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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON,
GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO
VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG

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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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[ INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]

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DONKIN' PRINCESS!

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[ RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES ]

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[ FEEDBACK ]

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Bubblegum:
<i>OKAY, OKAY.</i>

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<i>HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU</i>
<i>A BIG COWBOY HAT?</i>

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<i>THEN WILL YOU LET</i>
<i>THE HOSTAGES GO?</i>

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NO! NO!

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DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME,
PRINCESS!

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I WANT THAT CROWN!

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NO CROWN,
NO HOSTAGES!

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Bubblegum:
<i>WELL, OBVIOUSLY,</i>

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<i>THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM</i>
<i>BECAUSE</i> I'M <i>THE PRINCESS,</i>

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<i>AND I NEED MY CROWN.</i>

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<i>SO...</i>

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NO, PRINCESS!

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YOU ARE PROBLEM --
THE PROBLEM PRINCESS!

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JUST GIVE ME THAT CROWN!

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Jake:
WHY DOES HE WANT YOUR CROWN,
ANYWAY, PRINCESS?

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Finn:
YEAH.

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WHAT'S HIS BEEF?

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Bubblegum:
I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

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HE'S CRAZY.

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HE'S LEFT ME NO CHOICE.

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I'M SENDING IN
THE BANANA GUARDS.

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IT'S ABOUT TO
TURN CRAZY-NASTY.

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HELLO.

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CAPTAIN BANANA GUARD?

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Jake:
WAIT A SECOND, PRINCESS.

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WHY DON'T ME AND FINN JUST
SNEAK IN THERE INCOGNITO

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AND NEUTRALIZE THE THREAT
OLD-FASHIONED SPY-GUY STYLE?

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Bubblegum:
HMM...

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OKAY, BUT IF YOU GUYS AREN'T
OUT OF THERE BY 4:00,

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I'M SENDING IN
THE GUARDS.

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Jake:
OKAY.

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I WAS THINKING I COULD
DRESS UP LIKE A MAILMAN!

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Finn:
YEAH! YEAH!

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AND I COULD WEAR ALL BLACK!

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AND I COULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE ...YOUR SHADOW!

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Bubblegum:
HMM...

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I CAN'T REALLY
SEE THAT WORKING.

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Jake: YEAH, THE SHADOW THING
MIGHT BE PUSHING IT.

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Bubblegum:
OH, NO, NO, NO.

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THAT PART'S FINE.

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I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
DRESSING UP LIKE A MAILMAN.

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Jake:
WHAT?!

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BUT I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A MAILMAN!

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Bubblegum:
NAH, YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE A MAILMAN.

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YOU LOOK LIKE A <i>MILKMAN.</i>

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LET'S GET YOU A
PROPER MILKMAN OUTFIT.

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Both:
[ GRUNTING ]

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Jake:
HMM...

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YOU READY?

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Finn:
YEAH!

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LET'S BUST IT!

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Jake:
HELLO!

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HELLO?!

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WHO THE
HECK ARE YOU?

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I'M GONNA
SMASH YOUR FACE!

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Jake:
UH, MILKMAN, SIR.

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I BROUGHT THE MILK...
FOR THE HOSTAGES, SIR.

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HUH?

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OH, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOUR
WERE A SPY GUY OR SOMETHING.

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GO AHEAD.

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GIVE EVERYONE SOME MILK,
THEN GET THE MATH OUTTA HERE!

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Jake: YES, SIR.
- MILK, SIR?

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THANKS.

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Jake: MILK?
- THANKS.

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Jake: MILK?

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THANKS.

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Jake: MILK?

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THANK YOU.

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Jake: SOME MILK?

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Finn: Psst!

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GET READY, JAKE.

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WHEN WE GET TO
THE COOKIE, YOU

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THROW SOME MILK
IN HIS FACE AND YELL,

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"ALVIN'S HOT JUICE BOX.
ALVIN'S HOT JUICE BOX."

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HE'LL BE REALLY CONFUSED.

