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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
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LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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>> Finn: YUP!
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YEAH, TOTALLY STUCK THAT
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LANDING!
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>> YEAH! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
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>> Finn: MAN, IT'S BEEN SO LONG
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SINCE I'VE WORN THE JAKE SUIT.
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I FORGOT HOW AWESOME YOUR BOD
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IS, BRO.
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STRETCHY-ARM POWER!
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[ CREAK! ]
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I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE!
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[ ROARS ]
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BA-A-A-A-M!
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AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL IT!
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>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
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>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ] BMO, THROW
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YOUR PLATE AT ME.
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>> OKAY.
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HYAH!
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>> Finn: YEAH, BMO, SHOW ME THE
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STUFF!
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KEEP IT COMING!
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>> HYAH!
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>> Finn: YEAH, BMO, UNLEASH THE
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BEAST!
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>> YEAH!
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UNLEASH THE BEAST!
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>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
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>> Finn: COME ON, BMO, BRING IT!
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THAT'S NOTHING!
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>> [ GROWLING ]
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>> Finn: YOU'RE WEAK, BMO!
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>> RRRRRRRRAAH!
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>> Jake: OOH. OOH.
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>> AAH! AAH!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> Finn: YOU OKAY, BMO?
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>> I AM NO MATCH FOR THE
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JAKE SUIT.
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>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT.
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DOG, THE JAKE SUIT IS MAD
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STRONG.
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THIS JUNK CAN PROTECT ME FROM
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ANYTHING.
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>> Jake: [ Muffled ] UH, SORT
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OF.
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WAIT, BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
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HERE?
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YOU KNOW I'M NOT, LIKE, ACTUAL
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ARMOR, RIGHT?
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>> Finn: SEPTUPLE FLIP OFF THE
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TREE HOUSE!
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>> Jake: NO-O-O-O-O!
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>> Finn: WHOO-HOO!
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>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Finn: RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! WHOO!
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>> Jake: [ GAGS ]
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[ COUGHS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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OHH...
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>> BAM!
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>> Jake: HUH...HUH...HUH...
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU WERE A LITTLE ROUGH WITH THE
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JAKE SUIT TODAY, BRO.
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YOU MASHED UP MY DOGGY BAG
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PRETTY HARD.
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>> Finn: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?
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>> Jake: WHEN YOU'RE IN MY BODY,
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IT PUSHES OUT MY BRAIN, SO I
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HAVE NO CONTROL.
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>> Finn: COME ON, BRO, TAKING
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PAIN IS EASY.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT
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EVERY BRUISE IS A HICKEY FROM
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THE UNIVERSE.
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AND EVERYONE WANTS TO GET WITH
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THE UNIVERSE.
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>> Jake: I BET YOU WOULDN'T BE
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SAYING THAT NONSENSE IF I WORE
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YOU AS A SUIT.
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>> Finn: I BET I WOULD BE SAYING
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THAT NONSENSE.
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>> Jake: OKAY, BRO, LET'S SEE
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HOW YOU LIKE IT.
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I'LL BRING THE PAIN.
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>> Finn: DO IT, BRO.
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GET IN HERE.
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>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ] YES!
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TIME TO BRING THE PAIN!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HUH?
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>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
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MAN, ARE YOU KIDDING?
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>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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YOU GIVE UP?
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>> Finn: YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
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PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.
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>> Jake: HMM.
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I THOUGHT I WAS.
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THIS IS HARD.
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I-I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FIST.
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HOW DO YOU CONTROL MY BODY SO
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WELL?
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>> Finn: DUDE, I'M GRACEFUL.
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MOM RAISED ME GRACEFUL.
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>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
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DUDE, WHAT THE BJORK?
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>> Jake: [ GROWLS ]
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HMM.
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AHA! HERE WE GO.
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DREAM JOURNAL OF A BORING MAN,
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VOLUME 12.
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>> Finn: UH, JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?
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>> Jake: THERE'S ALL KINDS OF
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PAIN, FINN.
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>> Finn: JAKE, COME ON.
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DON'T DO THIS.
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>> Jake: [ Sighing ] AHH.
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OKAY, LET'S SEE.
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OOH, THIS ONE LOOKS GOOD.
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AND IT'S NOT TOO LONG -- ONLY
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SEVEN PAGES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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"IN MY DREAM, I WAS EATING
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JASMINE RICE, BUT IT WAS ALSO
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BROWN RICE, AND IT WAS ALSO MY
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MOTHER."
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>> Finn: OHH.
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>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
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HUH?
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WHAT -- WHERE AM I?
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OH, YEAH. HEY, FINN!
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HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
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>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
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A COUPLE HOURS.
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>> Jake: SAY WHAT?
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WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?
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>> Finn: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT
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BAD.
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THERE'S A BUNCH WHERE HE KNOWS
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HE'S DREAMING.
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HERE -- LET ME READ YOU A
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LITTLE.
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"SO, I SAID TO THE FIRST GUY,
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'IF EVERYONE IN MY DREAM IS ME,
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THEN YOU ARE ME,' AND HE SAID,
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'I AM WHO?'
