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[ mouse squeaks ]
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[ penguins chirp ]
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[ all cheering ]
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[ screeches ]
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♪ Adventure Time
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♪ Come on,
grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end
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♪ It's Adventure Time
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Jake, if I beat you,
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you have to call me "sensei"
for a month.
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Deal.
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Hi, guys.
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ALL:
'Sup, Turtle Princess?
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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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Get your hands off me,
Steven!
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Yah!
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You too, Chad!
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Hey, girl.
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Hey, girl.
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Brought you some
little fruit pies.
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Awesome.
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[ munch! munch! ]
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How you doing out here?
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Turtle Princess,
the men out here
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will not leave me alone!
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[ sighs ]
It must be nice.
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Nah, it's horrible.
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They just want me
for my lumps.
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[ screeches, caws ]
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These lumps aren't
for sale, Billy!
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[ caws ]
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Ugh!
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Aren't you sick of men going
after your turtle lumps?
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Actually, I've never been
able to work my T-Lumps.
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I just know
what I read in books.
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[ gasps ]
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Hey, you should write a book
telling me how to do it.
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Oh, my glob.
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Turtle Princess,
I always wanted
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to write trashy books
for ladies!
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[ hisses ]
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Hyah!
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Back up off me, Ricky!
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Yeah, everyone needs to know
that when I work these lumps,
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no man is immune
to their influence.
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Jake's ball landed over
here, Beemo!
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[ gasps ]
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LSP, Finn would be perfect
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as the test subject
for your lump studies.
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Yay! I win!
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Bow to your sensei.
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Aw!
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[ laughs ]
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You got to go undercover
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and conduct your
lump science on him.
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Prove to the world that even
a white knight like Finn
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is no match for the power
of your lumps.
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I'll do it --
for the world!
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And for you, girl.
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Oh, girl!
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[ ting! ]
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Day one -- on my way to Finn
and Jake's.
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Side note --
I look fresh to death
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with my new dress
and purse.
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Mm. Mm. Mm.
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Hello?
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[ sexily ]
Hey, Jake.
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Is Finn home?
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Ohh!
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'Sup, LSP?
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[ normal voice ]
Oh, hey.
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I'm answering
that ad you put out
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for the "Adventure
Secretary."
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What?
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Ugh! Hold on. I'll get it.
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[ paper rustling ]
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Hold on. It's down in there.
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Okay, wait. I got it.
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Here you go.
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"Wanted -- Adventure
Secretary."
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[ sniffs ]
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Smells like fruit pie.
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It's nice of you to
want to be our secretary,
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but we don't need one.
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Dude, look at her.
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Mmm. Oh, glob.
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Yeah, it's sad.
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Come on.
We got to help her.
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Ah.
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All right, LSP, come inside.
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Awesome.
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Totally nailed the interview.
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[ slurp! ]
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I'm gonna need
a secretary desk.
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Rah!
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[ screech! ]
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I'm starving!
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What's for dinner?!
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Oh. Uh...
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we got some...
blueberries.
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Jake has saltines.
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Yuck.
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Looks like I'll have to bust out
these cobras
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to get a better
dinner.
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[ sexily ]
Hey, Finn.
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You got anything better to eat?
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Oh, cool --
old spaghetti.
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I'm gonna go heat this up.
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Chapter one -- "gotcha."
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Have a good night.
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See you in the morning.
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Good night, you guys!
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Finn is even more overpowered
by my lumps than I thought.
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I guess at the end of the day,
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it's all about the lumps.
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Hey, girl.
Hey --
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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Hey, girl.
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Oh, Turtle Princess, this book
is coming out awesome!
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Oh, good, girl.
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I can't wait to read it.
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Thanks, girl.
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Good night, girl.
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Good night, girl.
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[ click ]
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[ snoring ]
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[ crackle ]
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[ groggily ]
Huh? What's that?
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'Sup, LSP?
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What are you guys doing?
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We're carrying these
rocks on an adventure
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up to the mystery mountains.
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Oh, nuh-uh!
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I am not gonna carry rocks!
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That's okay.
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Jake can carry them.
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Yep.
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Ugh! Fine.
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You're welcome, Finn.
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Ugh!
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My arms weren't meant to carry
so many rocks, you guys.
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Come on, LSP.