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AND THAT'S WHEN
WE GRAB HIM AND

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TIE HIM UP STYLE.

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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Come in, Cookie.

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This is Chipper. Over.

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GO AHEAD, CHIPPER.
OVER.

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I'm too short to
lock the backdoor.

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Over.

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HOLD TIGHT, CHIPPER.

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CHIPLER'S ON HIS WAY.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ POP! ]

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YOU GOT THAT, CHIPLER?

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AFFIRMATIVE.

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Jake:
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

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Finn: YEAH.

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CHANGE OF PLANS.

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I'LL GO TAKE CARE
OF THOSE CHIPS.

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YOU KEEP THE
COOKIE DISTRACTED.

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Jake:
YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.

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Finn:
OKAY, AWESOME.

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Jake:
MILK?

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MILK?

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MILK?

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SOME MILK?

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WHAT?

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OH. LOOK.

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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
SPLIT, BUDDY.

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THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
PRETTY FLIPPED-OUT IN HERE.

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Jake:
OH. SURE.

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SORRY, MAN.

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I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET
AWAY FROM THAT ROTTEN

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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM FOR
A WHILE, YOU KNOW?

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ISN'T SHE JUST
THE WORST?

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WAIT, YOU HATE PRINCESS
BUBBLEGUM, TOO?

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GET OUTTA HERE!

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Jake:
OH, YEAH, MAN!

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SHE'S THE WORST --
SITTING OUT THERE ALL SAFE

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AND COZY WHILE I'M
RISKING MY LIFE TOOTIN'

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AROUND IN HERE IN A
STUPID MILKMAN COSTUME.

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WAIT, COSTUME?

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Jake:
OH. UM...

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I JUST MEAN IT <i>FEELS </i>
LIKE A COSTUME.

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'CAUSE I WANTED TO BE A
MAILMAN SO BAD, YOU SEE?

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BUT THE PRINCESS MADE ME
BE A MILKMAN, ANYWAY.

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BOY, I HEAR YOU,
BROTHER.

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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Cookie? You there?

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Over.

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YEAH.

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GO AHEAD, CHIPOLINA.

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OVER.

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I just saw a light go on
in the stock room.

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Probably nothing.

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I'll check it out.
Over.

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OKAY. OVER.

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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HMM...

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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LOOKS LIKE A FALSE ALARM,
COOKIE.

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IT'S JUST SOME KID'S BABY
SNUGGLEGHOST NIGHT-LIGHT.

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HEE-YAH!

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[ CRASH! ]

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Finn:
ALVIN'S HOT JUICE BOX!

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ALVIN'S HOT JUICE...

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Jake:
SO, WHAT'S YOUR STORY, MAN?

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HOW'D SHE
DOODIE ON YOU?

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

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[ GROANS ]

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I WAS JUST A KID, MAN --
JUST A LITTLE KID WHEN I

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GOT DOODIED ON.

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[ FLIES BUZZING ]

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I WAS THE NEW GUY AT
THE CANDY ORPHANAGE.

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THEY CALLED
ME BABY SNAPS.

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I TRIED TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH THE OTHER KIDS.

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COME ON, GUYS!

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LET'S DANCE IT UP!

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THEY WERE ALWAYS
TOO DEPRESSED TO PLAY.

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NO, NO.

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WE'RE TOO DEPRESSED.

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THINGS WENT ON LIKE THAT FOR A
WHILE, THEN ONE DAY...

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SHE SHOWED UP.

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EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT.

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Bubblegum:
...A THUNDEROUS CHEER,

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AS BABY WHOOZLEFUT...

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EVERYTHING WAS --
WAS BETTER WITH HER AROUND.

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AND SOMETHING INSIDE ME
CHANGED THAT DAY, TOO.

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AND THEN LATER, SHE TOLD ME I
COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED.

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Bubblegum:
ANYTHING YOUR SWEET
HEART DESIRES!

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AND I TOLD HER
I WANTED TO BE

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A PRINCESS LIKE HER,

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SO I COULD MAKE ALL
THE CHILDREN HAPPY.

