[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ]
OH, BOY.
OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY WHILE YOU
SLEEP.
LET'S GO BACK TO ICE KING'S
HOUSE.
HI, BABY.
>> Bubblegum: [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]
YAH!
ICE KING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
MY BEDROOM?!
>> Ice King: BABY!
I WAS TRYING TO SURPRISE YOU BY
MOVING YOU TO MY PLACE WHILE YOU
SLEEP, THEN HAVE YOU WAKE UP TO
BREAKFAST IN BED.
BUT NOW YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE.
WAY TO GO.
>> Bubblegum: DO YOU THINK I'D
LIKE BEING KIDNAPPED?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I WANT?
>> Ice King: OKAY! HERE WE GO.
YOU'RE THE VICTIM, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SINCE DAY ONE, I'VE BEEN DOING
EVERYTHING TO MAKE THIS
RELATIONSHIP WORK, AND FOR WHAT?
>> Bubblegum: BANANA GUARDS!
>> Ice King: BABE, COME ON.
WE PROMISED WE WOULDN'T MAKE OUR
PROBLEMS PUBLIC.
>> Bubblegum: TAKE HIM OUT.
>> Ice King: BABY, NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
BABY BEAR!
GAH!
THIS IS JUST SO CRAZY!
IF YOU CAN HONESTLY LOOK INTO
YOUR HEART AND TELL ME YOU WANT
ME TO LEAVE, I'LL GO.
>> Bubblegum: OKAY, LEAVE.
>> Ice King: WOW. DID -- DID YOU
LOOK IN YOUR HEART?
LIKE, ALL AROUND IT?
>> Bubblegum: YES.
>> Ice King: I SEE.
THEN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE GOT
SOME HEAVY EMOTIONS STIRRING IN
YOU, AND YOU HAVE SAID SOME VERY
RASH THINGS.
GUARDS, TAKE ME AWAY!
>> Finn: ICE KING!
GET OUT OF PRINCESS --
>> Ice King: I'M LEAVING!
>> Ice King: UGH. I DON'T KNOW.
DID I SAY THE RIGHT THING?
I CAN NEVER TELL WITH THAT GIRL.
[ SIGHS ]
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU,
BABY GIRL.
I GOT TO LEAVE OOO, START
SOMEWHERE FRESH.
GOODBYE, GUNTHER.
YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW.
>> [ SNORING ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
>> Ice King: [ GRUNTS ]
STROKE...STROKE...
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
HUH?
OH, CLAM BALLS!
[ PANTING ]
WHOA!
[ COUGHS ]
HWAAH!
UGH. WHERE AM I--
AAH!
[ GROANS ]
WHERE AM I?
HMM. NO SIGNS OF LIFE.
JUST ME AND THESE PALM FRONDS.
AND THAT BIRD OVER THERE.
>> Ice King: WELL, WON'T BE
NEEDING THIS ANYMORE.
[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ]
[ SIGHS ]
I MISS HER, MAN.
[ WOMAN VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE ]
HELLO?
>> ♪ FAR ACROSS THE SEA ♪
>> Ice King: IS SOMEONE THERE?
OH, MAN, THIS IS...
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE.
>> ♪ ...ETERNALLY ♪
♪ AND THOUGH HE SOMETIMES
VISITS ME ♪
>> Ice King: THERE. NOW I CAN
LOOK AROUND AND --
SWEET MOTHER OF GLOB!
THIS ISLAND DOESN'T HAVE A LADY.
THIS ISLAND IS A LADY!
>> OH! HELLO, THERE.
>> Ice King: HELLO.
>> IS MY SINGING BOTHERING YOU?
>> Ice King: NO.
>> WHAT?
>> Ice King: NO.
>> WHAT?
>> Ice King: NO!
>> WHAT?
>> Ice King: [ GRUMBLES ]
HOLD ON A SEC!
[ GRUNTING ]
WHEW!
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
>> I ASKED IF MY SINGING WAS
BOTHERING YOU.
>> Ice King: [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, NOT AT ALL.
IN FACT, IT WAS QUITE
ENCHANTING.
>> I ALWAYS SING WHEN MY
BOYFRIEND IS AWAY.
>> Ice King: BOYFRIEND?
>> YEAH -- PARTY GOD.
