1 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:13,110 [ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ] 2 00:00:13,170 --> 00:00:15,710 >> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪ 3 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:18,450 ♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪ 4 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:20,750 ♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪ 5 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:24,220 ♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪ 6 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:34,600 >> Jake: IF I HEAR ANOTHER PEEP, THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. 7 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,500 FINAL WARNING! 8 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,700 OKAY. GO AHEAD, BMO. 9 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:41,370 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] OKAY, WELCOME BACK TO THE 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 PROGRAM. 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,270 WE'RE TALKING WITH MY SPECIAL GUEST, FINN THE HUMAN. 12 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:44,970 >> Finn: HELLO. 13 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,810 [ APPLAUSE ] [ APPLAUSE STOPS ] 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,080 >> Jake: NOW, FINN, BEFORE THE BREAK, YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING 15 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,650 INTERESTING -- THAT YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THE ROMANCE BIZ. 16 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,720 SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 17 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:55,820 >> Finn: WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOUR LISTENERS... 18 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,790 [ APPLAUSE ] ...BUT LET'S JUST SAY THE TIME 19 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,820 HAS COME TO STOP DATING PRINCESSES AND RETURN TO 20 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:01,790 SAVING 'EM. 21 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,390 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> Jake: AND YOU'RE NOT JUST 22 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,430 SAYING THAT TO, UH, MAKE YOURSELF SEEM MORE ATTRACTIVE? 23 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:06,460 >> Finn: YEAH, OF COURSE. 24 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:07,460 NO GAMES GOIN' ON HERE. 25 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:09,360 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] >> Jake: HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 26 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:10,370 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 27 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,230 >> I THINK THAT SOMEONE'S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR. 28 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,470 >> Jake: CAN YOU SEE WHO IT IS? 29 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,340 >> YES, JAKE. 30 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,300 >> Jake: SO IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 31 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:18,810 >> Finn: YEAH, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,140 LOVE JUNK AND GET BACK TO ADVENTURING. 33 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:22,240 >> FINN! JAKE! 34 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,140 I NEED YOUR HELP! 35 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:24,110 IT'S AN EMERGENCY! 36 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:25,350 >> Finn: NOW WE'RE TALKING! 37 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:26,650 DON'T CRY, SLIME PRINCESS. 38 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:28,250 WE'RE AT YOUR SERVICE. 39 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,650 >> I NEED FINN TO MARRY ME. 40 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,690 [ CHITTERING PLAYS ] >> Finn: I'M SORRY, S.P., BUT 41 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,320 I'VE GIVEN UP THE DATING SCENE. 42 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:35,490 >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 43 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,130 IF I DON'T GET A HUSBAND, I'LL LOSE MY KINGDOM. 44 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,290 >> Ice King: I'LL DO IT! 45 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,900 >> Jake: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! 46 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:46,270 [ LAUGH TRACK PLAYS ] >> PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN. 47 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:49,670 RECENTLY, MY MUCH HOTTER, YOUNGER SISTER, BLARGATHA, 48 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:52,370 MARRIED A SLIME ROGUE NAMED GUILLERMO. 