[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: WHAT...
IS THE MEANING OF SOUP?
>> Jake: WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WEIRD
QUEST--
>> Finn: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF
SPOON?
>> Jake: SHOOT, MAN.
ARE YOU STILL LADY-SAD ABOUT
FLAME PRINCESS?
YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY IF YOU ARE.
>> Finn: NAH. THAT'S ALL FINE.
I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING KIND OF
GRAY, IS ALL.
LIKE, MY INSIDE VOICE HAS BEEN
KIND OF QUIET LATELY, NOT A LOT
OF INSTRUCTIONS FORTHCOMING, YOU
KNOW?
>> Jake: YEAH, WELL, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE SAD.
LISTEN, FINN.
GIRLS IS LIKE HORSES -- WHEN YOU
FALL DOWN, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT
YOU GET RIGHT BACK ON AGAIN...
ON A DIFFERENT HORSE.
AND THERE'S A LOT OF FISH IN THE
SEA, A LOT OF FISH.
A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED.
>> Finn: YEAH...I-I GUESS.
OR MAYBE DATING GIRLS IS LIKE
RIDING A BICYCLE...
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN, YEAH!
>> Finn: ...WHERE, LIKE, IF YOU
MESS UP, YOU CAN GET REALLY HURT
FOREVER OR HURT SOMEONE YOU
REALLY CARE ABOUT.
>> Jake: UH, WELL, I SUPPOSE.
ANYWAY, I HOPE THIS MYSTERY CAVE
WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS AS WEIRD AS
FLAMBO'S BROTHER SAYS IT IS.
MAYBE THAT'LL SNAP YOU OUT OF
THE -- WHOA! WHAT?!
WHAT'S THIS TRAIN ALL ABOUT?
NO ONE SAID NOTHING ABOUT NO
TRAIN IN THE WAY.
>> Finn: RELAX, BUDDY.
WE'LL JUST CROSS AFTER IT
PASSES.
NO BIG THING, REALLY.
>> Jake: OH, YEAH.
IT'S TWO HOURS LATER NOW.
WHAT THE STONK?
OH. OKAY.
HEY, THE TRAIN JUST GOES IN A
BIG CIRCLE.
WE CAN CUT RIGHT THROUGH THE
MIDDLE.
BLINGLE, BLONGLE, BLOONGLE.
COME ON.
HEY, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD
ANOTHER IDEA.
IF WE JUST STAY PUT HERE ON THE
TRAIN, WE CAN RIDE IT ALL THE
WAY TO THE CAVE.
BLINGLE, BLONGLE, BLOONGLE!
>> HYAH! GIVE ME -- GIVE ME THE
LOOT!
>> Finn: OW! YOW!
>> COME ON, GIVE IT!
GIVE ME THAT HAT!
>> Finn: KNOCK IT OFF.
>> AAH!
WHOA, DANG!
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: HEY, FINN!
>> Finn: WHOA.
>> Jake: LOOK AT ALL THE LOOT
THAT GUY DROPPED WHILE YOU
WHIPPED HIS BUTT.
>> Finn: DANG.
LOOK AT THAT SWORD.
WHOA. IT FEELS KIND OF RIGHT.
WHOOSH. WHOOSH.
WHOOSH, WHOOSH.
WHOOSH!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S PRETTY FUN, HUH?
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN!
IT'S SPICY BABY FUN!
>> Jake: YOU WANT TO GO SEE WHAT
OTHER KIND OF MONSTERS ARE ON
THIS TRAIN?
>> Finn: YES!
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: WHOA.
CRYSTAL ANTS, I THINK.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
COOL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
[ MONSTERS GROANING ]
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
[ LAUGHS ]
HA!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
WELCOME BACK, BUDDY.
>> Finn: MAN, LOOK AT ALL THIS
RAD LOOT.
>> Jake: YEAH, THIS IS A PRETTY
NEAT TRAIN.
WE SHOULD COME BACK AGAIN
SOMEDAY.
>> Finn: WOW, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE JUST STARTED ONLY LIKE THREE
HOURS AGO.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH...I-I'M JUST GETTING A
LITTLE BORED, IS ALL.
ALL THESE CARS AND MONSTERS ARE
KIND OF ALL THE SAME.
