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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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&gt;&gt; [ SCREECHES ]

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&gt;&gt; ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT

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LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG

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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

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[ TINK! ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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YOUR BUTT IS MINE, JOSHUA!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT? MY BUTT?

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WEIRD.

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WHERE ARE WE?

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&gt;&gt; THIS IS MY YOGA ROOM.

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AND <i>THIS</i> IS YOUR NEW HOME.

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DOWNWARD, DOG!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OUCH!

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&gt;&gt; WELCOME TO REVENGE, JOSHUA.

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YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES

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AGAIN.

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EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR SURVIVAL

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IS BOOBY-TRAPPED.

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[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HUH.

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&gt;&gt; NOW I'M GONNA GANK YOUR BLOOD

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THE WAY YOU GANKED MINE!

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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BOO-YAH!

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HOW DOES IT FEEL, DOG?

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HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT I'VE

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JUICED YOUR BODY AND TURNED YOUR

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BLOOD INTO MAN-DAZZLE?!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: MM. NOT THAT GREAT.

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I FEEL WEIRD IN MY SKIN.

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&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS ]

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WAIT. IS THAT IT?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: YEAH, BUT I COULD GET

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USED TO THIS.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT?! NO!

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YOU HAVE TO SUFFER!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; NO "OKAY"!

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WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, YOU'RE

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SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE, OKAY?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; [ GRUMBLES ]

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YOU'RE CAUSING TENSION IN MY

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NECK AND SHOULDERS.

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I'M GONNA GO STRETCH IT OUT.

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YOU STAY HERE AND SUFFER.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; Finn: JAKE?

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DRAT.

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HMM.

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AH!

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[ TELEPHONE DIALING ]

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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: HEY, LADY.

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LISTEN, YOUR HUSBAND GOT

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ABDUCTED BY KEE OTH THE DEMON.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ] JAKE?

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&gt;&gt; Finn: YEAH, YOUR HUBBY OR...

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BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: YO, MY KOREAN IS NOT

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THAT GOOD.

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CAN YOU JUST GET OVER HERE?

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WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO

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KEE OTH'S DIMENSION, SHIPSHIYO.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS

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AFFIRMATIVE.

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SEE YOU SOON. BYE.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: [ HUMMING ]

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[ SNAPPING FINGERS ]

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♪ BROKE-UP DIMENSION,

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YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART ♪

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♪ I'M LOOKING FOR A BROKE-UP

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GIRL TO BREAK ME APART ♪

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JUST KIDDING. I GOT A GIRL!

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[ SNAP! CREAK! ]

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LADY RAINICORN! YEAH!

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MM. THAT DON'T LOOK RIGHT.

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[ CREAK! ]

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THAT'S BETTER.

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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&gt;&gt; EXCUSE ME.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HMM?

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&gt;&gt; DOWN HERE.

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HI!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OH, MY FUN!

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I THOUGHT YOU WAS A ROCK!

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&gt;&gt; I'M NOT A ROCK.

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I'M A LITTLE BUDDY!

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CAN YOU GET OFF ME, PLEASE?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHOOPS! SORRY.

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&gt;&gt; IT'S OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: COOL.

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YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

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&gt;&gt; I'D LIKE THAT!

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I'VE NEVER HAD A FRIEND.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHOA, SERIOUSLY?

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&gt;&gt; MY SPECIES SPENDS ITS FIRST

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12 YEARS SLEEPING.

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I JUST WOKE UP TODAY!

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[ ZAP! ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HELLO?

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I'M JUST GONNA PRETEND YOU'RE

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SLEEPING.

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&gt;&gt; Finn: WHOOP! SHE'S HERE.

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&gt;&gt; I THOUGHT MY BODY WAS HOPPING

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UP AND DOWN, BUT I WAS SITTING

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STILL.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: WHAT IS IT, LADY?

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: WHAT?

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: UH...SOMETHING "SKIP."

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I DON'T KNOW.

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JUST PLAY IT, BMO.

