[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Jake: YO, BEEMO, YOU DONE
CHARGING UP THAT PHONE, OR WHAT?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
ALMOST... FINISHED.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Jake: THANKS, BEEMO.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT
RIGHT...NOW.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
YO, YO, YO, YO, CHECK IT!
THIS IS JAKE ON MY CAMERA
PHONE!
WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
WHOA, WHOA!
YO, FINN!
SAY HI TO MY NEW CAMERA PHONE.
>> Finn: WHAT UP, CAMERA PHONE?
>> Both: LALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA...
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
...LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
MARCELINE!
>> YOU GUYS WANT TO COME PARTY
IN THE NIGHTOSPHERE WITH ME?
I'M VISITING WITH MY DAD, AND
IT'S CRAZY BORING.
>> Finn: WHOA!
WAIT A MINUTE, MARCELINE.
LAST TIME I SAW YOUR DAD, I
SLICED OPEN HIS SOUL SACK.
>> OH, NO, HE'S TOTALLY CHILL
NOW.
>> Finn: OKAY, BUT I'M KEEPING
AN EYE OUT FOR YOUR OLD MAN IN
CASE HE PULLS ANY...
[ Raspy voice ] SNEAK ATTACKS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T BE A WIENER DOG.
JAKE, YOU COMING?
>> Jake: WHOO! YEAH, BABY!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
ALL RIGHT, SO...THIS IS THE
NIGHTOSPHERE, I GUESS.
IT LOOKS BANAYNAYS.
MARCELINE SAYS THEY GOT TONS OF
CRAZY WAYS OUT HERE.
[ GUITAR STRUMMING, TAMBOURINE
RATTLING ]
RIGHT, MARCELINE?
MARCELINE! MARCY!
[ IMITATES DUCK QUACKING ]
[ CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
>> THERE YOU ARE, MARCELINE.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
HMM?
RRRAGH!
>> Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> OH. HELLO, DOG. HELLO, FINN.
>> Finn: STAY AWAY FROM ME,
OLD MAN!
[ TAMBOURINE RATTLES ]
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] NICE ONE.
>> NOW, FINN.
[ POP! ]
COME ON, THERE'S NO BAD BLOOD
HERE.
COME HERE.
LET'S BURY THE HATCHET.
SEE HOW I'M NOT KILLING YOU?
>> [ GROANS ]
DAD, STOP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MY
LITTLE GIRL.
SO, YOUNG LADY, HAVE YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT MY OFFER?
>> UGH!
>> Jake: WHAT OFFER,
MARCELINE'S DAD?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
I WANT MARCELINE TO TAKE OVER
THE NIGHTOSPHERE -- FINALLY
JOIN THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
>> BUSINESS?
DAD, WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO?
>> OH! HA!
Come on, come on, come on, come
on.
CHECK IT OUT, SWEETIE.
SEE HOW CHAOTIC IT IS OUT
THERE?
[ FWOOSH! ]
HOW EVERYONE'S CONFUSED AND
FRUSTRATED?
THE NIGHTOSPHERE IS SUSTAINED
BY CHAOS.
>> EH, I JUST DON'T SEE MYSELF
DOING THIS BIZ.
>> OKAY, BUT I KNOW YOU'LL COME
AROUND EVENTUALLY.
OR MAYBE YOU WON'T.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
[ YAWNS ]
>> Jake: AAAH!
>> WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE A NAPPY.
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT.
[ RIP! ]
>> DAD!
>> WHOOPS!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SHOULD PUT THIS AMULET ON.
IT'LL GRANT YOU WISHES FOR,
LIKE, PONIES -- OR WHATEVER
KIDS LIKE.
>> DAD, I'M 1,000 YEARS OLD.
>> HA! YES, YOU ARE, SWEETIE.
DADDY'S LITTLE MONSTER.
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPART ]
>> LOOK, LET'S JUST PLAY
SOMETHING, OKAY?
>> Finn: OKAY.
>> ♪ I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO
GIVE YOUR LITTLE GIRL THE
WORLD ♪
♪ BUT, DADDY, I'M NOT JUST YOUR
LITTLE GIRL ♪
♪ I'VE GOT MY OWN LIFE, I GOT MY
OWN PLANS ♪
♪ I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND AND LIKE
THE WAY THAT I AM ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOUR RESPECT,
AND I WANT TO BE HERE ♪
♪ BUT I DON'T WANT TO RULE THE
NIGHTOSPHERE ♪
[ SIGHS ]
PFFFT! WHATEVER, DAD.
OOH--
AAAAAAARRGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Finn: JAKE, GRAB THE AMULET!
OOF!
>> Jake: OW! MY HIPPOCAMPUS!
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
>> Jake: WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HOW
WE GOT AMNESIA'ED.
BUT WHAT ABOUT BANANA?
>> Finn: HEY, MAN, THERE'S
ANOTHER VIDEO.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
WE GOT MAD PRISON-OVERCROWDING
DOWN HERE, FELLAS.
SO, I GOT TO PUT YOU IN THE
CAGE WITH THE STUFF.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT REALLY.
[ GATE SLAMS ]
[ BELCHES ]
OH, MY STOMACH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PBFT! PBFT! ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Jake: YEEEEE!
>> Finn: THAT AMULET'S
CONTROLLING MARCELINE!
WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND HELP HER!
WE'RE GONNA GET BACK USING THAT
ONE PORTAL SPELL WE KNOW.
HAH!
MALOSO VOBISCUM ET CUM SPIRITUM!
>> Jake: WHOA, DUDE.
SHE TOLD US NEVER TO COME BACK.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH.
OH!
JAKE, CAN YOU TURN INTO A GROSS
DEMON?
>> Jake: MM-HMM.