You can make it.
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Ugggggh!
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[ rocks clatter ]
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Hey, girl. Hey --
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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Turtle Princess,
you can't call me.
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You're gonna blow my cover!
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Good morning, girl.
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Good morning, girl.
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Would you be mad at me
if I ask out Billy,
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that vulture who was
hitting on you?
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I think he's cute, and...
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Hey, LSP, shake a leg.
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Can't talk right now, girl.
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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The loch of phantoms.
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Princess Bubblegum said
the rocks would show us
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the safe path.
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This is way too boring
for my book.
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Oh! My shoulder strap!
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Oh, my orange juice
is coming out!
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Ha! Gotch--
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huh?
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[ splash ]
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[ chuckles ]
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Jake. "Kerploop!"
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[ chuckles ]
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"Kerploop."
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Not... gotcha?
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All right!
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[ drip! splat! ]
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Ughhh!
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This place is plops, Finn!
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We can meet you back
at the tree house later,
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if you want.
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That weird light.
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[ shimmer! ]
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Hey, Finn!
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Finn, my dress is slipping!
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Huh?
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Listen, LSP, we gotta
be careful.
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Whooooo!
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My dress!
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No, LSP! It's not safe!
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Aaah! Don't look!
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He-e-e-e-e-y!
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Oh.
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Hey, Fi-i-i-nn.
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[ knock on wall ]
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She's stuck in there!
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We got to bust through
this wall!
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[ shing! knock! knock! ]
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[ clang! knock! ]
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I knew you couldn't
resist me, Finn.
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Oh, lump.
I took it too far.
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[ whish! ]
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[ gasps ]
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My powerful lumps have turned
Finn into a grody monster!
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Get away, Finn!
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Aah! No!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Hyah!
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Aah! I-I can't look!
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[ whoosh! ]
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Aah!
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[ both breathing heavily ]
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That was so crazy!
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What just happened?!
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Oh.
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Um, Bubblegum sent us
on a quest
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to destroy these
cursed mirrors.
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Evil stuff happens
when you look into them.
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Oh, glob.
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I had to look,
'cause I looked so good.
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LSP, you don't need a mirror
to know you look good.
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[ shing! ]
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You're beautiful
on the inside.
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Like...
your brain and stuff.
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Thanks for saying that stuff.
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And for saving me
from those mirror-yous.
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That was pretty nice.
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Okay, time to write.
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Gonna make this...
trashy.
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Turtle Princess will be all...
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[ as Turtle Princess ]
"Oh, my gosh!
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Number-one best seller!"
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[ normal voice ]
Heh heh. Yeah.
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[ rustling in distance ]
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What is he doing out there?
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Sometimes,
after an adventure,
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he likes to sit out there
and think.
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Hey, girl. Hey --
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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Hello?
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Hey, girl.
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Are you almost done
with your book?
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Oh!
I'm working on it.
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I've been doing so much
research.
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Did Finn fall victim
to your lumps?
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Um... yeah.
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Great!
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Bring in your manuscript
right away.
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Click!
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Yeah... a book
about how I'm hot
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and Finn only wants --
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he's so... hot.
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[ gasps ]
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[ laughs ]
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Old spaghetti.
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"Kerploop."
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You're beautiful
on the inside.
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Finn has the hottest lumps,
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but his lumps are
on the inside.
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Aaaargh!
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[ crash! ]
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He's great!
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♪ Your generousity is ....
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♪ You like to win from second
place while cheering up a room ♪
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♪ All so bright ...
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Uh... bye, LSP.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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This isn't what you said
it'd be about.
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I know. I --
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I love it!
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Oh, my glob!
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[ scribble! ]
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[ caws ]
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♪♪♪[song indistinct]
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Finn, you've probably been
wondering
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where I've been
for the last few hours.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, I have.
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Finn, I was never really
your secretary, Finn.
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I was writing a book
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about how you were
a slave to my lumps
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'cause I'm so hot, Finn!
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Oh. Okay.
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But you're the one
who's hot, Finn!
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Wow. Uh... thanks!
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No. Thank you.
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LSP, you're wearing
garbage for clothes!
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Gotcha.
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Aah!
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♪ Come along with me
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♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please
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♪ Come along with me
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♪ To a cliff under a tree
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This party is so crazy!