[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> "SUMO SCOOTZ!"
VROOM! VROOM!
REEE!
[ CRASH! ]
WINNER!
>> Jake: WHOO!
79th CONSECUTIVE VICTORY!
IN YOUR FACE!
YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
STILL BUMMED OUT ABOUT
FLAME PRINCESS?
HMM.
I KNOW WHAT'LL FIX YOU UP.
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT, BOY STYLE.
FIRST, WE'LL GO TO THE SALON,
GET YOUR HAIR DID AND YOUR NAILS
ALL -- WAIT, NO.
FIRST, WE'LL GO TO THE SHOPS,
GET YOU A BRAND-NEW HAT.
THEN WE'LL --
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
[ GASPS ]
A BURGLERMUR!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Both: THE ICE KING?!
GRR!
UGH.
>> Ice King: GEEZ, YOU COULDN'T
WAIT TWO SECONDS?
>> Finn: UGH.
WHY ARE YOU STINKING UP OUR
HOUSE?
>> Ice King: DIDN'T YOU GET MY
TEXT?
IT SAID I'M STAYING WITH YOU
GUYS -- OH.
DIDN'T GO THROUGH.
WELL, ANYWAYS, I KNEW YOU
WOULDN'T MIND, SINCE IT'S SORT
OF YOUR FAULT I'M HOMELESS,
RIGHT?
>> Finn: RIGHT.
>> Ice King: 'CAUSE YOU TRICKED
YOUR CRAZY EX INTO MELTING MY
ICE KINGDOM...
>> Finn: MM-HMM.
>> Ice King: ...WITH YOUR LIES
AND SECRETS.
REMEMBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED?
>> Jake: DUDE, YOU CAN'T STAY
HERE IF YOU'RE GONNA STANK IT UP
WITH YOUR BAD VIBES, MAN.
[ BOTH COUGHING ]
>> Ice King: YEAH, I'M JUST
CRASHING HERE WHILE THE PENGUINS
REBUILD.
I'VE GIVEN GUNTHER TEMPORARY
REIGN.
>> [ CHIRPING ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRPING ]
>> Ice King: SHOULD BE FINE.
>> Finn: FLAME PRINCESS ISN'T
CRAZY.
>> Ice King: YOU'RE BLIND, FINN.
YOU'RE BLIND!
WAIT, SHE ISN'T HERE, IS SHE?
>> Finn: NO.
>> Ice King: WHEW!
>> Finn: SHE SAID SHE WANTED
TIME TO HERSELF.
>> Ice King: YEESH!
>> Jake: YEAH.
BREAKUPS ARE TOUGH.
>> Ice King: HEH.
YEAH, LIKE REMEMBER HOW YOU AND
I WERE MARRIED?
>> UGH!
IT'S SO CONFUSING!
HMM?
I THOUGHT FINN WAS A STAND-UP
GUY, YOU KNOW?
BUT HE BASICALLY BETRAYED ME.
WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN HAVE SECRETS?
IT'S LIKE THAT IN THE
FIRE KINGDOM, TOO.
EVERYONE IS ALL DECEITFUL AND
SHAKESPEARE.
BUT OUT HERE, IT DOESN'T SEEM
ANY DIFFERENT.
WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THIS?
[ RUSTLING ]
AND WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!
GAH!
>> Bubblegum: UNH.
>> EEE!
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
YEAH, YEAH.
JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT HERE.
>> [ GASPS ]
ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT?
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
[ BEEP ]
I WAS OBSERVING YOU FOR
RESEARCH.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE A THREAT, FLAME PRINCESS.
YOUR EMOTIONS ARE DIRECTLY
LINKED TO YOUR COMBUSTION
LEVELS.
BUT IF I CAN CREATE A SCIENTIFIC
MODEL THAT DESCRIBES YOUR
COMPLETE ELEMENTAL MATRIX, I CAN
ISOLATE AND SUPPRESS YOUR MORE
VOLATILE TRAITS.
>> SO, IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH,
YOU'LL KNOW HOW TO CUT OFF MY
EMOTIONS SO I WON'T FEEL LIKE
THIS?
>> Bubblegum: UM, YEAH.
BASICALLY.
>> THEN I'LL HELP YOU.
>> Bubblegum: YOU WILL?
>> YES.
I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
>> Bubblegum: ONCE I PRESS THIS
BUTTON, YOU'LL BE SUBJECTED TO A
BATTERY OF TESTS TO GAUGE YOUR
REFLEXES, STAMINA, AND YOUR
REACTION TO VARIOUS EMOTIONAL
STIMULI.
>> THIS IS GOING TO HELP ME
UNDERSTAND MYSELF?
