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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON,
GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO
VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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Finn:
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
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AAAH!
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[ SLUUUUURP! ]
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[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH!
MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
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Jake: [ SIGHING ]
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Finn: HEY, JAKE.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU LOOK DUMPY.
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HOW COME?
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I-IS IT BECAUSE OF
THAT METAL BOX?
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IS SOMETHING SAD INSIDE?
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Jake: NO.
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IT'S NOTHING.
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Finn: THERE'S LOTS OF BOXES
THAT HAVE NOTHING IN THEM.
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BUT ALSO, YOU COULD PUT
SOMETHING IN THE BOX.
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AND THEN IT
WON'T BE EMPTY!
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DOES THAT MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER?
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Jake:
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE A CHARMER,
FINN HUMAN.
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NO.
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IT'S...WELL...
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LADY RAINICORN
DOESN'T WANT TO
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PLAY THE GAME CARD
WARS WITH ME.
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I ALWAYS BEAT HER.
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SO SHE SAYS,
"NO MORE CARD WARRING."
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Finn:
WHAT'S CARD WARS?
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Jake:
IT'S A FANTASY CARD GAME
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THAT'S
SUPER-COMPLICATED
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AND AWESOME,
BUT, WELL...
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OH, IT'S KINDA STUPID.
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NEVER MIND.
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Finn: HOW COME YOU NEVER
TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE?
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IT SOUNDS COOL.
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Jake:
REALLY?!
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WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU'D SAY IT WAS
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FOR NERDS WHO
DO NOT KNOW HOW
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LIFE IS OUTSIDE
OF THE NERD UNIVERSE.
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Finn:
I-IT IS, MAN.
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BUT I STILL TOTALLY
WANT TO PLAY IT.
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SO NO MORE MOPING, OKAY?
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Jake: THANKS, FINN.
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[ WINDOW CREAKS ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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OH, HEY, BEEMO.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY, TOO?
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NO!
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I DO NOT PLAY SUCH GAMES...
WITH JAKE!
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Finn:
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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Jake:
AH, WHATEVER.
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LET'S PLAY THE GAME!
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Finn: SO, WHAT KIND OF
STAKES DO WE PLAY FOR?
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Jake:
HOW ABOUT THE LOSER...
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IS A DWEEB, AND THE
WINNER IS A COOL GUY?
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Finn:
THOSE ARE GOOD STAKES.
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Jake:
COFFEE GROUNDS, BEETLE
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BUTTER,
GRAPE JELLY, KIMCHI,
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AAAND THIS STUFF.
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Finn: HEY!
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YOU'RE RUINING THAT POP
WITH WEIRD TASTE!
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[ SQUIGGLE! ]
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[ SQUIGGLE! ]
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Jake: WE DRINK WHEN
THE GAME IS OVER.
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Finn: OH, GROSS.
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Jake: NOW, LET ME
EXPLAIN THE RULES.
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THAT'S BASICALLY
THE BASICS.
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SO ONCE WE HAVE OUR
KINGDOM SET UP...
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[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
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...IT'S TIME TO
START TO PLAY...
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FOR THE GLORYYYY!
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Finn: HUH?
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Jake:
HEY, WERE YOU ASLEEP?
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I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN
IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
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Finn: DOESN'T MATTER.
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LET'S JUST PLAY.
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Jake: BUT IF YOU DON'T
KNOW THE RULES,
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOSE IN
THE FIRST COUPLE ROUNDS,
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LIKE LADY ALWAYS DOES.
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AND THEN YOU'LL
HATE THE GAME.
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AND THEN YOU'LL HATE ME!
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AND THEN, AND THEN --
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Finn: PFFT!
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YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA WIN?
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I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU --
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PARTY-DANCE STYLE, DWEEB!
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Jake:
[ LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY ]
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BRING IT!
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Finn: SO, HOW DO I GET
MY LAND ON THE MAP?
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Jake: OH.
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YOU, UH,
FLOOP YOUR LAND CARDS.
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[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
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Finn: UH...
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Jake: KEEP THOSE HONEYS
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HIDDEN, OR I'LL GET
A STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE!
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Finn: OH!
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HMM...
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Jake:
OKAY, I GO FIRST.
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I FLOOP THE
SILO OF TRUTH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Finn:
[ GASPS ]
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HEY!
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Jake: PFFT!
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YOU GOT REALLY
LAME CARDS.
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HMM...
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I'LL TAKE THE CEREBRAL
BLOOD STORM, THOUGH.
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[ WHIRS ]
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Finn: HUH?
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Jake: OKAY, NOW IT'S
THE BATTLE PHASE.
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I'M ATTACKING
YOUR SCHOOLHOUSE
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WITH MY
HUSKER KNIGHTS.
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[ HORSE SNORTS ]
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AND, I'M CASTING
CEREBRAL BLOOD STORM.
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[ SHIMMER! ]
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Jake: SO, WHAT DO
YOU USE TO DEFEND?
