[ mouse squeaks ]
[ penguins chirp ]
[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure time
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end
♪ It's Adventure Time
Both: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh [chuckles] What?
Where are we?
I don't know.
What did we do last night?
Mayhaps we drank juice of the elder toad.
Nah, I doubt it.
Yo, do you see this? We're in a cage.
Do you think we, like, did something wrong?
Yeah, right.
When did we ever did wrong actions?
Get real.
Who you calling?
I'm calling Beemo -- see if he knows what happened.
[ dialing ]
[ muttering ] You know, with us being here and junk...
With my new camera phone.
Wait. Come here.
What?
I guess I vid-taped a buttload of stuff on here.
Play it for the clues within.
Okay, play.
[ static ]
Did you take it yet?
Recording.
Okay, get a shot of the portal.
Gonna go through this biz.
All right, let's do -- [ zap! ]
Oh, no! What?!
Battery crunked out.
Dude, do you remember any of that mess?
No.
But I guess we're here on purpose?
So, we opened a portal to somewhere, but where?
The Nightosphere.
BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
You're in the Nightosphere.
Are you sure?
Uh, yes.
You got thrown in jail.
Look.
[ shing! ]
[ demons moaning, howling ]
Look!
[ gasps ]
Marceline's dad!
We really are in the Nightosphere!
Up and at 'em, people.
Everyone out of your cages.
My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait.
You're letting us go?
I mean... yeah, but not really.
You're in the Nightosphere, so...
So... what?
Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
[ chuckles ]
[ laughs evilly ]
Hey, come on!
Just tell us how we can get back to our world.
You can't leave the Nightosphere --
not unless he lets you.
BOTH: Marceline's dad.
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[ chittering ]
Hunson Abadeer?
[ chuckles ] All right.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
You can't just talk to the boss.
You gotta make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here.
And what's up with this?
Ugh. Ah. Oh, oh, sick!
You touch that stuff?
Later, fools.
[ demons cheering ]
Hey! Hey, is there an outlet anywhere?
[ whining ] You guys!
Maybe this is where they put all the dummy demons.
[ baby-talk voice ] Right, big guy?
You're not so smart, right?
Yea-a-a-h.
Let's go out that hole, man.
Okay, get on.
[ creeeeeeeeak! ]
[ demons screeching ]
[ demons screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
[ chomp! ]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Pretty neat.
[ zap! zap! zap! ] Whoa! Look!
[ zap! zap! zap! zap! ]
Charlic, don't socialize with the smaller demons!
They're dirty and stupid!
Whoa!
Daddy!
[ zap! zap! zap! zap! ]
[ birds cawing ]
What is that?
I think it's, like, sentient blood mist.
Cool.
Come on.
Let's see if anyone knows where Hunson Abadeer is.
All right. Well, how about that dude?
-Okay. -[ growling ]
Yo, bros! How do we talk to Hunson Abadeer?
[ echoing ] The teller can help you.
Get in my flipping belly, and I will transport you.
My insides are habitable.
You will not be digested.
[ creeeeeeeeak! ]
[ poof! ]
Bye, mister!
Who's the teller?
That guy?
Okay, bozos, make room.
Make room. Make room.
Ouch! Come on!
Scooch over, fatty.
I can't, dude.
This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel
when I can't make brown on the camping trips
because of my anxieties.
And I have I.B.S., also.
Ow!
Hey, guy! Are you the teller?
No. No, no, this is the line to meet the teller.
No, man! Are you for real?
How long's the wait? -I don't know.
I just like to row around on top of their heads.
Bunk that!
Hey, do you know about this?
I, uh -- ohh. No.
[ sighs ] Sick.
Why do we need to see the teller anyway?
We just want to see Hunson Abadeer
and find out what happened to us.
The teller will get you in touch with Hunson Abadeer.
We got systems down here.
You got to swim the proper channels, you know?
Youse ain't special!
Youse got to wait like the rest of youse!
Us.
[ groans ] Where's the line start?
Oh [sighs] I don't know.
The thing sort of governs itself.
BOTH: [ grunting ]
Tight!
Ow!
[ whimpering ]
That guy stinks.
