[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ] [ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> MLWA MLWA MLWALLA.
MLWA MLWA, LORD OGDOAD.
MASTER OF LEVEL 8 SHADOW WORLD.
THE WILLING VESSEL ISSUES FORTH ITS PURE ESSENCE.
>> AH. HEH HEH.
>> NOM NOM NOM NOM.
YOU MUST OVERTAKE THE VESSEL AS NIGHT MUST OVERTAKE THE DAY.
BY YOUR VERY NATURE, YOU CANNOT DENY MY WILL!
>> HELLO. WHAT JAZZ IS THIS?
[ GASPS ] PEPPERMINT BUTLER?!
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
I WILL FILL YOU WITH THE SHADOW OF A THOUSAND BROWN PORTALS!
>> OH, NO, OGDOAD.
YOU ARE MINE.
>> PEANUT BUTLER!
PEPPERMINT BUTLER!
CEASE THESE DARK MAGIC ACTIVITIES!
>> [ GASPS ] >> HEY! LET ME GO FIRST!
I GOT STUFF TO DO TODAY!
>> WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
>> YOU NEGLECT YOUR DUTIES TO THE PRINCESS.
SHE HAS BEEN IN HER LAB FOR NINE WEEKS.
SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT, SOCIALIZE.
LOOK -- HER SUITORS.
HER FAITHFUL SUITORS, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SHARE HER
BURDENS.
>> NO, MAN.
SHE WON'T DATE THOSE OLD BAGS.
>> YOU MUST TRY.
THE CANDY KINGDOM WORRIES FOR ITS LEADER, AND IT WORRIES FOR
YOU, DARK ONE.
>> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
ALL YOU GUYS ARE GROSS.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO COURT THE PRINCESS?
>> 87 YEARS >> 120 YEARS!
>> I'M GERALD.
>> GEEZ!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE, CRUSTY?
>> 300 YEARS. SO WHAT?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE, RIGHT, BOYS?
>> All: IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
TAKE ME ON A DATE!
IT'S MY RIGHT!
PRINCESS ALL NIGHT!
>> SHOOSH!
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
>> I'M BRACO, AND I WAS BORN TO COURT THE PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 21 YEARS.
I INHERITED MY FATHER'S PLACE IN LINE AFTER HIS ASCENSION.
>> HEY!
>> AND YOU WANT TO COURT THE PRINCESS?
>> YES.
MY HEART INSTRUCTS ME SO.
>> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
I'M GIVING YOU A SHOT.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] IT WON'T BE EASY
>> I WAS BORN FOR THIS.
LOVE WILL WIN ON THIS DAY.
>> SOUNDS GOOD, MAN.
>> Bubblegum: [ SNORING ] >> PRUBS!
>> Bubblegum: HEY, WHAT?
PFF!
WHO'S THAT?
>> THIS IS BRACO.
>> SON OF LOGAN, WHO WAS BEGAT BY HOBUS.
>> Bubblegum: OKAY. YEAH?
>> I WANT TO TAKE YOU...
ON A DATE.
>> Bubblegum: THANK YOU, BRACO.
THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT NO.
>> PRINCESS, THIS LAB REEKS LIKE BROWN MIST!
IT'S UNHEALTHY.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUTSIDE AND DO SOME RESEARCH ON BOYS!
>> Bubblegum: THAT IS WAY OUT OF LINE, PEPS, AND YOU GUYS ARE
DONKING UP MY RESEARCH!
HELLO! DONK! DONK!
>> PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU!
I-I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS!
THE PAIN -- IT -- UHH.
>> Bubblegum: HMM.
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING IS CALLED INFATUATION.
THE PAIN IS A PRODUCT OF YOU OVER-VALUING A PROJECTED,
IMAGINARY RELATIONSHIP WITH ME.
>> NO, PRINCESS.
WHAT I FEEL IS REAL.
MEET ME IN THE GARDEN TONIGHT AND UNLOCK THE MYSTERY OF
M-E-E-E-E-E-E!
>> Bubblegum: BRACO!
>> COME TO ME TONIGHT!
>> Bubblegum: OKAY, BRACO.
