[ penguins chirp ]
[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Okay, Gunther, you ready for the show to begin?
Wenk.
[ slurps ]
One, two, three.
♪ Gunther ♪
♪ Why did you gunt my fries? ♪
♪ I gunted them, and they were mine ♪
♪ What kind of gunt gunts his Gunther's fries ♪
♪ and doesn't even gunt him in the eyes? ♪
♪ Gunther, there were tears there ♪
♪ If you gunted them, would you even care? ♪
♪ Gunther ♪
♪ Do you even love me? ♪
Wenk!
It's rhetorical, Gunther.
Marceline's songs are so good.
Hmm.
Maybe I can get Marceline to write a song with me.
Man, if she helped me write a song like that,
I'd be crushing it non-stop with the princesses.
Oh, yeah!
[ coughing ]
[ chuckles ]
Gunther, you cute little dummy.
You know, Gunther, my song is gonna need
some dope lyrics to lure the honeys in.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
Jay T. Dawgzone always says,
"Ladies are drawn to bros with tortured pasts."
and I've got a way tortured past!
I think.
I don't really re--
Um...
Quickly, Gunther.
To the "The Past" room!
[ whistling ]
Ah, yes.
Lot of emotionally powerful stuff in here.
[ sniffing ]
Still wet with tears.
I'll take some of these for lyrical inspiration.
So, where's Marceline living these days?
Wenk.
A cave?
Pbht!
Well, well, well.
Looks like Ice King is up to bad biscuits, brother.
Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
Ice King, you make our job too easy.
You ready to roll on this fool?
Dinner roll!
Hello!
Anybody home?
No.
What are you doing here?
I told you not to come around me.
[ laughs ]
Yeah, I know, but I was hoping you could help me write a song.
One that could help me get some princess action.
I'm not going to help you pick up on chicks!
Come on!
We can be a prog-rock duo!
I'll even split the fans with you.
I get the princesses, and you get...
whatever it is you're into.
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does.
Hyup!
[ laughs ]
Hey!
Get out of here!
Wait!
Just let me play you what I've written so far.
Oh, dang it.
Tangles in the cord.
Sometimes this happens when you fly with it.
The tangles are hard.
Oh.
[ grunting ]
Oh.
Oh, geez, no.
Oh, no.
Ice King's in trouble.
[ grunting ]
Hey, you know what? I'll just hum it for you.
[ humming ]
Is that good?
BOTH: Ice King!
Wha?
Oh, you got him.
Nice job, Marceline.
[ as Batman ] Your constant harassment of the female gender
makes me sick.
No, he can stay.
BOTH: Wha?
Yeah, wha?
It's all right.
We're working on a song together.
You don't want us to...
for you?
Nah, it's okay, you guys can go.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll see you, then.
Bye.
You know, I kind of like being tied up in these cords.
Kind of freaky!
[ electricity buzzes ]
So what kind of song are we playing?
Oh, I brought these for some inspiration.
Just use these to work off of --
you know, a template.
Okay...
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Keep doing that.
[ slow tempo organ music plays]
[ snapping fingers ]
♪ Slime Princess, you're all right ♪
♪ Flame Princess, you're okay ♪
♪ Wild Berry Princess, could be better ♪
♪ All of the Princesses are pretty all right, but... ♪
♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪
♪ you look like a lot of fun ♪
♪ I'm right outside ♪
♪ and that is how I know ♪
♪ Hey, Princess, did you get my text? ♪
♪ with a picture of my awesome gun show ♪
♪ I'm also working on my pecs ♪
♪ If you'd like, I'll send you a picture of that, too ♪
♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪
♪ I really need someone ♪
♪ or anyone...
♪ pretty much anyone ♪
♪ I'm so alone ♪
♪ [ high-pitched ] Won't somebody tell me
what's wrong with me? ♪
♪ Anybody ♪
♪ AWnybody ♪
♪ Anybody-y-y-y-y-y! ♪
[ normal voice ] ♪ Anybody! ♪
♪ [ crying ] Gron in the sky, please tell me why! ♪
Stop acting like this!
No!
It's just starting to get good!
♪ Anybody! ♪
Princesses, I command you, love me!
Love me!
[ sobbing ] Love me!
Stop acting crazy!
I just want to be loved!
Uh-oh.
I'm sorry I pushed you.
[ thud! ]
Uh, oh... I'll just stay out of your way.
[ grunting ] Someone.
Again, I'm sorry I pushed you.
[ sighs ]
Huh?
What you got? An apple?
Ugh!
[ thud! ]
[ mid-tempo music plays ]
♪ You're so annoying, you pitiful old man ♪
♪ I'd like to help you, but I don't know if I can ♪
♪ I thought you were nuts ♪
♪ but you're really, really, really nuts ♪
♪ every time I move, eventually you find me
and start hanging around ♪
♪ just another lame excuse to see me ♪
♪ Man, it's getting me down ♪
♪ You know, I'm actually glad to see you ♪
♪ Maybe I'm the one who's... ♪
[ sighs ] Nuts.
[ music stops ]
Hold on.
Do you like me?
Of course I do, you old jerk!
Really?
Wow.
How about one of these?
Ah!
[ smooches ]
[ gasps ]
Ah! Not like that!
Ugh.
You don't remember anything, do you... Simon!?
What-mon?
Why do you even come see me
when you don't remember me?
You don't even know who you are!
Yes, I do!
I am a lyricist!
It's all here on the page!
The page!
In song, baby!
On this receipt!
On this takeout menu!
On these newspapers!
[ laughs ]
Huh?
Look!
This clipping -- this was you, Simon!
Before the war!
Huh?
[ muttering ]
Huh?
[ gasps ]
This!
You took this picture!
Ugh.
You've scribbled all over it!
Hmm?
Oh! Oh! Are they good lyrics?
I'll get the keyboard!
What?
Wait, listen!
Yeah! Let's go!
What's it say?
Sing out, sister!
♪ "Marceline, is it just you and me
in the wreckage of the world? ♪
♪ that must be so confusing for a little girl ♪
♪ and I know you're going to need me here with you ♪
♪ but I'm losing myself,
and I'm afraid you're going to lose me, too. ♪
Hoo, yeah!
Keep it going!
Oh! Um...
♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪
♪ but it's making me crazy ♪
♪ And I need to save you ♪
♪ but who's going to save me? ♪
♪ Please forgive me for whatever I do ♪
♪ When I don't remember you ♪
Wow!
I wrote that?
Hot stuff!
What?
You don't remember what it means?
Look!
♪ "Marceline... ♪
♪ I can feel myself slipping away ♪
♪ I can't remember what it made me say ♪
♪ but I remember that I saw you frown ♪
♪ I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown ♪
♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪
BOTH: ♪ But it's making me crazy ♪
♪ And I need to save you ♪
♪ but who's going to save me? ♪
♪ Please forgive me for..." ♪
What is going on in there?
BOTH: ♪ "When I don't..." ♪
I have no idea.
BOTH: "Please forgive me for whatever I do ♪
♪ When I don't remember you" ♪
♪ Da da, da da da da da ♪
♪ Da da, da da da da ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!