[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ TINK! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUR BUTT IS MINE, JOSHUA!
>> Jake: WHAT? MY BUTT?
WEIRD.
WHERE ARE WE?
>> THIS IS MY YOGA ROOM.
AND THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME.
DOWNWARD, DOG!
>> Jake: OUCH!
>> WELCOME TO REVENGE, JOSHUA.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES
AGAIN.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR SURVIVAL
IS BOOBY-TRAPPED.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Jake: HUH.
>> NOW I'M GONNA GANK YOUR BLOOD
THE WAY YOU GANKED MINE!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
BOO-YAH!
HOW DOES IT FEEL, DOG?
HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT I'VE
JUICED YOUR BODY AND TURNED YOUR
BLOOD INTO MAN-DAZZLE?!
>> Jake: MM. NOT THAT GREAT.
I FEEL WEIRD IN MY SKIN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WAIT. IS THAT IT?
>> Jake: YEAH, BUT I COULD GET
USED TO THIS.
>> WHAT?! NO!
YOU HAVE TO SUFFER!
>> Jake: OKAY.
>> NO "OKAY"!
WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE, OKAY?
>> Jake: OKAY.
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
YOU'RE CAUSING TENSION IN MY
NECK AND SHOULDERS.
I'M GONNA GO STRETCH IT OUT.
YOU STAY HERE AND SUFFER.
>> Jake: OKAY.
>> Finn: JAKE?
DRAT.
HMM.
AH!
[ TELEPHONE DIALING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: HEY, LADY.
LISTEN, YOUR HUSBAND GOT
ABDUCTED BY KEE OTH THE DEMON.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] JAKE?
>> Finn: YEAH, YOUR HUBBY OR...
BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: YO, MY KOREAN IS NOT
THAT GOOD.
CAN YOU JUST GET OVER HERE?
WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO
KEE OTH'S DIMENSION, SHIPSHIYO.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS
AFFIRMATIVE.
SEE YOU SOON. BYE.
>> Jake: [ HUMMING ]
[ SNAPPING FINGERS ]
♪ BROKE-UP DIMENSION,
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART ♪
♪ I'M LOOKING FOR A BROKE-UP
GIRL TO BREAK ME APART ♪
JUST KIDDING. I GOT A GIRL!
[ SNAP! CREAK! ]
LADY RAINICORN! YEAH!
MM. THAT DON'T LOOK RIGHT.
[ CREAK! ]
THAT'S BETTER.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> EXCUSE ME.
>> Jake: HMM?
>> DOWN HERE.
HI!
>> Jake: OH, MY FUN!
I THOUGHT YOU WAS A ROCK!
>> I'M NOT A ROCK.
I'M A LITTLE BUDDY!
CAN YOU GET OFF ME, PLEASE?
>> Jake: WHOOPS! SORRY.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> Jake: COOL.
YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?
>> I'D LIKE THAT!
I'VE NEVER HAD A FRIEND.
>> Jake: WHOA, SERIOUSLY?
>> MY SPECIES SPENDS ITS FIRST
12 YEARS SLEEPING.
I JUST WOKE UP TODAY!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Jake: HELLO?
I'M JUST GONNA PRETEND YOU'RE
SLEEPING.
>> Finn: WHOOP! SHE'S HERE.
>> I THOUGHT MY BODY WAS HOPPING
UP AND DOWN, BUT I WAS SITTING
STILL.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: WHAT IS IT, LADY?
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: UH...SOMETHING "SKIP."
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST PLAY IT, BMO.
[ STATIC ]
>> JAKE? FINN? JERMAINE?
WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS?
>> Finn: DAD!
>> I JUST OPENED UP AN
UNEXPLORED CAVERN DEEP IN THE
UNDERGROUND-GRASSLANDS COMPLEX.
PLEASE REFER TO MY CHART
SYSTEM, OKAY?
I'M IN CAVE 73-H.
IN CASE I AM OVERTAKEN BY AN
ENEMY, I NEED YOU TO RETRIEVE
MY CORPSE.
[ STATIC ]
>> Jake: HEY, LADY.
YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU A
VIDEO...
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: BMO, SKIP! SKIP!