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[ <i>STATIC ]</i>

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&gt;&gt; <i>JAKE? FINN? JERMAINE?</i>

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<i>WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS?</i>

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&gt;&gt; Finn: DAD!

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&gt;&gt; <i>I JUST OPENED UP AN</i>

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<i>UNEXPLORED CAVERN DEEP IN THE</i>

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<i>UNDERGROUND-GRASSLANDS COMPLEX.</i>

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<i>PLEASE REFER TO MY CHART</i>

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<i>SYSTEM, OKAY?</i>

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<i>I'M IN CAVE 73-H.</i>

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<i>IN CASE I AM OVERTAKEN BY AN</i>

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<i>ENEMY, I NEED YOU TO RETRIEVE</i>

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<i>MY CORPSE.</i>

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[ <i>STATIC</i> ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>HEY, LADY.</i>

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<i>YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU A</i>

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<i>VIDEO...</i>

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: BMO, SKIP! SKIP!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>...SAYING JTD WON'T</i>

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<i>CHANGE HIS DOGGIE WAYS...</i>

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[ TAPE REWINDING ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: THAT SHOULD BE GOOD.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>OKAY, I LOVE YOU,</i>

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<i>GIRL.</i>

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<i>I HOPE YOU LIKED IT.</i>

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<i>BYE!</i>

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[ <i>SMOOCHES</i> ]

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&gt;&gt; <i>...OVER HERE, YOU SEE?</i>

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<i>THE SECOND HALF OF THE TABLET,</i>

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<i>I BELIEVE.</i>

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<i>NOW, IF I PUT THIS TOGETHER</i>

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<i>WITH MINE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO</i>

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<i>CREATE A PORTAL TO THE DEMON</i>

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<i>KEE OTH'S DIMENSION AND TRAP</i>

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<i>HIM IN A CIRCLE OF HOLY WATER.</i>

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<i>OKAY, HERE WE GO.</i>

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<i>PERFECT! OKAY, LET'S SEE...</i>

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<i>"KEE OTH ZAPLE MYRUPS PAMA--"</i>

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[ <i>STATIC</i> ]

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>OKAY, THIS IS SCENE</i>

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<i>ONE, TAKE ONE OF</i>

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<i>"HEAT SIGNATURE 2."</i>

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<i>READY?</i>

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<i>ACTION!</i>

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&gt;&gt; <i>FATHER, IT'S BEEN A YEAR</i>

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<i>SINCE I WAS ON THE SUBMARINE,</i>

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<i>BUT I STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS.</i>

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<i>I WAS FORCED TO CHOOSE -- THE</i>

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<i>LIVES OF MY MEN OR THE ENTIRE</i>

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<i>PLANET!</i>

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<i>WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!</i>

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<i>TELL ME, FATHER!</i>

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<i>I'M A MESS, MAN!</i>

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<i>OH!</i>

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&gt;&gt; <i>WAIT, WHAT DO I SAY?</i>

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<i>MM, CHECK, PLEASE!</i>

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>NO!</i>

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[ <i>STATIC</i> ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: HOLD ON, BMO.

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I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WATCH

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MORE OF THIS VIDEO FOR CLUES,

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BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME THAT

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I'M NOT GONNA SEE ANY MORE WEIRD

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JAKE STUFF.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: OKAY, HIGH FIVE.

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PLAY IT, BMO.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: <i>MM, GUESS WHAT, LADY.</i>

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<i>THIS DIRTY DOG NEEDS A BATH.</i>

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<i>WHOO!</i>

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&gt;&gt; Finn: AAAAH!

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&gt;&gt; AAAAH!

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&gt;&gt; AAAAH!

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THIS STINKS!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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&gt;&gt; COME ON, JOSHUA!

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BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU

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WOULD'VE BEEN UP HERE TRYING TO

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TAKE ME APART!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: UH, WHAT?

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THAT'S MY DAD, JOSHUA, BACK IN

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THE OLD DAYS.

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I'M HIS SON, DUDE.

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&gt;&gt; SHOOT.

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WHERE IS HE?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HE'S DEAD, DUDE.

