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[ ALL CHEERING ]
&gt;&gt; [ SCREECHES ]

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&gt;&gt; ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NICE.

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LITTLE BIRD FAMILY ON VACAY.

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DADDY'S GOT THE MAD-BEAUTIFUL
TAIL FEATHERS.

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MOMMY'S TAKING UP THE REAR ALL
PLAIN-JANE STYLES.

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&gt;&gt; [ FARTS ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]

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GLAD I GET TO DATE A BEAUTIFUL
RAINICORN -- NOT SOME NASTY

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BIRD.

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&gt;&gt; HEY! DON'T BE TALKING TRASH!

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OUR LADIES ARE BEAUTIFUL ON THE
<i>INSIDE,</i> YOU CREEP!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>ALL</i> LADY BIRDS AROUND
THE WHOLE WORLD ARE BEAUTIFUL ON

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THE INSIDE?

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&gt;&gt; YES.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: FAIR ENOUGH.

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&gt;&gt; SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR JAKE
THE DOG.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: COOL. THANKS.

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HMM.

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"URGENT."

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HOLD STILL, BMO!

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&gt;&gt; OUCH!

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I HURT MY BUTT SLEDDING.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OH, DANG. SORRY, BMO.

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COOL, MAN! I'M <i>EXCITED!</i>

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[ STATIC ]
[ MUNCHING ]

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&gt;&gt; [ <i>MUFFLED SCREAMING</i> ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT THE HECK AM I

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LOOKING AT?

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[ SPITS ]
JAKE JR.?!

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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

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&gt;&gt; <i>JAKE THE DOG, WE HAVE YOUR</i>
<i>DAUGHTER.</i>

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<i>SHE IS SAFE -- FOR NOW.</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM
ME?!

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&gt;&gt; <i>WE NEED YOU TO REASSEMBLE</i>
<i>YOUR OLD TEAM --</i>

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<i>GARETH, A.K.A.</i>

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<i>THE LADY MASTER...</i>

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<i>THE FLYING LETTUCE BROTHERS,</i>
<i>NOTORIOUS CON-MEN</i>

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<i>IMPRESSIONISTS...</i>

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<i>AND YOUR OLD FRIEND TIFFANY.</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: GLOBBIT.

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&gt;&gt; <i>YOU WILL NEED THEM TO BREAK</i>
<i>INTO THE ROYAL CANDY VAULT AND</i>

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<i>STEAL THIS.</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: THE BAKER'S SHARD --
THE PUREST SOURCE OF SUGAR IN

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THE KNOWN REGIONS.

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&gt;&gt; <i>YOU ARE THE ONLY MASTER THIEF</i>
<i>WITH THE SKILLS TO SWIPE IT.</i>

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<i>YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO MAKE</i>
<i>THE DROP.</i>

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<i>TELL ANYONE, AND JAKE JR. GETS</i>
<i>IT.</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: BMO...

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DESTROY THE TAPE.

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&gt;&gt; [ GRUNTS ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: ARE WE ON THE LEVEL,

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BMO?

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&gt;&gt; I AIN'T NO CLOWN-TOWN SNITCH,
BABY.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I DON'T WANT FINN
HEARING ABOUT THIS.

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&gt;&gt; ALL RIGHT.

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[ BEEPING ]
&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS ]

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OH, BRUNARD, ARE YOU SURE?

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&gt;&gt; YEAH, BABE.

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I'M TOTALLY FAMOUS, AND YOU LOVE
ME.

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&gt;&gt; W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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WHAT AM I FEELING NOW?

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&gt;&gt; YOU ARE UNDER THE SPELL OF MY
FACE.

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I GOT YOU, GIRL, IN MY FACE
TRAP, AND YOU <i>LOVE</i> IT.

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&gt;&gt; [ Monotone ] I...DO.

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BRUNARD, DON'T EVER LEAVE ME.

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I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING -- MY
FABRICS, MY DRESS PATTERNS, MY

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MARBLES, MY SOCIAL STANDING.

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[ BEEPING ]
&gt;&gt; WHOOPS! I GOTTA GO.

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LATERS!

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&gt;&gt; DINE AND DASH? I SAW THAT!

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&gt;&gt; HEY, BOSS, I WANTED TO --
&gt;&gt; SHUT UP, TONYA.

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I GOTTA SEE MY EX-WIFE!

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&gt;&gt; OHH.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO. SQUEEZY MART.

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&gt;&gt; [ As boss ] TONYA, THIS IS
YOUR BOSS!

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&gt;&gt; WAIT. YOU WERE JUST HERE.

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&gt;&gt; YEAH!

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NOW I'M ON THE PHONE, STUPID!

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&gt;&gt; HEY, DO YOU THINK I COULD
LEAVE EARLY?

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I'M, LIKE, DEPRESSED.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT YOU <i>COULD</i> DO IS TAKE ALL
THE MONEY OUT OF THE REGISTER

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AND GIVE IT TO THE TWO GUYS OUT
BACK BY THE DUMPSTER!

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&gt;&gt; [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.

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THEN CAN I GO?

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&gt;&gt; YES.