IT'S A LITTLE BORING.
>> Finn: OH, COME ON. IT'S FUN.
JUST ONE MORE CAR.
COME ON. COME ON, MAN.
COME ON!
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT.
JUST ONE MORE.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YES!
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: HMM?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
>> Jake: HEY, HEY! EMPTY CAR.
I THINK WE BEAT IT, BUDDY.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> Finn: WHOA, MAN.
BOSS BATTLE!
LET'S CHEW IT UP!
>> Jake: OKAY, BUT THIS IS THE
LAST ONE, OKAY?
>> Finn: WE'LL SEE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: HEY, MAN.
REMEMBER WE WERE GOING TO THAT
WEIRD CAVE?
I BET IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CHECK
IT OUT.
>> Finn: EH, WEIRD CAVE, WEIRD
TRAIN.
I'M COOL HERE.
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
>> Finn: HYAH!
>> AAH! GIVE ME A BREAK!
>> Finn: OH?
OH, DANG.
BOSS LOOT!
MM, MM-MM, MM-MM-MM.
OH, YES.
>> Jake: NO, THANK YOU.
>> Finn: JAKE, HURRY!
NEXT CAR!
SLIME CRIMES!
>> Jake: YOU HAVE FUN.
I'M JUST GONNA WATCH.
>> Finn: YEAH! HUH! UGH!
HEY!
OW! [ LAUGHS ] OW.
COOL. ACID.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES ]
HEY, ALSO, MAN, AREN'T YOU,
LIKE, GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY?
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN.
I GUESS WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR A
WHILE.
>> Jake: MORE THAN A WHILE,
DUDE.
I'VE ALREADY MISSED MY BATHROOM
WINDOW.
>> Finn: YEAH, I GUESS I COULD
TAKE A SNACK BREAK.
>> Jake: OKAY.
WELL, WE'LL GO BACK TO THE TREE
HOUSE, AND I'LL MAKE US SOME
LUNCH.
I COULD MAKE THE TOASTER
PANCAKES YOU LIKE.
OR MAYBE I CAN BOIL UP SOME HOT
DOGS.
OR --
>> Finn: [ MUNCHING ]
LOOK, NOW WE DON'T GOT TO DO
THAT THING YOU WANTED TO DO.
>> Jake: AAH!
>> Finn: HOT MEAT!
>> Jake: ANTS AGAIN?!
>> Finn: ANT NO THANG!
HYAH!
CAUGHT WITH YOUR ANTS DOWN!
ANTS FOR NOTHING!
FORGET ABOUT ANTS.
WHAT'S WRONG?
FEELING ANTSY?!
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
DUDE, THIS IS THE ANT CAR.
WE ALREADY DID THE ANT CAR.
YOU DID ALL THE ANTS.
>> Finn: SAME CAR -- UGH -- BUT
THOSE WERE BLUE ANTS.
THESE ARE RED ANTS.
>> Jake: FINN, I THINK WE SHOULD
TAKE OFF.
I THINK THIS PLACE IS BAD NEWS
FOR YOU.
>> Finn: MAN, NO WAY.
ALL THIS FEELS GOOD,
LIKE MY INSIDE VOICE IS SAYING,
"HEY, KEEP IT UP.
THIS IS GOOD STUFF."
AAH! HEY! HYAH!
LIKE WHEN YOU MADE THOSE
BISCUITS WAY BACK AND I KEPT
EATING THEM UNTIL THEY WERE ALL
GONE, LIKE THAT.
>> Jake: FINN!
I MADE THOSE BISCUITS WITH SO
MUCH BUTTER.
YOU WERE JUST RESPONDING TO THE
BUTTER!
THIS WHOLE PLACE IS BUTTER!
>> Finn: YEAH!
BOSS FIGHT!
YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HYAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> MY JUNK AND STUFF!
>> Finn: CHECK IT OUT.
BATTLE MOON.
>> Jake: WHAT?
[ GASPS ]
FINN, THIS IS A FUTURE CRYSTAL!
LOOK!
THAT'S YOU, DUDE.
YOU'RE OLD, YOU'RE ALONE, AND
YOU'RE STILL FIGHTING ON THIS
DUMB TRAIN.
