[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: FINN TO PRUBS.
COME IN, PRUBS.
>> Bubblegum: Hey, Finn!
How's the mission going?
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
SO FAR, NO SIGN OF THE BIRDMAN.
WHY'S THIS GUY SO DANGEROUS?
>> Bubblegum: Some say he's a
half man/half bird that poops
fire while he flies.
It's all rumors so far.
That's why I need you and Jake
to find out everything you can
about him and report back to me.
>> Finn: WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Bubblegum: UNDER THE SEA.
THE MERMAIDS ARE TRYING TO BEACH
THEMSELVES.
I CAME TO SEE WHY.
TURNS OUT, THEY'RE JUST LONELY.
HA HA!
>> Finn: MAYBE I'LL GO HANG OUT
WITH THEM AFTER THIS BIZ.
>> Bubblegum: Sounds great,
Finn.
>> Finn: OKAY. BYE, PB!
>> Bubblegum: By-y-y-y-y-e!
>> Jake: COME ON, LET'S GO LOOK
FOR THAT CREEP.
>> Finn: WHOA.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WINGS FLUTTER ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ COUGHS ]
HUH? WHERE AM I?
>> THIS IS THE ROOKERY, WHERE I
AND MY BIRD FRIENDS DWELL.
>> Finn: SO ARE YOU, LIKE, THE
GREAT BIRDMAN?
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL ME
NOWADAYS.
BUT WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, FINN,
AND YOU, JAKE, YOU KNEW ME AS
XERGIOK, THE GOBLIN KING!
>> Both: WHA-A-A?!
>> WHEN WE FIRST MET, I WAS
CRAZY FOR SMACKING GOBLIN HAMS.
I WAS CRUEL, SELFISH, BRUTAL.
BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED AFTER I
WAS DEFEATED BY THE TWO OF YOU!
>> Jake: SO, YOU GOT SOME SLICK
NEW SHADES, AND NOW EVERYTHING'S
DIFFERENT?
>> OH, NO.
MY CHANGE HAS BEEN DEEP.
AND THESE WHATSITS ARE ONLY
CURTAINS FOR EMPTY WINDOWS.
>> Finn: WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
>> I MIFFED OFF A WIZARD, AND
HE TOOK MY EYES.
I WONDER WHAT HE WANTED THEM
FOR -- SOME KIND OF LOTION OR
POTION OR TIME-TRAVELING SPELL.
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
NEVER. EVER. NEVER.
BUT LOSING MY EYESIGHT WAS ONLY
THE BEGINNING OF MY WONDERFUL
CHANGE.
I STARTED MEDITATING AND DOING
YOGA.
NOW I CAN "SEE" WITH MY HEART
AND SMELL WITH MY SOUL.
>> Jake: YOU SMELL WITH YOUR
BEARD?
>> I SMELL WITH MY NOSE!
>> Jake: LAME!
>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
OHMMMMMMMM...
>> Finn: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> ...MMMMMMM...
>> [ HONKS ]
[ HONKS ]
>> OH, TAFFY!
YOU HEARD MY CALL!
CLIMB ABOARD, BOYS.
TAFFY WILL TAKE US TO THE LOWER
LEVEL, AND YOU CAN HAVE A BITE
TO EAT.
>> Finn: OH.
UH...ME AND JAKE WILL FOLLOW
YOU.
JAKE NEEDS TO STRETCH OUT AND
STUFF.
>> OKAY, GREAT!
WELL, FOLLOW ME!
>> [ HONKS ]
>> Finn: IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?
THE WAY DUDE'S EYEBALLS ARE JUST
HANGING THERE?
>> Jake: I KNOW.
I ALMOST TOLD HIM 'CAUSE IT WAS
DRIVING ME NUTS.
>> Finn: YEAH! ME TOO!
>> Jake: YOU THINK HE'S GOT EVIL
INTENTIONS BEHIND HIS REBORN
STAR-CHILD ACT?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA FIND
OUT.
>> Jake: YEAH. ME TOO.
>> NICE AND COOL DOWN HERE,
ISN'T IT?
[ BIRDS HONKING ]
AHA! LISTEN TO THE BABIES.
NUM-NUM TIME.
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
>> Jake: AW. HEY, THAT'S CUTE.