49 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,610 AS A RESULT, ELDER PLOPS DECREED THAT IF I WAS NOT MARRIED BY 50 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,510 TOMORROW, RULE OF THE SLIME KINGDOM WOULD PASS TO MY SISTER, 51 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:02,720 WHICH I'D BE, LIKE, TOTALLY FINE WITH, EXCEPT I RECENTLY 52 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:05,620 DISCOVERED THEY ARE BOTH EVIL. 53 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,290 EVIL TO THE CORE! 54 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,560 THEY PLAN TO MILITARIZE THE KINGDOM AND BEGIN A CAMPAIGN OF 55 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,300 AGGRESSIVE CONQUEST, SACKING OUR NEIGHBORING KINGDOMS, STEALING 56 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:19,400 THEIR RESOURCES, AND EVENTUALLY TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD! 57 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:20,470 >> Jake: EW. 58 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,700 >> FINN, THIS WILL HAPPEN UNLESS SOMEONE MARRIES ME. 59 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:23,810 >> Finn: NO. 60 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:25,240 >> Ice King: Psst! 61 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,710 >> Jake: [ GRUMBLES ] >> PLEASE, FINN. 62 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,350 I KNOW I'VE CRUSHED ON YOU IN THE PAST, BUT I HAVE NO 63 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,350 INTENTION OF LOCKING THIS DOWN. 64 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:34,320 OUR MARRIAGE WILL ONLY BE IN NAME ONLY. 65 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,050 >> Finn: MM... 66 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,590 >> Jake: WAIT! I'M COMING, TOO! 67 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:45,490 I'M GONNA EAT POPCORN AND MAKE HILARIOUS JOKES. 68 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,560 AW. WHO ATE ALL MY POPCORN? 69 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,830 >> Ice King: [ MUNCHING ] CALL THIS A ROOM? 70 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:50,870 THERE'S NOT EVEN A WINDOW. 71 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:54,400 OH, WAIT. ARE WE ROLLING? 72 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,600 >> Jake: [ MUNCHING ] HOW MUCH FARTHER? 73 00:02:56,670 --> 00:03:01,410 THIS POPCORN'S NOT GONNA LAST ALL DAY. 74 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,840 ALL RIGHT, NOW IT MIGHT. 75 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:03,850 >> WE'RE HERE. 76 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:06,710 WELCOME TO MY LITTLE OASIS IN THE WASTELAND. 77 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:07,880 >> Jake: OASIS? 78 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:13,890 MORE LIKE, "NO WAY, SIS!" [ LAUGHS ] 79 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:14,890 >> Finn: HUH? 80 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:20,830 >> Jake: [ GASPS ] >> Finn: WHOA! 81 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,800 THIS IS AMAZING! 82 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:25,970 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 83 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,800 >> Jake: YOU COULD SAY I GOT OUT OF THERE IN THE "LICK" OF 84 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:29,670 TIME. 85 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:30,670 ZING! 86 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:33,640 >> QUICKLY. WE'RE ALREADY LATE. 87 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:35,910 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] >> THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT 88 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:36,950 PLACE IN THE KINGDOM. 89 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,350 >> Finn: THE ROYAL PALACE? 90 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:40,950 >> NO, IT'S WHERE ME AND ALL MY MAIN SPLIRTS HANG OUT. 91 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:41,680 HI, GIRLS! 92 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,380 >> All: H-I-I-I-I-I! 93 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:45,550 >> [ HUMMING ] >> Finn: TREE TRUNKS AND 94 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,320 MR. PIG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 95 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:51,360 >> OH, WE ALWAYS COME HERE WHEN WE WANT TO SHAKE IT, FINN. 96 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:59,670 IT'S THE ONLY TRIPLE-CRAY-RATED DISCO IN ALL OF OOO. 97 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:01,300 >> GET YOUR FACE PRETTY, FINN. 98 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:06,010 MY PEOPLE ARE ALREADY ASSEMBLED IN THE COURTYARD. 99 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:09,980 [ CLEARS THROAT ] GREETINGS, LOYAL SLIMEJECTS! 100 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,620 [ ALL CHEERING ] I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE MY NEW 101 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,820 HUSBAND -- FINN THE HUMAN! 102 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,420 [ ALL CHEERING ] WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 103 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:21,360 PIECE OF CAKE. 104 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,390 >> ATTENTION, MY LOYAL SLIMEJECTS. 105 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,030 >> [ GASPS ] IT'S BLARGATHA. 106 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,460 AND THAT'S THE MYSTERIOUS GUILLERMO. 107 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:30,870 HE HAILS FROM A FARAWAY, MUCH MORE SOMBER SLIME KINGDOM WHERE 108 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:34,040 PEOPLE HAVE STRANGE CUSTOMS AND NO LOVE IN THEIR EYES. 109 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,840 THEIR DISCOS AREN'T EVEN RATED ONE CRAY. 110 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:40,510 >> MY HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING. 111 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,450 AND, UH, HE WOULD, TOO, IF NOT FOR HIS EXTREMELY SORE THROAT, 112 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,580 SO I WILL SAY IT FOR HIM. 113 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:49,850 WE CHALLENGE YOU TO THE TRIALS OF GLARB. 