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I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS,
LIKE YOU!

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Bubblegum:
[ GIGGLES ]

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AND SHE LAUGHED
IN MY FACE, MAN!

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IT REALLY MESSED ME UP.

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Jake:
HOLY SCHMOW, MAN!

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THAT'S TERRIBLE!

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THAT'S REALLY TERRIBLE.

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LISTEN, I --

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[ SOBBING ]

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SHE LIED TO ME!

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Jake: YEAH, BUT MAYBE SHE
DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH

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IT MEANT TO YOU.

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NO, SHE JUST
WANTS TO HOG ALL

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THE PRINCESSIN'
FOR HERSELF!

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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ALL CHIPS,
REPORT IN!

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IT'S TIME TO GET REAL!

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OVER.

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CHIPS? CHIPS?

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OVER.

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CHIPS?!

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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WHERE ARE MY CHIPS?!

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CHIPOLINA!

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CHIPLER! CHIPTON!

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CHIPPER?!
IS ANYONE THERE?!

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]
CHIPFACE?!

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[ RADIO CRACKLES ]

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SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO MY CHIPS!

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AAAAH!

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[ PANTING ]

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I'M ABOUT TO
FLIP OUT, MAN...

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AND TAKE THAT CROWN!

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Jake:
WHOA, WHOA. WAIT.

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IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE LIKE THIS!

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YOU DON'T
NEED THAT CROWN!

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YOU CAN START
OVER, MAN.

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YOU CAN START
A NEW KINGDOM --

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YOUR OWN KINGDOM,

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WHERE EVERYONE CAN BE
WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BE.

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I CAN BE THE MAILMAN,
AND YOU --

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YOU CAN BE
THE PRINCESS.

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MY OWN KINGDOM?

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Jake:
YEAH, MAN.

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I...I'D LIKE THAT.

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Jake:
OKAY, THEN.

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JUST SIT TIGHT,
PRINCESS.

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I'LL GET US
OUT OF HERE.

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[ Muffled ]
HEY! HEY!

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[ Normal voice ]
I'M COMING OUT!

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Bubblegum:
[ Muffled ] WHAT?

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JAKE!

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JAKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'S FINN?

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WHERE ARE THE HOSTAGES?

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Jake:
DON'T WORRY, PRINCESS.

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IT'S OKAY NOW.

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PRINCESS COOKIE'S
GONNA GO AWAY.

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YOU JUST GOT TO
GIVE HIM A HORSE

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TO ESCAPE WITH,
AND HE'LL GO.

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Bubblegum:
RIGHT.

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AND THEN YOU AND
FINN HUNT HIM

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DOWN AND PUT HIM
IN THE DUNGEON.

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Jake:
NO, WAIT.

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HE SAID HE'D
GO AWAY FOREVER.

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CAN'T WE JUST
LET HIM GO?

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Bubblegum:
NO.

249
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THAT COOKIE
IS A MENACE.

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ONCE THE
HOSTAGES ARE SAFE,

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COOKIE GOES
IN MY DUNGEON...

252
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IN MY DUNGEON
FOR HIS LIFE.

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Jake:
[ GROANS ]

254
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OH, BOY!

255
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WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT!

256
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DANG!

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[ TWINKLE! ]

258
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Bubblegum:
OKAY, WELL, SHE'S ALL YOURS.

259
00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,980
HOT DIGGITY!

260
00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,420
Jake:
AH-AH-AH.

261
00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,620
MAN, THAT HORSE
AIN'T NO GOOD.

262
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THAT'S A TRAP HORSE!

263
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WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?!

264
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Jake:
IT'S OKAY, MAN.

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I'M JAKE.

266
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J-J-J-JINGO-JANGO!

267
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WHOA! HA-HA!

268
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YOU'RE MAGIC!

269
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Jake: YEAH!

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[ LAUGHS ]

271
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YEE-HOO!

272
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Bubblegum: AFTER THEM!

273
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[ LAUGHS ]

274
00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,340
WE'RE REALLY DOING IT!

