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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> [ SCREECHES ]

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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT

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LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG

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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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>> [ HUMMING ]

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HMM?

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OH, HELLO THERE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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BAYBEL NAVEL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE

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YOU!

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HERE FOR MORE GRAYBLES, I

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RECKON.

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WELL, ALL RIGHT.

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JUST LIKE LAST TIME, WE'LL WATCH

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FIVE SEPARATE STORIES, EACH

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RELATING TO ONE SPECIAL THEME.

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GUESS THE THEME BY THE END OF

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THE EPISODE AND YOU'LL BE THE

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FRESHEST MINT-WHISTLE.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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NOW, LOOK TO MY VISUALIZER

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SCREEN AND LET THIS EXCITING

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GRAYBLE DRIBBLE ALL OVER YOUR

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MIND-LABEL.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> Jake: OKAY, SO --

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[ CHICKEN CLUCKS ]

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SCOOCH.

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OKAY, SO I'M STILL PRETTY SURE

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THIS OLD BOOK'S SOME WARLOCK'S

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SPELL BOOK OR SOMETHING.

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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>> Finn: MESSED!

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>> Jake: WARLOCKS, DUDE.

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YOU READY FOR SOME ANCIENT

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FEEL-GOOD SPELLCRAFT?

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>> Finn: YEAH I'LL TRY IT.

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COULD ALWAYS STAND TO FEEL

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BETTER.

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>> Jake: LET'S SEE...

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YOU GOT YOUR BIBBY?

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>> Finn: CHECK IT.

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[ SNAP! ]

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>> Jake: YEP.

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LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE

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CORNER, EATING A CHRISTMAS PIE.

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HE PUT IN HIS THUMB AND PULLED

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OUT A PLUM AND SAID, "WHAT A

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GOOD BOY AM I."

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[ SQUISH! ]

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I DON'T FEEL LIKE A GOOD BOY.

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>> Finn: YOU SURE YOU READ THE

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SPELL RIGHT?

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>> Jake: MMM. YEAH.

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[ CHOMP! ]

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STILL, THOUGH... PRETTY SWEET.

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>> Finn: WANT TO KEEP STICKING

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OUR THUMBS IN STUFF UNTIL IT

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WORKS?

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>> Jake: YEAH!

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[ SQUISH! ]

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OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I!

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>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> Jake: OH WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I!

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>> Jake: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> Jake: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY --

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD BOY?

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>> Jake: NO, I DON'T.

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>> Finn: HEY, CHECK OUT THAT

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GROSS TOAD!

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[ TOAD CROAKS ]

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>> Both: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I.

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>> GROSS. CUT IT OUT.

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QUIT STICKING YOUR THUMBS IN MY

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BACK.

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>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

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[ GROANS ]

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GEEZ, I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND

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THIS PLACE!

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HMM...

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[ DRUM RHYTHM PLAYS ]

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HEY!

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[ DRUM RHYTHM CONTINUES ]

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HEY!

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HEY, ROCK GIANT.

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[ DRUMS RHYTHMS STOP ]

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YOU SEEM COOL!

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE WIZARD BILL'S

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MUSIC SHOP IS?

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I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE.

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HE'S GOT A GUITAR THAT PLAYS THE

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MOST SAVORY LICKS IN OOO.

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>> [ RUMBLING ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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[ CLANG! ]

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>> [ BABBLING ]

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>> HUH.

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>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

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>> HUH.

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I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

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OKAY, POINT NOW!

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AAH!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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YEAH!

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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[ LAUGHING ]

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THANKS, MAN!

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[ BELL RINGS ]

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[ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Jake: HEY, LET'S FIND SOME

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MORE HOLES.

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>> ♪ LA-DA-DA, LA-DA-DA ♪

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[ HUMMING ]

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>> Both: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM

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I!

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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BOYS, YOUR MANNERS.

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OH! OOPS!

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OH, [CHUCKLES]

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>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS.