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DON'T MAKE ME GET EMOTIONAL

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ABOUT IT.

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&gt;&gt; THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A

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WIMP THEN?

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COME ON UP HERE AND BEAT ON ME

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LIKE YOUR DAD WOULD.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD.

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&gt;&gt; WHAT'S WEIRD?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: YOU WANT TO GET BEAT

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UP?

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THAT'S WEIRD.

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I'M NOT DOING YOUR WEIRD BIZ.

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&gt;&gt; YOU WON'T FIGHT?!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NOPE.

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&gt;&gt; [ GROANS ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: HEH-HEH.

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WHAT THE...

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&gt;&gt; AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: OH, MY GOSH!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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&gt;&gt; HI. I'M SAMANTHA.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I'M JAY T. T-THE DOG!

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I'M -- I'M JAKE.

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&gt;&gt; ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE MY

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PIT!

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THIS BOZO TRIED STEALING MY

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BLOOD, TOO!

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SO YOUSE BETTER DUKE IT OUT AND

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SEE WHO GETS TO LIVE!

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&gt;&gt; BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN A MAN-DOG

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IN YEARS!

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AND NOW THE UNIVERSE HAS DROPPED

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ONE INTO MY ARMS.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHOA, LADY. NO WAY.

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THIS BOY IS GOT.

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&gt;&gt; BUT FATE HAS BROUGHT US

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TOGETHER!

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THE STARS HAVE PAIRED YOU WITH A

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GODDESS!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: I LIKE THE WAY YOU

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TALK, BUT YOU ARE CRAZY.

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&gt;&gt; KILL OR BE KILLED, YOU TWO!

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&gt;&gt; YES, IF I'M SO CRAZY, THEN

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LET'S FIGHT!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NO, GIRL, WE CAN BOUNCE

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OUT OF HERE.

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MY FRIEND FINN WILL SAVE US ANY

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SECOND NOW.

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&gt;&gt; I DON'T WAIT FOR RESCUE.

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I CONQUER TILL I AM CONQUERED...

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BY LOVE OR BY THE HAND OF AN

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ADVERSARY.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WELL, I GUESS WE'RE

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GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THEN.

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&gt;&gt; YAAH!

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[ CRUNCH! ]

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&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS ]

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[ SPLAT! ]

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[ SMASH! ]

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OKAY, TAKE YOUR TIME.

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I GOT TO DO MY DAILY SUN

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SALUTATIONS.

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[ <i>GRUNTING</i> ]

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<i>RELEASE ME, JOSHUA!</i>

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[ <i>GROWLING</i> ]

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<i>I'LL SHOW YOU!</i>

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[ <i>INHALES DEEPLY</i> ]

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[ <i>GAGS</i> ]

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[ <i>COUGHING</i> ]

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<i>BLECH!</i>

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<i>DUDE, YOUR BLOOD IS HARSH!</i>

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&gt;&gt; [ <i>GULPING</i> ]

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<i>THAT'S 'CAUSE I BEEN DRINKING</i>

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<i>SO MUCH HOLY WATER.</i>

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<i>IT'S IN MY BLOOD, SUCKER!</i>

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<i>AND NATURALLY, I GOT TO GO TO</i>

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<i>THE BATHROOM LIKE CRAZY.</i>

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<i>BE RIGHT BACK!</i>

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&gt;&gt; <i>IF I CAN'T SUCK YOU, I'LL</i>

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<i>SUCK MYSELF'S BLOOD.</i>

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[ <i>INHALES DEEPLY</i> ]

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[ <i>LAUGHS</i> ]

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<i>TASTE IT, SCRUB!</i>

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[ <i>SPLASH!</i> ]

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<i>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</i>

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[ <i>GROANING</i> ]

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&gt;&gt; <i>MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.</i>

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<i>I GOT TO WEE-WEE AGAIN.</i>

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[ STATIC ]

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[ TAPE REWINDING ]

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&gt;&gt; WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATE THIS

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VIDEO?

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&gt;&gt; Finn: NO TIME, BMO.

