[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> [ HUMMING ]
HMM?
OH, HELLO THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
BAYBEL NAVEL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE
YOU!
HERE FOR MORE GRAYBLES, I
RECKON.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
JUST LIKE LAST TIME, WE'LL WATCH
FIVE SEPARATE STORIES, EACH
RELATING TO ONE SPECIAL THEME.
GUESS THE THEME BY THE END OF
THE EPISODE AND YOU'LL BE THE
FRESHEST MINT-WHISTLE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW, LOOK TO MY VISUALIZER
SCREEN AND LET THIS EXCITING
GRAYBLE DRIBBLE ALL OVER YOUR
MIND-LABEL.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Jake: OKAY, SO --
[ CHICKEN CLUCKS ]
SCOOCH.
OKAY, SO I'M STILL PRETTY SURE
THIS OLD BOOK'S SOME WARLOCK'S
SPELL BOOK OR SOMETHING.
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Finn: MESSED!
>> Jake: WARLOCKS, DUDE.
YOU READY FOR SOME ANCIENT
FEEL-GOOD SPELLCRAFT?
>> Finn: YEAH I'LL TRY IT.
COULD ALWAYS STAND TO FEEL
BETTER.
>> Jake: LET'S SEE...
YOU GOT YOUR BIBBY?
>> Finn: CHECK IT.
[ SNAP! ]
>> Jake: YEP.
LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE
CORNER, EATING A CHRISTMAS PIE.
HE PUT IN HIS THUMB AND PULLED
OUT A PLUM AND SAID, "WHAT A
GOOD BOY AM I."
[ SQUISH! ]
I DON'T FEEL LIKE A GOOD BOY.
>> Finn: YOU SURE YOU READ THE
SPELL RIGHT?
>> Jake: MMM. YEAH.
[ CHOMP! ]
STILL, THOUGH... PRETTY SWEET.
>> Finn: WANT TO KEEP STICKING
OUR THUMBS IN STUFF UNTIL IT
WORKS?
>> Jake: YEAH!
[ SQUISH! ]
OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I!
>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> Jake: OH WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I!
>> Jake: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Jake: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> Finn: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY --
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD BOY?
>> Jake: NO, I DON'T.
>> Finn: HEY, CHECK OUT THAT
GROSS TOAD!
[ TOAD CROAKS ]
>> Both: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I.
>> GROSS. CUT IT OUT.
QUIT STICKING YOUR THUMBS IN MY
BACK.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
[ GROANS ]
GEEZ, I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
THIS PLACE!
HMM...
[ DRUM RHYTHM PLAYS ]
HEY!
[ DRUM RHYTHM CONTINUES ]
HEY!
HEY, ROCK GIANT.
[ DRUMS RHYTHMS STOP ]
YOU SEEM COOL!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE WIZARD BILL'S
MUSIC SHOP IS?
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE.
HE'S GOT A GUITAR THAT PLAYS THE
MOST SAVORY LICKS IN OOO.
>> [ RUMBLING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ CLANG! ]
>> [ BABBLING ]
>> HUH.
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
>> HUH.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
OKAY, POINT NOW!
AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHING ]
THANKS, MAN!
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jake: HEY, LET'S FIND SOME
MORE HOLES.
>> ♪ LA-DA-DA, LA-DA-DA ♪
[ HUMMING ]
>> Both: OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM
I!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
BOYS, YOUR MANNERS.
OH! OOPS!
OH, [CHUCKLES]
>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS.
>> EXCUSE ME SIR, I WASN'T
LOOKING WHERE I WAS --
>> TREE TRUNKS, UP HERE!
>> OH, NO!
HEAVENS NO!
>> I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS
MATTER TO THE AUTHORITIES,
MA'AM.
NOW WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?
>> YES, THANK YOU.
I-I HEARD A MAN CALLING OUT TO
ME "OH, TREE TRUNKS."
SO I SAID "WHO'S CALLING?
I DON'T KNOW."
SO I LOOKED, AND HE WAS MAKING A
RUDE GESTURE.
IT LEFT A SOUR TASTE IN MY
MOUTH.
>> ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.
LET'S SEE.
HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME?
>> T...
>> OKAY.
>> ...R...
>> OKAY.
>> ...E...
>> OKAY.
>> ...E...
>> ONE SEC.
>> ...E.
>> HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
>> UGH, I'M SORRY, BUT THE
WHEELS OF JUSTICE SPIN TOO
SLOWLY.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THE
LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS.
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
THE POLICE HAVE FAILED ME IN MY
TIME OF NEED, SO I HAVE BROUGHT
YOU HERE TOGETHER.
A POSSE.
I MADE YOU ALL BLACKJACKS IN
CASE THINGS GET UGLY.
I STUFFED SOME OF MY STOCKINGS
WITH BALLED-UP NEWSPAPERS.
I MADE A BIG ONE FOR YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO STRONG.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S CLEAN UP THESE STREETS!
OHH!
THERE HE IS!
GOODNESS!
>> Both: EEEEEE!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> OH!
WHY -- IT'S JUST A STATUE.
I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT WAS SO RUDE BEFORE.
>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS!
>> OH!
>> HEY, TREE TRUNKS, HOW ARE
YOU?
>> SHELBY, HAVE YOU BEEN UP
THERE ALL DAY?
>> YES.
JUST READING THIS BOOK!
>> OH, WELL, CAN YOU READ
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
YOU KIND OF OFFENDED TREE TRUNKS
HERE.
>> WHAT?
UH...UH...
OH.
OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
I GET IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] WONDERFUL!
>> Ice King: FAMILY MEETING!
FAMILY MEETING, GATHER 'ROUND.
THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND
HERE VERY SOON.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW MOMMY TO
HELP BOSS YOU AROUND.
I MEAN, WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY
ASKED HER YET.
WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
SWEETIE, ARE YOU AWAKE?
GREAT, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A QUERY
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO INQUIRE OF
YOU.
WELL... UH...
[ GIGGLES ]
OH, WELL... WHEN TWO PEOPLE...
WILL...
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> OH, YAY.
[ LAUGHS HAPPILY ]
[ SLURPING ]
[ Crying ] YES, YES, DRINK UP
THE TEARS.
DRINK UP THOSE GOOD LUCK TEARS.
[ Normal voice ] NO, NOT YOU
GUNTHER.
YOU'RE ON A LOW SALT DIET.
HUH?
WHAT'S THAT DEAR?
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪
IT'S A WIFE RING.
THIS ONE'S FOR ME.
I'M THE HUSBAND.
THAT MEANS I GET THE REMOTE
CONTROL THREE DAYS A WEEK, AND
YOU GET IT FOUR.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> AHH, SWEETIE, THIS IS BLISS.
FEELS SO MATH TO FINALLY BE
NORMAL, NOT LIKE THOSE TWO
FREAKS.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE?
ANYWAY, I --
OOH, WHO'S THAT?
OH.
OH, MY.
>> POOR FOOTBALL, YOU'VE COME SO
FAR AND STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO
LEARN.
>> BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BMO.
I'M A REALLY BABY GIRL NOW.
I CAN SMELL RADDEST LILACS.
I'M CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING
SQUIRRELS, SCREAMING FOR NUTS.
OH, MY GOSH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.
>> NO, FOOTBALL.
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN MANNERS, TOO.
OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE ALL ALONE.
>> ALONE?
BUT -- BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, BMO?
>> I WILL NOT ALWAYS BE HERE TO
PROTECT YOU, FOOTBALL.
NO, YOU MUST LEARN.
HERE, LOOK.
THIS IS A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON.
IT'S ONLY FOR EATING
GRAPEFRUITS.
THIS IS A SALT SHAKER.
HERE, YOU TRY.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> NOW, THIS A TURNIP
GRINCHER...
FOR GRINCHING.
AND THIS IS HOW YOU DRINK TEA.
[ CLINK! ]
[ SLURP! ]
AHH!
>> LIKE THIS?
[ SLURP! ]
YUCK.
IT'S BITTER.
>> NO, NO.
FOOTBALL, LIKE THIS.
[ SLURP! ]
>> LIKE THIS?
[ SLURP! ]
>> NO, LIKE THIS.
[ SLURP! ]
>> LIKE THIS?
[ SPARK! ]
>> LIKE THIS!
[ SLURP! ]
>> LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
[ SLURP! ]
>> NO, FOOTBALL.
DO IT LIKE -- HUH?
PBHT!
SORRY, FOOTBALL.
LESSON'S OVER FOR TONIGHT.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS WEARILY ]
>> Jake: [ SIGHS WEARILY ]
>> WHY SO GLUM, FELLAS?
>> Finn: WE STUCK OUR THUMBS IN
ALMOST EVERY HOLE TODAY.
>> Jake: BUT WE NEVER FELT LIKE
GOOD BOYS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GOOD
BOYS.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY STICKING YOUR
THUMBS IN THESE HOLES?
>> Finn: CONTROLLERS?
>> Both: OH, YEAH!
>> Finn: "SUPER GOOD BOYS."
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> SO, DID YOU GUESS THE THEME?
GO AHEAD AND PAUSE YOUR VIEWER
NOW IF YOU NEED A FEW MORE
GLAYBELS TO THINK ABOUT IT A
LITTLE.
OH, OH. [CHUCKLES]
NOW YOU'VE GOT IT.
I CAN TELL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE THEME IS "THE FIVE TASTES."
YOU SEE, JAKE ATE A SWEET PLUM.
MARCELINE PLAYED SOME SAVORY
LICKS.
TREE TRUNKS HAD A SOUR TASTE
INSIDE HER MOUTH.
OH, MY.
GUNTHER WANTED TO DRINK THE
SALTY TEARS.
AND FOOTBALL'S TEA WAS BITTER.
[ LAUGHS ]
HUH? WHAT?
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
YOU THOUGHT THE THEME WAS THE
"FIVE FINGERS"?
[ LAUGHS ]
DON'T BE SILLY.
NOBODY'S HAD FIVE FINGERS FOR
20 BLABILLION GLAYBELS.
[ LAUGHS ]
FIVE TELEPATHY GLANDS, MAYBE.
[ SIGHS ]
SLIMMIN'.
WELL, ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE IT'S
THAT TIME AGAIN.
I'LL SEE YOU CRIMPY GLIMMERS ON
THE TRIODE FLIMPIN' THE DIODE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