114 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,890 [ CROWD GASPS ] >> I OBJECT! 115 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:56,420 ANCIENT TRADITIONS SUCH AS THE TRIALS OF GLARB ARE NO LONGER 116 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:59,830 RELEVANT IN OUR MODERN SELF-INDULGENT SOCIETY. 117 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,700 >> ORDER! ORDER! 118 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,830 I DEMAND ORDER! 119 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:06,470 I, ELDER PLOPS, BEING THE COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM, 120 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,700 WILL SETTLE THIS DISPUTE. 121 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:10,070 THE MATTER WILL BE SETTLED ON THE BATTLEGROUND... 122 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:11,410 >> Finn: ALL RIGHT! 123 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:13,540 >> ...THE BATTLEGROUND OF LOVE. 124 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:14,710 >> Finn: AW! 125 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,580 >> THE COUPLE THAT I DEEM MOST TRULY IN LOVE SHALL RULE THE 126 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,880 SLIME KINGDOM FOR LIFE. 127 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,820 [ SCEPTER CLANKS ] PLOPS OUT. 128 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,020 [ ALL CHEERING ] >> Finn: [ SIGHS ] 129 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,750 >> Jake: THIS IS, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANTED. 130 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:29,890 >> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE TRIALS OF GLARB, HOSTED BY ME, 131 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,030 ELDER PLOPS. 132 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,360 THE FIRST TRIAL WILL BE CROONING. 133 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,760 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET INTO THESE SWEET BOATS I MADE AND 134 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:37,700 CROON FOR EACH OTHER ON THE LAKE. 135 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,500 THE MOST LOVING AND HEARTFELT SONG, JUDGED BY ME, ELDER PLOPS, 136 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:45,140 WILL WIN. 137 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:47,510 >> I REALLY WANT TO HEAR SOME EMOTIONAL SONG WORK HERE. 138 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,040 THE PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR EMOTIONAL STUFF. 139 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:53,820 SO LET'S SEE SOME STUFF, ALL RIGHT? 140 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,580 >> OKAY, FINN, YOU CAN DO IT. 141 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:56,580 >> Finn: I DON'T KNOW. 142 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,650 I'M STILL JACKED UP OVER MY LADY BIZ. 143 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,920 >> WELL, JUST LOSE YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN MIND AND GO NUMB. 144 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:04,560 THEN LET IT ALL OUT. 145 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,800 >> Finn: [ GROANS ] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 146 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,100 OKAY. 147 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,800 Just let it all out. 148 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:17,640 ♪ WHEN I'M HEATING UP MY LUNCH ♪ ♪ OR DELIVERING A DUNGEON 149 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,810 PUNCH ♪ ♪ I CAN'T ♪ 150 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:28,420 ♪ GET OVER YOU ♪ ♪ YOUR KISS IS BURNED INTO MY 151 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,820 BRAIN ♪ ♪ SIMON'S HAIR IS CLOGGING UP MY 152 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:35,520 DRAIN ♪ ♪ I JUST CAN'T ♪ 153 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:43,930 ♪ GET OVER YOU ♪ ♪ SEE YOUR FACE ALL OVER OOO ♪ 154 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,970 ♪ STICKS TO ME LIKE A COAT OF GLUE ♪ 155 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:53,510 ♪ I CAN'T ♪ ♪ GET OVER YOU ♪ 156 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:54,940 WHY CAN'T I GET OVER YOU? 157 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,040 >> FINN, WAY TO GO. 158 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,980 I COULD TELL THE PEOPLE WERE REALLY IMPRESSED. 159 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,050 GUILLERMO, YOU'RE UP. 160 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,450 >> HMM? OKAY, GUILLERMO. 161 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,720 I'LL ASK, I'LL ASK... 162 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:04,620 GUILLERMO STILL HAS A SORE THROAT! 163 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,720 MAY I SING ON, UH, HIS BEHALF? 