>> Bubblegum: THERE'S A 40%
CHANCE WE'LL BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY
AND ISOLATE YOUR CHEMICAL
COMPONENTS AND, YES, UNDERSTAND
YOU IN A VERY SCIENTIFIC WAY.
>> OH, THAT'S GOOD...I GUESS.
>> Bubblegum: INITIATE TESTS.
YAH!
HELLO?
>> Jake: PRINCESS, WE NEED YOU
AND YOUR BALL BLAM BURGLERBUR
RIGHT AWAY!
GUNTHER HAS CREATED A RACE
OF STRANGLING SNOW SNAKES OR
"SNOW-A-CONSTRICTORS!"
>> Ice King: OH! OH! OH!
>> Finn: YAHHHH!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ CLICK ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ CLANKING ]
>> Bubblegum: OKAY,
CINNAMON BUN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS WRITE DOWN THE NUMBERS THAT
APPEAR ON THIS MONITOR.
CAN YOU DO THAT ONE THING?
>> YES.
>> Bubblegum: OH, ONE OTHER
THING.
DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
SO THAT'S TWO THINGS.
WRITE DOWN THE NUMBERS.
DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
GOT IT?
>> YES, PRINCESS.
[ CHUCKLING ]
HELLO.
>> HELLO.
>> YOU LOOK SAD.
>> YEAH.
BUT MOSTLY I'M CONFUSED.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ME TOO.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
BUBBLEGUM IS BAD.
>> SHE IS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WANT TO PET MY DOG?!
HE LIVES AT MY HOUSE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE TESTS?
>> I'M NOT GOOD AT TESTS.
♪ LA-DE-DA-DE-DA ♪
[ HUMMING ]
HIS NAME IS JAKE, BUT HE'S NOT
THE REAL JAKE.
[ THUD ]
OH. MY BODY IS SOFT.
[ HISSES ]
[ GASPS ]
WE'RE FRIENDS.
>> YEAH.
I REALLY GET YOU.
BUT SOMETIMES FRIENDS ARE HARD
TO UNDERSTAND.
SOMETIMES YOU THINK YOU KNOW
THEM, BUT YOU FIND OUT THEY'RE
JUST PLAYING MIND GAMES.
>> IS THE PRINCESS YOUR FRIEND?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE WHY DID SHE
LOCK YOU UP IN JAIL WHEN YOU
WERE A LITTLE BABY?
THAT WAS A WEIRD FRIEND THING.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THE WORD! THE WORD!
>> WHAT'S THE WORD?
>> THE WORD IS YOUR NEWBORN
BABY WILL HAVE GREATER POWERS
THAN YOU'LL EVER DREAM OF!
>> UH...
HAVE MY BABY SENT INTO THE
WILDERNESS OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD
TO PERISH.
>> OKAY!
[ PANTING ]
>> [ COOING ]
AH!
>> OH.
HUP.
AH!
AW.
[ COOING ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> [ COOING ]
>> [ CRYING ]
>> HO HO!
>> [ GIGGLES ]
[ BABBLING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
WA-A-A-A-A-A-AH!
>> [ GIGGLES ]
[ BABBLES ]
CASTLE!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT'S THIS?
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> Bubblegum: A PRINCESS?
MUST HAVE WANDERED OFF.
FLAME KING!
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT,
PRINCESS OF THE GUM WORLD?
>> Bubblegum: I FOUND YOUR LOST
DAUGHTER.
>> I-I DON'T REMEMBER LOSING
ANYTHING.
>> Bubblegum: [ SCOFFS ]
>> OKAY, YOU GOT ME.
I HAD HER SENT TO WANDER IN THE
WOODS.
I WAS IN FEAR OF BEING USURPED.
COME ON.
>> Bubblegum: THAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM.
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST LET HER RUN
AROUND THE WOODS.
SHE'S TOO DANGEROUS.
FIND SOME WAY TO CONTAIN HER
POWER OR I WILL.
>> [ SCOFFS ] FINE.
>> UGH!
IS EVERYBODY IN THIS WORLD
HIDING SOMETHING?
>> IT'S FUN TO HIDE.
>> YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY BE HONEST
LIKE YOU?
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK
WHERE I BELONG.
>> WAIT!
DO YOU MEAN BABY JAIL?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
>> MM...
>> Finn: FIGHTING
SNOW-A-CONSTRICTORS REALLY
HELPED TAKE MY MIND OFF THINGS.
[ BEEPING ]
SO, UH, WHY AM I HERE, AGAIN?
>> Bubblegum: OH, I JUST WANTED
TO MEASURE FLAME PRINCESS'S
REACTION WHEN CONFRONTED BY THE
GUY WHO BROKE HER HEART.
HEY, CINNAMON BUN, I'M --
[ GASPS ]
CINNAMON BUN!