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>> EXCUSE ME SIR, I WASN'T

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LOOKING WHERE I WAS --

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>> TREE TRUNKS, UP HERE!

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>> OH, NO!

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HEAVENS NO!

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>> I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS

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MATTER TO THE AUTHORITIES,

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MA'AM.

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NOW WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?

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>> YES, THANK YOU.

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I-I HEARD A MAN CALLING OUT TO

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ME "OH, TREE TRUNKS."

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SO I SAID "WHO'S CALLING?

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I DON'T KNOW."

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SO I LOOKED, AND HE WAS MAKING A

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RUDE GESTURE.

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IT LEFT A SOUR TASTE IN MY

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MOUTH.

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>> ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.

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LET'S SEE.

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HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME?

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>> T...

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>> OKAY.

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>> ...R...

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>> OKAY.

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>> ...E...

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>> OKAY.

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>> ...E...

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>> ONE SEC.

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>> ...E.

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>> HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

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>> UGH, I'M SORRY, BUT THE

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WHEELS OF JUSTICE SPIN TOO

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SLOWLY.

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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THE

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LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

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THE POLICE HAVE FAILED ME IN MY

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TIME OF NEED, SO I HAVE BROUGHT

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YOU HERE TOGETHER.

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A POSSE.

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I MADE YOU ALL BLACKJACKS IN

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CASE THINGS GET UGLY.

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I STUFFED SOME OF MY STOCKINGS

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WITH BALLED-UP NEWSPAPERS.

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I MADE A BIG ONE FOR YOU BECAUSE

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YOU'RE SO STRONG.

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ALL RIGHT, THEN.

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LET'S CLEAN UP THESE STREETS!

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OHH!

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THERE HE IS!

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GOODNESS!

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>> Both: EEEEEE!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> OH!

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WHY -- IT'S JUST A STATUE.

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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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IT WAS SO RUDE BEFORE.

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>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS!

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>> OH!

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>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS, HOW ARE

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YOU?

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>> SHELBY, HAVE YOU BEEN UP

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THERE ALL DAY?

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>> YES.

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JUST READING THIS BOOK!

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>> OH, WELL, CAN YOU READ

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SOMEWHERE ELSE?

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YOU KIND OF OFFENDED TREE TRUNKS

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HERE.

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>> WHAT?

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UH...UH...

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OH.

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OH!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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I GET IT.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> [ LAUGHS ] WONDERFUL!

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>> Ice King: FAMILY MEETING!

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FAMILY MEETING, GATHER 'ROUND.

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THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND

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HERE VERY SOON.

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW MOMMY TO

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HELP BOSS YOU AROUND.

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I MEAN, WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY

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ASKED HER YET.

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WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

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[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

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SWEETIE, ARE YOU AWAKE?

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GREAT, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A QUERY

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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO INQUIRE OF

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YOU.

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WELL... UH...

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[ GIGGLES ]

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OH, WELL... WHEN TWO PEOPLE...

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WILL...

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WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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>> OH, YAY.

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[ LAUGHS HAPPILY ]

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[ SLURPING ]

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[ Crying ] YES, YES, DRINK UP

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THE TEARS.

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DRINK UP THOSE GOOD LUCK TEARS.

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[ Normal voice ] NO, NOT YOU

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GUNTHER.

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YOU'RE ON A LOW SALT DIET.

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HUH?

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WHAT'S THAT DEAR?

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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

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♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪

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IT'S A WIFE RING.

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THIS ONE'S FOR ME.

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I'M THE HUSBAND.

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THAT MEANS I GET THE REMOTE

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CONTROL THREE DAYS A WEEK, AND

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YOU GET IT FOUR.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> AHH, SWEETIE, THIS IS BLISS.

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FEELS SO MATH TO FINALLY BE

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NORMAL, NOT LIKE THOSE TWO

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FREAKS.

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WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE?

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ANYWAY, I --

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OOH, WHO'S THAT?

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OH.

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OH, MY.

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>> POOR FOOTBALL, YOU'VE COME SO

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FAR AND STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO

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LEARN.

