[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> HMM.
>> Finn: WHOA!
>> Ice King: MARCELINE.
MARCELINE, I'M OPEN.
I'M WIDE OPEN.
MARCELINE, I GOT UPS!
CHECK OUT MY UPS!
>> [ GRUNTS ] NOPE!
[ LAUGHS ] TOO SLOW!
>> Jake: WHOA!
>> [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ]
[ THUD! ] >> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
ALL RIGHT. GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME.
TAKE FIVE.
I'LL GET US ALL A BUNCH OF LITTLE WATERS.
>> Finn: MARCELINE, WHY'D YOU INVITE ANCIENT CHUBS TO PLAY
BASKETBALL?
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> [ SIGHS ] WELL, HE'S VERY...DEAR TO MY
HEART.
I LOVE HIM.
>> Jake: WHATCHOO ARE TALKING ABOUT, MARCELINE?
>> WE'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.
WE HAVE A LONG HISTORY TOGETHER.
IT'S -- IT'S A LONG STORY.
>> Finn: LAY IT ON US.
>> YEAH! LAY IT OUT, MARCY.
>> YE-E-AH, LAY DOWN, MARCELINE!
GO TO SLEEP!
RIGHT?
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>> ALL RIGHT.
SUPPOSE IT'S ABOUT TIME I TOLD SOMEONE THIS STORY.
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ] >> HMM.
>> Ice King: HA HA!
MIGHT BE SOMETHING IN HERE, MARCELINE.
[ CREAK ] >> [ Laughing ] EWWWW!
IT'S A DEAD RAT!
>> Ice King: HEY, YEAH.
SO IT IS.
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A CUTE NEW TRAVELING BUDDY!
>> EW! NO!
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ] HE'S KIND OF CUTE.
[ CLANK ] >> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ] >> Ice King: HEY, CHECK IT
OUT -- A VHS TAPE.
YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE?
>> YEAH.
>> MAN, THIS IS A BORING MOVIE.
>> [ LAUGHS ] >> Ice King: I LIKED THE BOOK
MUCH BETTER.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> YOU'RE SO SILLY, SIMON.
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO.
[ RUSTLING ] HUH?
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> Ice King: I'M NOT SURE, BUT IT'S COMING OUR WAY.
COME ON.
[ PANTING ] MARCY, YOU STAY IN THE CAR.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> SIMON!
>> Ice King: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT IT ON, ARE YOU?
>> Ice King: I HAVE TO -- TO PROTECT US.
>> BUT YOU'RE GONNA ACT WEIRD AGAIN.
>> Ice King: DON'T WORRY.
I CAN CONTROL IT BETTER NOW.
>> [ WHINES ] >> Ice King: IT'S OKAY.
B.R.B.
[ RUSTLING ] OH, BOY. HERE IT COMES.
OH, BREAD BALLS.
OH, BREAD BALLS!
[ TING! ] [ GRUNTS ]
[ WHOOSH! ] [ CACKLES EVILLY ]
I CALL UPON THE POWER OF ICE AND SNOW!
ICE WINDS, BLO-O-O-O-W!
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> Ice King: [ GROWLS ]
YOU WILL NO LONGER TERRIFY A 47-YEAR-OLD MAN AND A 7-YEAR-OLD
GIRL!
>> [ GROANS ] >> [ GASPS ]
>> Ice King: [ CACKLES ] >> SIMON, STOP! IT'S FROZEN!
>> Ice King: NOT NOW, GUNTHER.
I'M DOING BIG-PEOPLE THINGS.
PLAY IN THE SNOW.
BUILD ME A SNOWMAN.
>> EUGH!
[ CRACKLING ] [ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTS ]
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ] HEH?
[ CLANK ] >> SIMON!
SIMON, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ] UH...Y-YEAH.
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE, SIMON.
YOUR HAIR AND YOUR NOSE ARE LONGER.
AND YOU STARTED TO HOVER IN THE AIR!
>> Ice King: OH, YEAH?
DID I LOOK PRETTY FLY?!
[ CACKLES EVILLY ] >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
>> Ice King: [ PANTING, LAUGHS ] [ WHOOSH! ]
I-I'M SORRY.
DID I SAY SOMETHING?
>> SIMON, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T PUT IT ON AGAIN.
>> Ice King: OKAY. I PROMISE.
>> WHAT IS THAT THING?
>> Ice King: IT'S A DEER.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> IF THERE ARE DEERS IN THE
FOREST, DO YOU THINK THERE ARE OTHER THINGS?
>> Ice King: I DON'T KNOW.
HMM.
[ WHISTLES ] [ GRUNTS ]
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
THIS IS GONNA BE WORTH IT.
USE THE REMOTE TO TURN ON THE TV.
[ CLINK ] >> [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
>> Ice King: [ VOCALIZES "CHEERS" THEME ]
♪ MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GOT ♪
♪ TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES SURE WOULD HELP A LOT ♪
♪ SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME ♪
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> Ice King: Filmed before a live studio audience.
[ IMITATES DOOR OPENING ] "NORM!"
>> MUTE.
[ LAUGHS ] [ COUGHING ]
>> Ice King: MARCY?
[ GASPS ] OH, NO.
UH, YOU'RE FINE.
JUST A BIT WARM.
