led the children.

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But Finn said you
used yelling and mind control.

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Yes. It was good.

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Goliad, let me tell you
something about leadership.

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You see this fat bee?

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She gets pollen
from this flower,

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but she's gentle

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and makes the flower happy
and pollinated.

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They both get what they need,

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and that's how
a leader should be.

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No, Princess.
Bee cares not for flower.

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If getting pollen hurts
or kills flower,

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bee would not care.

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Bee is stronger than flower.

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[ whirring ]

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Goliad is stronger
than bee.

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Goliad is stronger than all.

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[ gasps ]

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[ thinking ]
Oh, no.

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She's too far gone --
too corrupted.

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If we're not careful, she could
throw an ultra-tantrum

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and whang the castle apart.

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I'll have to disassemble her
and try again.

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- No, Princess.
- [ gasps ]

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This is my castle now.

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Don't worry, Princess.
We'll stop her.

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No, Finn.
Here's the plan.

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I'm going to build another
candy sphinx in my lab.

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It's the only thing that could
possibly match her.

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Just keep her busy
'til I return,

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and don't think about
the plan!

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She can read your minds!

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[ whirring ]

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Ohhh!

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BOTH:
Whoa!

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JAKE: [ growls ]

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[ barking ]

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[ thinking ]
Ugh, that eyeball.

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Just tuck that eyeball back
in its hole.

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[ barking continues ]

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Goliad, no!

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[ shrieks ]

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Ugh.

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[ thud! ]

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[ groaning ]

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Jake! Don't swallow!

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[ whirring ]

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Uh, you're in Finn's bubble.

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[ thinking ]
Don't think about
the plan.

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Think of something else.
Think of something else.

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Don't worry, Princess,
we'll stop her.

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No, no!

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No, Finn.
She's ohhh...

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[ dolphin squeaks ]

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[ splash! ]

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Anyway, like I was saying,
she's far too powerful-l-l-l...

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Ugh! Unhhh!

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BOTH: Aah!

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Finn, she's far too powerful.
Here's the pl--

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Argh.

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♪ I'm a buff baby that
can dance like a man ♪

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♪ I can shake-a my fanny, I can
shake-a my...waahhh!

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Here's the plan.

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- No!
- I'm going to...

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PRINCESS:
Goliad, no!

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Wait, brother.
Why must we fight?

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Rule with me!

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[ squawks ]

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No, brother.
Don't you see?

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They're turning us against --

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[ squawking ]

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So be it.

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Finn, are you
okay?

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Yeah.
That dude saved me.

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That's Stormo,
Goliad's new brother.

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00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,940
Well, what are they
doing now?

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They're about to
have a psychic showdown.

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[ whirring ]

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Whoa, man!

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So, like, I guess they're so
evenly matched

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that it's a stale--
blaghhh!

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It's a stale--
flughhhh!

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Ughh, blah!

254
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They're so evenly
matched that it's a stalemate.

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Yes.

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Stormo sacrificed himself

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to keep Goliad in check
for all eternity.

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Well, that's pretty cool,
but I don't understand.

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If Goliad and Stormo
are the same,

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how come Stormo is
a good guy?

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Oh, that's simple.

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I used some of your heroic DNA
in Stormo's recipe

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and not Goliad's.

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Oh. Whoa.

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So, that means Stormo is,
like, my son?

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Well, yeah,
in a way.

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Happy birthday, Stormo.

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♪ Come along with me

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♪ and the butterflies and bees

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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

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♪ and do so as we please

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♪ Come along with me

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♪ to a cliff under a tree

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This party is so crazy!!