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>> BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BMO.

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I'M A REALLY BABY GIRL NOW.

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I CAN SMELL RADDEST LILACS.

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I'M CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING

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SQUIRRELS, SCREAMING FOR NUTS.

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OH, MY GOSH.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.

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>> NO, FOOTBALL.

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THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

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YOU HAVE TO LEARN MANNERS, TOO.

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OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE ALL ALONE.

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>> ALONE?

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BUT -- BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, BMO?

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>> I WILL NOT ALWAYS BE HERE TO

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PROTECT YOU, FOOTBALL.

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NO, YOU MUST LEARN.

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HERE, LOOK.

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THIS IS A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON.

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IT'S ONLY FOR EATING

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GRAPEFRUITS.

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THIS IS A SALT SHAKER.

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HERE, YOU TRY.

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>> [ GIGGLES ]

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>> NOW, THIS A TURNIP

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GRINCHER...

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FOR GRINCHING.

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AND THIS IS HOW YOU DRINK TEA.

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[ CLINK! ]

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[ SLURP! ]

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AHH!

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>> LIKE THIS?

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[ SLURP! ]

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YUCK.

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IT'S BITTER.

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>> NO, NO.

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FOOTBALL, LIKE THIS.

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[ SLURP! ]

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>> LIKE THIS?

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[ SLURP! ]

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>> NO, LIKE THIS.

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[ SLURP! ]

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>> LIKE THIS?

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[ SPARK! ]

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>> LIKE THIS!

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[ SLURP! ]

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>> LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

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[ SLURP! ]

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>> NO, FOOTBALL.

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DO IT LIKE -- HUH?

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PBHT!

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SORRY, FOOTBALL.

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LESSON'S OVER FOR TONIGHT.

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>> Finn: [ SIGHS WEARILY ]

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>> Jake: [ SIGHS WEARILY ]

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>> WHY SO GLUM, FELLAS?

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>> Finn: WE STUCK OUR THUMBS IN

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ALMOST EVERY HOLE TODAY.

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>> Jake: BUT WE NEVER FELT LIKE

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GOOD BOYS.

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

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I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GOOD

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BOYS.

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WHY DON'T YOU TRY STICKING YOUR

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THUMBS IN THESE HOLES?

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>> Finn: CONTROLLERS?

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>> Both: OH, YEAH!

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>> Finn: "SUPER GOOD BOYS."

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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>> [ GIGGLES ]

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>> SO, DID YOU GUESS THE THEME?

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GO AHEAD AND PAUSE YOUR VIEWER

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NOW IF YOU NEED A FEW MORE

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GLAYBELS TO THINK ABOUT IT A

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LITTLE.

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OH, OH. [CHUCKLES]

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NOW YOU'VE GOT IT.

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I CAN TELL.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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THE THEME IS "THE FIVE TASTES."

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YOU SEE, JAKE ATE A <i>SWEET</i> PLUM.

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MARCELINE PLAYED SOME <i>SAVORY</i>

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LICKS.

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TREE TRUNKS HAD A <i>SOUR</i> TASTE

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INSIDE HER MOUTH.

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OH, MY.

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GUNTHER WANTED TO DRINK THE

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<i>SALTY</i> TEARS.

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AND FOOTBALL'S TEA WAS <i>BITTER.</i>

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HUH? WHAT?

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WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

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YOU THOUGHT THE THEME WAS THE

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"FIVE FINGERS"?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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DON'T BE SILLY.

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NOBODY'S HAD FIVE FINGERS FOR

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20 BLABILLION GLAYBELS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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FIVE TELEPATHY GLANDS, MAYBE.

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[ SIGHS ]

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SLIMMIN'.

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WELL, ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE IT'S

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THAT TIME AGAIN.

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I'LL SEE YOU CRIMPY GLIMMERS ON

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THE TRIODE FLIMPIN' THE DIODE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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&gt;&gt; ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE

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FOREST ♪

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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