1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 [ MOUSE SQUEAKS ] 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,070 [ PENGUINS CHIRP ] 3 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:10,240 [ ALL CHEERING ] 4 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,940 >> [ SCREECHES ] 5 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:14,210 >> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,710 ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪ 7 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,650 ♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT 8 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:18,350 LANDS ♪ 9 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,450 ♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG 10 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:20,750 AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪ 11 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,380 ♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ 12 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:24,350 ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪ 13 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,130 >> Finn: SLAM! 14 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,470 [ BOTH CHUCKLING ] 15 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:39,530 >> Jake: "HEY, I WAS TRYING TO 16 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,000 READ THAT!" 17 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,470 >> Finn: "THAT BOOK IS ABOVE 18 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,470 YOUR LEVEL." 19 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:43,810 >> Jake: "WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU 20 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:44,210 INTO?" 21 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:45,210 >> Finn: "NONE OF YOUR 22 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:45,940 BUSINESS!" 23 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,240 >> Jake: "TALK ABOUT IT OVER 24 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:47,880 LUNCH?" 25 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:48,910 >> Finn: "HEH, IF YOU'RE 26 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,980 BUYING." 27 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:57,890 >> Jake: "HEY!" 28 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,120 >> Finn: "HEY!" 29 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:01,490 >> Both: "FIGHT!" 30 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,330 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 31 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:06,260 >> AAH! IT'S TERRIBLE! 32 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,400 >> Together: LUMPY SPACE 33 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:08,000 PRINCESS?! 34 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:09,530 >> Bubblegum: WHAT'S WRONG? 35 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,130 >> YOU GUYS, SOMEBODY STOLE 36 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,830 SOMETHING FROM ME -- SOMETHING I 37 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,770 CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT! 38 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,500 [ GIBBERISH ] 39 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:15,570 >> Bubblegum: I'LL GET SOMETHING 40 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,570 TO CALM HER DOWN. 41 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,810 >> I'VE BEEN ROBBED! 42 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,470 >> Bubblegum: OUT OF THE WAY! 43 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:21,740 AAAAAH! 44 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,780 >> [ HYSTERICAL GIBBERISH ] 45 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,780 >> Bubblegum: I NEED HELP! 46 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:24,810 CAN YOU GUYS HOLD HER DOWN? 47 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,180 >> YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! 48 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,450 I'VE BEEN -- UNH! -- 49 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,750 R-O-O-O-OBB-E-E-D. 50 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:32,220 OH. 51 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,590 [ GROGGY GIBBERISH ] 52 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,790 >> Bubblegum: OOPS. 53 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,460 >> Finn: LSP, WHO ROBBED YOU? 54 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,200 >> IT...WAS...PUH -- PETE... 55 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:42,600 PETE... 56 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:45,400 SA -- SASS -- AS -- 57 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:47,870 [ GIBBERISH ] 58 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:48,670 OH, UH... 59 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,540 [ BODY THUDS ] 60 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,570 >> Bubblegum: I THINK I GAVE HER 61 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,870 TOO MUCH. 62 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,370 >> Finn: JAKE, A CRIME HAS BEEN 63 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,010 COMMITTED. 64 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,310 WE MUST FIND THE CRIMINAL... 65 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:56,010 >> Jake: WE MUST. 66 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:56,950 >> Finn: ...AND RETRIEVE 67 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,080 WHATEVER IT IS THAT WAS STOLEN 68 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,510 FROM LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS! 69 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:00,480 >> Jake: STOLEN. 70 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,220 BUT ALL WE HAVE TO GO ON IS PART 71 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,750 OF A NAME -- PETE SOMETHING. 72 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,220 NEED MORE CLUES! 73 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:09,820 HOLD ME! 74 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:12,290 >> Finn: CLUES, CLUES, CLUES... 75 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,630 >> [ GROANING ] 76 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,730 >> Finn: WHAT'S THAT? 77 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,560 I CAN'T SEE IT. 78 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:17,900 >> Jake: OOP. SORRY. 79 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:18,670 AHH. 80 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:19,800 >> Finn: THERE'S SOMETHING IN 81 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:20,400 HER HAND! 82 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:21,540 A KEY! 83 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,970 A KEY TO...WHAT? 84 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,640 "3-0-3." 85 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,880 HMM. 86 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:29,780 >> Jake: OOH! TURN IT AROUND. 