[ laughing ]
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Big man? Over here!
Huh? What, me?
Uh, yeah. How long have you been in line for?
How...long?
[ sobbing ]
Oh, butt traps.
Jake, stretch us to the front.
ALL: No cutting!
I will kill you with all my hopes and regrets!
All right, dudes, chill! We'll wait.
[ whistling ]
[ flies buzzing ]
[ breathing shallowly ]
[ hoarsely ] I can't feel my legs.
BOTH: [ sobbing, whimpering ]
Say something! Say something to me!
I... can't.
I got nothing to say anymore.
Just make up words, then!
Bloo-be-de bloo bloo bloo-blee-blee blah!
Shree shrah ha--
Hey, check it out.
We're at the front of the line.
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
Yo, yo!
We want to talk to Abadeer!
What? Oh.
When your thingy comes up,
Hunson Abadeer will see you through the door.
42 million?!
What's the number on the door?
41 million...zabba, dabba... [ muttering ]
We're next! Whew!
Man, I thought I was gonna throw up.
[ ka-ching! ]
That's us!
Yay!
Noooooooooo!
I'm gonna lose it!
[ wailing ]
Hey, do you know if there's an outlet anywhere?
No.
Do you know what this is all about?
No. - [ wailing continues ]
Gross.
[ wailing stops ]
What's going on, buddy? You giving up?
[ whimpers ] I guess.
You don't want to just stick it out a little more?
I don't know if my little-boy heart can take it.
Listen, Finn.
Are you listening?
Mm-hmm.
Your heart may be small,
but it's strong as a bull donk!
And I know.
You can wait through this line
so we can meet Hunson Abadeer
and find out why we're here
and why we're in a pile of Banyanles.
'Cause you're a champ! Okay?!
[ unenthused ] Okay.
Jozu des gamate ne.
Well, at least I can see the end of the line ...
I think.
Let's wait the heck out of this line!
That's it, champ! [ chuckles ]
Pretty pumped up. -I'm super pumped!
[ thunder rumbles ]
Does anyone need to go pee-pees?!
Go ahead.
Okay.
Who's here with a question for Mr. Abadeer?
Oh, yeah.
We've got questions.
[ zap! zap! zap! zap! zap! ] [ zap! zap! zap! zap! zap! ]
[ gasps ] Put your hand down, Finn!
No way, dude! I've got questions!
[ zap! zap! zap! zap! zap! ]
What the hey, Jake?!
It's not answering questions, man.
That thing's gonna bake our beans!
[ shing! ]
Hey, blood-mist cloud! What happened to us?!
Why can't we remember anyth--
Oh. It's gone.
Look.
Ride me, partner.
Hup!
[ neighing ]
Hey, cloud! Where's Abadeer?!
Whoa. Look at all these paintings.
I think this is Hunson Abadeer's house.
Hey!
Hunson Abadeer!
How dare you chumps trespass here?
We just want to go home, man.
Yeah. Why'd you lock us up, Abadeer?
When Marceline finds out about this,
it's gonna stir up some heavy daddy-daughter issues!
No one leaves the Nightosphere!
Aw, come on, man!
[ zap! ]
No one!
No one leaves the Nightosphere!
[ zap! ]
Come with me, you juicy, little, mortal soul.
[ pbft! ]
[ clatter! ] Finn!
Oh, my log, Jake. You found the portal!
Huh?
BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ panting ]
[ grunting ]
[ creak! ] Huh?!
We don't want to hurt you, Abadeer.
Just let us go!
[ laughing evilly ]
Ugh! [ groans ]
[ shrieking ]
- FINN: Hyah! - Ow!
[ grunts ]
Rrragh!
[ shrieking ]
What the--? [ shrieking continues ]
BOTH: Marceline?!
I'm gonna close this portal!
[ hisses ]
You're forbidden to come back to the Nightosphere!
But, Marcy! Let us help you!
It's too late! Stay away from me!
Foreve-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-r!
Marceline's in trouble.
We gotta go back and save her!
All right, but I'm gonna take a shower first.
[ sniffing ]
♪ Come along with me
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please
♪ Come along with me
♪ To a cliff under a tree
This party is so crazy!