THERE'S A NOTE.
"GONE TO FIRE KINGDOM.
PLEASE WATCH DOG."
>> Finn: WELL, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
IF FLAME PRINCESS GOES BACK
THERE, HER EVIL DAD WILL LOCK
HER UP AGAIN.
>> Bubblegum: AND IF SHE'S
IMPRISONED, I WON'T BE ABLE TO
COMPLETE MY TESTS AND I'LL HAVE
WASTED MY PRECIOUS TIME!
>> Finn: WE GOT TO SAVE HER.
LET'S DOOGIE!
>> STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE, AND
BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
SORRY.
I'M ON EDGE 'CAUSE I'M WORRIED
THAT JERRY HERE WILL FIND OUT
I'M DATING HIS SISTER.
>> Finn: LISTEN, WE NEED TO GET
INTO THE CASTLE RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH, BUT WHY?
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
SO I CAN GO TO YOUR MAMA'S
HOUSE!
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.
>> DOESN'T YOUR MOM LIVE IN A
NURSING HOME?
>> YEAH.
AND IN A DIFFERENT CITY.
COME ON, DUDE.
YOU GOT TO BE HONEST HERE.
>> Finn: HONEST MY FIST!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: COME ON, PRINCESS.
>> OH, YEAH!
GONNA SCRAMBLE YOU AND FRY YOU
UP FOR BRUNCH!
I'M TRYING TO ACT TOUGH, BUT I
REALLY WANTED TO BE A CHEF.
>> Finn: MAN.
>> HALT.
WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE?
>> I NEED TO GET INSIDE TO FILE
MY TAXES.
ALSO, I LIKE USING THE BATHROOM
HERE.
ALSO, I LIKE TO CROP DUST THE
LOBBY.
>> PASS, FRIEND.
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT.
SO, YOU WANT TO GET NASTY?
ONE TIME I BLEW A SNOT BUBBLE
THAT BROKE OFF AND FLOATED AWAY.
THEN IT SOME LADY'S BABY IN THE
FACE, AND IT STARTED CRYING.
>> Bubblegum: AND I REALLY ENJOY
THE TASTE OF ENVELOPES.
>> UH, THAT'S COOL AND ALL, BUT
YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD US WHY
YOU WANT TO GET IN.
>> Bubblegum: WE NEED TO SEE THE
KING?
>> WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
SO?
RIGHT THIS WAY, FRIENDS.
>> HERE YOU GO.
THE NEW FLAME KING.
>> Finn: FLAME PRINCESS?
>> FINN?
>> Finn: YOU'RE OKAY!
UM, HOW'S IT GOING?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
CINNAMON BUN AND I STAGED A COUP
AND OVERTHREW MY DAD.
>> Bubblegum: [ Chuckling ] OH,
THAT'S WHY THE GUARDS WERE
WIGGING OUT.
>> THAT IS THE NEW WAY IN
FIRE KINGDOM.
TOTAL HONESTY IS THE LAW OF THE
LAND.
NO SECRETS.
>> Finn: OH.
>> RIGHT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE?
ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M
GONNA GROUND YOU FOR REAL.
NO SNACKS, NO FRIENDS, NO
POPULAR MUSIC.
>> YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY OF
THOSE THINGS!
YOU WERE A SELFISH KING AND A
BAD PARENT.
>> BUT I DID IT FOR YOU, HONEY.
FOR YOU NOT TO OVERTHROW ME LIKE
YOU JUST DID.
>> YOU BELONG IN THAT LAMP!
AND IF YOU DON'T SETTLE DOWN,
YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO
CINNAMON BUN.
>> HI.
>> Finn: WOW.
SHE'S EVEN AWESOMER THAN I
REMEMBER.
>> Bubblegum: TAKE OFF THAT
SILLY HAT.
WE'RE GOING HOME.
>> NO. LOOK!
GOT A REAL DOG NOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: FLAME PRINCESS, LISTEN,
I'M REALLY SORRY I LIED AND HURT
YOUR FEELINGS, AND I WAS A BIG,
FAT JERK.
>> FINN, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S IN THE PAST NOW.
>> Finn: SO, DOES THAT MEAN
WE'RE STILL GOING OUT?
>> NO.
I'VE REALIZED MY PLACE IS HERE
RULING THESE WEAK AND VICIOUS
FIRE PEOPLE.
>> Finn: I SEE.
>> BUT WE'RE COOL.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME BACK AND
HANG OUT WHENEVER YOU LIKE IF
YOU PROMISE ME ONE THING.
>> Finn: ANYTHING.
>> THAT YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH ME.
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY.
I PROMISE.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
I'M SERIOUS.
>> Finn: HMM.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