[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: YUP!
YEAH, TOTALLY STUCK THAT
LANDING!
>> YEAH! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
>> Finn: MAN, IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I'VE WORN THE JAKE SUIT.
I FORGOT HOW AWESOME YOUR BOD
IS, BRO.
STRETCHY-ARM POWER!
[ CREAK! ]
I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE!
[ ROARS ]
BA-A-A-A-M!
AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL IT!
>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ] BMO, THROW
YOUR PLATE AT ME.
>> OKAY.
HYAH!
>> Finn: YEAH, BMO, SHOW ME THE
STUFF!
KEEP IT COMING!
>> HYAH!
>> Finn: YEAH, BMO, UNLEASH THE
BEAST!
>> YEAH!
UNLEASH THE BEAST!
>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: COME ON, BMO, BRING IT!
THAT'S NOTHING!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Finn: YOU'RE WEAK, BMO!
>> RRRRRRRRAAH!
>> Jake: OOH. OOH.
>> AAH! AAH!
[ PANTING ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: YOU OKAY, BMO?
>> I AM NO MATCH FOR THE
JAKE SUIT.
>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT.
DOG, THE JAKE SUIT IS MAD
STRONG.
THIS JUNK CAN PROTECT ME FROM
ANYTHING.
>> Jake: [ Muffled ] UH, SORT
OF.
WAIT, BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
HERE?
YOU KNOW I'M NOT, LIKE, ACTUAL
ARMOR, RIGHT?
>> Finn: SEPTUPLE FLIP OFF THE
TREE HOUSE!
>> Jake: NO-O-O-O-O!
>> Finn: WHOO-HOO!
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! WHOO!
>> Jake: [ GAGS ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ PANTING ]
OHH...
>> BAM!
>> Jake: HUH...HUH...HUH...
[ SIGHS ]
YOU WERE A LITTLE ROUGH WITH THE
JAKE SUIT TODAY, BRO.
YOU MASHED UP MY DOGGY BAG
PRETTY HARD.
>> Finn: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?
>> Jake: WHEN YOU'RE IN MY BODY,
IT PUSHES OUT MY BRAIN, SO I
HAVE NO CONTROL.
>> Finn: COME ON, BRO, TAKING
PAIN IS EASY.
YOU JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT
EVERY BRUISE IS A HICKEY FROM
THE UNIVERSE.
AND EVERYONE WANTS TO GET WITH
THE UNIVERSE.
>> Jake: I BET YOU WOULDN'T BE
SAYING THAT NONSENSE IF I WORE
YOU AS A SUIT.
>> Finn: I BET I WOULD BE SAYING
THAT NONSENSE.
>> Jake: OKAY, BRO, LET'S SEE
HOW YOU LIKE IT.
I'LL BRING THE PAIN.
>> Finn: DO IT, BRO.
GET IN HERE.
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
[ CHUCKLES ] YES!
TIME TO BRING THE PAIN!
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
MAN, ARE YOU KIDDING?
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
YOU GIVE UP?
>> Finn: YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.
>> Jake: HMM.
I THOUGHT I WAS.
THIS IS HARD.
I-I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FIST.
HOW DO YOU CONTROL MY BODY SO
WELL?
>> Finn: DUDE, I'M GRACEFUL.
MOM RAISED ME GRACEFUL.
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
DUDE, WHAT THE BJORK?
>> Jake: [ GROWLS ]
HMM.
AHA! HERE WE GO.
DREAM JOURNAL OF A BORING MAN,
VOLUME 12.
>> Finn: UH, JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Jake: THERE'S ALL KINDS OF
PAIN, FINN.
>> Finn: JAKE, COME ON.
DON'T DO THIS.
>> Jake: [ Sighing ] AHH.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
OOH, THIS ONE LOOKS GOOD.
AND IT'S NOT TOO LONG -- ONLY
SEVEN PAGES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"IN MY DREAM, I WAS EATING
JASMINE RICE, BUT IT WAS ALSO
BROWN RICE, AND IT WAS ALSO MY
MOTHER."
>> Finn: OHH.
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
HUH?
WHAT -- WHERE AM I?
OH, YEAH. HEY, FINN!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
A COUPLE HOURS.
>> Jake: SAY WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?
>> Finn: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT
BAD.
THERE'S A BUNCH WHERE HE KNOWS
HE'S DREAMING.
HERE -- LET ME READ YOU A
LITTLE.
"SO, I SAID TO THE FIRST GUY,
'IF EVERYONE IN MY DREAM IS ME,
THEN YOU ARE ME,' AND HE SAID,
'I AM WHO?'
