[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> All: AAAH! A DRAGON!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Finn: I'M HERE JUST IN TIME!
[ ZOOM! ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: ♪ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... ♪
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: ♪ ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♪
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: ♪ ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♪
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: ♪ ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♪
>> Jake: [ GASPS ] WHOA.
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Finn: AHHHH!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ THUD! ]
[ WHAP! ]
[ CANDY PEOPLE CHEERING ]
>> Jake: DON'T LET THE DRAGON
DRAG ON, MAN.
>> Finn: HMM.
MM-HMM.
[ CANDY PEOPLE CHEERING ]
THANKS.
>> SIGN MY ROCK!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> FINN!
U-UH, UH, UHH...
HAVE DINNER WITH ME!
PLEASE!
FINN!
>> Finn: SURE, MAN. YEAH. SURE.
SOMETIME.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HOW ABOUT...
E-EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK?!
>> Finn: WELL...MAYBE ONE NIGHT.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
COME ON, MAN! EVERY NIGHT!
>> NO, MAN. YOU GET OUT OF HERE.
>> BOOM!
>> Finn: HEY, Y'ALL!
DON'T FIGHT!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: We should get out of
here, Finn.
I think somebody called the
heat.
>> Both: WEEE-OOOH!
WEEE-OOOH!
[ CANDY PEOPLE GRUNTING ]
[ SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]
>> HAVE DINNER WITH ME!
HAVE DINNER!
I WANT YOU TO HAVE DINNER!
FINN!
>> Finn: SUCKS.
>> FINN, CAN GO OUTSIDE TODAY?
>> Finn: WELL...I GUESS I COULD.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH
THOSE GUYS RIGHT NOW.
>> OHHHHH!
DEAL WITH ME!
[ GIGGLES ]
LET'S PLAY "COPS AND ROBBERS"!
GIMME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
BANG, BANG!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HUH?
REACH FOR THE ROOF!
AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOLDBRICKS!
>> Finn: UH, OKAY, OKAY.
DON'T HURT ME!
>> DON'T WORRY, FINN.
IT'S ONLY ME -- BMO.
I'M WEARING A DISGUISE!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
HMM.
>> [ CRYING ]
YOUR BEAUTY IS DESTROYED!
[ SOBBING ]
[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
>> Finn: HOTCHA!
BMO, HOW DO I LOOK?
>> LIKE THE DEVIL!
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ GASPS ] INTRUDER!
FINN!
THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN HERE!
>> Finn: [ Laughing ] NO, IT'S
ME -- IT'S FINN.
THIS IS MY ALTER-EGO...
DAVEY JOHNSON.
>> Jake: OHHHHHHHH.
>> Finn: I'LL DRESS UP LIKE THIS
SO NOBODY BOTHERS ME ABOUT BEING
FINN.
>> Jake: DO YOU THINK THAT'LL
GOING TO DO THE TRICK?
>> Finn: I DUNNO.
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
>> HUH?
>> IS THAT...?
>> IS THAT FINN?!
>> Finn: HELLO -- UM...
[ Deep voice ] HELLO, HELLO,
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
HE-LLO.
UHHHHHHHHH...
[ VOICE AUTO-TUNING ]
[ Davey's voice ] HELLO.
I'M DAVEY.
>> OH.
THOUGHT IT WAS FINN, ON ACCOUNT
HE'S WEARING FINN'S EXACT
CLOTHES.
>> OH, MAN.
>> Finn: HA HA!
HI. I'M DAVEY.
>> AH, SO WHAT?
>> Finn: YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME?
>> GO AWAY, WEIRDO.
>> Finn: HA HA.
[ COINS JINGLE ]
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BIRDS COOING ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
>> HEY!
COME ON!
YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THOSE, MAN!
I'M TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS
HERE!
[ COINS JINGLE ]
>> Finn: I GOT TO FIND A JOB.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
I NEED A JOB.
>> CAN YOU SWEEP A BROOM?
>> Finn: YOU BETCHA!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
GEEZ LOUISE!