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
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Finn: UH...
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CAN MY COOL DOG AND ANCIENT
SCHOLAR DEFEAT YOUR
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HUSKER KNIGHTS?
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Jake:
[ LAUGHS ]
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OF COURSE NOT!
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Finn: HMM.
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THEN I FLOOP THE PIG...
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Jake: WHAT?!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Finn: WHAT?
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Jake: OKAY, OKAY.
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FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T FLOOP
A CREATURE TO MAKE IT FIGHT.
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YOU ACTIVATE A CREATURE.
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Finn: HMM.
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NO! IT SAYS I CAN
FLOOP THE PIG.
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SEE?
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[ PIG SNORTING ]
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Jake: [ GASPS ]
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NO!
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HE'S EATING ALL
MY CORNFIELDS!
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MY HUSKER KNIGHTS DRAW
ENERGY FROM CORN!
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Finn: AND SINCE I'M NOT
ACTUALLY ATTACKING,
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YOUR CEREBRAL BLOOD
STORM ONLY DOES
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DAMAGE TO YOUR OWN
KINGDOM'S TROOPS.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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Jake: [ GASPS ]
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YOU JUST WIPED OUT
MY ENTIRE ATTACK!
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Finn:
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IF
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ALL YOUR POWER UNITS
COME FROM CORN?
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PIGS EAT CORN, DUDE.
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CORNFIELDS STINK.
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Jake:
CORNFIELDS ARE AWESOME!
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WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK YOU KNOW SO
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MUCH ABOUT CARD WARS?!
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Finn:
IT'S JUST LOGIC.
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Jake:
YOUR TURN.
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Finn: HMM...
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Jake: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
DISCARD A CARD AND PICK UP
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A NEW ONE FIRST.
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Finn: OH, RIGHT.
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Jake: LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU'RE A BABE
IN THE WOODS.
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YOUR BEGINNER'S LUCK
ENDS THIS ROUND!
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Finn: HMM.
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Jake: SPIRIT TOWER!
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AND THE CAVE OF SOLITUDE?!
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Finn: NOW MY BATTLE
PHASE BEGINS.
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I ACTIVATE MY ANCIENT
SCHOLAR TO BEGIN STUDYING.
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AND I ALSO MOVE
MY PIG TO THE
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CAVE OF SOLITUDE SO
HE CAN TAKE A NAP.
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Jake: THAT'S IT?
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YOU'RE NOT ATTACKING?
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Finn: I'LL ATTACK ON
A DIFFERENT TURN.
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Jake: HA!
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THEN THE SEAS
HAVE ALIGNED AND
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THE FIVE WINDS
WAFT THE SMELL OF
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VICTORY TO MY
PALACE DOORS!
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I CAST
"FIELD OF NIGHTMARES"
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AND ACTIVATE
MY LEGION OF
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EAR-LINGS TO SCARE
YOUR PIG TO DEATH!
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
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Finn: MY PIG'S IN THE
CAVE OF SOLITUDE.
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Jake: UM...
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I CAST "TELEPORT"
TO MOVE YOUR PIG
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TO THE EMPTY FIELD
SO I CAN ATTACK HIM!
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Finn: UH...
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WOULDN'T "TELEPORT" ONLY
WORK ON YOUR OWN CREATURES?
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Jake: YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA SLAY
THAT PIG, THOUGH.
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Finn: HOW?
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CREATURES
THAT CAN TOUCH HIM.
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Jake: UGH!
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Finn: FACE IT, MAN.
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I'M THE COOL GUY.
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Jake: HMM...
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU'RE THE
COOL GUY, HUH?
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WELL, LET ME MAKE IT A
LITTLE HOT FOR YOU, THEN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I FLOOP THE VOLCANO.
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Finn: WHAT?!
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THAT'LL DESTROY YOUR KINGDOM,
TOO, WON'T IT?!
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Jake: HMPH!
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MAYBE. OH!
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Finn: AAH!
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MY PIG!
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♪ LA, LA ♪
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AAH!
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Jake:
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
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THE PIG IS DEAD.
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NOW I RECONSTITUTE
MY CORNFIELDS
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USING THE
"RECLAIM LANDSCAPE" SPELL.
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MY HUSKER KNIGHTS,
REVIVE!
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[ HORSE SNORTS ]
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AND I STILL HAVE MY
BATTLE PHASE.
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HIDING IN THE
USELESS SWAMP,
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THE IMMORTAL
MAIZE WALKER!
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I LOVE CORN!
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Finn: AH!
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Jake: CORNFIELDS GIVE THE
IMMORTAL MAIZE WALKER TRIPLE
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DAMAGE.
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Finn: UH...
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Jake: I TOLD YOU
CORNFIELDS ARE AWESOME!
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YOUR ANCIENT SCHOLAR AND
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COOL DOG WON'T
SURVIVE THIS TIME.
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Finn: ACTUALLY, MY ANCIENT
SCHOLAR'S BEEN STUDYING THE
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"RAISE THE DEAD" ABILITY.