AND I SAID, 'ME.'
AND HE SAID, 'WHO IS ME?'
AND I SAID, 'YOU.'
AND HE SAID, 'WHAT ABOUT YOU?'
AND I SAID, 'NO, YOU.'"
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING
TO SOLVE A MYSTERY THAT DOESN'T
EXIST.
YOU WANT ME TO KEEP GOING?
>> Jake: NO, I'M HUNGRY.
>> Finn: YEAH, I'M HUNGRY, TOO.
HOW ABOUT A TRUCE WHILE YOU GO
MAKE US SOME LUNCH?
>> Jake: OH, I DIDN'T KNOW WE
WERE ALLOWED TO CALL TRUCES.
I'LL TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT THE
NEXT TIME MY DOGGY BAG IS
HURTLING TOWARDS A FENCE POST.
>> Finn: YOU KNOW, YOU COULD USE
THE OPPORTUNITY OF COOKING ME
FOOD TO MESS WITH ME.
>> Jake: [ GASPS ] WAIT A SEC.
YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!
>> Finn: YEAH?
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> Finn: UH-OH.
OH, LOOK OUT.
YOU GONNA MAKE ME SOMETHING
GROSS?
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
>> Finn: SOMETHING SPICY?
YOU KNOW I CAN TAKE IT.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
TA-DA!
>> Finn: MEATLOAF?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE DISH.
>> Jake: MM-HMM.
>> Finn: [ Chuckling ] WHAT DID
YOU DO TO IT?
>> Jake: I ASSURE YOU, IT'S
DELICIOUS.
>> Finn: OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE
REALLY TERRIBLE AT THIS.
>> Jake: [ CHOMP! ]
YUMMY.
>> Finn: OH, THAT'S JUST MEAN.
>> Jake: ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG, AND
YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF THIS
DELICIOUS MEATLOAF.
>> Finn: NO, I'M GOOD.
>> Jake: [ CHOMP! ]
[ CHOMP! ]
[ SLURP! ]
MMM-HMM-HMM!
>> SPECIAL OCCASION.
SPECIAL OCCASION.
>> Finn: JAKE, THAT'S MY SPECIAL
OCCASION PHONE.
SOMEONE'S CALLING ME TO TELL ME
ABOUT A SPECIAL OCCASION.
>> Jake: SO?
>> Finn: SO, CAN YOU WALK ME
OVER THERE?
I WANT TO SEE WHO IT IS.
>> Jake: HMPH.
>> SPECIAL OCCASION.
SPECIAL OCCASION.
>> Finn: OH, IT'S
FLAME PRINCESS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'LL TALK TO HER LATER.
I DON'T WANT YOU EMBARRASSING
ME, OR, UH, ANYTHING.
JAKE?
JAKE, SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO THIS.
>> Jake: TELL ME I WIN, DUDE.
>> Finn: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT.
SAY GOODBYE TO FLAME PRINCESS
THINKING YOU'RE COOL.
I'M GONNA EMBARRASS THE BJORK
OUT OF YOU.
>> OH, HEY, YOU CAME!
I GOT WORRIED 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T
ANSWER SPECIAL OCCASION PHONE.
MY RELATIVES ARE WAITING INSIDE.
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> WELL, THAT'S WHY I CALLED ON
SPECIAL OCCASION PHONE.
ALL MY LESS-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS
ARE HERE FOR DINNER.
COME EAT.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> FINN, THIS IS MY FAMILY.
THESE ARE MY TWO YOUNGER
BROTHERS, MY BROTHER WHO'S HOME
FROM THE MILITARY, AND MY
JUDGMENTAL AUNT AND UNCLE.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
>> Finn: JAKE, WHATEVER YOU'RE
ABOUT TO DO, PLEASE DON'T DO IT.
[ ALL GASP ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Jake: ♪ I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN'
BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN ♪
♪ I CAN SHAKE-AH MY FANNY ♪
♪ I CAN SHAKE-AH MY CAN ♪
♪ I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY
THAT CAN PUNCH-AH YOUR BUNS ♪
♪ PUNCH-AH YOUR BUNS ♪
♪ I CAN PUNCH ALL YOUR BUNS ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE AN EVIL WITCH,
I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN ♪
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT
OF MY FAMILY?!
>> HOLD ON, BRO.
PERHAPS IT'S A NON-FLAMISH
CUSTOM UNKNOWN TO US.
>> Jake: NOPE!
JUST DOING THE KIND OF STUFF I
DO ALL THE TIME.
>> THIS IS A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE
FOR ME, SISTER.