164 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:09,160 >> ELDER PLOPS THINKS THAT'S OKAY. 165 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,130 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ Off-key ] ♪ I WANT TO TOUCH 166 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:17,470 YOUR HAND WITH MY HAND ♪ ♪ I WANT TO RUB YOUR CHEEK 167 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:20,970 WITH MY CHEEK ♪ ♪ MAYBE LATER WE CAN GET 168 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,870 "DO NOT DISTURB" ♪ I'M DONE! 169 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:27,540 >> AS ELDER PLOPS, I HAVE HEARD MANY SONGS IN MY LIFE, AND I CAN 170 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,880 ONLY SAY THIS... 171 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:30,910 FINN, YOU WIN THIS ONE. 172 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:33,750 [ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ GRUMBLES ] 173 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,180 >> Finn: WHOO! 174 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,650 >> YES! 175 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,620 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO OUR 176 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,490 SECOND TRIAL... 177 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,820 SPOONING. 178 00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:45,030 WHEN I SAY GO, THE BIG SPOON WILL PUT HIS ARM AROUND THE 179 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,630 LITTLE SPOON AND CUDDLE. 180 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:50,200 I WILL BE WATCHING YOU SPOON, MEASURING AND ASSESSING YOUR 181 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:53,030 LOVE BY POSTURE AND OVERALL VIBE. 182 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,670 THE BEST CUDDLE, OR SPOON, WINS. 183 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,770 >> Finn: WAIT. WHAT? 184 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:02,040 >> Jake: [ LAUGHING ] >> SPOONERS, GET IN YOUR FUTONS. 185 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:04,050 >> Finn: UH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 186 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:06,980 >> READY, SET... 187 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,850 SPOON! 188 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,220 >> Finn: [ GASPS ] NO, WAIT. 189 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,190 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! 190 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,820 >> WRAP THOSE GORGEOUS PYTHONS AROUND ME! 191 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:14,220 >> Finn: NO! THIS FEELS WEIRD! 192 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,690 >> COME ON, FINN, THEY'RE CRUSHING US! 193 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,660 >> WUH! WUH! WUH! 194 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:21,030 >> BLARGATHA AND GUILLERMO, VERY NICE. 195 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:24,670 >> Finn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 196 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:25,270 >> YEESH. 197 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,230 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, STOP. 198 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,400 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 199 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,740 BLARGATHA AND GUILLERMO'S LOVE WAS WAY-OFF-THE-CHARTS GOOD. 200 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,270 THEY WIN. 201 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:30,940 >> YES! 202 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,010 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 203 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:32,810 YOU SPOON SO GOOD! 204 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,940 >> Finn: [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] >> NO! 205 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:36,580 >> THE SCORE IS TIED. 206 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,110 THERE'S ONE MORE TRIAL AFTER SPOONING AND CROONING -- 207 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,680 SMOOCHING. 208 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,820 I'M SORRY IT DOESN'T RHYME WITH CROONING AND SPOONING. 209 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,950 WE WILL BEGIN OUR NEXT TRIAL ON THE MORROW! 210 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,920 >> [ SCOFFS ] THIS IS NOT GOING WELL. 211 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:48,690 >> Finn: I'M SORRY, SLIME PRINCESS. 212 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,660 I'M JUST GOING TO MESS THIS NEXT TRIAL UP. 213 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,990 >> IS IT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE MUCH KISSING? 214 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,760 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED BY YOUR INNOCENCE. 215 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,170 >> Finn: PRETENDING TO BE IN LOVE IS MAKING ME SAD. 216 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,100 IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT FLAME PRINCESS. 217 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:01,970 >> WHAT IF I PRETEND TO BE YOUR EX? 218 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,270 >> Finn: THAT'S WORSE, I THINK. 219 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,940 >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M LOSING MY KINGDOM TO THE FORCES 220 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:06,770 OF EVIL. 221 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,980 >> Finn: [ SIGHS ] NO, SLIME PRINCESS. 222 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,950 LET'S PRACTICE THIS SMOOCH. 