>> THERE YOU GO, LITTLE ONES.
SUCKLE, SUCKLE!
THEY'RE SMALL, BUT THEY SURE CAN
TAKE A LOT OUT OF YOU.
WHOO! DIZZY.
SOMETIMES FEEDING REALLY WIPES
ME OUT.
I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE ME WHILE I
REFOCUS MY CHI.
SEE YOU IN A WHILE.
>> Finn: Now's our chance to do
some snooping.
Jake!
I found his weapon stash.
>> Jake: HMM.
>> Finn: WHAT IS IT?
A FIGHTING STICK? A DAGGER?
>> Jake: THIS ONE'S A LETTER
FROM THE HOSPITAL.
>> Finn: YOU CAN READ THOSE
BUMPS WITH YOUR FINGERS?
>> Jake: YEAH, I LEARNED BRAILLE
FROM MY EX.
>> Finn: YOUR EX WAS BLIND?
>> Jake: NAH, JUST COOL.
"DEAR XERGIOK, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR DONATION.
THE KIDNEYS FIT GREAT."
WELL, GEEZ, MAYBE HE HAS CHANGED
HIS WAYS.
>> Finn: MAYBE.
LET'S KEEP LOOKING.
DOI!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ HONKING ]
>> Finn: OH!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Both: OH, CREASE!
>> PSYCHIC LINKS!
CARDAMON, MY FRIEND, I'M COMING!
[ BONK! ]
OOH! AAH!
MOTHER OF GOB!
HOLD ON, CARDI!
OKAY, HERE I AM, BUDDY.
OL' XERGI'S HERE.
[ GRUNTS ]
LET'S SEE, NOW.
AW, DANG!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-NG!
WO-WO-WO-WO-WO-WONG!
>> Finn: Wha-a-a-a-t?!
>> Jake: Shush, chile!
>> AH, FINN AND JAKE, YOU ARE
HERE.
>> Finn: WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT
HEAL SPELL?
>> I USE NO MAGIC.
I MANIPULATED SPACE WITH A
VIBRATIONAL CHANT.
YOU SEE, NOW THE INJURY HAS
TRANSFERRED TO ME.
OOH, YEAH! THAT HURTS, BABY!
WHOOOOO!
CAN'T YOU SEE, JAKE?
I LOVE THESE BIRDS MORE THAN I
LOVE MYSELF.
WHAT AM I TO THE DEAFENING ROAR
OF THE MACROCOSMOS?
NOTHING MUCH.
JUST A VESSEL TO CARRY THE
MESSAGE OF FRIENDSHIP TO Y'ALL
BEASTS AND DIRT.
>> Finn: DIRT?
>> YEAH. LOOK.
HELLO, FRIENDS. GO FOR A RIDE.
>> Finn: LISTEN, MAN, ABOUT YOUR
EYES...
>> YES -- A WIZARD STOLE THEM.
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT. BUT NOT --
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
Finn, what are you doing, man?
>> Finn: Dude, he's changed.
>> Jake: Are you sure?
>> Finn: Uh, yeah, man.
Isn't it kind of obvi?
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT. TELL HIM.
>> TELL ME WHAT?
>> Jake: YOUR EYES WEREN'T
STOLEN BY A WIZARD.
THEY'RE IN YOUR BEARD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
OOH! WHERE ARE THEY?
OHHH! OHHHHH!
>> Finn: DUDE, YOUR EYES ARE IN
YOUR BEARD.
>> [ LAUGHS ] WHAT?
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
GOOFING ON THE BLIND GUY -- REAL
NICE!
>> Finn: NO, MAN, THEY'RE RIGHT
HERE.
>> WHAT IN MY LI-I-I-FE?!
>> Finn: WE DIDN'T TELL YOU
'CAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
STILL BE A WONG LORD.
>> AND THESE AREN'T GRAPES,
RIGHT?
>> Finn: NO, MAN.
>> HMM.
FINN AND JAKE, COULD YOU HELP ME
ONTO CARDAMON'S BACK?
I WOULD LIKE TO BE HIGH IN THE
CLOUDS, BATHED IN THE PINKS AND
BLUES OF THE DESERT TWILIGHT,
WHEN I RESTORE MY SIGHT.
>> Jake: SURE. OKAY.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
CLIMB ABOARD!