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Jake: SO WHAT?
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Finn:
SO MY ANCIENT SCHOLAR
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RAISES THE DEAD.
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[ PIG SNORTS ]
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I FLOOP THE PIG.
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Jake:
NO-O-O-O-O-O!
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LOOK. MY TOWER'S
DOING A THING.
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HOMINY-HOMINY-HOMINY!
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Jake: YOU GANKED
MY SPIRIT WALKER!
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AH!
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[ MUMBLING ANGRILY ]
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Finn: UH, MAYBE WE
SHOULD TAKE A BREAK?
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Jake:
[ GROANS ]
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YOUR TURN.
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Finn: HUH?
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Jake: YOU PLAY!
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YOU PLAY!
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Finn: OH, ZANG.
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I DO NOT PLAY SUCH
GAMES WITH JAKE.
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Finn: SORRY!
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I GOT TO USE THE
BOY STYLE ROOM.
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Beemo!
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Beemo!
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BEEMO CHOP!
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IF THIS WERE A REAL ATTACK,
YOU'D BE DEAD.
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Finn:
BEEMO!
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JAKE'S ACTING
BOONOONOONOOS!
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OH, NO!
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ARE YOU WINNING THE
GAME OF CARD WARS?
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Finn: YEAH!
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THAT'S TERRIBLE!
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IF JAKE LOSES THAT GAME,
HE GETS SUPER DEPRESSED!
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WHEN I BEAT HIM,
HE WOULDN'T
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TALK TO ME
FOR A MONTH!
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Finn: WHAT?!
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I ONLY PLAYED SO HE
WOULDN'T BE BUMMED!
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FINN, YOU MUST
TAKE A DIVE.
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Finn: OKAY, I'LL TRY.
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BUT I'M A CARD WARS
SUPER AMADEUS.
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WHOOP!
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Jake: PLAY...
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THE...
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GAME.
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Finn: GROB.
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BETTER MAKE
THIS LOOK GOOD.
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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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ALL RIGHT, JAKE.
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PREPARE FOR MY
ULTIMO-ATTACK!
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Jake: WELL, I'VE STILL GOT
MY WANDERING BALD MAN.
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OH, NO.
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Finn: I NEED TO GET RID
OF MY PIG SO JAKE CAN
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RECONSTITUTE
HIS CORNFIELDS.
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I ACTIVATE THE PIG TO ATTACK
YOUR WANDERING BALD MAN.
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Jake: THAT'S STUPID.
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JUST ATTACK WITH
IMMORTAL MAIZE
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WALKER AND GET THE
GAME OVER WITH!
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Finn: NO WAY!
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YOU'VE UNDERESTIMATED ME
AND MY PIG ALL DAY.
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PLEASE LOSE.
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PLEASE LOSE.
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NO-O-O-O!
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Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ PIG SNORTS ]
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[ PIG SQUEALING ]
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OH-HO!
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OH! OH, YEAH!
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PIGS CAN'T LEAVE MUD LANDSCAPES
ONCE THEY'RE ON THEM!
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HA HA HA!
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THE PIG IS MINE!
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FIRST, I'LL PLAY
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RECLAIM LANDSCAPE.
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THEN I CAST
"SUMMON ARCHER DAN."
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Finn: WHOA, MATH...
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[ GRUNTS ]
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Finn:
M'BOYS!
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Jake:
YOU HAVE NO
CREATURES LEFT.
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THAT'S THE GAME, BOY!
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THE FIVE WINDS
BLOW THROUGH
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CORNFIELDS ONCE AGAIN FOR
THE GLORY OF JAKORIA!
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00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,380
Finn:
HEH. YOU GOT ME.
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00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,450
Jake: IN YOUR FACE!
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00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,220
IT'S TIME TO DRINK UP!
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IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU ARE THE DWEEB
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AND I'M THE COOL GUY.
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[ SLURPS ]
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Finn: [ SNIFFS ]
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[ GAGS ]
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Jake: IS IT TOO GROSS
FOR YOU, MAN?
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00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:41,800
Finn:
NO, NO.
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00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:43,970
I GOT TO TAKE WHAT'S
COMING TO ME.
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[ SLURPS ]
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[ GULPS ]
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HEY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
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I LIKE IT!
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00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:51,510
Jake: WHAT?!
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00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,680
Finn:
YOU WANT A TASTE?
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00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,520
Jake:
[ SLURPS ]
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AH, IT'S GROSS!
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Finn:
[ LAUGHS ]
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IN YOUR FACE, DWEEB!
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00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,390
[ SLURPS ]
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00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:05,290
Jake: [ SLURPS ]
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00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,360
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,200
Finn: [ SLURPS ]
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00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:08,900
Jake: [ SLURPS ]
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00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,630
Finn: [ SLURPS ]
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00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,300
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:20,070
♪ AND THE
BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER
THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
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00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:28,080
♪ AND DO SO
AS WE PLEASE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
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This party is so crazy!