BUT JUST FOR RESEARCH, ALL RIGHT?
>> YES, PRINCESS!
>> GOOD JOB, MAN!
YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE!
>> YO, WHO'S THAT WITH PB?
>> THAT'S THAT BRACO GUY.
ARE THEY ON A DATE?
>> NO, BRO.
THE PRINCESS DON'T DATE.
>> AH, LOOK!
A MIRACLE OF NATURE LIKE YOU.
>> Bubblegum: NOW HAND IT TO ME.
HMM.
[ BEEPING ] OKAY, I HAVE WHAT I NEED FOR
NOW.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Bubblegum: CA-CAW!
>> [ SCREECHING ] >> [ GROANS ]
N-NOPE. NO.
NO TEARS FOR BRACO.
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
"I HAVE WHAT I NEED FOR NOW."
SO SHE WILL SEE ME AGAIN!
I SHALL NOT FALTER, PAPA!
DEAR PERSONAL DIARY, IN A CONSEQUENCE OF MY LATEST
ROMANTIC MISFORTUNE, I DECIDED TO CONSULT THE MAN WHO KNEW BEST
ABOUT HER MAJESTY.
FATHER'S FATHER.
AMONGST HIS MOST DEAREST POSSESSIONS, HE KEPT A BOOK
CONTAINING EVERY SECRET OF SEDUCTION THROUGH
SUPERFICIALITY.
THE ART OF PEACOCKING.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> Bubblegum: HI, BRACO.
NICE...HAT.
>> I KNOW. RIGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ] HEH HEH HEH.
I AM PEACOCKING YOU TO RALLY YOUR ATTENTION.
>> Bubblegum: MM-HMM.
>> UM, SO, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
>> Bubblegum: MY CROWN.
>> OH.
UHH...
[ GROANS ] >> Bubblegum: HMM.
>> PRINCESS!
[ GROANS ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
DEAR PERSONAL DIARY...
I AM IN TERRIBLE PAIN.
>> CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
>> UHHHHHHH!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] SHE IS IN HER CASTLE SOMEWHERE.
A LONELY HEART DO NOT FEAR, PRINCESS.
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> PRINCESS, FINN AND JAKE ARE
HERE, AS REQUESTED.
>> Bubblegum: HEY, GUYS!
>> Finn: HEY, PB. WHAT'S UP?
>> Bubblegum: THIS IS A SOUL STONE.
I NEED ONE FOR SOMETHING I'M WORKING ON.
OF COURSE, IT'S REALLY RARE, BUT MY SCANNERS FOUND ONE.
IT'S IN THE VAPOR SWAMPS.
I PRINTED A MAP WITH ALL THE DETAIL.
>> Finn: PB, WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
>> Bubblegum: WHAT?
>> Finn: HEY, MAN.
>> Bubblegum: OH.
THAT'S BRACO...
A SUITOR OF MINE.
>> Finn: OH.
COOL.
THAT'S COOL. YOU'RE DATING THAT'S COOL.
SEE YA, PRINCESS.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THAT BRACO GUY?
I MEAN, HE SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD AND PASSIVE AND BABY LAMBISH
AND TOO UNHEROIC FOR PEEBS.
AND THEN I SMASHED THAT PEACH!
>> JAKE AND FINN, I SEEK YOUR AID.
I NEED TO ASK YOU FOR THAT MAP, THEREWITH I COULD BRING THE
SOUL STONE TO BUBBLEGUM.
THEN SHE'LL LOVE ME!
>> Finn: THAT ROAD YOU'RE ON LEADS TO NOWHERE.
>> OH! OH!
THANK YOU!
>> HUU-AH!
THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO.
HURRY, MAN! GET OFF!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] OH!
[ GROANS ] >> HEY, I SEE YOU!
>> ODDSBODIKINS!
UHHH!
[ SIZZLING ] [ SIGHS ]
THE SOUL STONE.
THIS JOURNEY HAS COME TO AN END.
OOH!
>> [ SCREAMS ] YOU BROKE MY HANDS!
>> [ PANTING ] UGH!
>> STOP!
>> All: THE BEAST! THE BEAST!
>> [ ROARS ] WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN MY TREASURE,
BOY?