>> Jake: ...SAYING JTD WON'T
CHANGE HIS DOGGIE WAYS...
[ TAPE REWINDING ]
>> Finn: THAT SHOULD BE GOOD.
>> Jake: OKAY, I LOVE YOU,
GIRL.
I HOPE YOU LIKED IT.
BYE!
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> ...OVER HERE, YOU SEE?
THE SECOND HALF OF THE TABLET,
I BELIEVE.
NOW, IF I PUT THIS TOGETHER
WITH MINE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO
CREATE A PORTAL TO THE DEMON
KEE OTH'S DIMENSION AND TRAP
HIM IN A CIRCLE OF HOLY WATER.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
PERFECT! OKAY, LET'S SEE...
"KEE OTH ZAPLE MYRUPS PAMA--"
[ STATIC ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Jake: OKAY, THIS IS SCENE
ONE, TAKE ONE OF
"HEAT SIGNATURE 2."
READY?
ACTION!
>> FATHER, IT'S BEEN A YEAR
SINCE I WAS ON THE SUBMARINE,
BUT I STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS.
I WAS FORCED TO CHOOSE -- THE
LIVES OF MY MEN OR THE ENTIRE
PLANET!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
TELL ME, FATHER!
I'M A MESS, MAN!
OH!
>> WAIT, WHAT DO I SAY?
MM, CHECK, PLEASE!
>> Jake: NO!
[ STATIC ]
>> Finn: HOLD ON, BMO.
I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WATCH
MORE OF THIS VIDEO FOR CLUES,
BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME THAT
I'M NOT GONNA SEE ANY MORE WEIRD
JAKE STUFF.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: OKAY, HIGH FIVE.
PLAY IT, BMO.
>> Jake: MM, GUESS WHAT, LADY.
THIS DIRTY DOG NEEDS A BATH.
WHOO!
>> Finn: AAAAH!
>> AAAAH!
THIS STINKS!
>> Jake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> COME ON, JOSHUA!
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU
WOULD'VE BEEN UP HERE TRYING TO
TAKE ME APART!
>> Jake: UH, WHAT?
THAT'S MY DAD, JOSHUA, BACK IN
THE OLD DAYS.
I'M HIS SON, DUDE.
>> SHOOT.
WHERE IS HE?
>> Jake: HE'S DEAD, DUDE.
DON'T MAKE ME GET EMOTIONAL
ABOUT IT.
>> THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A
WIMP THEN?
COME ON UP HERE AND BEAT ON ME
LIKE YOUR DAD WOULD.
>> Jake: OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD.
>> WHAT'S WEIRD?
>> Jake: YOU WANT TO GET BEAT
UP?
THAT'S WEIRD.
I'M NOT DOING YOUR WEIRD BIZ.
>> YOU WON'T FIGHT?!
>> Jake: NOPE.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Jake: HEH-HEH.
WHAT THE...
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Jake: OH, MY GOSH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> HI. I'M SAMANTHA.
>> Jake: I'M JAY T. T-THE DOG!
I'M -- I'M JAKE.
>> ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE MY
PIT!
THIS BOZO TRIED STEALING MY
BLOOD, TOO!
SO YOUSE BETTER DUKE IT OUT AND
SEE WHO GETS TO LIVE!
>> BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN A MAN-DOG
IN YEARS!
AND NOW THE UNIVERSE HAS DROPPED
ONE INTO MY ARMS.
>> Jake: WHOA, LADY. NO WAY.
THIS BOY IS GOT.
>> BUT FATE HAS BROUGHT US
TOGETHER!
THE STARS HAVE PAIRED YOU WITH A
GODDESS!
>> Jake: I LIKE THE WAY YOU
TALK, BUT YOU ARE CRAZY.
>> KILL OR BE KILLED, YOU TWO!
>> YES, IF I'M SO CRAZY, THEN
LET'S FIGHT!
>> Jake: NO, GIRL, WE CAN BOUNCE
OUT OF HERE.
MY FRIEND FINN WILL SAVE US ANY
SECOND NOW.
>> I DON'T WAIT FOR RESCUE.
I CONQUER TILL I AM CONQUERED...
BY LOVE OR BY THE HAND OF AN
ADVERSARY.
>> Jake: WELL, I GUESS WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THEN.
>> YAAH!
[ CRUNCH! ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SMASH! ]
OKAY, TAKE YOUR TIME.
I GOT TO DO MY DAILY SUN
SALUTATIONS.
[ GRUNTING ]
RELEASE ME, JOSHUA!
[ GROWLING ]
I'LL SHOW YOU!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ GAGS ]
[ COUGHING ]
BLECH!
DUDE, YOUR BLOOD IS HARSH!
>> [ GULPING ]
THAT'S 'CAUSE I BEEN DRINKING
SO MUCH HOLY WATER.
IT'S IN MY BLOOD, SUCKER!
AND NATURALLY, I GOT TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM LIKE CRAZY.
BE RIGHT BACK!
>> IF I CAN'T SUCK YOU, I'LL
SUCK MYSELF'S BLOOD.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ LAUGHS ]
TASTE IT, SCRUB!
[ SPLASH! ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ GROANING ]
>> MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I GOT TO WEE-WEE AGAIN.
[ STATIC ]
[ TAPE REWINDING ]
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATE THIS
VIDEO?
>> Finn: NO TIME, BMO.
LET'S GO FIND THE CAVE FROM THE
VIDEO.
MAYBE WE'LL FIND MORE CLUES
THERE.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: "KEE OTH ZAPLE MYRUPS
PAMA MANCAKES."
[ CRACKS ]
WHOA.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
JAKE?
YEESH.
>> EH?
>> Jake: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Finn: JAKE?
>> Jake: FINN, YES!
HELP ME!
>> JAKE! [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: THIS IS NOT HUGGING!
IT'S FIGHTING!
FIGHTING!
>> Finn: JAKE, WHAT DO I DO?
SHOULD I KILL HIM?
>> WITH WHAT?!
>> Finn: WITH THIS!
>> DEMON BLOOD!
>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT!
DEMON BLOOD BEATS DEMON!
>> Jake: UH, THAT IS NOT
CORRECT.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, YEAH!
GIVE ME THAT BLOOD, STUPID!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Finn: WHOAAAAAAA!
LADY, DON'T BREAK THE
CIRCLE OF PROTECTION!
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: AW, GEEZ.
HE'S SUCKING MY SWORD OFF ITS
HILT!
>> YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]
YOUR CIRCLE CAN'T STOP MY
SUCKING!
NOW I HAVE YOUR DEMON BLOOD, AS
WELL!
>> Finn: EXCEPT IT'S NOT DEMON
BLOOD.
IT'S A FROZEN GRAPE JUICE THAT
WAS BLESSED BY THE PRIEST.
COLD.
BLESS THIS SWORD, FODDER!
>> MM. CHECK, PLEASE!
>> Finn: [ SLURPING ]
MMM. GRAPY.
>> WAIT.
AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Jake: MY BLOOD!
WHOO!
>> COWARD!
>> Jake: WHOOP!
HEY, HEY!
LADY!
>> Finn: LET'S GO, BROS!
>> Jake: SAMANTHA, YOU CAN COME,
TOO, I GUESS.
>> VERY WELL.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
YOU'VE RETURNED ME TO MY WORLD,
SO I RECANT MY OATH TO DESTROY
YOU.
>> Jake: YOU MADE AN OATH?
OKAY.
>> LET'S FIGHT AGAIN SOMETIME.
>> Jake: NAH, I'LL JUST STRETCH
INTO A TREE.
>> HMM.
TOOK LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO
STRETCH OUT OF THAT PIT.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: PSH! PLEASE. NOT EVEN.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: UH, BECAUSE KEE OTH WAS
RIGHT THERE!
A-AND THERE WERE TRAPS.
I DIDN'T HAVE NO BLOOD THIS
WHOLE TIME, SO I'M TOTALLY OUT
OF IT.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Both: JAKE?!
>> Jake: WHEW! SORRY.
I GOT A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED.
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: I LOVE YOU, TOO, LADY.
>> Finn: YO, GUYS.
I STILL LOVE FLAME PRINCESS.
>> Jake: OKAY, BIG HUG.
>> All: HUG!
[ WIND GUSTS ]
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