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LET'S GO FIND THE CAVE FROM THE

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VIDEO.

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MAYBE WE'LL FIND MORE CLUES

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THERE.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: "KEE OTH ZAPLE MYRUPS

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PAMA MANCAKES."

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[ CRACKS ]

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WHOA.

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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

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JAKE?

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YEESH.

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&gt;&gt; EH?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: [ GRUNTING ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: JAKE?

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&gt;&gt; Jake: FINN, YES!

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HELP ME!

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&gt;&gt; JAKE! [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: THIS IS NOT HUGGING!

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IT'S FIGHTING!

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FIGHTING!

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&gt;&gt; Finn: JAKE, WHAT DO I DO?

333
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SHOULD I KILL HIM?

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&gt;&gt; WITH WHAT?!

335
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&gt;&gt; Finn: WITH THIS!

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&gt;&gt; DEMON BLOOD!

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&gt;&gt; Finn: THAT'S RIGHT!

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DEMON BLOOD BEATS DEMON!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: UH, THAT IS NOT

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CORRECT.

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&gt;&gt; [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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OH, YEAH!

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GIVE ME THAT BLOOD, STUPID!

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: WHOAAAAAAA!

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LADY, DON'T BREAK THE

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CIRCLE OF PROTECTION!

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Finn: AW, GEEZ.

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HE'S SUCKING MY SWORD OFF ITS

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HILT!

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&gt;&gt; YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]

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YOUR CIRCLE CAN'T STOP MY

354
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SUCKING!

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NOW I HAVE <i>YOUR</i> DEMON BLOOD, AS

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WELL!

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&gt;&gt; Finn: EXCEPT IT'S <i>NOT</i> DEMON

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BLOOD.

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IT'S A FROZEN GRAPE JUICE THAT

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WAS BLESSED BY THE PRIEST.

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COLD.

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BLESS THIS SWORD, FODDER!

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&gt;&gt; MM. CHECK, PLEASE!

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&gt;&gt; Finn: [ SLURPING ]

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MMM. GRAPY.

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&gt;&gt; WAIT.

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AAAAAAAAAAH!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: MY BLOOD!

369
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WHOO!

370
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&gt;&gt; COWARD!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHOOP!

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HEY, HEY!

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LADY!

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&gt;&gt; Finn: LET'S GO, BROS!

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&gt;&gt; Jake: SAMANTHA, YOU CAN COME,

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TOO, I GUESS.

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&gt;&gt; VERY WELL.

378
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

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YOU'VE RETURNED ME TO MY WORLD,

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SO I RECANT MY OATH TO DESTROY

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YOU.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: YOU MADE AN OATH?

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OKAY.

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&gt;&gt; LET'S FIGHT AGAIN SOMETIME.

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&gt;&gt; Jake: NAH, I'LL JUST STRETCH

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INTO A TREE.

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&gt;&gt; HMM.

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TOOK LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO

389
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STRETCH OUT OF THAT PIT.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: PSH! PLEASE. NOT EVEN.

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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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&gt;&gt; Jake: UH, BECAUSE KEE OTH WAS

394
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RIGHT THERE!

395
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A-AND THERE WERE TRAPS.

396
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I DIDN'T HAVE NO BLOOD THIS

397
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WHOLE TIME, SO I'M TOTALLY OUT

398
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OF IT.

399
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[ GRUNTS ]

400
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[ BOTH GASP ]

401
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&gt;&gt; Both: JAKE?!

402
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&gt;&gt; Jake: WHEW! SORRY.

403
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I GOT A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED.

404
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&gt;&gt; [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

405
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&gt;&gt; Jake: I LOVE YOU, TOO, LADY.

406
00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:03,760
&gt;&gt; Finn: YO, GUYS.

407
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,390
I STILL LOVE FLAME PRINCESS.

408
00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,260
&gt;&gt; Jake: OKAY, BIG HUG.

409
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&gt;&gt; All: HUG!

410
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[ WIND GUSTS ]

411
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

412
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,210
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE

413
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,610
FOREST ♪

414
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪

415
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

416
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪