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&gt;&gt; HERE YOU GO, DUDES.

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&gt;&gt; [ Normal voice ] THANKS, MAN.

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&gt;&gt; PEACE.

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&gt;&gt; GOODBYE, FAIR LAD.

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[ BEEPING ]
THE MASTER RETURNS!

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[ SQUEAKING ]
&gt;&gt; [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

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[ BEEPING ]
WELL, WELL.

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FROM THE SHADOWS OF DREAM, THE
DOG WAKES TO FIND ITS...

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UH...

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THE DOG WAKES TO FIND ITS MANGY
TAIL FLOPPING IN THE DUST LIKE A

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FISH IN A TREE.

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THAT FISH IS ME -- TIFFANY!

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[ LAUGHS ]
I'M COMING, JAKE!

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I'M COMING!

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: HI, GUYS.

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WERE YOU WAITING FOR ME IN THE
DARK?

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&gt;&gt; TIFFANY WOULDN'T LET US TURN
THEM ON.

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&gt;&gt; NEVER MIND THAT!

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THE <i>REAL</i> QUESTION IS...

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WHAT'S THAT SLO-MO FINN KNOW
ABOUT THIS?

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[ CYMBALS RATTLING ]
&gt;&gt; Finn: HEY, BMO, WHERE'S JAKE?

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&gt;&gt; JAKE GOT BACK WITH HIS OLD
GANG AND IS GOING TO ROB THE

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CANDY KINGDOM.

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&gt;&gt; Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, BMO.

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&gt;&gt; [ CHUCKLES ]
&gt;&gt; Finn: YOU WANT TO JOIN MY

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PRIMITIVE NOISE BAND?

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[ TRUMPETS ]
[ BELLS JINGLE ]

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HUHHHH?

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&gt;&gt; NO. I LIKE ORGANIZED SOUND.

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&gt;&gt; Finn: PSHH!

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[ OFF-KEY MUSIC PLAYS ]
LA-LA-LA!

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WHOO!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NAH, BMO's COVERING FOR
ME.

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&gt;&gt; SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL, JAKE?

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&gt;&gt; YEAH, WHY'D YOU CALL US BACK?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I GOT A JOB FOR YOU
GUYS.

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ONE LAST SCORE -- THE BIG ONE.

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&gt;&gt; THE BAKER'S SHARD?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
ARE YOU FOR REAL, MAN?

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&gt;&gt; HEY, THAT'S CRAZY, JAKE.

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WE ALWAYS SAID, "PLAY IT SAFE."

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&gt;&gt; CAN'T YOU SEE, GUYS?

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HE'S DESPERATE.

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SOMEBODY GOT TO HIM 'CAUSE HE'S
SOFT NOW.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT THE --
PSHH!

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TIFFANY!

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I'M THE SAME JAKE!

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I JUST STOPPED STEALING, MOSTLY.

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BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET OLDER,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET INTO

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OTHER STUFF, LIKE GRAPHIC DESIGN
OR POTTERY.

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IT'S CALLED "GROWING UP"!

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&gt;&gt; I DON'T WANT TO DO POETRY --
I MEAN, POTTERY.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: DUDE!

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ARE YOU GUYS ON BOARD OR WHAT?!

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YOU REALLY GOT SOMETHING BETTER
TO DO?!

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REALLY?!

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I KNOW <i>YOU</i> DON'T, TIFFANY!

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&gt;&gt; GLOM YOU, JAKE.

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&gt;&gt; HOW ARE WE GONNA SPLIT THE
BAKER'S SHARD?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WE AIN'T KEEPING IT.

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I'M PASSING THE SHARD OFF TO A
MYSTERY DUDE.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT THE...?!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: THE DUDE HAS MY KID.

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MY LITTLE JAKE JR.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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&gt;&gt; I'M IN.

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&gt;&gt; WE'RE IN.

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&gt;&gt; I KNOW THAT VAULT INSIDE AND
OUT -- EVERY GUARD ROTATION,

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EVERY CAMERA, EVERY DEADLY TRAP.

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AND THAT SAFE IS LOCKED UP SO
TIGHT, IT MAKES ME WANNA SPIT

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OUT MY GUTS AND CRY ABOUT IT.

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DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PLAN, JAKE?!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I HAVE THE FIRST PART.

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OKAY, LET'S FREAKIN' DO THIS!

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[ KEYBOARD CLICKS ]
&gt;&gt; CAPTAIN, THE MILK DELIVERY

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HAS ARRIVED.

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&gt;&gt; WELL, CHECK THEM IN, PRIVATE.

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&gt;&gt; YES, SIR.

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&gt;&gt; AND, PRIVATE, I'M VERY
THIRSTY.

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BRING ME BACK THE MOST DELICIOUS
FLAVOR THEY HAVE.

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&gt;&gt; YES, SIR!

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&gt;&gt; [ SCRIBBLING ]
[ STATIC ]

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HUH?

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NOW, WHAT IN THE HECK?

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&gt;&gt; [ As Private ] I'M BACK WITH
YOUR MILK, SIR.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT FLAVOR DID YOU BRING ME,
PRIVATE?