>> FOR THE ONE I LOVE.
>> HUH.
TAKE THE STONE.
>> Bubblegum: HMM.
>> GUESS WHO.
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ] BRACO?
UHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
>> OH, LOOK. CAN IT BE?
IT'S A SOUL STONE!
>> Bubblegum: OH. Y-YEAH.
SORRY, BUT I DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE.
I JUST FINISHED PROGRAMMING A PROPER SIMULATION OF A SOUL.
IN FACT, THIS IS MUCH EASIER TO MANIPULATE THAN A REAL ONE.
BRACO?
>> HMM.
[ CLATTER! ] WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?!
[ GASPS ] >> SET ME FREE, YOU TRANCH!
>> GIVE ME THE KEY TO THE SHADOW REALM!
>> UHHH!
>> YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO HANDLE THIS.
YOU ARE DOING A BAD JOB.
>> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. I GOT THIS.
PEACE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
PB's NOT INTO YOU?
>> YEAH, MAN.
I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL.
>> WHOA. COME ON.
PB's A TOUGH NUT, BUT DON'T DRIP OUT.
>> THEN YOU MUST HELP ME...
TO CRACK THE NUT.
>> NO PROBLEM, MAN.
WE'LL USE MAGIC.
SHADOW DEMON MAGIC!
>> SAY WHAT?
>> FOR YOUR FREEDOM, A SPELL.
>> YES?
MAKE THIS MAN-NOODLE BRACO INTO A WALKING LOVE MAGNET!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] THIS I CAN DO.
BUT CAN YOU PAY THE PRICE, BRACO?
>> THE PRICE IS YOUR FREEDOM, MAN.
>> THIS PRICE LIES OUTSIDE OF OUR ARRANGEMENT.
TO RECEIVE, YOU MUST PAY.
>> HMM. ALL RIGHT.
WELL, MAYBE NO DARK MAGIC.
>> I'LL PAY ANY PRICE FOR LOVE!
>> [ LAUGHS ] SWAZAA!
>> AAAHHH!
>> RELEASE!
>> WHO'S THAT? WHAT?
>> RAARGHH!
[ SIGHS ] AM I A WALKING LOVE MAGNET?
>> WELL, YOU PAID THE PRICE, NO DOUBT.
AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
>> TO THE PRINCESS THEN!
>> YO, WAIT!
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
>> Bubblegum: AND WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY?
>> TO FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH.
>> Bubblegum: AWESOME.
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU READY TO GO ON SOME DATES?
>> UH, YEAH.
WHO SHOULD I DATE?
>> Bubblegum: THERE'S A GUY NAMED BRACO WHO'S REALLY NICE.
>> OOH. WHERE IS HE?
>> I'M HERE!
>> Bubblegum: BRACO?!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
>> I PAID THE PRICE FOR LOVE.
WAS IT WORTH IT?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
>> Bubblegum: YES, I LOVE YOU.
>> THEN MARRY ME!
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD, HAVE ADVENTURES, MAKE THE BABES, GET
FAT AND WEIRD, AND FLOAT UP TO 50th DEAD WORLD, RIGHT?
>> Bubblegum: OH, BRACO.
I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT MESS.
I DO LOVE YOU, BUT IT'S THE UNDIFFERENTIATED LOVE I FEEL FOR
ALL CANDY CITIZENS.
I COULDN'T PERMIT ONE OF MY CITIZENS TO SUFFER THE WAY I SAW
YOU SUFFERING OVER ME.
AND SO I MADE YOU THIS.
MEET MY DOPPLEGANGER -- PBOT.
[ CLUNK! ] >> UH, THIS FEELS SUPER-WRONG.
>> OH, BRACO!
[ SMOOCHES ] LET'S GET OUT OF THIS SMELLY
LAB.
>> OKAY!
[ SNAP! ] THANK YOU, PRINCESS!
WHOO!
>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE WELCOME, MY LOVE.
>> WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S BRACO?!
>> Bubblegum: I LET HIM GO, PEPS.
I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE HAPPY WITHOUT ME, SO I BUILT HIM A
ROBO-WIFE!
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM TO ME!
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