VANILLA! CHOCOLAT! CINNAMON!
AGAVE!
ALL MY FRIENDS, TO THE SKIES!
[ BIRDS HONKING ]
♪ FAR, FAR ABOVE ♪
♪ TIME STANDING STILL ♪
♪ MEMORIES ARE ONE ♪
♪ SAME SPACE, SAME WILL ♪
♪ NOW MOVE ALONG ♪
♪ LIGHT SPEED DIVIDES ♪
♪ RIPS ALL FROM ONE ♪
♪ IT BLOWS MY EYE HOLES ♪
♪ AND FILLS ME WITH REAL POWER ♪
♪ FILLS ME WITH REAL POWER! ♪
♪ POWER! ♪
♪ POWER!! ♪
♪ POWER!!! ♪
Power.
>> Finn: HOW'S IT FEEL, MAN?
>> OH. YEAH, IT'S OVERWHELMING.
THIS VIEW TAKES ME BACK.
I ALWAYS LOVED THE SUNSET...
AND THE SILHOUETTES OF MY
LITTLE GOBLINS LINED UP TO
RECEIVE THEIR SPANKINGS!
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, THE PAST IS THE PAST.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR
FINDING MY EYES.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT THAT
IDEA ABOUT THE WIZARD.
>> Jake: YOU WERE IN THE DESERT
A LONG TIME, MAN.
>> YES -- 20 YEARS.
>> Jake: NAH, IT WAS MORE LIKE
ONE YEAR AND CHANGE, DUDE.
>> YES, THINGS CERTAINLY HAVE
CHANGED FOR ME IN THAT TIME.
SAY, WHO'S RULING THE, UH,
GOBLIN KINGDOM SINCE I LEFT?
>> Jake: WHISPER DAN.
>> OH. WHISPER DAN.
THAT'S COOL.
COOL. COOL.
HEY, YOU GUYS WANT A RIDE BACK
TO YOUR CRIB?
>> Finn: YEAH. SURE, MAN.
YUP.
>> Jake: UH, WAIT.
XERGIOK, THIS IS THE
GOBLIN KINGDOM.
>> I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING --
NOW THAT I'M WISER, I COULD RULE
AS KING AGAIN.
>> Finn: THAT IDEA IS TERRIBLE.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DISAGREE.
AND I HAVE MY ARMY OF BIRD
FRIENDS, SO ANYONE WHO DISAGREES
WITH ME SHOULD GET A
SPANKI-I-I-I-I-I-NG!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> HEY, JEFF, IS THAT YOUR REAL
LAUGH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO! IT'S XERGIOK!
>> OH, GLOB!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-NG!
>> Jake: AH, DANG!
AAAAAH!
>> YEAH, BABY! [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: COME ON, MAN.
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
>> ATTACK, BIRDS! ATTACK!!
WHERE'S THE BUTT ON THIS THING?
THAT'S SORT OF LIKE A BUTT.
YEAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA!
WAIT!
CARDAMON! NOUGAT! STEVIA!
DANG!
>> Jake: YOU LOST YOUR FRIENDS,
DUDE.
>> YEAH, I FEEL MYSELF HITTING
BOTTOM AGAIN.
[ Voice breaking ] YEP. OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
[ SOBBING ]
WO-O-O-WO-WONG!
HERE, FINN -- TAKE MY EYES AND
BURY THEM FOREVER.
I WILL NOT NEED THEM AGAIN.
>> Finn: OKAY, MAN.
>> [ SIGHS ]
THANKS.
>> Jake: ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL
RIGHT, MAN?
>> IT'S COOL.
[ SOBS ]
>> Both: BYE!
>> Finn: DUDE, THAT SUCKS.
I HOPE HE FINDS PEACE -- OR
SOMETHING.
>> HE'S GOING TO THE RESERVOIR.
>> UM...WHY IS HE DOING THAT?
>> MAYBE HE'S THIRSTY.
OOPS.
I GUESS HE WAS JUST SAD.
>> Finn: SHOULD WE SAVE HIM?
>> Jake: NAH, MAN, HE'S FINE.
>> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Finn: WHAT THE...?
>> I FOUND A GIRLFRIEND!
I'M IN LOVE!
WHOO!
>> ♪ HA HA HA-A-A-A-A-A ♪
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