[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: SLAM!
[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]
>> Jake: "HEY, I WAS TRYING TO
READ THAT!"
>> Finn: "THAT BOOK IS ABOVE
YOUR LEVEL."
>> Jake: "WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU
INTO?"
>> Finn: "NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS!"
>> Jake: "TALK ABOUT IT OVER
LUNCH?"
>> Finn: "HEH, IF YOU'RE
BUYING."
>> Jake: "HEY!"
>> Finn: "HEY!"
>> Both: "FIGHT!"
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> AAH! IT'S TERRIBLE!
>> Together: LUMPY SPACE
PRINCESS?!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S WRONG?
>> YOU GUYS, SOMEBODY STOLE
SOMETHING FROM ME -- SOMETHING I
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
[ GIBBERISH ]
>> Bubblegum: I'LL GET SOMETHING
TO CALM HER DOWN.
>> I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
>> Bubblegum: OUT OF THE WAY!
AAAAAH!
>> [ HYSTERICAL GIBBERISH ]
>> Bubblegum: I NEED HELP!
CAN YOU GUYS HOLD HER DOWN?
>> YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
I'VE BEEN -- UNH! --
R-O-O-O-OBB-E-E-D.
OH.
[ GROGGY GIBBERISH ]
>> Bubblegum: OOPS.
>> Finn: LSP, WHO ROBBED YOU?
>> IT...WAS...PUH -- PETE...
PETE...
SA -- SASS -- AS --
[ GIBBERISH ]
OH, UH...
[ BODY THUDS ]
>> Bubblegum: I THINK I GAVE HER
TOO MUCH.
>> Finn: JAKE, A CRIME HAS BEEN
COMMITTED.
WE MUST FIND THE CRIMINAL...
>> Jake: WE MUST.
>> Finn: ...AND RETRIEVE
WHATEVER IT IS THAT WAS STOLEN
FROM LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS!
>> Jake: STOLEN.
BUT ALL WE HAVE TO GO ON IS PART
OF A NAME -- PETE SOMETHING.
NEED MORE CLUES!
HOLD ME!
>> Finn: CLUES, CLUES, CLUES...
>> [ GROANING ]
>> Finn: WHAT'S THAT?
I CAN'T SEE IT.
>> Jake: OOP. SORRY.
AHH.
>> Finn: THERE'S SOMETHING IN
HER HAND!
A KEY!
A KEY TO...WHAT?
"3-0-3."
HMM.
>> Jake: OOH! TURN IT AROUND.
>> Finn: AH!
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OUR FIRST
LEAD.
>> Finn: [ IMITATES GUN
COCKING ]
UNH!
HMM.
FOUND ANYTHING YET, JAKE?
>> Jake: I GOT SOME BAGS
AND...
WAIT!
MORE BAGS.
BUT NO LEADS ON PETE SOMETHING.
>> Finn: SAME HERE.
BMO, START MARKING EVIDENCE.
>> Jake: HMM.
Finn: HMM.
>> HMM.
>> Finn: DUDE, CHECK THIS.
IS THIS BLOOD?
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN, THAT'S
DEFINITELY BLOOD.
>> Finn: HMM.
LSP'S INJURIES WERE 100%
EMOTIONAL.
SO IT HAS TO BELONG TO
PETE SA-SOMETHING.
BMO, TAKE A SAMPLE AND DO A
FULL BLOOD ANALYSIS.
THE "WOIKS."
HEY, IF THAT GUY CUT HIMSELF
DURING THE ROBBERY, HE MIGHT
HAVE GONE SOMEWHERE TO BUY A
MINI ADHESIVE BANDAGE.
THERE'S A DRUG STORE ACROSS
THE STREET.
>> Jake: LET'S ROLL!
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
VROOM!
[ IMITATES BRAKES SQUEALING,
CAR IDLING ]
>> AND IF THE OOZING PERSISTS,
JUST COME BACK...
AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING A
LITTLE STRONGER.
>> Finn: I'M FINN.
THIS IS MY PARTNER JAKE.
>> Jake: HELLO, CITIZEN.
HAD ANYONE IN HERE LOOKING TO
BUY SOME MINI ADHESIVE BANDAGES
TODAY?
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE COME THROUGH
MY STORE, GENTLEMEN.
YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK I'D
BE ABLE TO REMEMBER ANY ONE
PARTICULAR CUSTOMER AMONG THE
COUNTLESS OTHERS I SEE ON A
DAILY BASIS NOW, CAN YOU?
>> Finn: I GUESS NOT.
FAIR DO's.
COME ON, JAKE --
>> WAIT!
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THERE
WAS THIS ONE GUY IN HERE
EARLIER.
REAL SUSPICIOUS TYPE.
HAD A NOSE BLEED.
SAID IT WAS THE FIRST ONE HE'D
HAD IN YEARS.
USED TO GET THEM ALL THE TIME
AS A KID, HE SAID.
COULD NEVER REMEMBER IF HE WAS
SUPPOSED TO PINCH HIS NOSE AND
HOLD HIS HEAD BACK OR PINCH HIS
NOSE AND HOLD HIS HEAD FORWARD.
MAYBE IT WAS A CASE OF BEING
BOXED ON THE NOSE TOO MANY
TIMES -- MADE THE BLOOD VESSELS
IN HIS LOWER SEPTUM WEAK AND
VULNERABLE TO HEMORRHAGING.
ANYWAY, HIS MAMMY ALWAYS SAID IT
WAS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T KEEP
THOSE PICKY LITTLE FINGERS OUT
OF HIS DIRTY LITTLE NOSE HOLES.
HE DIDN'T BUY IT, THOUGH.
HE ALWAYS THOUGHT --
>> Finn: MA'AM, CAN YOU GIVE US
A NAME?
>> MMMMM, NOPE.
NO, WAIT.
YES, I CAN.
PETE SASSAFRASS.
>> PETE...
SA -- SASS -- AS...
>> Finn: DID YOU CATCH WHICH WAY
HE WAS GOING?
>> OF COURSE.
HE SAID HE WAS CATCHING A TRAIN
AT 11:27, CANDY KINGDOM STATION,
PLATFORM 5.
HEH. I'M SORRY.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER MORE.
>> Jake: SEE ANYONE WHO MIGHT BE
OUR GUY?
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ] NOPE.
NOBODY SUSPICIOUS HERE.
JUST A LOAD OF DECENT,
LAW-ABIDING FOLK.
WHAT THE --
JAKE, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
TURNING INTO STUFF TODAY?
>> Jake: I REALLY LIKE TURNING
INTO COP STUFF.
I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP TURNING
INTO COP STUFF.
>> FINAL BOARDING...
>> Jake: HEY, THERE'S
PLATFORM 5.
>> ...SERVICE TO
PEPPERMINT HILLS, TRACK 5.
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
I SEE A NASTY "TRANCH"!
>> Finn: LET'S BOOK 'IM, SON.
HUP! SORRY!
WHOA!
COMIN' THROUGH!
HUP! [ GRUNTS ]
STOP RIGHT THERE!
WHAT'S UNDER THAT SKEEZY
TRENCH COAT, YOU --
>> CROOK!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> BUSTED! FOR ATTEMPTING TO
BOARD A TRAIN WITHOUT A
TICKET.
[ TRAIN HORN BLOWS ]
>> Finn: AW, GUYS, HE'S GETTING
AWAY!
>> Jake: WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS,
MAN!
WE'RE WORKING THE BEAT, JUST
LIKE YOU!
>> JIMMY?
>> YEP, CHECKS OUT.
HE TASTES LIKE POLICE.
>> EH, SORRY ABOUT THAT,
OFFICERS.
IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
>> Finn: UGH! WE LOST HIM.
>> Jake: NOT YET WE DIDN'T.
[ IMITATES SIREN WAILING ]
>> Finn: UNH! TOO FAR AHEAD.
WE'LL NEVER CATCH IT!
>> Jake: IF WE CUT THROUGH THE
FOREST, MAYBE WE CAN HEAD IT OFF
AT THE PASS.
>> Finn: SWEET THINKING!
>> Jake: [ IMITATES TIRES
SCREECHING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Finn: OH, DEER!
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: ARE YOU
PETE SASSAFRASS?
>> WHA?
I...GOT A LOT OF NAMES.
WHO'S ASKIN'?
>> Jake: [ IMITATES GUN
COCKING ]
GIVE BACK WHAT YOU STOLE FROM
LSP!
>> WHO? WHAT'S THAT?
AN ACRONYM OR SOMETHIN'?
OOF!
>> Finn: CUFF HIM.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
OOF!
[ GRUNTING ]
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN --
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] -- BUSTED.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU LISTEN,
FLATFOOT.
THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF CRAZY
MISTAKE HERE.
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!
>> Jake: SAVE IT FOR THE
CANDY JUDGE, PETE.
>> Finn: LOOK, YOU CAN DROP THE
ACT AND CUT THE SASS,
SASSAFRASS.
WE'VE GOT AN EYEWITNESS AND YOUR
BLOOD AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
>> Jake: YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU
DO THE TIME, MAN.
>> Finn: ROLL THE DICE, YOU PAY
THE PRICE.
>> WHAT DICE?
OH, YOU GUYS ARE DONKERS.
>> Jake: BURGLE OUR FRIEND, IT'S
THE END...
FOR YO-O-O-O-O-U.
>> I WANT TO SEE A LAWYER.
>> Jake: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
"I'LL HANDLE THIS, PETE.
YOU'RE UPSETTING MY CLIENT.
JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE.
THAT CONSTITUTES HARASSMENT, SO
GIVE HIM SOME SPACE.
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
I'VE GOT THIS CASE."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
"WELCOME TO THE NEXT 25 YEARS OF
YOUR LIFE!"
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
WE DESERVE DOUGHNUTS.
>> Jake: LET'S BOWL.
>> NO, NO, WAIT, PLEASE.
YOU GUYS!
>> Jake: "GUILTY!"
>> Finn: MAN, WE DIDN'T JUST
CRACK THAT CASE...
WE CRUNCHED IT.
CRUMBLED IT.
>> Jake: WE ARE AWESOME AT BEING
COPS.
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
>> Finn: AH, CALL ME CRAZY, BUT
I WAS THINKING...
MAYBE WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BECOME
DETECTIVES, LIKE AS A JOB!
WHEN WE WERE OUT ON THE STREETS
BACK THERE, GETTING THOSE LEADS,
BUSTING THAT PERP, IT JUST FELT
SO -- I DON'T KNOW --
RIGHT.
>> Jake: I KNOW, MAN.
I ACTUALLY TOTALLY DO KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
>> Finn: AH. DUDE.
>> Jake: I TOLD YOU, I HAVE A
PROBLEM.
I CAN'T STOP.
[ SIGHS ]
>> HOWDY, PARTNER.
>> Finn: OH, HEY, BMO.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'VE FINISHED PROCESSING THE
BLOOD SAMPLE, AND I HAVE THE
RESULTS.
>> Finn: NICE.
>> Jake: YEAH, GOOD WORK, BMO.
>> Finn: IT'S PETE SASSAFRASS'S
BLOOD, RIGHT?
>> NO, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO
ANYONE BECAUSE IT'S NOT BLOOD.
IT'S TOMATO SAUCE.
>> Jake: TOMATO SAUCE?
>> Finn: HMM.
>> Jake: [ GRUNTING ]
>> PETE...
SA -- SASS -- AS --
PETE...SA --
>> Finn: OH, MY MIND!
LSP WASN'T TRYING TO SAY
"PETE SA-SOMETHING."
SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY "PIZZA"
SOMETHING!
>> Jake: BUT HOW WOULD PIZZA
SAUCE END UP IN A HOTEL ROOM?
>> Finn: UNLESS IT WAS
DELIVERED.
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Both: PIZZA SASSY'S!
>> Finn: WHERE IS THE DELIVERY
GUY?!
>> OH, YOU MEAN PETEY.
HE'S OUT.
HE'S MAKING DELIVERIES.
>> Jake: OR MAYBE HE'S OUT TYING
UP LOOSE ENDS.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
LSP COULD BE IN DANGE-R-R-R-R!
>> Jake: DANGE-R-R-R-R!
>> Finn: PHONE?
>> PHONE.
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
[ IMITATES PHONE DIALING ]
PRINCESS!
ADD SOME BANANA GUARDS OUTSIDE
OF LSP'S HOSPITAL ROOM.
>> Bubblegum: HUH? WHY?
>> Finn: LSP COULD BE IN DANGER!
>> Bubblegum: LSP WOKE UP AND
WENT BACK TO HER HOTEL ROOM.
>> Finn: OH, MY J-I-I-I-I-IM!
>> Both: HE'S ALREADY HERE!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Both: LSP!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> OW! OW! HEY! HEY, NO!
OH, NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
IT WAS YOU.
YOU DID IT!
>> HELP ME!
I WAS JUST DELIVERING THE PIZZA
SHE ORDERED, AND NOW SHE WON'T
LET ME LEAVE.
>> Finn: LSP, WHAT IS GOING ON?
YOU SAID HE STOLE SOMETHING FROM
YOU.
>> WELL, HE DID!
HE STOLE...
MY HEART!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Finn: HURRY UP, DUDE!
>> Jake: Shh!
>> Finn: Right.
>> HOO! THANKS!
>> Jake: Shh!
>> Finn: Go! Go!
>> NO TIP, HUH?
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S HOW IT IS AROUND HERE.
FINE.
>> Jake: HUH? HUH?
COME ON, PAL.
TURNS OUT THE ONLY CASE HERE IS
JUST ANOTHER CASE OF LSP BEING
NUTTY.
[ IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