>> Finn: GROSSER!
>> Jake: RAAAAAAH!
[ Deep voice ] WHAT'S YOUR
DISGUISE?
>> Finn: PAPER-PLATE MASK, YO!
>> Jake: NICE!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
LET'S GO! HYAH!
>> WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NEXT?
>> UH...ME, MY LORD ABERDEER.
>> WHAT DO YOU DESIRE, COWERING
SPECK -- PAIN, PLEASURE, OR
WEIRD PUNISHMENT?
>> UH...PLEASURE?
>> NO! WEIRD PUNISHMENT!
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]
>> [ VOMITING ]
>> AND WHAT DO YOU DESIRE --
"P," "P," OR "W.P."?
>> I...
PAIN?
>> OKAY.
>> AW.
>> COME ON! COME ON! NEXT!
>> I'M JUST GONNA GO.
>> YOU SURE, DUDE?
DON'T YOU WANT ABS?
>> YEAH, GIVE ME ABS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: I THINK WE CAN CHARGE
UP THERE AND RIP THE AMULET OFF
HER NECK.
[ PANTING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
YOU CAN'T RUN UP TO THE FRONT OF
THE LINE!
THESE GOOD PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOREVER!
SHAME ON YOU BOTH!
EVERYBODY, SHAME THEM!
[ CROWD BOOING ]
BOO, SIR!
I BOO WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
STEP BACK -- BACK!
YOU WILL NOT CUT THE LINE AGAIN!
YOU STAY BACK HERE AND WAIT YOUR
TURN LIKE THE REST OF US!
UNDERSTAND?!
>> Finn: YEAH, OKAY! OKAY!
>> I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
>> SORRY, DUDE.
YOU GOT OUT OF LINE.
>> DANG IT!
>> Both: [ GROANING ]
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> WHO ARE YOU?!
>> Finn: WAAH!
DON'T KILL US, MARCELINE!
>> Jake: IT'S US --
FINN AND JAKE!
>> Finn: YOUR FRIENDS,
REMEMBER?!
>> EH.
>> Jake: OH, GROB!
>> [ GROWLING ]
AAAAAAH!
>> Finn: RUN!
MARCELINE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> JUST GRABBING A MIDNIGHT
SNACK.
>> Finn: IT'S MARCELINE.
THAT'S HER OUT THERE!
>> I KNOW.
ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?
>> Finn: NO!
WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!
>> SAVE HER?
>> Finn: FROM THE AMULET!
>> BUT THIS IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED -- MY GIRL FOLLOWING IN
HER DADDY'S FOOTSTEPS.
>> Finn: BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE
WANTS!
>> THAT'S BALDERDASH, BABY.
THE WEARER OF THE AMULET IS
FILLED WITH CHAOTIC EVIL, WHICH
IS HOW I GREW UP, SO...
[ CHOMPING ]
>> Finn: MAYBE WE CAN GET THESE
DUDES TO HELP US.
[ ALL MURMURING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Jake: [ Normal voice ] THESE
GUYS WON'T HELP YOU.
THEY'RE ALL COMPLACENT SHEEPLE.
[ BEATBOXES ]
>> Finn: WAIT. THAT'S IT!
WE'RE GONNA FREESTYLE A
POLITICAL RAP TO GET THESE GUYS
TO RISE OUT OF THEIR SYSTEMIZED
DEMON APATHY!
>> Jake: OKAY.
[ BEATBOXING ]
>> Finn: [ Rapping ] YEAH. UNH.
POLITICAL RAP!
YO, YO!
DEMON APATHY!
YO, ZAPPITY!
GET READY!
GOVERNMENT!
WHERE YOU WENT!
YO! FARMER'S MARKET!
RIDE BIKES! GET ON IT!
GEODESIC DOMES!
SCIENCE!
YOU HEARD?
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT
WAY BEFORE.
>> THIS SYSTEM IS BROKE, YO!
[ CROWD CHANTING "FREEDOM!" ]
>> Finn: MARCELINE.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL CHOMPING ]
>> Jake: UGH. SICK.
>> Finn: JAKE! THE TREE HOUSE!
>> Jake: AAAAH!
I'M TOO FREAKED OUT TO MOVE,
FINN!
THESE DEMONS ARE NIBBLING MY
LEGS!
>> Finn: JAKE, TAKE HER!
>> Jake: NO, FINN!
YOU'LL BE FILLED WITH CHAOTIC
EVIL!
>> Finn: AAAAAH!
>> [ GULPING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Finn: [ ROARING ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> Finn: [ Deep voice ]
MARCELINE.
NO ONE LEAVES THE NIGHTOSPHERE!
[ ROARS ]
[ Normal voice ] WH-O-O-O-OA!
OH!
>> MARCELINE!
UH, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO
HIM.
KIDS THESE DAYS.
AM I RIGHT?
>> Jake: DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
>> DAD, YOU TRICKED ME.
DAD, THAT SUCKS!
>> I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO --
WANT TO MAKE YOUR OLD MAN PROUD
AND, YOU KNOW, TAKE OVER THE
NIGHTOSPHERE.
>> YEAH, I WANT YOU TO BE PROUD!
I WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME!
>> NO, I DIDN'T MEAN --
BABY, OF COURSE I'M PROUD OF
YOU.
>> DAD.
>> AND YOUR FRIENDS, THEY'RE ALL
RIGHT!
THAT POLITICAL RAP?
PRETTY GREAT!
>> OKAY, OKAY.
I GOT TO GO NOW, DAD.
WOOF! WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
MAN, FINN, MY DAD ACTUALLY LIKES
YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH
YOU ANYMORE.
>> Finn: [ MOANS ]
>> FINN?
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ >> FINN?
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
.
THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!.