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>> Ice King: UH, SURE.
I MEAN, I KNOW OF HIM.
>> [ HOWLING ]
>> OH, NO! THAT'S HIM!
QUICK -- HIDE!
HE GETS CRAZY JEALOUS!
>> Ice King: CRAZY JEALOUS?!
[ PANTING ]
>> [ HOWLING ]
>> HI!
>> HEY, BABE.
IS THAT A ZIT ON YOUR FACE?
GROSS.
YOU SEEN MY BOOM BOX?
I TOTALLY PUKED IN JIMMY'S
STEREO AND KILLED THE PARTY I
WAS AT.
HE WAS LIKE "HEY, PARTY GOD!
YOU CAN'T SPIN FASTER THAN ME!"
AND I WAS LIKE, "I TOTALLY CAN,
JIMMY!"
SO WE STARTED SPINNING.
THEN I GOT SUPER-DIZZY AND WAS
LIKE...
[ MOCK RETCHING ]
...RIGHT INTO THE SPEAKER.
HA HA! FOUND IT.
OKAY, I'M BOUNCING OUT, BABE.
>> OH. YOU WANT TO HANG BEFORE
YOU GO?
>> OH. YEAH...
WELL, I'M SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF A PARTY, SO...
>> OH. WELL, IT WOULD JUST BE
FOR A MINUTE.
>> BUT...UH, I PUKED IN JIMMY'S
STEREO.
I CAN'T PARTY FOUL THE PARTY.
I'M THE PARTY GOD.
>> OKAY.
>> DON'T BE MAD, BABE.
>> I WON'T. I'M NOT.
>> OKAY, LATERS!
[ HOWLING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Ice King: UGH.
WHAT A WAD BAG.
>> OH. HE'S OKAY...
SOMETIMES.
>> Ice King: GIRL, HE IS NO GOOD
FOR YOU!
>> [ SIGHS ] I KNOW.
>> Ice King: AH, WHO AM I
KIDDING?
MY G.F., PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM,
TREATS ME LIKE POOPIES, TOO.
THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN
HE BOUNCED OUT ON YA?
WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN
LOOKING IN A MIRROR.
>> NEGLECTED LOVERS, PARTY OF
TWO!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ice King: THAT'S US.
>> WELL, I LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY HERE AS
LONG AS YOU WANT.
>> Ice King: ARE YOU SURE?
>> YES.
I APPRECIATE YOUR COMPANY.
♪ HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FRIEND ♪
♪ ¿COMO ESTE? ♪
OH!
♪ HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FRIEND ♪
♪ WHO WOULD TALK TO A SEÑORITA ♪
♪ AND WHO WOULD LIVE AND BUILD A
HOUSE ON HER PANCITA? ♪
♪ VIVIR EN ARMONIA ♪
♪ THE ICE KING AND
THE SEÑORITA ISLA ♪
♪ EL REY HIELO Y LA
SEÑORITA ISLA ♪
>> Ice King: YEAH, WELL, P.B. IS
JUST SO CLOSED OFF TO HER
EMOTIONS.
SHE CRUSHES THE RELATIONSHIP SO
SHE DOESN'T EVER HAVE TO DEVELOP
FEELINGS.
>> I DON'T EVEN MATTER TO
PARTY GOD.
HE JUST PARTIES ALL THE TIME.
HE DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE IF I'M
THERE OR NOT.
>> Ice King: OH, THAT'S
TERRIBLE.
AT LEAST BUBBLEGUM CARES IF I'M
THERE.
>> SOMETIMES I JUST WISH HE'D GO
OFF INTO OUTER SPACE SO I'D
NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
>> Ice King: YEAH, HE'S AWFUL.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH THAT.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> Ice King: YEAH, GIRL.
>> I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM.
>> Ice King: YEAH, GIRL!
>> [ HOWLING ]
>> Ice King: OH, SNAPS!
GOOD LUCK!
>> [ HOWLING ]
I FORGOT THE BATTERIES.
>> HEY, BABE?
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
UH...BABE?
>> FOUND 'EM!
HUH?
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
>> OH, THAT JUST WASHED UP ON ME
AFTER A STORM.
>> HMM.
OH, WHATEVER.
WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME
THINKING, AND I -- I --
>> AY-YI-YI. WHAT?