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&gt;&gt; BANANA, SIR!

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&gt;&gt; WHAT?!

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&gt;&gt; BANANA <i>MILK!</i>

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&gt;&gt; BLAGH! NO!

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THE FORBIDDEN FLAVOR!

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IT'S...

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DELICIOUS.

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&gt;&gt; [ Voices adjusting ] IT'S...

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IT'S...

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IT'S...

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[ As Captain ] IT'S DELICIOUS!

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[ FEEDBACK ]
ATTENTION, ALL GUARDS!

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<i>YOU ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT</i>
<i>IMMEDIATELY TO THE COURTYARD</i>

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<i>FOR SPECIAL TRAINING!</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY, DO YOUR THING,
MAN.

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&gt;&gt; JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, RIGHT,
JAKE?

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WHEN WE WERE BLOOD, WE'D FOLLOW
EACH OTHER INTO THE JAWS OF

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DEATH ON A PALE HORSE.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NOT NOW, TIFFANY.

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COME ON!

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[ GRUNTS ]
&gt;&gt; UGH!

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&gt;&gt; <i>TODAY, WE'LL BE WORKING ON</i>
<i>OUR BATTLE "KEE-YAHs."</i>

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OKAY, MEN! SOUND OFF!

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[ ALL YELLING ]
[ YELLING CONTINUES ]

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ALL RIGHT, SOLDIERS, TIME TO
SHRED THOSE PIPES!

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I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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LOUDER! PUSH IT HARD!

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[ SCREAMING INTENSIFIES ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]

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[ ALARM RINGS ]
[ SCREAMING STOPS ]

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[ BOTH COUGH ]
[ LOCK CLICKS ]

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[ DOORS CREAK ]
&gt;&gt; THE BAKER'S SHARD IS ON THE

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OTHER SIDE OF THAT -- THE
CORRIDOR OF A THOUSAND DEATHS.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHOA!

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WHOA!

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WHOA!

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YOW!

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&gt;&gt; [ GROWLING ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: WOW!

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WHOA!

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SNAKES HISS ]

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WHEW!

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I DID IT!

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FOR JAKE JR.!

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&gt;&gt; STOP RIGHT THERE.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: YOU!

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WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER?!

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&gt;&gt; THROW ME THE BAKERS SHARD,
AND I'LL LET HER GO.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: YEAH, RIGHT!

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THAT'S SUPER-DUMB!

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&gt;&gt; DADDY!

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PLEASE DO WHAT HE SAYS!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HANG ON, SWEETIE!

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UNGH!

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&gt;&gt; [ As Jake Jr. ] THANK YOU FOR
SAVING ME...

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[ Normal voice ] DADDY!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: [ GASPS ]

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YOU DIRTY --
&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS ]

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NOW...

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UH...

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I'M THE DOG, AND <i>YOU'RE</i> THE
TAIL!

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NOW YOU CHASE <i>ME!</i>

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YOU CHASE <i>MY</i> DREAMS!

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[ ALARM RINGING ]
&gt;&gt; <i>ALERT. SECURITY BREACH.</i>

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<i>ALERT.</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: [ GROWLS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
JAKE JR.!

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[ GROWLING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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&gt;&gt; OH, CRUD!

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JAKE! I LOVE YOU!

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I LOVE YO-O-O-O-U!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: SHUT IT, TIFFANY!

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GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER!

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&gt;&gt; TA-DA!

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I <i>TOTALLY</i> DOUBLE-CROSSED YOU!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: JAKE JR.?!

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WHAT THE PUKE, GIRL?!

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&gt;&gt; LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT THE FUNKY FRESH,

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HONEY?

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&gt;&gt; I JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU.

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MOM TOLD ME STORIES ABOUT WHEN
<i>YOU</i> DID CRIMES.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: THAT WAS A <i>LONG</i> TIME
AGO -- BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS

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WRONG!

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&gt;&gt; I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PROUD OF
ME.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: [ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
I <i>AM.</i>

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I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHEN I
WAS YOUR AGE.

258
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&gt;&gt; I AGE FAST, REMEMBER?

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I'M 22!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: RIGHT.

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I KEEP FORGETTING MATHS.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT
THE OLD CREW?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: FINN AND I WILL BUST
THEIR APPLES TOMORROW.

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OR MAYBE THE BANANA GUARDS WILL
GET 'EM.

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&gt;&gt; Together: WEE-OOH! WEE-OOH!

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WEE-OOH! WEE-OOH!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: COME ON.

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I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW.

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&gt;&gt; I LOVE YOU, POPS.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I LOVE YOU, TOO.

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DON'T STINKIN' DO THIS TO ME
AGAIN.

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I'M OLD AND FAT.

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I'LL PROBABLY HAVE A HEART
ATTACK.

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&gt;&gt; OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WAIT A MINUTE!

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YOU'RE DOING A LONG CON RIGHT
NOW, AREN'T YOU?

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&gt;&gt; NO.

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YES.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NOW I'M <i>REALLY</i> PROUD OF
YOU!

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&gt;&gt; ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪

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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪

