[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, NOW MAKE HIM LOOK ANGRIER.
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A
SECOND...
>> Jake: NOPE.
NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
SORRY, DUDE. YOU RUINED IT.
>> Finn: MAN, I DON'T HAVE THE
PATIENCE FOR THIS ANIMATION
JUNK.
WHOEVER DOES THIS MUST HAVE NO
LIFE WHATSOEV--
OOF!
WHY DID I DO THAT?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> Jake: YO, FINN, DID YOU ORDER
A BRICK?
>> Finn: MM, I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Jake: FALSE ALARM.
IT'S JUST AN E-MAIL.
>> Finn: WHO'S IT FROM?
>> Jake: LOOKS LIKE ICE KING'S
HANDWRITING.
>> [ GASPS ]
[ GAGGING ]
>> Finn: UGH!
>> Jake: OHH!
>> Finn: ESCAPE, JAKE! ESCAPE!
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
HOLD ON.
I THINK I CAN...
[ COOLING FAN WHIRRING ]
>> Jake: AW, MAN.
THING MUST'VE HAD A COMPUTER
WORM IN IT.
>> Finn: WHAAAA?
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Ice King: HI, PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT NOW,
ICE KING?
>> Ice King: REMEMBER THAT TIME
LAST SUMMER WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D
ONLY GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME IF
I WAS THE LAST GUY ON OOO?
>> Bubblegum: I DOUBT I SAID
THAT.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Both: P-BUBS! P-BUBS! P-BUBS!
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Finn: THE COMPUTER WENT...
>> Finn: OPEN VIDEO AND...
>> Jake: THE E-MAIL...
>> Jake: POTATO TRAMPOLINE...
>> Finn: BRICK WINDOW WITH THE
PLASTIC...
BANANA HUMMINGBIRD...
>> Jake: 47 GRAPES...
>> Ice King: AHEM.
ANYONE HAVING ANY COMPUTER
PROBLEMS?
[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
>> Finn: HOW DO WE STOP THAT
COMPUTER WORM, YOU PILE OF GOO!
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHING ]
MY WORM EXISTS BEYOND YOUR
COMPREHENSION, WITHIN THE
UNIVERSAL SOURCE CODE.
>> Finn: STOP TALKIN' LIKE A
NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!
>> Ice King: ONCE THE GLITCH
DOES ITS WORK, THE WHOLE WORLD
WILL BE DELETED, EXCEPT FOR ME
AND MY BUBBLYGUMS.
[ SMOOCHING SOUNDS ]
MWAH!
MWAH, MWAH!
MWAH! MWAH!
MWAH!
OW!
[ STAMMERS ]
WELL, SEE YOU ALL.
I'M GONNA PREPARE FOR MY...
DATE.
WHEE-HA-HAW!
[ TING! ]
>> AAAH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
MY HOPES AND DREAMS RUINED!
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY, PRINCESS.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS THING.
>> Bubblegum: OH, ME, TOO.
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT, TOO.
>> Finn: OKAY!
[ CANDY PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
DON'T WORRY, GUY!
I GOT YOU!
YEE-AAH!
JAKE, HELP ME!
>> Jake: OKAY, Shh.
YOU'RE SAFE.
>> Finn: COME HERE, GUY.
>> NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!
>> Finn: I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU,
YO!
>> I SAW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU
PICKED UP TODD.
>> Finn: BUT...
NOOOOO!
JAKE, THIS ISN'T WORKING!
WE NEED A PLAN.
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
OH, MAN!
OKAY, HERE'S MY DREAM PLAN.
YOU WERE WEARING TIGHTS MADE OF
GREEN FEATHERS -- THESE TINY
GREEN FEATHERS.
AND I WAS THIS WISE-CRACKING
COELACANTH THAT ONLY ATE
POPCORN.
ANYWAY, WE WERE IN THIS --
>> Finn: THAT PLAN'S NOT GOOD!
>> Jake: HOLD ON.
I'M ALMOST DONE.
SO, WE WERE TRAPPED INSIDE THIS
HUGE EGG, AND AFTER A WHILE, YOU
STARTED DANCING IN THIS KIND OF
SIGN LANGUAGE.
AND THEN ICE KING'S GLITCHY
STUFF STARTED EATING MY DREAM
UP.
I PEED MY PANTS, BUT YOU WENT UP
AND TALKED TO IT.
YOU JUST...TALKED TO IT.
>> Finn: THEN TALK TO IT I WILL!
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, MAN, TELL ME THE HAPS.
>> Jake: YEAH, TELL US YOUR
FEELINGS. GET DEEP.
"SLLABFOOG UOY PLEH T'NAC I."
>> OH, SWEET LORD, MY FACE!
"SLAW FROG YOKEL SNACKY."
"SNACKY SLAW FROG YOKEL."
"SEA SALT YACK LET A SNACKY."
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>> Finn: JAKE, I THINK I FOUND A
WAY IN!
>> Jake: NO, WAIT, DUDE!
I THINK I CRACKED THE CODE!
>> Finn: THERE'S NO TIME!
>> Jake: AAAAH!
[ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]
[ DISTORTED TRILLING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Jake: THIS MUST BE THE
UNIVERSAL SOURCE CODE.
>> Finn: HUH?
ICE KING AND BUBBLEGUM?
>> Jake: HMM.
[ SNAKE HISSING ]
[ DISTORTED SCREECH ]
>> Finn: JAKE, DON'T TOUCH
ANYTHING!
>> Jake: HUH?
>> Finn: I THINK THESE SHINY
THINGS ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS
OF THE UNIVERSE, MAN.
THEY STORE EVERY SINGLE THING
THAT'S A THING BACK ON THING.
>> Jake: OKAY, ENOUGH EXPLORIN'
ALREADY.
WHERE'S THIS GLITCH GUY?
I'M GONNA SMASH HIS JIMMIES!
>> Finn: JAKE, WHAT IS IT?
HUH?
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Bubblegum: UNH!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Ice King: OH,
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
GUESS WHO!
CAN YOU GUESS? CAN YOU?
I'LL GIVE YOU THREE CHANCES.
>> Bubblegum: NO.
>> Ice King: OKAY, FOUR CHANCES.
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> Bubblegum: ICE KING, GIVE ME
THE ANTIVIRUS, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
WITH MY CANDY HORSE
TRANQUILIZER.
>> Ice King: BUT, SUGAR, LOOK
WHAT I BROUGHT YOU -- A BOX OF
CHOCOS.
UGH!
MMM!
STILL GOOD.
UGH!
LOOK, I CAN'T PROVE IT, BUT --
YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT I'D HAVE
AT LEAST ONE DATE IF --
[ Slowly ] IF I WAS THE LAST
PERSON ON OOOOOOO...
[ TRANQUILIZER PISTOL FIRES ]
Y-O-O-OU PROMI-I-I-I-I-SED...
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY. WELL, EVEN IF I DID
PROMISE, YOU'RE NOT THE LAST
PERSON ON OOO BECAUSE I'M STILL
HERE.
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> Ice King: UH...
OOH. HEY, I HAVE A HAND, TOO,
YOU KNOW.
IF I CAN LEND YOU ONE...
CHECK OUT MY COOL HAND!
>> Bubblegum: UGH!
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
>> Ice King: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Finn: COME ON, JAKE.
PULL IT TOGETHER, MAN.
>> Finn: JAKE?
>> Jake: OH, NO! MY ARM!
WE HAD SO MANY GREAT TIMES
TOGETHER.
♪ DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪
♪ SKIBBLE DEE SKIBBLE DEE ♪
♪ BIBBITY BOPPTY DOO ♪
HUH? WHO WAS THAT?
AWW!
[ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
LET'S DO THIS -- FOR RIGHTY!
>> Finn: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
ADVENTURE TI--
OH, MY GAMS.
HOLD UP, DUDE!
MY BODY'S CHANGING!
>> Bubblegum: [ SMOOCHING ]
>> Ice King: [ SIGHS ]
>> Bubblegum: NO.
>> Ice King: OH, COME ON, WOMAN!
I'M TRYING TO BE NICE!
CAN'T YOU AT LEAST MAKE THE BEST
OUT OF THIS?
WHOA-HO-HO!
ARE YOU PRAYING TO ME?
I'M INTO THIS.
WHOA!
I'M STILL INTO THIS.
OHH!
STILL INTO IT.
AAH!
>> Bubblegum: GIVE ME THE
ANTIVIRUS!
>> Ice King: I CAN'T,
MONKEY PEEPS.
I DIDN'T MAKE ONE.
THE GLITCH WILL DELETE
EVERYTHING UNTIL WE'RE ALL
THAT'S LEFT.
>> Bubblegum: YOU MEAN FOREVER?
>> Ice King: WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S
A BAD THING.
>> Bubblegum: OH, COME ON, FINN
AND JAKE.
>> Jake: SO, HEY, FINN, HOW YOU
PLAN ON TAKING THIS GUY OUT?
>> Finn: [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
>> Jake: OKAY.
I GUESS IT'S WORTH A TRY.
[ GROANING ]
>> Jake: AAH!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
>> Finn: WE GOT TO GET THOSE
THINGS OUT OF HIS STOMACH.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: HEY, FINN!
REMEMBER THAT GROSS VIDEO
ICE KING SENT?
>> Finn: UGH! YEAH.
YEAH!
>> Jake: LET'S DOUBLE-TEAM
THESE LOCKS!
[ BOTH GULPING, GAGGING ]
[ DISTORTED SCREECHING ]
>> HEY!
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Both: WE DID IT!
[ COUGHING, GAGGING, SPITTING ]
>> Jake: YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR
HAIR.
>> Finn: YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR
MOUTH.
>> Ice King: HUH?! NO WAY!
IMPOSSIBLE!
[ GRUNTING ]
UH...
>> Jake: EVERYTHING BACK TO
NORMAL, HUH?
>> Finn: SEEMS LIKE IT.
>> AAH! MY FACE!
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS BACK TO
NORMA-A-A-A-A-A-L!
AAAAAAAH!
>> Finn: HEY, YOU SEEN THE
PRINCESS?
>> YEAH, SHE'S IN THE
ICE KING'S CASTLE!
AAAAAH!
>> Bubblegum: USELESS [grunts]
COMPUTER!
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU SASSAFRASSIN [grunts]
HAMMASLAMMIN [grunts]
WAMMAJAMMIN...!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH-YAA-YAA-YAA-YAAAAAAAAH!
FINN AND JAKE!
MY HEROES!
>> Jake: YEAH, NO BIG DEAL.
SHEESH!
>> I missed you.
>> I missed you, too.
[ SMOOCHING ]
WHOA. YOU TASTE DIFFERENT, BABY.
YOU BEEN PLAYING BASKETBALL IN
SOMEONE ELSE'S HOCKEY RINK?
>> Finn: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
HEY, BUBS, WHERE'S ICE KING?
I WANT TO KICK HIS BOINGLOINGS.
>> Jake: YEAH, WHERE IS HE?
I WANT TO KICK HIS BOINGLOINGS,
TOO!
>> Ice King: UH...GUYS?
HELLO?
PRINCESS?
LET'S FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS.
OH, GET OF ME, YOU CREEP!
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!