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AND I SAID, 'ME.'
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AND HE SAID, 'WHO IS ME?'
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AND I SAID, 'YOU.'
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AND HE SAID, 'WHAT ABOUT YOU?'
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AND I SAID, 'NO, YOU.'"
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>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Finn: IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING
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TO SOLVE A MYSTERY THAT DOESN'T
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EXIST.
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YOU WANT ME TO KEEP GOING?
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>> Jake: NO, I'M HUNGRY.
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>> Finn: YEAH, I'M HUNGRY, TOO.
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HOW ABOUT A TRUCE WHILE YOU GO
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MAKE US SOME LUNCH?
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>> Jake: OH, I DIDN'T KNOW WE
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WERE ALLOWED TO CALL TRUCES.
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I'LL TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT THE
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NEXT TIME MY DOGGY BAG IS
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HURTLING TOWARDS A FENCE POST.
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>> Finn: YOU KNOW, YOU COULD USE
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THE OPPORTUNITY OF COOKING ME
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FOOD TO MESS WITH ME.
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>> Jake: [ GASPS ] WAIT A SEC.
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YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!
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>> Finn: YEAH?
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> Finn: UH-OH.
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OH, LOOK OUT.
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YOU GONNA MAKE ME SOMETHING
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GROSS?
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> Finn: SOMETHING SPICY?
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YOU KNOW I CAN TAKE IT.
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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TA-DA!
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>> Finn: MEATLOAF?
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE DISH.
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>> Jake: MM-HMM.
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>> Finn: [ Chuckling ] WHAT DID
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YOU DO TO IT?
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>> Jake: I ASSURE YOU, IT'S
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DELICIOUS.
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>> Finn: OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE
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REALLY TERRIBLE AT THIS.
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>> Jake: [ CHOMP! ]
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YUMMY.
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>> Finn: OH, THAT'S JUST MEAN.
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>> Jake: ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG, AND
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YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF THIS
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DELICIOUS MEATLOAF.
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>> Finn: NO, I'M GOOD.
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>> Jake: [ CHOMP! ]
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[ CHOMP! ]
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[ SLURP! ]
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MMM-HMM-HMM!
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>> SPECIAL OCCASION.
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SPECIAL OCCASION.
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SPECIAL OCCASION.
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>> Finn: JAKE, THAT'S MY SPECIAL
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OCCASION PHONE.
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SOMEONE'S CALLING ME TO TELL ME
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ABOUT A SPECIAL OCCASION.
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>> Jake: SO?
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>> Finn: SO, CAN YOU WALK ME
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OVER THERE?
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I WANT TO SEE WHO IT IS.
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>> Jake: HMPH.
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>> SPECIAL OCCASION.
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SPECIAL OCCASION.
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>> Finn: OH, IT'S
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FLAME PRINCESS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'LL TALK TO HER LATER.
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I DON'T WANT YOU EMBARRASSING
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ME, OR, UH, ANYTHING.
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JAKE?
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JAKE, SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO THIS.
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>> Jake: TELL ME I WIN, DUDE.
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>> Finn: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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>> Jake: ALL RIGHT.
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SAY GOODBYE TO FLAME PRINCESS
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THINKING YOU'RE COOL.
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I'M GONNA EMBARRASS THE BJORK
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OUT OF YOU.
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>> OH, HEY, YOU CAME!
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I GOT WORRIED 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T
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ANSWER SPECIAL OCCASION PHONE.
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MY RELATIVES ARE WAITING INSIDE.
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>> Finn: WHAT?
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>> WELL, THAT'S WHY I CALLED ON
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SPECIAL OCCASION PHONE.
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ALL MY LESS-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS
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ARE HERE FOR DINNER.
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COME EAT.
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> FINN, THIS IS MY FAMILY.
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THESE ARE MY TWO YOUNGER
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BROTHERS, MY BROTHER WHO'S HOME
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FROM THE MILITARY, AND MY
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JUDGMENTAL AUNT AND UNCLE.
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>> Jake: [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> Finn: JAKE, WHATEVER YOU'RE
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ABOUT TO DO, PLEASE DON'T DO IT.
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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>> Jake: ♪ I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN'
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BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN ♪
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♪ I CAN SHAKE-AH MY FANNY ♪
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♪ I CAN SHAKE-AH MY CAN ♪
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♪ I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY
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THAT CAN PUNCH-AH YOUR BUNS ♪
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♪ PUNCH-AH YOUR BUNS ♪
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♪ I CAN PUNCH ALL YOUR BUNS ♪
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♪ IF YOU'RE AN EVIL WITCH,
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I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN ♪
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT
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OF MY FAMILY?!
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>> HOLD ON, BRO.
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PERHAPS IT'S A NON-FLAMISH
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CUSTOM UNKNOWN TO US.
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>> Jake: NOPE!
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JUST DOING THE KIND OF STUFF I
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DO ALL THE TIME.
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>> THIS IS A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE
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FOR ME, SISTER.