QUITTING TIME ALREADY?
>> SURE IS, DAVEY.
>> Finn: TAKE 'ER EASY, BOSS.
>> GOOD NIGHT, DAVEY.
>> Finn: [ Normal voice ] MAN,
TODAY WAS AWESOME -- JUST
NORMAL, YOU KNOW?
JUST LIKE A NORMAL DAY.
NO DRAMA OR ANYTHING OF THAT --
JUST SUPER-NORMAL.
MAN, IT WAS GREAT.
>> Jake: THAT'S COOL.
GOOD NIGHT, FINN.
>> Davey: I'M DAVEY.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
>> Davey: I'M DAVEY.
[ CANDY PEOPLE CHEERING ]
[ CLANKING ]
>> Jake: HEY, FINN, YOU WANT TO
HAVE DINNER INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST
TODAY?
[ CLANKING CONTINUES ]
FINN?
[ CLANKING CONTINUES ]
THAT MUST BE HIM.
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
>> I MADE YOU DINNER, FINN!
WHERE WERE YOU?!
>> All: WHOA!
[ CLANKING CONTINUES ]
[ CLANK ]
>> Jake: UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Davey: OH, HIYA, MISTER.
THANKS FOR PUTTING ME UP LAST
NIGHT.
I'M JUST CHOPPING SOME WOOD SO'S
I CAN BUILD A LITTLE LOG CABIN
TO LIVE IN.
>> Jake: HUHHHHHH?!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY. I'M RANDY.
>> Davey: RANDY, WANT TO GET
DINNER TONIGHT?
>> NAH. I'M BUSY.
I LIKE TO WANDER AT NIGHT.
>> Jake: FINN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Davey: YOU GOT TO START
CALLING ME "DAVEY," MISTER --
BECAUSE THAT'S MY NAME.
DA-A-A-A-A-VEY.
>> Jake: AW, NO!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR TEACUPS, MAN?
>> Davey: MISTER, I DON'T KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT THAT.
I'M JUST A WORKING JOE, TRYING
TO STAKE MY CLAIM UNDER THE SUN
AND LOOK OUT ON THE BEAUTIFUL
GREEN FIELDS...CALLED...LIFE!
>> Jake: UHHHHH...
>> HEY, DAVEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT
THESE LOGS?
>> Davey: OH, JUST ATTACH THEM
TO THE CABIN, LIKE HOW IT SHOULD
BE -- SO IT LOOKS LIKE A CABIN.
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A RIGHT WALL
AND A FRONT WALL.
UH...
>> HOW ABOUT THE ROOF?
>> Davey: MAYBE. MAYBE.
>> I'VE BEEN HOLDING THESE.
>> Davey: THEY LOOK GOOD.
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
GOT TO FIGURE A WAY TO GET FINN
TO ACT NORMAL.
>> PYOO! PYOO! PYOO-PYOO!
PYOO-PYOO-PYOO-PYOO-PYOO-PYOO!
>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
[ ROCKING CHAIRS CREAKING ]
[ BOTH SLURP ]
>> Jake: AAAAAH!
GIMME THE WALLET!
OR FEEL MY CLAW!
THE WALLET!
>> WATCH OUT! A ROBBER!
>> Jake: I'LL CUT YOU!
I MEAN, ROB YOU!
>> Davey: OH, NO!
>> Jake: I'M A ROBBER!
I'M GONNA ROB THIS GUY'S LIFE!
AND THERE'S NOBODY WHO CAN STOP
ME!
UNLESS...THERE'S A HERO AROUND
HERE.
>> Davey: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: LIKE, IF SOMEONE AROUND
HERE WAS ACTUALLY A HERO IN
DISGUISE, THEY COULD PROBABLY
STOP ME.
Come on, Finn! Be a hero!
>> What?
What are we talking about?
>> Jake: BUTT OUT, RANDY!
>> Davey: OHHHHHHH!
>> Jake: Yes, Finn!
Put on your awesome hat and beat
me up!
