[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Finn: WHA?
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Jake: HUH?
>> Finn: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Jake: FINN?
I'M COMING!
>> Finn: [ SCREAMING ]
SHE'S GOT ME!
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
YO, BRO, YOU'RE SLEEPWALKING
AGAIN.
WAKE UP!
>> Finn: WHOA. JAKE?
WAS I...?
>> Jake: YES, FINN.
AGAIN.
EVERY TIME YOUSE IS SCREAMING
ABOUT, "SHE'S GOT ME!" AND ALL
THAT.
>> Finn: SHE'S GOT WHAT?
>> Jake: WAIT.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
YOU JUST WOKE UP, MAN.
RECALL IT, BABY. COME ON.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: THAT'S TOO MUCH.
DON'T PUNCH YOURSELF.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ] IT'S GONE.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jake: YOU'RE REPRESSING THE
MEMORY, DUDE.
>> Finn: I'M WHAT?
>> Jake: YOU'RE HIDING WHATEVER
SHE IS IN A MENTAL VAULT.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH. THE VAULT.
THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF I CAN'T
HANDLE GOES.
KERPLUNK!
>> Jake: OKAY, SO YOU EVEN KNOW
YOU'RE DOING IT.
>> Finn: YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: LISTEN, WE GOT TO FIND
OUT WHO THIS LADY IS.
GOT TO OPEN THE VAULT A LITTLE.
>> Finn: NO, SIR.
>> Jake: IT'S JUST GONNA KEEP
HAPPENING, MAN.
>> Finn: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M NOT HURTING ANYBODY.
>> Jake: FINN, FOR REALS.
>> Finn: NO!
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT.
CHILL. CHILL.
DON'T SWEAT IT, MAN.
IT'S NOT EVEN A THING.
>> Finn: COOL.
>> Jake: WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN UP
THE KITCHEN NOW?
>> Finn: OKAY.
I'M SORRY I DID THAT.
>> Jake: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ONLY, LIKE, THE FIFTH ROOM
YOU'VE TRAIN-WRECKED THIS MONTH.
[ CRICKET CHIRPING ]
WOW. THAT WAS FAST.
>> Finn: YEP.
>> Jake: WHILE YOU WERE DOING
THAT, I DOWNLOADED A NEW GAME ON
BMO.
>> Finn: THERE'S A CRICKET IN
HERE.
>> Jake: HUH?
>> Finn: WHAT IS IT?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW.
LADY SAID IT'S GOOD.
>> Finn: MM, SHE LIKES THOSE
GAMES WHERE YOU'RE, LIKE,
COLLECTING MATERIALS TO MAKE
STATIONERY?
>> Jake: NAH, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S PEEP IT.
REGRESSION SIMULATOR?
UH...OKAY.
START.
>> WELCOME, ADVENTURER.
>> Finn: WHOA.
>> I AM THE HYPNO PRIEST.
I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE DEEP INTO
YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.
FOLLOW ME NOW, ADVENTURER.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
THE VAULT.
>> Jake: GO IN THERE, MAN.
DON'T BE SCURD.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> Finn: I SEE MY PAST LIVES.
I WAS A COMET.
A BUTTERFLY.
A THING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS --
SOME KIND OF SHAPE OR A DOO-DOO
IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.
>> Jake: DO YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCARY LADY?
>> Finn: SCARY LADY.
YEAH. I WAS HER.
EXCEPT SHE WAS A CHUBBY TIGER.
NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SHE WAS RIDING A TIGER, AND SHE
WASN'T SCARY.
>> HEY, GIRL.
SNIFFING AROUND FOR THAT CHEDDA?
>> YOU KNOW IT.
GOT AT ANY WORK FOR ME?
>> I MIGHT COULD, BUT IT'S A
TOP-SHELF SHAKEDOWN.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
>> I CAN STEP TO THAT.
>> THERE'S A RIVAL CAMP DOWN
RIVER.
THE LEADER'S GOT SOME MAGIC
OMELET, YOU KNOW?
MMM.
THE KIND YOU WEAR AROUND YOUR
NECK.
>> I THINK IT'S PRONOUNCED
AMULET.
>> OH, DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME,
GIRLEEN.
I TALK GOOD.
ANYWAY, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON
THAT OMELET -- WHOO-HOO!
FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING, BABY.
I'LL BE THE BIGGEST CHEESE IN
CREATION.
>> SOUNDS COOL.
I'LL TAKE THE JOB.
>> SHAKE ON IT.
YOU PULL THIS OFF, AND I'LL LET
YOU JOIN MY GANG.
>> UH, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL JUST WORK FOR COIN.
>> AND, ON THE OTHER HAND, SO TO
SPEAK, IF YOU SCREW UP OR
CHICKEN OUT, YOU'RE OUT OF THE
GAME...PERMANENTLY.
PRETEND MY FINGER'S A KNIFE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> PLAY DEAD.
DEADER.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CRACK! ]
[ THUD! ]
>> AH! ANOTHER ATTACK!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ HORN BLOWS ]
MY LEADER! ANOTHER ATTACK!
>> Bubblegum: BRING THEM INSIDE.
HEY. YOU'RE UP.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE HUNGRY.
SO, WHO KNOCKED YOU OUT?
>> BATH BOY GANG.
>> Bubblegum: OH!
I HATE THOSE BOYS!
>> YEAH.
THEY STOLE EVERYTHING I HAD.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT
SIMPLE POSSESSIONS AREN'T THE
MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.
>> Bubblegum: WORD 'EM UP.
>> THEY TOLD ME ALL YOU REALLY
NEED IS A GOOD COMPUTER.
>> Bubblegum: AMEN.
WAIT. WHAT?