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>> Jake: ♪ TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY ♪
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♪ TOUGH TOOTIN' BABY ♪
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> Jake: DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE
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MORE?
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>> OH, MY BJORK!
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE MORE!
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WAIT, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?
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JAKE?
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>> Jake: OOPS. BUSTED.
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>> ARE YOU CONTROLLING FINN?
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>> Jake: YEAH, I'M CAUSING FINN
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PAIN.
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WE HAVE A BET GOING ON.
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>> AND YOU MADE HIM DANCE LIKE A
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BABY, SEMI-NUDE, IN FRONT OF MY
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FAMILY?
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WOW, THAT'S PRETTY HARD-CORE.
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>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT?
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>> [ Chuckling ] GOOD LUCK,
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FINN.
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HOPE YOU WIN.
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>> Finn: I WILL.
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>> Jake: HMPH!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Finn: HI, LADY.
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>> FINN! [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
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>> Jake: I'M RIGHT HERE.
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>> OH.
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>> 'SUP?
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>> Jake: WHAT'S TV DOING HERE?
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I THOUGHT ALL THE KIDS FOUND
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APARTMENTS.
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
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>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S MY
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BOY -- MAMA'S BASEMENT BABY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
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>> Jake: OH, IT'S THIS BET WE'RE
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DOING.
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IT'S NOT REALLY A BET.
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IT'S MORE LIKE A SHOWDOWN.
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I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO ADMIT
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THAT IT'S HARD WHEN SOMEONE
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WEARS YOU AS A SUIT.
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HOW DO I WIN THE BET, LADY?
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>> HEY, DAD?
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY JUMPING IN A
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VOLCANO?
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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
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>> Jake: HMM.
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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YES!
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>> Finn: SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING,
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BRO?
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>> Jake: THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA
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HAVE A FULL-ON MAKE-OUT SESSION
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WITH YOU, BRO -- I'M TALKING
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MINIMUM TIER EIGHT.
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BEHOLD!
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[ WOLVES SNARLING ]
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>> Finn: FIRE WOLVES?
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THAT'S YOUR PLAN? PLEASE.
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>> Jake: OH, NO, BRO.
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THAT'S JUST FORTUITOUS
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CIRCUMSTANCE.
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ALLOW ME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
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HERE, PUP-PUPS.
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YOU WANT SOME KIBBLE?
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YOU WANT STEAK FLAVOR?
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STEAKY-STEAKS?
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>> Finn: AW, MY KIBBLE!
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[ WOLVES SNARLING ]
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[ SNARLING STOPS ]
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[ WOLVES WHIMPERING ]
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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>> Jake: HOW YOU LIKE IT, BRO?
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PRETTY PAINFUL, HUH?
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>> Finn: EH, WHATEVS.
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>> Jake: AH, FORGET IT.
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LET'S GO.
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[ WOLVES WHIMPERING ]
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>> Finn: HMM. LOOKS HOT.
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>> Jake: OH, YEAH, BRO.
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THE PAIN TRAIN HAS ARRIVED AT
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THE STATION.
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CHOO! CHOO!
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>> Finn: I'M READY, BRO!
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BRING IT!
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YOU'RE NOTHING, LAVA!
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YOU'RE A BUM!
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I CAN HANDLE YOU!
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>> Jake: LOOK, JUST SAY, "STOP,"
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AND YOU WON'T GET BURNED.
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>> Finn: NEVER!
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>> Jake: OKAY, BRO.
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THIS'LL PRETTY MUCH WRECK UP
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YOUR WHOLE LIFE, SO THINK ABOUT
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IT.
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>> Finn: BRING IT!
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YEAH, BABY, FEELS GOOD!
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LOVE IT!
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LOVING THAT HEAT ON MY SKULL!
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>> Jake: OKAY, I'M GONNA LOWER
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YOU SOME MORE.
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IT'S PROBABLY GONNA COOK UP YOUR
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BRAIN.
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>> Finn: OH, YEAH, GIVE IT TO
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ME!
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>> Jake: DANG, FINN IS FLIPPING
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CRAZY.
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THIS ISN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
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HE'S NEVER GONNA GIVE UP.
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>> Finn: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Jake: AAH!!
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>> Finn: [ GAGS, COUGHS ]
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>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> Finn: WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU ROBBED ME OF THE WIN!
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>> Jake: YOU'RE RIGHT, MAN -- MY
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BRUISES ARE HICKEYS FROM THE
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UNIVERSE, AND I SHOULD JUST
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ACCEPT THAT.
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>> Finn: YEAH, BOY!
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IN YOUR FACE!
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>> Jake: YEAH, IN MY FACE.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH!
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>> Jake: DANG IT, FINN.
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>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ VOCALIZING "ENTRANCE OF THE
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GLADIATORS" ]
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>> WHO'S READY FOR
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REHABILITATION?
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>> WE'LL START WITH FULL-BODY
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IMMERSION THERAPY.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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>> Finn: NO!
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>> Jake: YES!
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
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FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