275
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,070
[ LAUGHS ]

276
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[ SQUEAK! ]

277
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Finn: JAKE!

278
00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:35,440
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

279
00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:36,580
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PLAN?

280
00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,650
Jake: NEW PLAN.

281
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I'M GONNA HELP
PRINCESS COOKIE ESCAPE.

282
00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:40,280
Finn: WHAT?!

283
00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:41,820
BUT --
BUT HE'S A CRIMINAL.

284
00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,780
Jake: NO, MAN.

285
00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,520
PRINCESS COOKIE'S
A GOOD GUY.

286
00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,390
HE JUST GOT
DEALT A BAD HAND.

287
00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:47,920
HE'S ONLY TRYING TO BE WHAT

288
00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:50,790
FOLLOWING HOW HIS DREAMS
MAKE YOU WANT TO BE, MAN.

289
00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,460
Finn: WHAAAAT?!

290
00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,030
Jake: YOU'RE EITHER WITH
US OR AGAINST US.

291
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Finn: UM...

292
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AGAINST?

293
00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:56,900
AAH!

294
00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,970
OHH!

295
00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,670
[ LAUGHING ]

296
00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:02,140
[ SQUEAK! ]

297
00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,970
[ LAUGHING ]

298
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,810
Jake:
HOLD ON TIGHT, COOKIE!

299
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,540
I'M GONNA JUMP
THE GORGE!

300
00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:14,850
NO, JAKE.

301
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,750
STOP THE HORSE.

302
00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,350
Jake:
I CAN MAKE IT!

303
00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,190
[ STRETCH! ]

304
00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,050
Both:
OHH! AAH!

305
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,390
Jake:
PRINCESS COOKIE!

306
00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,560
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

307
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:24,560
[ GROANS ]

308
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,290
I'M DONE FOR, JAKE.

309
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,760
Jake: NO!

310
00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,160
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE!

311
00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:32,030
I WON'T LET THEM PUT
YOU IN THE DUNGEON!

312
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,670
JUST LET ME
TALK TO THEM!

313
00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:35,570
NO, JAKE.

314
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,070
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.

315
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,640
I'LL NEVER
BE A PRINCESS.

316
00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:46,280
AT LEAST FOR A MOMENT,

317
00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:48,880
YOU HELPED ME FEEL
LIKE A PRINCESS.

318
00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:50,420
IT WAS WONDERFUL.

319
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,290
THANK YOU, JAKE.

320
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,520
Jake: CAREFUL, PRINCESS!

321
00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,260
YOU KNOW WHAT --
IT'S FUNNY,

322
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,960
BUT YOU SORT OF
REMIND ME OF A

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00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:01,360
MAILMAN I USED TO KNOW.

324
00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,330
Jake: I DO?

325
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,070
YEP.

326
00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,800
[ WIND HOWLING ]

327
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,970
Jake: PRINCESS!

328
00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,140
[ CRASH! ]

329
00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,180
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

330
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,420
I GLUBBED UP!

331
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,690
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

332
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,690
KNIGHT TO E5.

333
00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,560
Jake: WHERE'S BABY SNAPS?

334
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,390
EXCUSE ME, YOUR HIGHNESS?

335
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,600
[ GASPS ]

336
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,330
JAKE!

337
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,900
Jake: OH, HEY.

338
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:39,870
CHECK IT OUT.

339
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,170
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM
THE GRASS KINGDOM.

340
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,270
[ TWINKLE! ]

341
00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,640
All: [ GASP ]

342
00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:47,510
[ GASPS ]

343
00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:53,850
HE'S A PRINCESS?

344
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,020
I HAD NO IDEA.

345
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,750
ROYALTY!

346
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,920
AHH!

347
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:12,370
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

348
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:17,070
♪ AND THE
BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

349
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:21,080
♪ WE CAN WANDER
THROUGH THE FOREST ♪

350
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:25,080
♪ AND DO SO
AS WE PLEASE ♪

351
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:29,120
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

352
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,390
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪

353
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,490
<i>This party is so crazy!</i>