>> THEN THEY TRADED MY ARM TO
SOME TRANCH FOR A COMPUTER.
>> Bubblegum: THEY WHAT?!
>> WHAT?
>> Bubblegum: PARENTS SHOULD
PROTECT THEIR CHILDREN.
>> WHAT?!
REALLY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
>> Bubblegum: ALL THE CANDY
PEOPLE ARE LIKE MY CHILDREN.
EXCEPT YOUNG MR. CREAMPUFF.
HE'S LIKE MY BOYFRIEND.
ANYWAY, PROTECTING MY PEOPLE IS
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT TO TAKE DOWN
THE BATH BOY GANG.
>> YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
>> Bubblegum: I GOT A PLAN -- A
SECRET, AWESOME PLAN.
IN THE MEANTIME, I'VE GOT TO
COVER THIS RADIOACTIVE RIVER
WITH CANDY.
WANT TO HELP?
>> Bubblegum: THANKS FOR
PITCHING IN, SHOKO.
YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU
WANT.
>> Psst.
Psst. Psst.
SHOKO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I'M SPYING ON YOU.
WAIT TILL I TELL BOSS THAT YOU
QUIT THE LIFE FOR A CRUDDY DAY
JOB.
>> I'M GAINING THEIR TRUST, YOU
MOMO.
SAY, YOU CAN HELP ME.
>> HUH?
>> STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU GANG
BOY!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Bubblegum: [ GASPS ]
A BATH BOY!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> BE COOL.
>> OW!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Bubblegum: THAT WAS
BANANAMAS.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FIGHT
LIKE THAT?
>> MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO A DOJO
WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
THEY NEVER CAME BACK.
>> Bubblegum: WOW.
YOUR PARENTS ARE THE WORST.
HEY, COME WITH ME.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
MY SECRET PROJECT IS IN HERE.
>> WHOA.
WHAT ARE THEY?
>> Bubblegum: THE GUMBALL
GUARDIANS.
WANT TO HELP ME FINISH THEM?
>> YEAH!
>> Bubblegum: THAT'S IT.
THERE'S JUST ONE LAST STEP.
HELLO.
>> Both: HELLO, MOTHER.
>> Bubblegum: Y'ALL GO GUARD
NOW.
AND DON'T LET NOBODY MESS WITH
MY STUFF.
HEY, GUESS WHAT.
THANKS FOR HELPING ME MAKE THOSE
GUYS.
>> I LIKE FEELING HANDY.
>> Bubblegum: I WANT TO REPAY
YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
>> OH, YEAH?
YOU GONNA GIVE ME THAT AMULET,
MAYBE?
>> Bubblegum: [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Bubblegum: NO.
NO, DUDE.
I MADE YOU A THING.
THAT'S IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
>> YOU MADE ME A MANSERVANT?
>> Bubblegum: NO. IN THE BOX.
>> [ GASPS ]
OH, NO.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OH, NO"?
I MADE YOU AN ARM.
IT'S A DANG PLUG 'N' PLAY, GIRL.
>> NO, IT'S AWESOME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> Bubblegum: THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A TECHNICAL WONDER CHILD.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
I GOT TO GO TO MY ROOM FOR NO
REASON.
>> Bubblegum: OKAY.
I THOUGHT WE COULD DO SOME
TWO-ARM STUFF, BUT, UH, IT'S
COOL!
>> PRETEND MY FINGER'S A KNIFE.
>> I'M SORRY,
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> ARE YOU OKAY, PRINCESS?
>> Bubblegum: AH, GEEZ!
YOU'RE SO LOUD!
[ THUD! ]
>> ARE YOU IN DANGER?
>> Bubblegum: NO!
DON'T JUST GUARD ME.
YOU NEED TO PROTECT EVERYONE.
>> OKAY.
[ THUDDING ]
>> Bubblegum: [ YAWNS ]
>> [ Distantly ] ARE YOU IN
DANGER?
ARE YOU IN DANGER?
>> Bubblegum: [ SNORES ]
>> I KNEW IT.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> PRINCESS, YOU ARE GETTING
JACKED.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT? HUH?
WHOA! HEY!
>> HALT!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bubblegum: GET HER OUT OF
THERE, QUICK!
>> Both: YES, MOM.
[ THUDDING ]
>> UH...
>> Bubblegum: ALL RIGHT.
TAKE A BREAK FOR THE NIGHT.
[ THUDDING ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
>> Finn: THE PAST MUST BE
RECKONED WITH.
>> Jake: THAT'S COOL.
WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>> Bubblegum: [ German
accent ] HELLO. BUBBLEGUM HERE.
[ Normal voice ] ATONEMENT?
ALL RIGHT, FINN.
I'M ON MY WAY.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
UGH. BLECH.
[ GROANS ]
LOOK AT THAT.
I GOT A NEW ARM.
THAT WOULD BE COOL IF I WEREN'T
ABOUT TO HIT MY RESET BUTTON.
[ GROANS ]
>> Finn: HEY.
HEY.
THIS WAY.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Jake: WHAT WAS THAT?!
OH, NO!
DONK DRANGIT, FINN!
>> Finn: HYAH! HYAH!
>> Bubblegum: UH...
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
OKAY. HERE YOU GO.
>> Bubblegum: WHOA! WHAT?!
MY AMULET?!
WAIT A SECOND.
[ GASPS ]
IS THAT...?
>> Finn: IT'S ME, SHOKO.
AND, PB, YOU ARE LIKE A
BAZILLION YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE NOT FREAKIN' 19.
WHAT THE HECK?!
>> Bubblegum: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: WEIRDO.
HUH. MY VAULT FEELS LIGHTER.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!