>> Jake: ♪ TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY ♪
♪ TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY ♪
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Jake: DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE
MORE?
>> OH, MY BJORK!
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE MORE!
WAIT, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?
JAKE?
>> Jake: OOPS. BUSTED.
>> ARE YOU CONTROLLING FINN?
>> Jake: YEAH, I'M CAUSING FINN
PAIN.
WE HAVE A BET GOING ON.
>> AND YOU MADE HIM DANCE LIKE A
BABY, SEMI-NUDE, IN FRONT OF MY
FAMILY?
WOW, THAT'S PRETTY HARD-CORE.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT?
>> [ Chuckling ] GOOD LUCK,
FINN.
HOPE YOU WIN.
>> Finn: I WILL.
>> Jake: HMPH!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: HI, LADY.
>> FINN! [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: I'M RIGHT HERE.
>> OH.
>> 'SUP?
>> Jake: WHAT'S TV DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT ALL THE KIDS FOUND
APARTMENTS.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S MY
BOY -- MAMA'S BASEMENT BABY.
[ SIGHS ]
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: OH, IT'S THIS BET WE'RE
DOING.
IT'S NOT REALLY A BET.
IT'S MORE LIKE A SHOWDOWN.
I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO ADMIT
THAT IT'S HARD WHEN SOMEONE
WEARS YOU AS A SUIT.
HOW DO I WIN THE BET, LADY?
>> HEY, DAD?
WHY DON'T YOU TRY JUMPING IN A
VOLCANO?
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
>> Jake: HMM.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
YES!
>> Finn: SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING,
BRO?
>> Jake: THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA
HAVE A FULL-ON MAKE-OUT SESSION
WITH YOU, BRO -- I'M TALKING
MINIMUM TIER EIGHT.
BEHOLD!
[ WOLVES SNARLING ]
>> Finn: FIRE WOLVES?
THAT'S YOUR PLAN? PLEASE.
>> Jake: OH, NO, BRO.
THAT'S JUST FORTUITOUS
CIRCUMSTANCE.
ALLOW ME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
HERE, PUP-PUPS.
YOU WANT SOME KIBBLE?
YOU WANT STEAK FLAVOR?
STEAKY-STEAKS?
>> Finn: AW, MY KIBBLE!
[ WOLVES SNARLING ]
[ SNARLING STOPS ]
[ WOLVES WHIMPERING ]
[ SIZZLE! ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Jake: HOW YOU LIKE IT, BRO?
PRETTY PAINFUL, HUH?
>> Finn: EH, WHATEVS.
>> Jake: AH, FORGET IT.
LET'S GO.
[ WOLVES WHIMPERING ]
>> Finn: HMM. LOOKS HOT.
>> Jake: OH, YEAH, BRO.
THE PAIN TRAIN HAS ARRIVED AT
THE STATION.
CHOO! CHOO!
>> Finn: I'M READY, BRO!
BRING IT!
YOU'RE NOTHING, LAVA!
YOU'RE A BUM!
I CAN HANDLE YOU!
>> Jake: LOOK, JUST SAY, "STOP,"
AND YOU WON'T GET BURNED.
>> Finn: NEVER!
>> Jake: OKAY, BRO.
THIS'LL PRETTY MUCH WRECK UP
YOUR WHOLE LIFE, SO THINK ABOUT
IT.
>> Finn: BRING IT!
YEAH, BABY, FEELS GOOD!
LOVE IT!
LOVING THAT HEAT ON MY SKULL!
>> Jake: OKAY, I'M GONNA LOWER
YOU SOME MORE.
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA COOK UP YOUR
BRAIN.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH, GIVE IT TO
ME!
>> Jake: DANG, FINN IS FLIPPING
CRAZY.
THIS ISN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
HE'S NEVER GONNA GIVE UP.
>> Finn: [ GROWLS ]
>> Jake: AAH!!
>> Finn: [ GAGS, COUGHS ]
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Finn: WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU ROBBED ME OF THE WIN!
>> Jake: YOU'RE RIGHT, MAN -- MY
BRUISES ARE HICKEYS FROM THE
UNIVERSE, AND I SHOULD JUST
ACCEPT THAT.
>> Finn: YEAH, BOY!
IN YOUR FACE!
>> Jake: YEAH, IN MY FACE.
[ GROANS ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
>> Jake: DANG IT, FINN.
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ VOCALIZING "ENTRANCE OF THE
GLADIATORS" ]
>> WHO'S READY FOR
REHABILITATION?
>> WE'LL START WITH FULL-BODY
IMMERSION THERAPY.
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> Finn: NO!
>> Jake: YES!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