BUT YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.
>> [ BREATHES SHAKILY ] [ COUGHING ]
HEY, GOOD MORNING.
I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
IT'S MOSTLY PINE NEEDLES AND DEER GUTS.
>> Ice King: Aw, you're even worse.
I MEAN, DON'T FREAK OUT OR ANYTHING, BUT WE NEED TO GET YOU
SOME...CHICKEN SOUP.
[ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ]
THERE YOU GO.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A SOUPERY IN THAT TOWN.
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING ALL...THAT WAY.
OKAY, YOU READY FOR A MOTORBIKE RIDE?
>> MM-HMM!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] >> Ice King: OKAY.
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.
SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] WOWZERS!
OKAY, LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
HEY, MARCY, I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU.
[ SCATTING ] OHHHHHHH, YEAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ] YOUR SONGS ARE SO GOOD.
>> Ice King: HERE WE GO!
[ GRUNTING ] AW! IT'S LOCKED!
VANDALISM IS WRONG, MARCY.
>> OKAY.
Oh, everything's gone!
EXCEPT FOR THESE GREETING CARDS.
[ DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS ] OHHHHH!
>> Simon -- look!
>> [ GROWLING ] >> Ice King: [ GASPS ]
What is that thing?
This -- This is really bad.
>> No.
>> Ice King: I have to protect us!
>> NO!
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Ice King: I HAVE TO!
>> NO! DON'T PUT IT ON!
>> Ice King: MARCY, STAY BACK!
[ PANTING ] [ GRUNTS ]
[ SQUISH! ] [ BOTH SCREAM ]
W-W-WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!
>> OOPS.
>> Ice King: [ GASPS ] HEY, LITTLE LADY, HOW ABOUT A
RIDE ON AN OLD MAN'S BACK?
HMM?
>> I CAN WALK.
I'M NOT A CHILD, SIMON.
>> Ice King: LOOK, SWEETIE, SOMEDAY, YOU'LL BE TOO BIG TO
HOLD.
I'M AS OLD AS GARLIC BALLS.
IF SOMEONE OFFERED TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME, I'D DO IT IN A
HEARTBEAT.
TAKE IT WHILE YOU CAN GET IT.
>> AH-CHOO!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Ice King: GROSS.
YOU'RE GROSS.
>> YOU'RE GROSS, SIMON!
>> Ice King: WE'RE BOTH GROSS, DARLING.
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Ice King: [ GASPS ]
[ GROWLING ECHOES ] HMM.
A FOOD TRUCK!
Might be chicken soup inside there.
[ GRUNTING ] ALL RIGHT.
TIME TO GET SOME CHICKEN SOUP INSIDE YOU.
CLAMS?
"THE CLAMBULANCE"?!
NO! I NEED CHICKEN!
MARCELINE, COVER YOUR EARS!
MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER!
>> [ GROWLING ] [ BOTH GASP ]
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ] >> [ ROARING ]
>> Ice King: Mother. Mother.
[ GRUNTS ] MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER!
>> CLAMBULA-A-A-NCE!
CLAMBULA-A-A-NCE!
[ GROWLING IN DISTANCE ] >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SIMON?
>> Ice King: WE'RE GONNA RUN!
[ GRUNTS ] [ CREATURES GROWLING ]
>> WHOA!
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ] Come on, come on, come on!
[ GRUNTS ] [ PANTING ]
MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!
MAMA MIA!
[ PANTING ] >> OUR BUTTS ARE GRASS, RIGHT?
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ] NOT YET.
>> DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, SIMON.
I CAN FIGHT!
>> Ice King: I'm sorry, Marcy.
>> SIMON!
[ GROWLING INTENSIFIES ] >> Ice King: YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT
TOGETHER, SIMON -- FOR HER.
>> SIMON, YOU PROMISED.
>> Ice King: [ VOCALIZES "CHEERS" THEME ]
♪ MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE
GOT ♪ [ CREATURES GROWL ]
♪ TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES SURE WOULD HELP A LOT ♪
♪ WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO GET AWAY ♪
♪ WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME ♪
[ Voice breaking ] ♪ WHERE EVERYBODY ♪
[ GRUNTS ] [ SCREAMS, PANTING ]
[ CREEEEAK! ] [ PLUNK! ]
HUH?!
[ SQUISH! ] EUGH!
MARCY, LOOK -- I-I FOUND CHICKEN SOUP.
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL AWESOME IN A MOMENT.
>> I'M JUST GLAD -- [ GULPS ]
...YOU'RE OKAY.
>> Ice King: DO YOU FEEL AWESOME?
>> MM-HMM.
I LOVE YOU, SIMON.
>> Ice King: I LOVE YOU...
GUNTHER.
>> Jake: PRETTY HEAVY.
>> Finn: WHOA, MAMA.
>> Ice King: WHOA!
SO, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
HOW'S IT END?
>> WELL, LITTLE MARCY FELT A LOT BETTER.
AND SHE AND SIMON LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
>> Ice King: AW. THAT'S NICE.
Marceline, keep telling these chumps stories while I score a
bunch of baskets.
>> [ Laughing ] OKAY.
>> Ice King: YEAH!
YE-E-E-A-A-AH!
HA HA!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOO!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