87 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,350 >> Finn: AH! 88 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:31,450 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OUR FIRST 89 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:33,520 LEAD. 90 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,560 >> Finn: [ IMITATES GUN 91 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,020 COCKING ] 92 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:44,760 UNH! 93 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:45,990 HMM. 94 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,900 FOUND ANYTHING YET, JAKE? 95 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,160 >> Jake: I GOT SOME BAGS 96 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:50,470 AND... 97 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:51,230 WAIT! 98 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,170 MORE BAGS. 99 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:54,840 BUT NO LEADS ON PETE SOMETHING. 100 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,970 >> Finn: SAME HERE. 101 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:04,380 BMO, START MARKING EVIDENCE. 102 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,790 >> Jake: HMM. 103 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,660 Finn: HMM. 104 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,430 >> HMM. 105 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,330 >> Finn: DUDE, CHECK THIS. 106 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:21,900 IS THIS BLOOD? 107 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,200 >> Jake: YEAH, MAN, THAT'S 108 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,030 DEFINITELY BLOOD. 109 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:24,730 >> Finn: HMM. 110 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,430 LSP'S INJURIES WERE 100% 111 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,340 EMOTIONAL. 112 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,770 SO IT HAS TO BELONG TO 113 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,970 PETE SA-SOMETHING. 114 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,670 BMO, TAKE A SAMPLE AND DO A 115 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:32,810 FULL BLOOD ANALYSIS. 116 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:34,410 THE "WOIKS." 117 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,680 HEY, IF THAT GUY CUT HIMSELF 118 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:36,980 DURING THE ROBBERY, HE MIGHT 119 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,250 HAVE GONE SOMEWHERE TO BUY A 120 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,510 MINI ADHESIVE BANDAGE. 121 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:41,080 THERE'S A DRUG STORE ACROSS 122 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,050 THE STREET. 123 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,890 >> Jake: LET'S ROLL! 124 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:46,390 >> Jake: WHOA! 125 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,120 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 126 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:48,860 VROOM! 127 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,090 [ IMITATES BRAKES SQUEALING, 128 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,190 CAR IDLING ] 129 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,630 >> AND IF THE OOZING PERSISTS, 130 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:53,800 JUST COME BACK... 131 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:55,300 AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING A 132 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,030 LITTLE STRONGER. 133 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,030 >> Finn: I'M FINN. 134 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,400 THIS IS MY PARTNER JAKE. 135 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:59,800 >> Jake: HELLO, CITIZEN. 136 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:00,970 HAD ANYONE IN HERE LOOKING TO 137 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,170 BUY SOME MINI ADHESIVE BANDAGES 138 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:02,740 TODAY? 139 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,970 >> A LOT OF PEOPLE COME THROUGH 140 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,840 MY STORE, GENTLEMEN. 141 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,340 YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK I'D 142 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,780 BE ABLE TO REMEMBER ANY ONE 143 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,280 PARTICULAR CUSTOMER AMONG THE 144 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,680 COUNTLESS OTHERS I SEE ON A 145 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,910 DAILY BASIS NOW, CAN YOU? 146 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,850 >> Finn: I GUESS NOT. 147 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,480 FAIR DO's. 148 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,250 COME ON, JAKE -- 149 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,390 >> WAIT! 150 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:18,790 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THERE 151 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:19,950 WAS THIS ONE GUY IN HERE 152 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:20,490 EARLIER. 153 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,890 REAL SUSPICIOUS TYPE. 154 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,960 HAD A NOSE BLEED. 155 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:24,160 SAID IT WAS THE FIRST ONE HE'D 156 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:24,830 HAD IN YEARS. 157 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:25,960 USED TO GET THEM ALL THE TIME 158 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:26,760 AS A KID, HE SAID. 159 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,230 COULD NEVER REMEMBER IF HE WAS 160 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,700 SUPPOSED TO PINCH HIS NOSE AND 161 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,200 HOLD HIS HEAD BACK OR PINCH HIS 162 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,800 NOSE AND HOLD HIS HEAD FORWARD. 163 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,200 MAYBE IT WAS A CASE OF BEING 164 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:35,500 BOXED ON THE NOSE TOO MANY 165 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:37,010 TIMES -- MADE THE BLOOD VESSELS 166 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,410 IN HIS LOWER SEPTUM WEAK AND 167 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:39,710 VULNERABLE TO HEMORRHAGING. 168 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,210 ANYWAY, HIS MAMMY ALWAYS SAID IT 169 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,540 WAS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T KEEP 170 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:43,950 THOSE PICKY LITTLE FINGERS OUT 171 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,410 OF HIS DIRTY LITTLE NOSE HOLES. 172 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,510 HE DIDN'T BUY IT, THOUGH. 173 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:47,080 HE ALWAYS THOUGHT -- 174 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,080 >> Finn: MA'AM, CAN YOU GIVE US 175 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:48,550 A NAME? 176 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,280 >> MMMMM, NOPE. 177 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,120 NO, WAIT. 178 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,550 YES, I CAN. 179 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,990 PETE SASSAFRASS. 180 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,390 >> PETE... 181 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:00,030 SA -- SASS -- AS... 182 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,200 >> Finn: DID YOU CATCH WHICH WAY 183 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:01,860 HE WAS GOING? 184 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:02,630 >> OF COURSE. 185 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:04,030 HE SAID HE WAS CATCHING A TRAIN 186 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:05,800 AT 11:27, CANDY KINGDOM STATION, 187 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:06,970 PLATFORM 5. 188 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,300 HEH. I'M SORRY. 189 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:10,470 I WISH I COULD REMEMBER MORE. 190 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,380 >> Jake: SEE ANYONE WHO MIGHT BE 191 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,040 OUR GUY? 192 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,340 >> Finn: [ SIGHS ] NOPE. 193 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,350 NOBODY SUSPICIOUS HERE. 194 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,250 JUST A LOAD OF DECENT, 195 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:22,780 LAW-ABIDING FOLK. 196 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:23,450 WHAT THE -- 197 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,750 JAKE, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE 198 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,020 TURNING INTO STUFF TODAY? 199 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:27,390 >> Jake: I REALLY LIKE TURNING 200 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,190 INTO COP STUFF. 201 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,560 I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP TURNING 202 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,630 INTO COP STUFF. 203 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:31,930 >> FINAL BOARDING... 204 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:33,060 >> Jake: HEY, THERE'S 205 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:33,760 PLATFORM 5. 206 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:34,700 >> ...SERVICE TO 207 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,060 PEPPERMINT HILLS, TRACK 5. 208 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:36,560 >> Jake: [ GASPS ] 209 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:38,030 I SEE A NASTY "TRANCH"! 210 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,270 >> Finn: LET'S BOOK 'IM, SON. 211 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:40,330 HUP! SORRY! 212 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,070 WHOA! 213 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,910 COMIN' THROUGH! 214 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,070 HUP! [ GRUNTS ] 215 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,040 STOP RIGHT THERE! 216 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:47,340 WHAT'S UNDER THAT SKEEZY 217 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,310 TRENCH COAT, YOU -- 218 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:48,980 >> CROOK! 219 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:49,880 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 220 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,450 >> BUSTED! FOR ATTEMPTING TO 221 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:52,750 BOARD A TRAIN WITHOUT A 222 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:53,720 TICKET. 223 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:56,650 [ TRAIN HORN BLOWS ] 224 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,150 >> Finn: AW, GUYS, HE'S GETTING 225 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:58,750 AWAY! 226 00:05:58,820 --> 00:05:59,790 >> Jake: WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS, 227 00:05:59,850 --> 00:06:00,150 MAN! 228 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:01,160 WE'RE WORKING THE BEAT, JUST 229 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:01,660 LIKE YOU! 230 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,660 >> JIMMY? 231 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:06,660 >> YEP, CHECKS OUT. 232 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:07,760 HE TASTES LIKE POLICE. 233 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:08,900 >> EH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, 234 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:09,430 OFFICERS. 235 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,430 IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE. 236 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,040 >> Finn: UGH! WE LOST HIM. 237 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,570 >> Jake: NOT YET WE DIDN'T. 238 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:22,210 [ IMITATES SIREN WAILING ] 239 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,880 >> Finn: UNH! TOO FAR AHEAD. 240 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:24,910 WE'LL NEVER CATCH IT! 241 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,210 >> Jake: IF WE CUT THROUGH THE 242 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,620 FOREST, MAYBE WE CAN HEAD IT OFF 243 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,450 AT THE PASS. 244 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,480 >> Finn: SWEET THINKING! 245 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,550 >> Jake: [ IMITATES TIRES 246 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:31,790 SCREECHING ] 247 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,260 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 248 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:38,530 >> Finn: OH, DEER! 249 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,630 >> Both: YEAH! 250 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,770 >> Jake: [ GRUNTS ] 251 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:45,830 >> Finn: ARE YOU 252 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,030 PETE SASSAFRASS? 253 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:47,700 >> WHA? 254 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:50,100 I...GOT A LOT OF NAMES. 255 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,870 WHO'S ASKIN'? 256 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:52,910 >> Jake: [ IMITATES GUN 257 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:53,540 COCKING ] 258 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,710 GIVE BACK WHAT YOU STOLE FROM 259 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:55,280 LSP! 260 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,510 >> WHO? WHAT'S THAT? 261 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:57,680 AN ACRONYM OR SOMETHIN'? 262 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,780 OOF! 263 00:06:58,850 --> 00:06:59,950 >> Finn: CUFF HIM. 264 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,480 >> [ GRUNTS ] 265 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:02,820 >> Jake: ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS. 266 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,690 OOF! 267 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,090 [ GRUNTING ] 268 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,060 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN -- 269 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,590 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] -- BUSTED. 270 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,100 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU LISTEN, 271 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:14,800 FLATFOOT. 272 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,600 THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF CRAZY 273 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,330 MISTAKE HERE. 274 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,530 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! 275 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,630 >> Jake: SAVE IT FOR THE 276 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,470 CANDY JUDGE, PETE. 277 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,800 >> Finn: LOOK, YOU CAN DROP THE 278 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:22,800 ACT AND CUT THE SASS, 279 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:23,740 SASSAFRASS. 280 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,910 WE'VE GOT AN EYEWITNESS AND YOUR 281 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,540 BLOOD AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. 282 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,080 >> Jake: YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU 283 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,050 DO THE TIME, MAN. 284 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,450 >> Finn: ROLL THE DICE, YOU PAY 285 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:33,280 THE PRICE. 286 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,220 >> WHAT DICE? 287 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,750 OH, YOU GUYS ARE DONKERS. 288 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,650 >> Jake: BURGLE OUR FRIEND, IT'S 289 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,890 THE END... 290 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:41,290 FOR YO-O-O-O-O-U. 291 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,590 >> I WANT TO SEE A LAWYER. 292 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,760 >> Jake: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 293 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:45,860 "I'LL HANDLE THIS, PETE. 294 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,060 YOU'RE UPSETTING MY CLIENT. 295 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,130 JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE. 296 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,260 THAT CONSTITUTES HARASSMENT, SO 297 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:50,600 GIVE HIM SOME SPACE. 298 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,470 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. 299 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,630 I'VE GOT THIS CASE." 300 00:07:52,700 --> 00:08:01,040 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 301 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,910 "WELCOME TO THE NEXT 25 YEARS OF 302 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:04,950 YOUR LIFE!" 303 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,080 >> Finn: [ SIGHS ] 304 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,750 WE DESERVE DOUGHNUTS. 305 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,420 >> Jake: LET'S BOWL. 306 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,690 >> NO, NO, WAIT, PLEASE. 307 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,190 YOU GUYS! 308 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,660 >> Jake: "GUILTY!" 309 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:19,790 >> Finn: MAN, WE DIDN'T JUST 310 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:21,460 CRACK THAT CASE... 311 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:23,030 WE CRUNCHED IT. 312 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:23,760 CRUMBLED IT. 313 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:25,270 >> Jake: WE ARE AWESOME AT BEING 314 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,130 COPS. 315 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,840 THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. 316 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,340 >> Finn: AH, CALL ME CRAZY, BUT 317 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,370 I WAS THINKING... 318 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,940 MAYBE WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BECOME 319 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,740 DETECTIVES, LIKE AS A JOB! 320 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,140 WHEN WE WERE OUT ON THE STREETS 321 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,580 BACK THERE, GETTING THOSE LEADS, 322 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:39,980 BUSTING THAT PERP, IT JUST FELT 323 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:42,080 SO -- I DON'T KNOW -- 324 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:42,620 RIGHT. 325 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,050 >> Jake: I KNOW, MAN. 326 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,550 I ACTUALLY TOTALLY DO KNOW 327 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,820 EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. 328 00:08:48,890 --> 00:08:51,390 >> Finn: AH. DUDE. 329 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,830 >> Jake: I TOLD YOU, I HAVE A 330 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:54,160 PROBLEM. 331 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:56,030 I CAN'T STOP. 332 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,300 [ SIGHS ] 333 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,270 >> HOWDY, PARTNER. 334 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,330 >> Finn: OH, HEY, BMO. 335 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,000 WHAT'S GOING ON? 336 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,540 >> I'VE FINISHED PROCESSING THE 337 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,270 BLOOD SAMPLE, AND I HAVE THE 338 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:03,910 RESULTS. 339 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:04,910 >> Finn: NICE. 340 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,340 >> Jake: YEAH, GOOD WORK, BMO. 341 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,680 >> Finn: IT'S PETE SASSAFRASS'S 342 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:08,580 BLOOD, RIGHT? 343 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,440 >> NO, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO 344 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,480 ANYONE BECAUSE IT'S NOT BLOOD. 345 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:16,450 IT'S TOMATO SAUCE. 346 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,320 >> Jake: TOMATO SAUCE? 347 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,550 >> Finn: HMM. 348 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:23,160 >> Jake: [ GRUNTING ] 349 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,560 >> PETE... 350 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,460 SA -- SASS -- AS -- 351 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,130 PETE...SA -- 352 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,700 >> Finn: OH, MY MIND! 353 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,300 LSP WASN'T TRYING TO SAY 354 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,530 "PETE SA-SOMETHING." 355 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,040 SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY "PIZZA" 356 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:35,900 SOMETHING! 357 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,170 >> Jake: BUT HOW WOULD PIZZA 358 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,840 SAUCE END UP IN A HOTEL ROOM? 359 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:40,940 >> Finn: UNLESS IT WAS 360 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,480 DELIVERED. 361 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,310 [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] 362 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:47,520 >> Both: PIZZA SASSY'S! 363 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,580 >> Finn: WHERE IS THE DELIVERY 364 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:49,050 GUY?! 365 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,080 >> OH, YOU MEAN PETEY. 366 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,090 HE'S OUT. 367 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:53,590 HE'S MAKING DELIVERIES. 368 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:55,290 >> Jake: OR MAYBE HE'S OUT TYING 369 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,660 UP LOOSE ENDS. 370 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,630 >> Finn: [ GASPS ] 371 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,090 LSP COULD BE IN DANGE-R-R-R-R! 372 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,760 >> Jake: DANGE-R-R-R-R! 373 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:02,600 >> Finn: PHONE? 374 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:03,760 >> PHONE. 375 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,670 >> Finn: [ PANTING ] 376 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,770 [ IMITATES PHONE DIALING ] 377 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:07,800 PRINCESS! 378 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:09,240 ADD SOME BANANA GUARDS OUTSIDE 379 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,640 OF LSP'S HOSPITAL ROOM. 380 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,010 >> Bubblegum: HUH? WHY? 381 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,840 >> Finn: LSP COULD BE IN DANGER! 382 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,140 >> Bubblegum: LSP WOKE UP AND 383 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,710 WENT BACK TO HER HOTEL ROOM. 384 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:18,950 >> Finn: OH, MY J-I-I-I-I-IM! 385 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,380 >> Both: HE'S ALREADY HERE! 386 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,650 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 387 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,090 >> CAN I HELP YOU? 388 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,220 >> Both: LSP! 389 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,550 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 390 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,560 >> OW! OW! HEY! HEY, NO! 391 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,420 OH, NO! 392 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:31,430 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 393 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,730 IT WAS YOU. 394 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:33,660 YOU DID IT! 395 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:34,630 >> HELP ME! 396 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,230 I WAS JUST DELIVERING THE PIZZA 397 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,770 SHE ORDERED, AND NOW SHE WON'T 398 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,000 LET ME LEAVE. 399 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,440 >> Finn: LSP, WHAT IS GOING ON? 400 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,770 YOU SAID HE STOLE SOMETHING FROM 401 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:43,270 YOU. 402 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,370 >> WELL, HE DID! 403 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,640 HE STOLE... 404 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,210 MY HEART! 405 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,710 [ SOBBING ] 406 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,710 >> Finn: HURRY UP, DUDE! 407 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,350 >> Jake: Shh! 408 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,480 >> Finn: Right. 409 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,250 >> HOO! THANKS! 410 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,050 >> Jake: Shh! 411 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:57,950 >> Finn: Go! Go! 412 00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:58,850 >> NO TIP, HUH? 413 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,750 THAT'S GREAT. 414 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:00,920 THAT'S HOW IT IS AROUND HERE. 415 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,290 FINE. 416 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,490 >> Jake: HUH? HUH? 417 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,660 COME ON, PAL. 418 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,360 TURNS OUT THE ONLY CASE HERE IS 419 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:08,030 JUST ANOTHER CASE OF LSP BEING 420 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,130 NUTTY. 421 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,170 [ IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING ] 422 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:16,740 >> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ 423 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,710 ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪ 424 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,210 ♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE 425 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,710 FOREST ♪ 426 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:28,720 ♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ 427 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:32,750 ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ 428 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:35,360 ♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