[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: HEY, JAKE.
DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DATE
SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU OR SOMEONE
WHO'S, LIKE, YOUR OPPOSITE?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M THE FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE
KIND OF GUY.
GET IN LINE, LADIES.
THIS RAINICORN THING CAN'T LAST
FOREVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
DON'T SPREAD THAT AROUND.
>> Finn: SO, IT'S NOT GOOD TO
WEIGH SOMEBODY'S QUALITIES
AGAINST YOUR OWN?
>> Jake: WELL, NO.
I MEAN, IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING,
YOU FEEL SOMETHING.
IT'S NOT ABOUT PERSONALITY
MATRIXELS AND CHARTS, IT'S ALL
ABOUT THE B-BUMPS IN YOUR HEART.
[ THUMP! THUMP! ]
YOU CAN'T STOP THE PUMPS AND
BUMPS.
PUMPS AND BUMPS!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT
ABOUT BMO AND ICE KING?
>> Jake: WHAT ABOUT THEM?
>> Finn: WOULD THEY MAKE A GOOD
COUPLE?
>> Jake: WHOA! WAIT!
DID BMO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU?
>> Finn: NO, NO, NO.
>> Jake: OH, I SEE.
YOU'RE BEING WEIRD.
>> Finn: IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD.
COME ON.
>> DO WHAT THOU SWILL BE THE
WHOLE PIECE OF LOG.
[ WARBLE! ]
>> Jake: BMO AND ICE KING?
>> Finn: YEAH!
>> I'm not coming back.
>> Jake: YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
>> Finn: I'M JUST THINKING OUT
LOUD.
WHAT, CAN'T THINK OUT LOUD?
>> Jake: OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
DOING?
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN. [ SCOFFS ]
GEEZ, DON'T BE JUDGY.
>> Jake: I'M NOT.
>> Finn: YEAH, YOU ARE.
>> Jake: HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Finn: I CAN HEAR IT IN YOUR
TONE.
>> Jake: [ Sarcastically ] YOU
CAN?
>> Finn: YEAH, WISE GUY.
>> Jake: HEY, WHAT'S THAT ON
YOUR PANTS?
>> Finn: WHAT?! NOT AGAIN!
OH. I DON'T KNOW.
WHOA, LOOK.
>> Jake: CRAZY.
CAREFUL, DUDE.
>> Finn: WHAT THE --
>> Jake: WHAT THE HECK?!
ARE THEY ALIVE?
>> Finn: HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
ALIVE?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I THINK THEY'RE SOME KIND OF
MAGIC TOY.
>> Jake: MAYBE IT'S BLACK MAGIC.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T MESS WITH
THEM.
>> Finn: NO, MAN, LOOK.
THAT'S YOU!
YOU'RE TOTALLY SHREDDING ON THE
VIOLA!
[ VIOLA PLAYS ]
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
HOW MANY MORE THINGIES ARE IN
THERE?
>> Finn: DUDE, LIKE, A LOT.
COME ON, LET'S CHECK THIS OUT AT
THE HOUSE.
>> Jake: I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL
SP-GOT WITH A NEW SAUCE.
>> Finn: SHEESH, SO MANY.
PB, YOU HANG OUT WITH LADY.
C-LISTERS, GO BACK IN THE BAG.
>> Jake: WHO'S A C-LIST?
>> Finn: UHH, TIFFANY, DONNY --
HE'S OKAY -- XERGIOK, A BUNCH OF
THESE GUYS.
>> Jake: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY, MAN.
THEY'LL GET INVOLVED EVENTUALLY.
>> Jake: INVOLVED WITH WHAT?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
INVOLVED.
CHECK OUT LADY AND
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> Little Bubblegum: WA-WA-WAH,
WA-WA-WAH.
WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH WA-WA-WAH
WA-WAH.
>> Jake: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING
ABOUT?
>> WA-WA-WA-WAH.
WA-WA-WA-WAH.
>> Finn: IT'S HARD TO SAY, BUT I
THINK IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO
WITH LADY BEING PREGGOS.
>> Jake: WHOA, WHAT KIND OF
NARRATIVE ARE YOU TRYING TO
CREATE HERE?
>> Finn: THAT'S YOUR NARRATIVE,
BUDDY.
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT
ELSE YOU GOT GOING ON?
>> Finn: MM...NOT MUCH, REALLY.
I GOT ICE KING OVER HERE.
>> Jake: ICE KING?
HE'S NOT C-LIST?
>> Finn: YEAH, WELL, I SAW HIS
DRUM KIT IN HERE.
HERE WE GO. OKAY.
[ CYMBALS CRASH ]
JAM OUT, LITTLE ICE KING.
[ DRUMS PLAY ]
>> Jake: NO, DON'T PLAY WITH
THAT HACK.
[ VIOLA PLAYS ]
AW, MAN. HMM.
THEY'VE GOT GOOD CHEMISTRY.
WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?
>> Finn: CHEMISTRY...
[ DRUMS AND VIOLA PLAY ]
>> Jake: HEY, FINN, EAT THE
FOOD BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Jake: I MADE A NEW SAUCE.
UM...EARTH TO FINN.
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Finn: [ Flatly ] YES.
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> AH-HA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BLINK! BLINK! BLINK! ]
[ BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
[ SMOOCH! ]
>> Finn: HMM? WHOA.
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
>> MWAH. WHA?
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
>> WA-WAH! WA-WAH!
WAHHHHHHHH!
>> WA-WAH.
WHOA-WAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
WEAH.
WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE.
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
>> Little Jake: WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH!
>> OHH!
WA-WA-WA-WA-WHOA.
>> WA-WA-WA-WAH.
>> WA-WA-WAH WA-WA-WAH.
>> WHOA! WHOA-WHOA!
[ ALL ARGUING IN GIBBERISH ]
>> Jake: [ YAWNS ]
YOU'RE UP EARLY.
>> Finn: I DIDN'T SLEEP.
[ LIQUID POURS ]
>> Jake: YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
READING TRASH BOOKS?
>> Finn: MM.
>> Jake: TOLD YOU, MAN.
THOSE DATING BOOKS...
[ SLURP! ]
THAT STUFF IS MESS YOU UP.
[ SLURP! ]
>> Finn: I'M NOT READING.
I'M PLAYING WITH THE LITTLE
WE'S.
>> Jake: OH, LET ME SEE LITTLE
ME.
ME LOOK SO LONELY.
HEY, FINN, PASS ME LITTLE LADY!
>> Finn: UH, YOU GUYS BROKE UP.
>> Jake: WHAT?
>> Finn: SHE'S WITH SOMEONE ELSE
NOW.
>> Jake: WHO?
>> Finn: HE'S A COOL GUY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> WAHH. WAHH.
WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH!
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
[ SMOOCH! SMOOCH! SMOOCH! ]
>> AAAAAAAAHHHH!!
WHAT THE BALL, MAN?
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] WHAT?
>> Jake: "WHAT"?
WHAT DO YOU THINK "WHAT"?!
>> Finn: COME ON.
THEY'RE NOT REAL.
THEY'RE LIKE TOYS.
THESE GUYS HERE, THEY'RE GOING
OUT.
[ SLURP! ]
IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.
AND LOOK AT CHOOSE GOOSE AND
LOLLIPOP GIRL.
THEY'RE STILL TESTING THE
WATERS.
BUT I THINK THINGS ARE GONNA
WORK OUT.
CHECK OUT XERGIOK AND TURTLE P.
[ BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WEIRD, BUT COOL, RIGHT, JAKE?
>> Jake: I DON'T LIKE WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
IT AIN'T WHOLESOME.
I'M GONNA GO TO LADY'S FOR A FEW
DAYS -- CLEAR MY HEAD.
>> Finn: OKAY, WHATEVA WHATEVS.
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
[ LAUGHS ] WEIRD.
HUH.
>> [ YAWNS ]
WHA?
[ GIGGLES ]
ULP.
WAH-WAH-WAH NUM-NUM.
WAH-WAH NUM-NUM-NUM.
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> WHA?
WAHHHHHHHH!
WAHHHHH!
WAHHHHHHH!
>> Finn: MM.
>> WAH-WAH -- HMM?
>> Little Bubblegum: WAH.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> Finn: HMM. MM.
>> MM.
>> Little Bubblegum: WA-WA-WAH
WA-WA-WAH?
>> Little Finn: WA-WA-WA WA-WAH.
>> Little Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Little Finn: WAH?
>> Little Bubblegum: WA-WA-WAH
WAH?
[ SMOOCH! SMOOCH! SMOOCH! ]
>> WAH-WAH!
WA-WA-WAH WAH-WAH!
>> Little Bubblegum: WA-WA-WAH
WAH!
>> Little Finn: WAH? WA-WAH WAH?
>> AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
>> Little Bubblegum: WA-WAH!
WHA!
[ FIRE ROARS ]
WAH -- UNH!
W-WAAHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAHHHH!
[ WHIMPERS ]
WAH!
>> AAAAAAAAHHHH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: I'M BACK.
I GOT OVER ALL THAT...MESSED-UP
STUFF YOU DID.
YEESH.
YOU OKAY, MAN?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jake: WHAT'S LITTLE FINN
DOIN'?
>> Finn: HE'S THINKING.
>> Jake: HE LOOKS SAD.
WHAT'S HE THINKING ABOUT?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY LOTS OF STUFF.
>> Jake: WHERE'S LITTLE
RAINICORN?
>> Finn: PROBABLY STILL CRYING.
>> Jake: WHAT?!
>> Finn: SHE'S...NOT HANDLING
THE BREAKUP VERY WELL.
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Jake: AWW.
>> Finn: PB'S GOOD, THOUGH.
AFTER LITTLE FINN DUMPED HER,
SHE STARTED WORKING OUT.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Finn: LOOKS LIKE SHE'S REALLY
INTO IT.
>> Jake: THIS IS MESSED UP,
DUDE.
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE FROM
WEIRD CURIOSITY INTO SOME DARK,
MESSED-UP STUFF.
>> Finn: I KNOW!
>> Jake: THE DESTRUCTION!
THE DEPRAVITY!
THE WRONGNESS OF IT ALL!
I'M TAKING THAT BAG BACK TO THE
CLIFF WHERE WE FOUND IT.
>> Finn: NO, MAN!
I GOT TO FIX THIS MESS!
LOOK AT ME, MAN!
I'M STARING INTO THE SHADOW OF
MY DARKEST MIND HOLE!
I GOT TO HELP HIM.
>> Jake: [ Straining ] YOU
CAN'T.
JUST LET THEM DO THEIR OWN BIZ,
MAN!
>> Finn: I JUNKED THEM UP TOO
HARD, THOUGH.
I GOT TO STEP IN!
>> Jake: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> Finn: I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
>> Jake: BUT HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> Finn: YEAH. WHY IS THAT?
>> Jake: HMM.
MAYBE WE'RE ON DIFFERENT
DIMENSIONAL PLANES AND THE
BORDER BETWEEN OUR PLANES IS
LIKE A TWO-WAY MIRROR.
SO WE CAN SEE HIM, BUT HE CAN'T
SEE US.
>> Finn: EH, LET ME TRY THIS.
FINN! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
WE ARE CONNECTED!
FINN!
>> Little Finn: WA-WA-WAH,
WA-WA-WAH, WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH.
WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH,
WA-WA-WAH.
>> Jake: TRY SHAKING HIM.
>> Finn: WHY?
>> Jake: MAYBE WE'RE VIBRATING
ON DIFFERENT INTERVALS.
TRY SHAKING HIM AT DIFFERENT
SPEEDS AND SEE IF HE RESPONDS.
>> Finn: OKAY.
FINN! FINN!
>> Jake: NOW GO FASTER.
>> Finn: FINN!
[ WIND HOWLING ]
>> Jake: FASTER!
>> Little Finn: WA-WAH
WA-WA-WA-WAH, WA-WA-WA-WA-WAH.
>> Finn: FINN!
>> Little Finn: WAH WAH?!
>> Jake: GO SLOWER! HE SAW YOU!
>> Finn: OKAY!
>> Little Finn: WAH WAH
WA-WA-WA-WAH, WAH!
>> Finn: FINN! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
>> Little Finn: WAH.
WAH WAH WAH?
>> Jake: WHOA, NEAT!
>> Finn: I MADE YOU DO THOSE
CRUMMY THINGS!
I'M WHY YOUS GUYS IS FIGHTING!
I'M THE BIG YOU!
I CAME TO APOLOGIZE!
I WILL NEVER INTERFERE WITH YOUR
LIVES AGAIN!
>> Little Finn: WAH, WA-WA-WAH
WA-WA-WAH WAH WAH!
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY!
I WILL...
[ WIND HOWLS ]
TAKE CARE OF IT.
SORRY, MY ARM GOT TIRED.
>> Little Finn: WAH?
>> Finn: NEVER MIND!
IT'LL BE FINE!
GOODBYE, LITTLE FINN!
I'M NOT COMING BACK!
>> Little Finn: WAH-WAH!
>> Jake: NOW WHAT?
[ WIND HOWLS ]
>> Finn: HEY, LADIES!
THIS IS BIG FINN!
I CAUSED ALL THE PROBLEMS!
IT WASN'T ANYONE'S FAULT!
DON'T BE MAD AT EACH OTHER!
HAVE A DANCE PARTY!
OKAY, GOODBYE!
I'M NOT COMING BACK!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jake: IS THAT GONNA DO IT?
GET THE C-LISTERS OUT.
GOOD PARTY.
OH, FLIP!
LOOK WHO'S HITTIN' IT OFF WITH
THE ICE KING!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