>> What?
>> Jake: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,
RANDY!
>> Davey: I CALLED THE POLICE.
HMM.
>> Jake: WAIT -- WHAT?!
>> Both: WEEE-OOOH! WEEE-OOOH!
>> Jake: GUYS, IT'S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE!
THAT GUY ISN'T REALLY NAMED
DAVEY!
IT'S FINN!
HE BRAINWASHED HIMSELF TO BECOME
DAVEY, AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO
INSPIRE HIM TO GO BACK TO BEING
FINN!
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH!
WE'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE!
COME ALONG...
>> ROBBER!
>> R-ROBBER.
>> Jake: FINN!
DON'T LET THE DRAGON DRAG ON,
MAN!
DON'T LET THE DRAGON DRAG ON!!
>> Finn: DON'T LET THE DRAGON...
JAKE?
>> [ SLURPS ]
WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY UNUSUAL,
WASN'T IT, DAVEY?
[ SLURPS ]
>> Davey: GET OUTTA HERE, RANDY!
GET O-O-O-O-OUT!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Finn: NO MORE DAVEY.
>> Davey: BUT YOU LOVE BEING
DAVEY.
>> Finn: I DO LOVE BEING DAVEY,
BUT BEING DAVEY CAUSED JAKE TO
GET ARRESTED.
>> Davey: BUT REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN DAVEY SAT IN THE PARK AND
SAW SOME PEOPLE WALKING AROUND?
>> Finn: [ Sighing ] YEAH.
THAT WAS NICE.
>> Davey: AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN DAVEY SWEPT THE FLOORS?
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT, TOO.
BUT...
>> Davey: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO
GO BACK TO BEING A FAMOUS HERO?
WHY NOT JUST BE DAVEY --
A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE GOALS
AND SIMPLE PROBLEMS?
YOU CAN JUST BLEND IN AND LIVE
THE SIMPLE LIFE.
>> Finn: YEAH -- BLEND IN.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL BE DAVEY --
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
>> Davey: ONE MORE TIME.
>> COME ON, MAN!
THAT LAST GAME WASN'T FAIR!
>> HOW ABOUT WHO CAN HOLD UP
THEIR HAND THE LONGEST?
>> OKAY.
THIS GAME BREAKS THE TIE.
>> OKAY.
>> LAST GAME.
>> Davey: HEY, FELLAS.
HOW'S TRICKS?
>> HMM? OH. HEY, DAVEY.
>> Davey: [ GASPS ] Keys.
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
>> HMM?
W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Davey: OH. UH...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
WOULD YOU CARE FOR A...
BODY SWEEP?
>> UM...YEAH. SURE.
I DO FEEL KINDA DIRTY.
[ STRAINING ]
>> WHOO!
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO PARTY,
DAVEY!
[ STRAINING ]
>> YES, YES!
YES-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES!
>> NO! NO, NO! NO!
[ KEYS JINGLE, LOCK OPENS ]
[ CLANK! ]
>> Jake: DAVEY?!
>> Finn: NO, IT'S ME -- FINN!
>> Jake: FINN!
>> HERE'S YOUR MAIL, CRIMINAL.
WE FEED OUR CRIMINALS.
[ CLANK! ]
HEY! STOP!
WHOOP-WHOOP! WHOOP-WHOOP! WHOO!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Finn: GOODBYE, DAVEY.
>> Davey: GOODBYE, FINN.
>> Both: WEEE-OOOH! WEEE-OOOH!
WEEE-OOOH!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> HEY! THERE THEY GO!
>> YEAH, THERE GOES DAVEY AND
THE CRIMINAL!
>> AWWW!
>> HUH. HEY, FINN.
>> HEY, FINN.
>> Both: WEEE-OOOH! WEEE-OOOH!
>> Finn: GOOD LUCK CATCHING
THOSE GUYS!
>> THANKS!
>> Jake: Glad to have you back,
buddy.
>> Finn: WORD.
>> Jake: [ FARTS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