>> Old Finn: GET ANT OF TOWN.
>> Finn: WHOA.
I'M GONNA HAVE THE BEST LIFE.
OH! HAIR APES!
>> Jake: NAH, DUDE.
I'M BORED, I'M TIRED, AND I'M
GOING BACK...TO THE TREE HOUSE.
YOU CAN COME WITH ME IF YOU
WANT.
>> Finn: WHAT? NO, MAN.
IT'S BETTER ON THE TRAIN.
STUFF MAKES SENSE HERE.
[ APE GRUNTING ]
>> Finn: OW! [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: I'M SORRY.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN ME, I'LL BE
IN THE TREE HOUSE, EXPERIENCING
THE JOYS OF LIFE AND NOT GETTING
ATTACKED BY GORILLAS MADE OUT
OF HAIR.
>> Finn: YOU'LL BE BACK.
>> Jake: NO, I WON'T, FINN.
GOODBYE!
>> Finn: HUH.
[ APE GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: HEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
HAIR WE GO!
>> Jake: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP HERE?
>> WHOOP.
>> Jake: ARE YOU GETTING SICK OF
THINGS DOWN THERE, TOO?
>> WHOO.
>> Jake: MM-HMM.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY AND ZAP ME,
ARE YOU?
I WONDER WHAT MY KIDS ARE DOING.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
HEY.
I KNEW IT.
GOT TO FIND THAT KID.
HEY, FINN!
F-- WHOA.
UM...HEY, THERE, FRIEND.
I AIN'T LOOKING FOR NO TROUBLE.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND
FINN.
MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN HIM?
ABOUT FIVE FEET TALL, PICKS HIS
NOSE, AND ALWAYS KIND OF SMELLS
FUNNY L--
>> Finn: HEY. HEY.
JAKE, IT'S ME.
I'M JUST ALL SOUPED UP NOW.
>> Jake: AH, GEEZ, FINN.
I -- FOR A MINUTE THERE, I
THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE
TWISTED, LOST-SOUL, BOSS GUYS.
>> Finn: LA, LA, LA.
>> Jake: WAIT. YOU ARE!
YOU ARE ONE!
>> Finn: WHAT?
THOSE GUYS ARE COOL.
>> Jake: THAT'S IT, MAN.
I'M GETTING YOU OFF THIS TRAIN
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
>> Finn: JAKE, STAY BACK.
I MEAN IT.
>> Jake: OH, PLEASE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
I'M 10 TIMES STRONGER TH--
HEY! [ GURGLING ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: OH, GROSS.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Finn: YOINK!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SCOFFS ] JAKE, TRYING TO TELL
ME WHAT TO DO.
YEAH, RIGHT.
I TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
APPLE, APPLE, CHICKEN, APPLE.
OH, YEAH.
THAT LITTLE ORB IN WHICH I RULE.
LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN, ORB.
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
LOOKING RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT A SECOND.
WHO'S THAT SAD, BORED LITTLE GUY
FOLLOWING ME AROUND?
JAKE?
ALL THOSE YEARS, HE STAYED WITH
ME.
>> Old Jake: FINN, CAN WE SLOW
DOWN?
MY FEET HURT.
>> Old Finn: WHAT?
>> Finn: OH, JAKE.
HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
I'M GONNA SET THIS RIGHT.
>> Jake: FINN! FINN, I'M SORRY.
I'LL STAY ON THE TRAIN WITH YOU.
I SWEAR.
JUST GET THIS STUFF OFF OF ME.
>> Finn: NO, I'M SORRY, JAKE.
I MESSED UP.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
>> Jake: YOU MEAN, WE'RE GETTING
OFF THE TRAIN?
>> Finn: WELL...YOU ARE.
I'M GONNA KEEP PLAYING FOR A
WHILE.
I'LL MEET YOU BACK HOME IN A
WEEK OR TWO.
>> Jake: OH, MAN.
DON'T YOU SEE THAT'S JUST THE
TRAIN TALKING?
IT'S GOT ITS HOOKS IN YOU.
>> Finn: NO. NO, FOR REAL.
MY INSIDE VOICE IS TELLING ME
IT'S TIME.
HERE. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