223 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,020 >> MMMMM. 224 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,950 >> Finn: [ GROANS, GAGS ] [ VOMITS ] 225 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:17,990 I'M SORRY. 226 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,890 I -- I CAN'T! 227 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,260 [ GRUMBLES ] BUNK THIS! 228 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,590 >> WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 229 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,830 >> Finn: I'M GOING TO PUNCH GUILLERMO IN HIS STUPID FACE 230 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:26,360 TILL HE AGREES TO LEAVE THE KINGDOM. 231 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,330 >> I WANT TO COME! 232 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,870 >> Finn: [ GRUNTS ] HEY, GUILLERMO! 233 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,300 CAN YOU COME OUT HERE FOR A... 234 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,170 QUICK MEETING? 235 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,140 >> Jake: MORE LIKE A QUICK BEATING. 236 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,110 HEY-O! 237 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:43,810 >> HE SAYS EAT A FAT DOLLOP AND BUZZ OFF! 238 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,010 >> BLARGATHA! 239 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,280 >> Finn: HYUP! 240 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:50,720 HMM. 241 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:55,660 [ GASPS ] >> FINN, YOU SHOULDN'T BREAK IN 242 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,960 TO A WOMAN'S ROOM. 243 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,230 >> Finn: HYAH! 244 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,230 EVERYONE OKAY? 245 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:02,200 >> Jake: YES. "TANK" YOU. 246 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,740 >> Finn: HYAH! 247 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,370 >> EH? 248 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,170 >> Finn: GUILLERMO! 249 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,310 HYAH! 250 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,640 [ GASPS ] ARE YOU DEAD, MAN? 251 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,110 AW, GEEZ, BRO. 252 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,040 HUH? 253 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,180 THESE ARE OLIVES. 254 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,180 >> UH-OH. 255 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,950 >> BLARGATHA, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A FAKE HUSBAND? 256 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,990 YOU'RE SO HOT! 257 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,050 >> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE THIS HOT. 258 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,820 WOMEN DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE INTIMIDATED, AND 259 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,230 GUYS DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO SCARED. 260 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:34,930 YOU'RE ALONE IN THE HOTTEST, MOST SEXIEST PRISON. 261 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,130 SO I STUCK SOME OLIVES ON A GLOP OF GELATIN AND CALLED HIM MY 262 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,270 LOVER. 263 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:40,000 >> Finn: WELL, I'M SORRY, BLARGATHA, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO 264 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,670 HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME IN YOUR METAPHORICAL PRISON IN A REAL 265 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,810 PRISON, 'CAUSE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS ILLEGAL. 266 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,940 >> UH, NO, IT JUST DISQUALIFIES HER FROM CHALLENGING ME. 267 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,210 >> Finn: WHOOPS. 268 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,810 [ ALL CHEERING ] >> BY THE AUTHORITY OF 269 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,080 ELDER PLOPS, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE... 270 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,220 YOU ARE STILL THE SLIME PRINCESS. 271 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,690 >> All: KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! 272 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:00,790 >> FINN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 273 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:04,790 >> Finn: I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT ALL THESE PEOPLE. 274 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:08,300 >> [ GAGS, VOMITS ] I'M SORRY! I CAN'T DO IT! 275 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,700 [ VOMITING ] [ SCEPTER CLANKING ] 276 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:20,310 >> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪ 277 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:24,310 ♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪ 278 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:32,350 ♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ 279 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,960 ♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