>> I...I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN AT
YOUR PARTY.
>> [ GROANS ]
YOU'RE KILLING ME, BABE.
[ HOWLING ]
>> Ice King: UGH!
WHAT WAS THAT?!
>> UH...
>> Ice King: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
LIKE, "I AM DONE WITH YOU!"
BAM!
"PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET OUT MY
FACE!"
>> I...
>> Ice King: WHATEVER!
I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM FOR
YOU!
>> [ IMITATING GUITAR ]
>> Ice King: HEY, YO!
YO, DAWG!
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> Ice King: I'M ICE KING.
WE SORT OF MET THAT ONE TIME AT
PEPPERMINT BUTLER'S?
ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN SPENDING LOTS
OF TIME WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
AND SHE RE--
>> WH-A-A-A-A-AT?!
HEY, WAIT.
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO'S BEEN LIVING
ON HER STOMACH.
>> Ice King: YEAH, BUT --
NO! WE'RE STRICTLY PLATONIC!
I WASN'T HITTIN' ON HER OR
ANYTHING!
>> THERE'S GONNA BE TWO HITS,
BRO -- ME HITTING YOU AND A
SECOND INSTANCE OF ME HITTING
YOU!
RAAAH!
>> Ice King: WHOA, MAMA!
LET'S TALK THIS OUT.
THINK ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR...
ICE LIGHTNING!
>> HUH?
[ HOWLS ]
>> Ice King: OH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WOWZERS!
>> AW, YEAH!
RUN, BLUE PIGGY!
>> Ice King: [ PANTING ]
TAKE IT EASY, WOLFY!
I JUST STOMPED GRAPES ON HER
TUMMY, ALL RIGHT?
AAH!
BREAD BALLS! BREAD BALLS!
BREAD BALLS!
[ PANTING ]
EH?
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Ice King: PSYCH!
EAT IT, PARTY PUPPY!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
FACE IT, BRO -- MY DIVINITY IS
UNASSAILABLE!
>> Ice King: [ GASPS ]
>> YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED OUT MY
BUSINESS.
>> Ice King: SHE IS NOT YOUR
"BID-NESS"!
>> I CAN DODGE YOUR "ZYAPS"
FOR DAYS --
>> Ice King: UH-OH.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
HMM.
[ As Party God ] AWOOOOO!
>> PARTY GOD?
>> Ice King: HEY, GIRL.
>> DID ICE KING TELL YOU TO COME
TALK TO ME?
>> Ice King: UH...MAYBE.
>> OH.
>> Ice King: SO, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
>> UH...NOPE. I'M GOOD.
>> Ice King: UH...
UH, DIDN'T YOU GET SOME GOOD
ADVICE FROM A COOL BRO AND YOU
WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHING
IMPORTANT THAT WILL BE DIFFICULT
BUT GOOD FOR YOUR FUTURE LIFE IN
THE LONG RUN?
>> WELL...YES.
YOU'RE BAD, AND I'M TERMINATING
OUR ROMANCE.
BAM!
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
WOW. I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO DO THAT WITHOUT THE ADVICE OF
MY EMOTIONALLY MATURE FRIEND
ICE KING.
>> Ice King: [ Normal ] HUH?
[ As Party God ] UH...
ICE KING WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
THAT HE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND, TOO.
AND THAT YOU WERE AS MUCH AN
INSPIRATION TO HIM AS HE WAS TO
YOU, IF NOT LESS SO.
>> MM. THAT'S NICE.
>> Ice King: HE SAYS HE'LL BE
SURE TO VISIT...
I'M GOING TO OUTER SPACE NOW!
>> OH, OKAY.
WHEW!
>> Ice King: WAAH!
AAH!
>> Bubblegum: FUN CAKES!
>> Ice King: I'VE COME TO A
DECISION.
YOU READY TO HEAR IT?
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
YOU PARTY TOO MUCH, YOU NEVER
WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND
YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT HAVING FUN
AND OTHER PEOPLE'S STEREOS!
I'M JUST A BIG ISLAND YOU CAN
COME AND GO FROM AS YOU PLEASE!
>> Bubblegum: BANANA GUARDS!
>> Ice King: BANANA GUARDS
YOURSELF, PRINCESS!
EH, WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